Is your therapist armed?

>be me
>in waiting room at mental health clinic
>doctor is with a client in the consultation room
>suddenly hear yelling coming through the walls
>"Do you want to see psychopathology?"
>"I'll fucking kill you!"
>receptionist and a few others go over to see what's happening
>no violence but the guy is escorted out by security
I wonder what would've happened if the guy had actually pulled a knife and went for it. I know judges are armed I wonder if doctors are too, at least a taser or pepper spray would be enough.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rapist is usually armed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know, from experience?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the bitch pulled pepper spray on me first so i was forced to defend myself

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do we defend from wojak posters? It should be my constitutional right to execute them. This is literally eye rape.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just cover them in ERA. It doesn't get rid of them but it's funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The rapist
      the rapist
      or
      therapist
      Huge difference.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not a pun you little nightmare, I'm going to sic ICE on your parents I swear to God.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My sister is a legit nutjob. The therapist called security on her and my sister almost got charged with battery on a hospital worker.
    This is why I laugh at sending social workers to deal with "mental health episodes" because my 5'5" retarded sister with bpd or whatever was about to beat the shit out of the therapist.
    Meanwhile, cops arrested her all the time with no problems

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she hot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh dick
        This shit gets old man. Enter a long term relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Answer the question gay and post pics for reference now, I need to jerk off.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My therapist carries. I caught him looking up USCCA stuff and he asked me about CCW options right before our session started.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Therapists often research their client's hobbies as a way to more effectively discuss the subject with them. I'm not saying your therapist doesn't carry, but showing an interest in youd personal life and ingratiating himself on a personal level is literally part of his job.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        While I get that, there was a genuine interest when I told him I bought a Garand and he told me about his WW2 grandpappy and he tends to lean on the more conservative end of things. It's gonna suck when I move because he is one of the best therapists I have.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    itt: anons making up stories that didnt happen

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is why i quit the path of psychology. you think maybe you're going to genuinely help people untangle their problems, but the reality is you are a glorified tard wrangler and people often stay retarded and never change, and then their children are gifted with the same retardation. unless you get off on just chitchatting with people (female trait) i would rather make half the money doing something boring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you'll just be dealing with pothead zoomers who play Vidya all day and then claim "I'm depressed dude, and im having panic attacks because mommy don't love me!" As opposed to people with genuine mental illnesses who need a healthcare team composing a psychologist, psychiatrist, general practitioner, and therapist to help them with their actual disorder/chemical imbalance to have a functional normal life. Like a team surgeons operating on the mind, every day for years. The absolute genius that takes as the mind is the complex organ in the body.
      Im so fucking done with zoomers and legalizing marijuana was such a disaster for society but muh weed dude!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I pay someone to try and make me gay?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your therapist
    isygddt

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I carry
    >t. psychiatrist

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