>not an even coating >not even topped >just hunks of garlic and mozza slices thrown haphazardly on top
You're right but holy fuck you aughta be hanged for that warcrime of a pizza.
That shit is "go to Hague, do not pass go, do not collect 200 cool points" levels of heinous.
It was fun. Weird to think that we're now in the era of 12-core CPUs and gigabit internet, I don't even remember what my circa-2003 specs were wen this came out
The reason is 00 era graphics. 3D sprites were just becoming a thing. Rome Total War for example. Warcraft III cleverly did 2D drawings on top of 3D sprites, setting them up for World of Warcraft.
Because you are playing as blue. Play as green and they look like US troopers.
Also silver helmets for visual contrast, to help the player click individual units in a crowd
Reminder that this game was so controversial in Germany that it was banned, and they had to make a local version where everyone was shooped into robots.
Putting together massive doomstacks of them was glorious. The second they started shooting they just delete shit. Was one of the key reasons I always "liberated" a GLA supply depot and "rescued" some workers.
Man I REALLY want a Marine USA General. >Marine
A Guardian GI knockoff, equipped with a M16A4 (upgrade ACOG for longer range) and a SMAW (upgrade HEDP for garrison clearance) can switch between but requires time. >Scout Sniper
A pathfinder on steroids, M14EBR allows faster shots than the Pathfinder M40. (Upgrade to M82 .50 allows damage to vehicles) >LAV-25
Super Humvee, carries 6 instead of 5, and 25mm autocannon gives extra punch >Cavalier Tank
The predecessor to the Crusader, has less overall armor but cheaper than the Crusader, armor upgrade gives 90% defense against missiles >HIMAR's
Replaces Tomahawk, can fire precision or cluster. >AV8B Harrier
Replaces F22, is cheaper and dosen't require a airfield to land, only rearm. >AH-1Z
Replaces Comanche. Is tougher than the Comanche and cheaper. >forward deployed
Buildings require no power to operate, Marine General has no cold fusion reactor. >Marine super weapon
Battleship barrage.
Lower that missile defense on the tank upgrade a bit and you'd have a solid setup. For the Marine if the starter M-16 isn't upgraded give them the ability to swap the M-16 for an M-249, allow that to also take the ACOG upgrade as well as "API ammo belts" for more damage in general and light anti-vehicle damage. 100 shots but long and vulnerable reload time. Give the M-16 both ACOG and M-203 upgrades. Once any weapon upgrades are done you can't switch between M-16 and M-249.
Alongside that give them a "super tech" called "Modernization". Marines get an M-27 IAR with 40 round magazines and ACOGs standard, can upgrade to have an M320 grenade launcher. SMAW is replaced with the M3E1 MAAWS. AV8B gets replaced with F-35B, faster and stealth with longer range weapons. LAV-25 becomes LAV-25A2. Faster, stronger armor, longer range, and can upgrade to a long range TOW turret or mortar instead of the auto-cannon. The HIMARS loses the cluster munitions of the M39 for the single powerful 500lbs warhead of the M57E1. "Battleship Barrage" replaced with "Rapid Dragon strike", basically a bunch of powerful JASSM-ER missiles that accurately hit targets inside the ability zone instead of saturating the area with shells. Twice the damage and splash range of the modernized ATACMS, especially effective against buildings, longer reload timer though. Anything that isn't replaced gets longer range, higher speed, and better armor.
Man I REALLY want a Marine USA General. >Marine
A Guardian GI knockoff, equipped with a M16A4 (upgrade ACOG for longer range) and a SMAW (upgrade HEDP for garrison clearance) can switch between but requires time. >Scout Sniper
A pathfinder on steroids, M14EBR allows faster shots than the Pathfinder M40. (Upgrade to M82 .50 allows damage to vehicles) >LAV-25
Super Humvee, carries 6 instead of 5, and 25mm autocannon gives extra punch >Cavalier Tank
The predecessor to the Crusader, has less overall armor but cheaper than the Crusader, armor upgrade gives 90% defense against missiles >HIMAR's
Replaces Tomahawk, can fire precision or cluster. >AV8B Harrier
Replaces F22, is cheaper and dosen't require a airfield to land, only rearm. >AH-1Z
Replaces Comanche. Is tougher than the Comanche and cheaper. >forward deployed
Buildings require no power to operate, Marine General has no cold fusion reactor. >Marine super weapon
Battleship barrage.
Supplied by the Navy anon, the Marine General doesn't get access to the "higher" tech that the US gets, but their overall lineup is cost efficient and durable.
>armor upgrade gives 90% defense against missiles
make it 40%, boyo > Is tougher than the Comanche and cheaper.
Geez fuck stop making your general overpowered. >Buildings require no power to operate,
okay you literally sound like a 12 year old who can't handle losing against normal bots
i remember in the old files there's a us armor general, a chyna chairforce general (a grill separate from leang) and a gla general that looks like gaddafi (kek) and his specialty are rockets (another kek)
the gla guy was op because his scuds have longer range, his scud storm has a faster timer, his rocket buggies have longer range and have more missiles than default while scorpion rockets come by default and have longer range and bigger boom
also his technicals spawn with missiles immediately
>i remember in the old files there's a us armor general, a chyna chairforce general (a grill separate from leang) and a gla general that looks like gaddafi (kek) and his specialty are rockets (another kek)
why do you lie on the internet about a 20 year old game?
He might be talking about a mod. That game had a shit load of mods.
I remember once I was in a internet cafe located in a 2nd world country and their version of Generals was something I had never seen before or after.
One of the GLA unlockable "General's powers" was Saddam Hussein. He just stood around smoking a cigar. I never did figure out what he did, because I was preoccupied with the enemy.
i have that greenday song holiday burned into my brain along with some random shit >never meant to be so cold, like a drug that gets me hiiiiiiiiigh what i really meant to say, is im sorry for the way, i am.
Both songs from some mods i played a gorillion hours of, it also made usa dozers orange. If anyone remembers this drop the name pls.
He might be talking about a mod. That game had a shit load of mods.
I remember once I was in a internet cafe located in a 2nd world country and their version of Generals was something I had never seen before or after.
One of the GLA unlockable "General's powers" was Saddam Hussein. He just stood around smoking a cigar. I never did figure out what he did, because I was preoccupied with the enemy.
There was a shitload of unused and semi-completed content left in the game's files. A lot of mods are basically just content-restoration patches. Superweapon General was supposed to get its own version of the other two factions' superweapons: the Tomahawk Storm and the ICBM in place of the SCUD Storm and Nuclear Missile, respectively.
>There was a shitload of unused and semi-completed content left in the game's files
Prove it. Really, just prove it. Because you can't.
I know what was leftover in the game files, and its not that shit.
https://tcrf.net/Command_%26_Conquer:_Generals/Unused_Content_in_the_Original
https://tcrf.net/Command_%26_Conquer:_Generals/Unused_Content_in_the_Expansion
Man, lying on the internet about a 20 year old game. You're still that kid who told everyone that if you beat a game perfectly without dying while naked and only using one weapon, that you get something super rare as a reward.
>forward deployed >Buildings
How about you cant build at all but cc can drop units like tech supplypad. cc has upgrades like lcac/lcv/esb unlocking more units/upgrades/support powers.
Now youve finished forcing cnc into coh-shaped form, congrats
Whenever I'm alone and walking around or doing something, could be wherever, I will randomly quote RTS units or make my own lines and repeat them like I'm one. >"The fridge? The fri-The fri-The fri-" >"Don't mind if I do! Don't mind if I do!" >(while looking and pointing directly upwards) "Hey! Click on me one more time and you'll pay!"
i spent countless hours playing this game, my absolute favorite for controlling the map was
>group of 6 humvees >get tow missle upgrade on all >4 humvees get repair drone, 2 get recon drone (to be able to see invisible units) >1 sniper + 4 rocket soldiers per each humvee
I also remember crashing my computer with the air drop spam while playing USA generals lmao
i spent countless hours playing this game, my absolute favorite for controlling the map was
>group of 6 humvees >get tow missle upgrade on all >4 humvees get repair drone, 2 get recon drone (to be able to see invisible units) >1 sniper + 4 rocket soldiers per each humvee
I also remember crashing my computer with the air drop spam while playing USA generals lmao
swarm of combat chinooks with two snipers, four rockets and two rangers with flash bangs
yeah
>/k/ tier
Go suck your own dick somewhere else.
I miss it so much...
You need to be disemboweled and hanged from your intestines.
You're literally eating a pizza with cum, no cheese, and now the leaves are falling off the tree on it.
damn they have moominmeat pizza over there?
SOME OLE DOGSHIT LOOKING PIZZA YOU GOT
>not an even coating
>not even topped
>just hunks of garlic and mozza slices thrown haphazardly on top
You're right but holy fuck you aughta be hanged for that warcrime of a pizza.
That shit is "go to Hague, do not pass go, do not collect 200 cool points" levels of heinous.
What the fuck is wrong with americans that pizza looks mighty nice, what else would you fuckers put on it? Bacon? Spray cheese?
>mfw spent hours as a kid playing Generals and Generals Zero Hour
>General Grainger BTFO every other general in game
>King Raptors are kino af
King raptors made me westaboo while everyone around me played exclusively GLA
t. Mudslime country dweller
Gross, but sometimes the GLA was fun. Dr Thrax was a cool dude to play as. Melting chinese infantry with those anthrax trucks was amazing.
GLA music is still fantastic
Yeah, it's cool. Too bad actual Arabs aren't good enough at fighting to deserve it.
If you listen to what's going on in the campaign, the GLA is mostly central Asian.
Central Asians are also really bad at fighting
So yeah they're bad at fighting?
Haha any good stories about your muslim friends playing with GLA?
General Granger is the most based General in the game. Fuck tanks man.
It was fun. Weird to think that we're now in the era of 12-core CPUs and gigabit internet, I don't even remember what my circa-2003 specs were wen this came out
I remember mine only cause granddad taught me to build mine when I was like, 10.
Generals and RA2:YR were my shiiiiit
You probably had a GeForce 2 MX 400 or maybe even a 2 Ti, then around 2003 you upgraded to either Geforce 4 MX 420/460 or a Ti 4200.
>I LOVE A CROWD
I miss the regular Generals threads we had 10- 14 years ago.
>nobody stops the mail
God what a good line.
GLA POSTAL SERVICE
Welcome to Happy Jihad One Way Truck Rental!
I'm so glad this game existed, it truly was a product of its time. Its crazy how uncucked EA was back then
ARMY'S ELITE
WHATS THE MISSION SIR
fucking duh.
on a barely related note, whoever brought up Beyond All Reason as a game to play, thank you king, it's nearly perfect.
Is there a reason why they resemble some sort of power rangers instead of 00s US trooper like op's pic?
The reason is 00 era graphics. 3D sprites were just becoming a thing. Rome Total War for example. Warcraft III cleverly did 2D drawings on top of 3D sprites, setting them up for World of Warcraft.
Yeah. Those were the days.
Because you are playing as blue. Play as green and they look like US troopers.
Also silver helmets for visual contrast, to help the player click individual units in a crowd
>In the modern world, great leaders resolve their conflicts with words...
>Words like:
>Carpet bombing
basedest intro
>was
IS
we're not done fulfilling all its prophecies yet until every Humvee has a drone
Why no remaster yet?
Reminder that this game was so controversial in Germany that it was banned, and they had to make a local version where everyone was shooped into robots.
Anon, that was standard. All violent games featuring human death were reskinned to robots for Germany, going back to NES era.
Pic related, it’s Contra for robots: Probotector!
Fucked up that Europe got the superior /m/ version
I fucking wish it was only the shoops, but they even changed the voices & pitches, making the game near unplayable.
..that's why you play it in English, doofus.
>Warcraft III cleverly did 2D drawings on top of 3D sprites, setting them up for World of Warcraft.
We call those "textures", anon.
>rangers
>”ARMYS ELITE”
>gets btfo by some militiaman without shoes or a couple chinamen with flintlock rifles
It was accurate at least
They had noticeably more hit points than the other two, so if you had them shooting each other at the same time, the Ranger would always win.
that is your own fault for not using the flashbangs
though that is still valid for toxin and infantry gen
>AK47 FOR EVERYONE!
Why were they the best unit in the game?
they weren't, a single Comanche would rip them apart.
Mostly because it was enjoyable to live out my lifelong dream of dealing with towelhead mobs using napalm.
I still yell AK47 FOR EVERYONE to this day. And when I'm setting mouse traps I say The exterminator has arrived! (Ranger unit)
Putting together massive doomstacks of them was glorious. The second they started shooting they just delete shit. Was one of the key reasons I always "liberated" a GLA supply depot and "rescued" some workers.
Lower that missile defense on the tank upgrade a bit and you'd have a solid setup. For the Marine if the starter M-16 isn't upgraded give them the ability to swap the M-16 for an M-249, allow that to also take the ACOG upgrade as well as "API ammo belts" for more damage in general and light anti-vehicle damage. 100 shots but long and vulnerable reload time. Give the M-16 both ACOG and M-203 upgrades. Once any weapon upgrades are done you can't switch between M-16 and M-249.
Alongside that give them a "super tech" called "Modernization". Marines get an M-27 IAR with 40 round magazines and ACOGs standard, can upgrade to have an M320 grenade launcher. SMAW is replaced with the M3E1 MAAWS. AV8B gets replaced with F-35B, faster and stealth with longer range weapons. LAV-25 becomes LAV-25A2. Faster, stronger armor, longer range, and can upgrade to a long range TOW turret or mortar instead of the auto-cannon. The HIMARS loses the cluster munitions of the M39 for the single powerful 500lbs warhead of the M57E1. "Battleship Barrage" replaced with "Rapid Dragon strike", basically a bunch of powerful JASSM-ER missiles that accurately hit targets inside the ability zone instead of saturating the area with shells. Twice the damage and splash range of the modernized ATACMS, especially effective against buildings, longer reload timer though. Anything that isn't replaced gets longer range, higher speed, and better armor.
Gatling tanks rape them
I'VE GOT PLENTY OF BULLETS TO SPARE
Man I REALLY want a Marine USA General.
>Marine
A Guardian GI knockoff, equipped with a M16A4 (upgrade ACOG for longer range) and a SMAW (upgrade HEDP for garrison clearance) can switch between but requires time.
>Scout Sniper
A pathfinder on steroids, M14EBR allows faster shots than the Pathfinder M40. (Upgrade to M82 .50 allows damage to vehicles)
>LAV-25
Super Humvee, carries 6 instead of 5, and 25mm autocannon gives extra punch
>Cavalier Tank
The predecessor to the Crusader, has less overall armor but cheaper than the Crusader, armor upgrade gives 90% defense against missiles
>HIMAR's
Replaces Tomahawk, can fire precision or cluster.
>AV8B Harrier
Replaces F22, is cheaper and dosen't require a airfield to land, only rearm.
>AH-1Z
Replaces Comanche. Is tougher than the Comanche and cheaper.
>forward deployed
Buildings require no power to operate, Marine General has no cold fusion reactor.
>Marine super weapon
Battleship barrage.
>Buildings require no power to operate, Marine General has no cold fusion reactor.
No way to radar blackout them then?
Supplied by the Navy anon, the Marine General doesn't get access to the "higher" tech that the US gets, but their overall lineup is cost efficient and durable.
>armor upgrade gives 90% defense against missiles
make it 40%, boyo
> Is tougher than the Comanche and cheaper.
Geez fuck stop making your general overpowered.
>Buildings require no power to operate,
okay you literally sound like a 12 year old who can't handle losing against normal bots
i remember in the old files there's a us armor general, a chyna chairforce general (a grill separate from leang) and a gla general that looks like gaddafi (kek) and his specialty are rockets (another kek)
the gla guy was op because his scuds have longer range, his scud storm has a faster timer, his rocket buggies have longer range and have more missiles than default while scorpion rockets come by default and have longer range and bigger boom
also his technicals spawn with missiles immediately
old ea were whackos with a passion
>i remember in the old files there's a us armor general, a chyna chairforce general (a grill separate from leang) and a gla general that looks like gaddafi (kek) and his specialty are rockets (another kek)
why do you lie on the internet about a 20 year old game?
He might be talking about a mod. That game had a shit load of mods.
I remember once I was in a internet cafe located in a 2nd world country and their version of Generals was something I had never seen before or after.
One of the GLA unlockable "General's powers" was Saddam Hussein. He just stood around smoking a cigar. I never did figure out what he did, because I was preoccupied with the enemy.
i have that greenday song holiday burned into my brain along with some random shit >never meant to be so cold, like a drug that gets me hiiiiiiiiigh what i really meant to say, is im sorry for the way, i am.
Both songs from some mods i played a gorillion hours of, it also made usa dozers orange. If anyone remembers this drop the name pls.
There was a shitload of unused and semi-completed content left in the game's files. A lot of mods are basically just content-restoration patches. Superweapon General was supposed to get its own version of the other two factions' superweapons: the Tomahawk Storm and the ICBM in place of the SCUD Storm and Nuclear Missile, respectively.
>There was a shitload of unused and semi-completed content left in the game's files
Prove it. Really, just prove it. Because you can't.
I know what was leftover in the game files, and its not that shit.
https://tcrf.net/Command_%26_Conquer:_Generals/Unused_Content_in_the_Original
https://tcrf.net/Command_%26_Conquer:_Generals/Unused_Content_in_the_Expansion
Man, lying on the internet about a 20 year old game. You're still that kid who told everyone that if you beat a game perfectly without dying while naked and only using one weapon, that you get something super rare as a reward.
>old ea were whackos with a passion
Fuck yourself, EA just bought them and then crushed them. Old CNC is thanks to Westwood.
>forward deployed
>Buildings
How about you cant build at all but cc can drop units like tech supplypad. cc has upgrades like lcac/lcv/esb unlocking more units/upgrades/support powers.
Now youve finished forcing cnc into coh-shaped form, congrats
Shockwave mod has HIMARS with ATACMS
I can remember the voice line of every unit and general from this game. Everything about it was memorable.
Generals really is a timecapsule of the 2003 Iraq era.
>SWEET ASCENSION OF DOOM
SHALL I PUSH THE BUTTON?
Whenever I'm alone and walking around or doing something, could be wherever, I will randomly quote RTS units or make my own lines and repeat them like I'm one.
>"The fridge? The fri-The fri-The fri-"
>"Don't mind if I do! Don't mind if I do!"
>(while looking and pointing directly upwards) "Hey! Click on me one more time and you'll pay!"
>Thrax was Gigachad all along
Glad to see a fellow rts quote schizo.
We must never reveal our powerlevel.
ROCKET BARRAGE READY
i spent countless hours playing this game, my absolute favorite for controlling the map was
>group of 6 humvees
>get tow missle upgrade on all
>4 humvees get repair drone, 2 get recon drone (to be able to see invisible units)
>1 sniper + 4 rocket soldiers per each humvee
I also remember crashing my computer with the air drop spam while playing USA generals lmao
>1 sniper + 4 rocket soldiers per each humvee
the most OP bullshit once you have enough cash
swarm of combat chinooks with two snipers, four rockets and two rangers with flash bangs
Don't forget the combat Chinook bug where you could fire tomahawks and scuds out of them
With the right mods and a can-do attitude, anything is possible.
Paladin tank in the field.
Preserving freedom