**UKRAINIAN SPRING OFFENSIVE STARTED **
AS EXPECTED THIS TIME IT'S ZAPORIZHIA!
UKRAINIAN TROOPS IN POLOHY
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IT'S HAPPENING
**UKRAINIAN SPRING OFFENSIVE STARTED **
AS EXPECTED THIS TIME IT'S ZAPORIZHIA!
UKRAINIAN TROOPS IN POLOHY
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round 2 mayhaps?
Not the same without the music lmao
This is the old battle plan, you can tell because the two indpidendant states recognized by russia still would have any men left
But the drone flipped
Underrated
why did everyone, even the attackers, die in kalingrad?\
There's an Umbrella Corps NEST there
if you were Polish you would probably also have a nice day at the first opportunity
>mud meme
Do you have the original with Sound?
Izyum Offensive was goated. Like 101st in Bastogne or Early days Gudarian or Yamashita Malaysian Campaign
And they used so much fake radio traffic in Kherson so that bulk of Poccners were down south over that bridge
Lol, hohol hopes and dreams if there ever was a post like that.
Either that, or a repeat of the ghost offensive at Khakriv, where Russian sources were claiming to have heroically destroyed a Ukkie armored company while the Ukkies in the area were limited to using busses and technicals.
>chronotank brigade teleporting behind enemy lines at 1:40
>offensive operations right as the mud season starts
nah not a chance, just probing attacks probablt
No muddy season in the oleshky desert anon. That's why it's a desert.
what the frick is this ace combat strangereal tier geography
Welcome to Ukraine.
Clearly a site of past magical battle, sapped all the local life energy for centuries.
Don't follow the lights
i think its soviet engineering
Oleshky sands is what happens when you think the peat is everywhere but it isn't and suddenly you end up with little Iran right next to a river system.
If you put commies in charge of a meadow you'll end up with a grass shortage
Fricking kek
that's nothing, look what happened when they were in charge of a sea
Okay, after all the funding we have provided to the Ukes I just want one thing out of this war aside from a NatSoc Ukraine. To have the Oleshky Sands renamed to The Round Table. I deserve that much.
>Russian sources claim
Russian sources will then claim they killed half a billion Ukrainians in a few hours.
it's already happening
>they attacked but we destroyed them all, here's a video of a bush as a proof
This, morale not good, time for phantom offensive russia can destroy
it's only real when ukrainians win, ain't it /k/oper?
Sure keep winning zigger
More or less yeah, you can tell the difference between a real Ukrainian offensive and a russian shilled phantom Ukrainian offensive by whether or not they actually go anywhere
Remember all the Twitter offensives at Kherson? The only one that turned out to be real was the one that took the city
There is already a thread up on the catalog about the failed hohol counter offensive with a tank burning as source.
A few Humvees driving around does not make an offensive.
>A few Humvees driving around does not make an offensive.
hopefully russians won't react before they start getting reports of units noticing Leopards coming in from rear
>laughs in Kharkiv counter offensive
TEMPO TEMPO,
>Sabaton
I haven't "picked sides," but I believe that Ukraine has as much of a right in their power to fight back as anyone. You can't begrudge them for getting it their all.
>Death in June
Low energy bellowing for whiny intellectuals. People feel this stuff in their heart, not their brain
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
>Zelensky tells the world that an offensive will start in 2 months
>"Phew, I guess we don't have to worry about a hohol attack any time soon!"
>Offensive starts immediately
if this is real i will hatecrime a vatnik
>if this is real i will hatecrime a vatnik
Based.
Wait, he lied? Isn't that a warcrime?
>Wait, he lied? Isn't that a warcrime?
Another phantom offensive that Russian will easily destroy and claim that they killed 100k Ukies in the process?
>announce offensive has started
>it doesn't go anywhere, because it never fricking started
>10 zelenskyys killed, 1 billion ukronazis captured and 10 nato generals kalibrated, good job comrades
I'll believe it when i see it.
Until then, i hope everyone has a great Lmao and a beautiful Sneed. Cheers
>88
TEMPO
RUSSIAN
GENOCIDE
Several Ukrainian troops killed and captured, at least 4 armored vehicles destroyed
>film russian armor burning in a way nothing can be confirmed
LOOOK RUSSIA DOESN"T SUCK NO MO!
Kek, moronic Russians. As always 0 communication or awareness. Looks at his comrades burning alive and gets extatic thinking it's them perfidious Khokhols.
Sorry but what are these videos meant to prove exactly?
>Uki Video: Usually at least 5+ minutes long, HD footage where you can clearly see soldiers doing shit
>Ruski Video: 30 seconds of some unidentifiable vehicles burning in a field, video is also posted with claims that are not actually shown in the video
that's because russians have capability to destroy enemy forces with artillery and ukraine does not.
Artillery they have no ammo for and CEP is measured in kilometers?
yes and the craters seen in all those vids are made by russians throwing thousands of frozen ukrainian corpses out of their il-76s
They are made by russian artillery missing its target
>Uki videos: Russians being visibly destroyed by artillery
>Vatnik videos: No such thing
You posted it again homosexual, are you that stupid?
Tell me /k/, what is the tactical advantage of getting baited by your supposedly weaker enemy over and over?
During the Kharkiv counteroffensive the first sources were also Russian. Polohy stand at an important crossroad and the weather in Zaporizhia will be pretty good so there might be some truth to these claims. But Russians like to overblow everything or just spew bullshit (like their offensive on Kamianske that never happened) so I remain highly sceptical for now
going to the gym hope to see the complete destruction of the Russian by the time I get back. (1 hourish)
*Russian army
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>based tv show
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO.
By the violence of our action, we will disrupt the enemy's decision making cycle. We will tie down an entire Vat Black person Division using our recon by force mechanized platoons. The Ghost of Von Manstein will have a big boner for us. This is manuever warfare at its finest
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they're probing attacks
can be insignificant probing attack, dont overhype it
The actual posts.
nothingburger right now
>One can only guess how such sacrifices can be justified without result
Irony is lost on ziggers, isn't it?
Shut up, glorious Russia took 30 meters of Bakhmut at the low cost of 5000 mobiks just today
fun fact: they said EXACTLY the same shit before losing kherson and kharkiv
total rusBlack person genocide NOW
>rusBlack person
I love the sound of that word. It really rolls off the tongue.
nothing is going to happen
This is most probably nothing, russians are gonna claim 2000 dead hohols and 50 destroyed american tanks soon
nyet, hohols have joined glorious Russian brothers, all enemy combatants are Polish mercenaries.
Watch your mouth, Comrade. I do not want to be of reporting you to homosexual officers for discrediting glorious Russian Army and Wagner PMC. According to Intel Slava Z, over 50,000 HATO supersoldiers and 200,000 Holhol piggies have been liquidated while many cowardly NATO generals have surrendered.
Arent we in the middle of raspubreastsa ? An offensive sound unlikely.
this
Plebbitors don’t understand concepts like that.
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
>1188
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO GODSPED YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS
Nothing is going on and won't be for some time. Russians just seen a car and thought it's full scale offensive.
Putin should immediately redeploy the forces attacking Bakhmut to defend Zaporozhye.
No need. Steiner's attack will be here soon enough.
it failed
ukraine lost
And here we have drone footage, destroyed equipment, dead and retreating troops, honestly and offensive made sense last year when the ukros outnumbered the russians 5 by 1, now with so many casualties and outnumbered its suicide.
that's bakhmut
wondering how will cargo cultists here spin it into glorious ukrainian victory.
B-B-BUT MUH KHERSON IS TOTALLY INDICATIVE OF UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE POTENTIAL ELSEWHERE
Good bait. Made me reply.
>cargo cult
(You) should probably look that term up before attempting to use it again. Your failed ESL mis-use of it is, unironically, an example of cargo cultism.
>cargo cultists
So the new script for Vatniks is just to take old comments about Russia then make it about Ukraine instead. Honestly smarter than whatever trash they tried coming up over the last year.
Yeah, this seems like a failed advance attempt. I count three downed vehicles. At least a platoon was involved in this. The hohol infantry isn't dead because the Russian artillery keeps being horribly bad and their infantry fire is lacking.
That said, you're still a Black person. Ukros never had that ratio and you know it, disingenuous shitstain.
Holy shit Black person it's obvious you're samegayging.And that's an old ukrainian video too.
>3 smoking vehicles
>1(?) WIA
that's literally a nothing burger and I feel offended someone even wasted a thread on this.
Is that it? I feel like we've been spoiled by Vuhledar footage
There's at most 1-2 visible casualties in that video and the rest are conducting a break drill in a pretty orderly way, no way to know to whom these vehicles belongs to.
yeah it doesnt look as terrible as the kherson footage, the ukies are dismounted and firing at the russian trenches.
they get a B-
If that is a retreat, I'm shocked to say Ukie bad luck is looking better than their good luck, at least in terms of their squad composition.
they're all shooting in the general direction. honestly i think it was probably a successful assault.
the kherson offensives, it was like deer in the headlights, bambi frozen
Utter destruction. All dismounts are either dead or bleeding out, western gibs ravaged by flames.
Entire ultra-shilled and anticipated for months counteroffensive head-on smashes into single Russian motorized company and annihilates.
Pathetic shit.
Boy, what russian army group got destroyed today? this coming week's gonna get interesting lol
>neither side can attack
This really is iran iraq 2
it doesnt look as bad as the Kherson offensives, those were complete dogshit.
at least the ukies dismounted and are firing their guns in the general direction.
>maybe like 4 KIAs seen in video
Its over ukies bros
Though I do have to say that the spacing and discipline looks pretty good in that footage
>when the ukros outnumbered the russians 5 by 1
Something that never happened.
What's with all these piecemeal attacks?
Wouldn't it make more sense to charge with 30 Tanks, 500 Men and a dozen dive bombers hitting the defending trench line to create a breakthrough?
I guess War is like a video game after all with 16 vs 16 fighters per battle.
There are trench layers after the first one
They are trying to break up each later then launch the big boy
Abrams charging at 90kmh to Moscow
>mud
>meme
It's all fun and games until you go high-center. That looks like a fairly decent road.
Your source is literally saying that this is a reconnaissance mission, not the spring offensive moron.
>VatBlack folk once again identifying a shaping effort as an all-out assault
What are the odds?
can someone explain why this thread is allowed
>War is not related to weapons! Janitors please delete!
Frick off. We are not talking about politics here.
All I see is wienersucking of Ukraine. You can't do that on /misc/?
That's strange.
because it's pro ukraine
Is it? This is one of those made up offensives Russians swiftly defeat.
Do your threads get deleted because they're pro-russian or because you're a tiresome shitposter who can't make a post without talking about trannies or whatever?
I don't make threads, I just seen this thread that breaks the rules.
mods can see your posting story, they can tell samegaygers and ban for trolling outside of /b/.
They can see I've never made a thread on /k/. This entire thread is just political shitflinging, is this your goal?
He didn't make the thread, I did. The goal is to be the first to make a thread about a Happening, a PrepHole past time since forever. How much of a tourist are you?
You can be the first to make it on the proper board, which is /misc/
>hes mad about cowboy cat
rumao
a bunch of those and pro ua shitpost threads generally get deleted too if you check the archive
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/k.desu.meta/text/taken%20bakhmut/deleted/deleted/type/op/
Can you explain why these
threads are allowed? They should all be deleted if we strictly follow the sticky's rules.
Agreed
Looking at those threads, there doesn't seem to be anyone whining they should be on /misc/ and presumably hammering the report button with his discord friends...
They are deleted?
Vatniks deleted their own threads when they realised they were being pointed out to try and score victim points.
MY PENIS IS HARD! I REPEAT MY PENIS IS HARD!
First time?
i don't think they will do anything major before the mud season is over and they get enough heavy vehicles
the leos aren't there yet are they
In a foreign land
In a foreign time
Reaping time had come
I'm falling back into (ACK ACK)
Fields of rape
I'm falling back into (ACK ACK)
Fields of rape
We're falling back into (ACK ACK)
Fields of rape
Yea, they must be pushing somewhere, shills are hyperactive right now.
Nah it's because of the Reaper drone, chuggers are really excited they got a "win" to shitpost about. TEMPO won't resume until late spring.
>”counter offense has begun”
>no HIMARS strikes
>no JDAM strikes
>no Bradley brigade
>no Leopard/Abrams thunder rush
k
Are vatBlack folk trying to spin literal nothingburgers as victories now? Lmao
>Three weeks isn't that bad
Remember when we were all losing our sides laughing at russia needing more than a week to take kiev? good times, if only we knew how deep the slavic rabbithole would go.
I call bullshit on that. No offensive will happen for several weeks at least.
Oh look its another
>MAJOR UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE ALONG THE CONTACT LINE -Vatnikshill
The next day
>MAJOR UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE COMPLETELY DESTROYED, HOHOL ARMY AT LAST LEGS -vatnikshill
KHERSON ADVANCES SMASHED
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME SOXHOLE
AMX-10? French Defence minister just said that some of them were already on the frontlines.
TENPO TEMPO TEMPO
Rollin
Let's see
that's a woman
thats a dude
Yes. And?
Everything about this photo screams male except for a few AGP fetish items (long hair, make-up, nail polish, women's underwear minus the bulge of course).
don't tell me you wouldn't let it massage your prostate with it's wiener until you shoot cum on the ceiling. If you say no you're a closet gay
>massage your prostate with it's wiener
>If you say no you're a closet gay
Is that you? What sort of reverse psychology attempt is this? I'd sooner have that sissy suck my straight HWC.
>AGP
Hi /lgbt/, still obsessed with blanchardism?
>Hi /lgbt/, still obsessed with blanchardism?
Cat is out of the bag, Blanchard's legacy is locked in.
Seething troony.
why does she have a banana in her underwear?
Banane?
isn’t the ground all muddy? why would they attach now
*sniff*
smell that
yes it is thousand burning hohol rats
roasting piggy farm :*~~
meanwhile Ukrainians are dropping 900 kilo JDAMs on Russians in bulk numbers
yes yes then harry potter and iron man came and blew up all the nasty russians i am sure :*~~)
now back to reality
lynch pin of ukranian frontline - bakhmut - about to fall into hands of russian liberators
western economy collapsing, american-ukranian welfare about to end
america fleeing with tail between legs after they lost one of their precious drones in russian tactical action
face facts hohol it is over.
>harry potter and iron man
we don't need them when we have the Ukrainian gene-engineered super soldiers and western bioweapons labs
CHEBURASHKA AND GORCHOK JUST COLLAPSED THE WESTERN ECONOMY!!!! PRESIDENT BIDEN ASSASSINATED BY LE HECKIN WAGNER SLEDGEHAMMER GUY!!!!
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Channeling the power of my Ukrainian ancestors for quads
Surely by now the Ukrainian Army is running low on soldiers.
466 doubled. Is 932 good enough for you?
Well, it is a nice start, but we can always do better.
it's fricking mud all around, what offensive? at most this is a local counterattack.
I wont believe it until Ukies start posting shit
Probably one of those phantom offensives were russians claim to kill 100k ukies
>Russian sources
Yeah bullhsit. This is telegram offensive where they’ll claim they destroyed three gorrillion Ukrainians and fifty Leopards.
amazing cope in this thread:
twitter bullshit about ukrainians encircling some wagner mercs, consisting of a single post:by polish moron:
>frick yeah
>kill vatniks!
>slaba ukraina!
twitter bullshit about ukraine recce getting btfo, but this time there are videos cosistent
>nope, can't be real
your bias is showing, homosexuals.
>polish moron
>cosistent
SIRS
I need serious thoughts on this. What are the odds of Russia nuking Ukraine and killing the concept of it as a habitable region if they are successfully pushed out of the country?
Hopefully high.
>Russian telegrams reported
>nothing actually happened
/k/ should stop falling for Russian telegram offensives
Digits of destiny Balkanize both Russia and China inside 10 years
I'm doing my part!
>000
You stupid shit. You're not doing your part at all.
Frick it, that counts as 3000.
No. You can't change it.
>all dead vatniks get revived
ffs
if digits i reverse this and russia wins
8765 that has to count for something right?
What would be the perfect place for a Ukrainian push right now?
nothingburger
I like how as soon as ukies push 2 vehicles and some men, vatniks go into full panic and cry out about the GREAT OFFENSIVE looool
dw lads, you'll know when the real offensive has begun 😉
so uhhh how went the offensive?
Nowhere, Russian soldier saw two vehicles and all telegrams started shouting about grand offensive