Master strategist Putin is forcing the Ukraine reich to lose its critical woodpanel reserves, making it harder for hohols to repair their damaged buildings.
Yes comrade, this is me, Karel from european oblast, we cannot let the hohols run through our hato euro pallets. This will mean food cannot of get transported and great famine will come in no more than two weeks. It would be of better to surrender Ukraine and enjoy Tasty Period tm. Smegma mucho arigato.
>allegedly it's under Putin direct control now
Are the gloves, dare I say it, coming off? Is the eyebrow being raised? Is the good will gesture turning sour? Is Ukraine going to know? Is the cauldron cauldroned?
Shoigu was in charge of emergency services (basically like a militarized FEMA) and made a rep for himself there. What has Putin done other than taking washing machines, stealing government shit and false flag apartment bombings?
>Even Hitler had more military service than Putin I wager.
Obviously, since Hitler served in WWI and got promoted to lance corporal - only at the bigger scale he dropped the ball hard kinda similar to Goring who was a veritable ace in WWI and drugged fatass in WWII
Putin hasn't got anything comparable
It's been under his "direct control" at least once before.
Has it been comfirmed officially this time, or are we going to have another episode of "just as Gerasimov went to relieve Dvornikov of command, he mysteriously suffered an accident"?
>Implying the secret isnt already out >Implying the Journalist has full authority to publish whatever he wants on Washington Post >Implying Ukrainian defense couldnt keep the story from reaching the press in the first place and loves the idea of publicly humiliating RUS as much as possible.
What's the point of keeping something like that a secret? "Oh hey, just so you know you've been hitting decoys and wasting your missiles, how about you try shooting some more?" Either it makes they more hesitant to fire off more at what might actually be real targets or they keep it up and just waste what they have.
>What's the point of keeping something like that a secret?
The absolute state of /k/ nowadays. Imagine writing something like "What's the point of keeping something like that a secret?" and actually thinking you made a good point..
Would there be tho? The HIMARS are deployed tens of miles behind the lines, so no Russian is going to be able to take photos of them, their position would classified as frick at all times so no independent journo could get anywhere near them without losing their camera, and the yukes don't talk about their losses.
For all we know they could have all been destroyed, there's still be no evidence.
So it's been an entire waste of their time and resources to even try because even if they did get a hit they'd just be quietly replaced meanwhile they're still thrashing about tossing missiles at anything that looks like the real target? Literally shooting at ghosts and whispers at that point.
>There is no evidence they are destroyed >There is no evidence they are intact
We know of destroyed ammunition depots and why should i believe them to be destroyed?
I, Magomed Magomedivich of Maine Oblast, am truly humbled. We must recognize the military superiority of russia and withdraw immediately, before butter and sugar prices become to high.
I am Genghis of Helsinki tribal territory. After witnessing such precision I must write to premiere saana and say no to HATO application membership agreement. Must spare our saunas and forest from destruction!
tons of evidence. early on russia captured all the HIMARS and loaded them on the Moskva. in an act of good faith russia intentionally sunk the ship so the HIMARS could no longer attack schools
This is good double bluff. There are no wooden HIMARS but now when Russia gets intel on a HIMARS location they will delay the attack decision long enough for it to move to its next hiding spot.
Or…
They do have wooden Himars and they mix them in to frick with them even more.
Russia may have figured out recently that decoys existed and then Ukraine leaked the story to make fun of them.
That’s the simplest explanation.
American wonderwafles and a super weapon that in a couple of months destroyed lonely ammunition depots and fired 1000+ missiles by making several holes in the bridge. When the cunning israelite Zelensky lost 60% of these rocket launchers for billions of american wrappers, he launched a bike into the western media that these were all wooden models and the russians did not guess the trick
>American wonderwafles and a super weapon that in a couple of months destroyed lonely ammunition depots and fired 1000+ missiles by making several holes in the bridge. When the cunning israelite Zelensky lost 60% of these rocket launchers for billions of american wrappers, he launched a bike into the western media that these were all wooden models and the russians did not guess the trick
There is zero proof that even one western systems was destroyed by russians. Zero. And ukies are not afraid to show it because they showed that crab destroyed by crew mistake.
The fact that the Russians fundamentally cannot believe that anyone could design and builder guided missiles that work. Which is why they are constantly referred to as “wunderwaffe”
I wood rocketed your sister.
might explain why vatniks claim to have destroyed 50 HIMARs.
It's an excellent strategy. Once Ukraine runs out of trees, they will soon run out of oxygen and be forced to surrender.
This.
Master strategist Putin is forcing the Ukraine reich to lose its critical woodpanel reserves, making it harder for hohols to repair their damaged buildings.
>hehe stupid hohol piggies keep loosing valuable hato euro pallets
Yes comrade, this is me, Karel from european oblast, we cannot let the hohols run through our hato euro pallets. This will mean food cannot of get transported and great famine will come in no more than two weeks. It would be of better to surrender Ukraine and enjoy Tasty Period tm. Smegma mucho arigato.
Shoigu would coup Putin before he let that happen
Shoigu has been relieved from command of the operation, allegedly it's under Putin direct control now
So this invasion might get even more stupid?
>So this invasion might get even more stupid?
No. It's now guaranteed to get even more stupid.
>führerbunker kino 2.0
>in my lifetime
captcha:X000P
>allegedly it's under Putin direct control now
Are the gloves, dare I say it, coming off? Is the eyebrow being raised? Is the good will gesture turning sour? Is Ukraine going to know? Is the cauldron cauldroned?
Ah yes, let the KGB desk jockey be in charge of the military. Even Hitler had more military service than Putin I wager.
Shoigu has never been in the army either you dummy.
Shoigu was in charge of emergency services (basically like a militarized FEMA) and made a rep for himself there. What has Putin done other than taking washing machines, stealing government shit and false flag apartment bombings?
>Even Hitler had more military service than Putin I wager.
Obviously, since Hitler served in WWI and got promoted to lance corporal - only at the bigger scale he dropped the ball hard kinda similar to Goring who was a veritable ace in WWI and drugged fatass in WWII
Putin hasn't got anything comparable
It's been under his "direct control" at least once before.
Has it been comfirmed officially this time, or are we going to have another episode of "just as Gerasimov went to relieve Dvornikov of command, he mysteriously suffered an accident"?
shoigu wrote letter asking for a permission to destroy ukrainian forests few months ago.
Sweden has plenty of trees in aid
Sweden has been importing too many palm trees. It is a dead treeless nation.
i tell ya what really fricks everything up. a dumb journalist giving up ukraines secrets and strategies for twitter likes
not like russia can tell which is which from their drone cameras even if they know thhey have decoys
>Implying the secret isnt already out
>Implying the Journalist has full authority to publish whatever he wants on Washington Post
>Implying Ukrainian defense couldnt keep the story from reaching the press in the first place and loves the idea of publicly humiliating RUS as much as possible.
>Russia doesn’t know until media or twitter troony reports on it
The average Ivan soldier likely doesn't
Until now that is but they will be told it is propaganda and more missiles solve the problem
What's the point of keeping something like that a secret? "Oh hey, just so you know you've been hitting decoys and wasting your missiles, how about you try shooting some more?" Either it makes they more hesitant to fire off more at what might actually be real targets or they keep it up and just waste what they have.
>What's the point of keeping something like that a secret?
The absolute state of /k/ nowadays. Imagine writing something like "What's the point of keeping something like that a secret?" and actually thinking you made a good point..
This. Releasing this info can only be beneficial.
there are no decoys. they're just claiming that to try to get the russians to stop shooting them
>The decoy story is a decoy.
>Now Russians won't lob any missiles at potential HIMARS.
A bold strat for sure.
>Russia burns down all the forests in Ukraine
Your move Zalensky.
>forcing Shoigu to blow up wooden replicas of military equipment
Basically a war crime.
>I-it was a wooden target h-haha!
>W-We didn't lose all of our HIMARS...
>NATO pls send more HIMARS
Is there evidence of even a single HIMARS being destroyed yet?
did you not see the footage of a missile hitting the HIMARS installation on the second floor?
Oh wow I saw that, didn't know it was a HIMARS they were hitting. How did Ukes fit a HIMARS into a 2nd story apartment bedroom?
Magic!
Ukrainian dark arts
Would there be tho? The HIMARS are deployed tens of miles behind the lines, so no Russian is going to be able to take photos of them, their position would classified as frick at all times so no independent journo could get anywhere near them without losing their camera, and the yukes don't talk about their losses.
For all we know they could have all been destroyed, there's still be no evidence.
So it's been an entire waste of their time and resources to even try because even if they did get a hit they'd just be quietly replaced meanwhile they're still thrashing about tossing missiles at anything that looks like the real target? Literally shooting at ghosts and whispers at that point.
>There is no evidence they are destroyed
>There is no evidence they are intact
We know of destroyed ammunition depots and why should i believe them to be destroyed?
I, Magomed Magomedivich of Maine Oblast, am truly humbled. We must recognize the military superiority of russia and withdraw immediately, before butter and sugar prices become to high.
I am Genghis of Helsinki tribal territory. After witnessing such precision I must write to premiere saana and say no to HATO application membership agreement. Must spare our saunas and forest from destruction!
>I am Genghis of Helsinki tribal territory.
this might be legit
Pretty sure one got cooked by a hypersonic at that mall
Wasnt that before they got himars?
They got them months after it happened.
tons of evidence. early on russia captured all the HIMARS and loaded them on the Moskva. in an act of good faith russia intentionally sunk the ship so the HIMARS could no longer attack schools
Wouldn't Shoigu be able to tell the difference?
I think he might have been removed
>remove Shoigu
>the next day Russians start committing wood crimes en masse
HMMMMMMMMMM
Shoigu must be really butthurt over this
Oh so that's why there's no photographic evidence of any of the destroyed HIMARS. It's all just wood splinters and ash
Is that why Russia attacked the lumber mill? To stop the production of Himars decoys.
>Russians really did just call every boxy truck a HIMARs
Russians have a bounty system to try and encourage aggression. In reality what this has done has lead to insane overrepporting for more money
>Russians have a bounty system to try and encourage aggression. In reality what this has done has lead to insane overrepporting for more money
Thats actually ukraina.
Considering how bad the video quality of the average russian video is, it's probably not even so hard to pull off for Ukraine.
The Ukrainian counter-offensive was a failure, wasn't it?
They're not even allowed to talk about it lol
OPSEC, bud.
>OPSEC
literally an unknown concept to vatnigs
The log of Kyyyev is defeating them. Surely this time the story from Moshe Zyyylyyynskyyy and the trustworthy Ukranian government will be true.
the Plywood Marshal Shoigu himself is rumored to be behind the target vetting and selection
This is good double bluff. There are no wooden HIMARS but now when Russia gets intel on a HIMARS location they will delay the attack decision long enough for it to move to its next hiding spot.
Or…
They do have wooden Himars and they mix them in to frick with them even more.
Russia may have figured out recently that decoys existed and then Ukraine leaked the story to make fun of them.
That’s the simplest explanation.
some things never change
*some propaganda never changes
It is amazing that this still works. I laugh every time I read about it.
>has source and photos
>dont post them
>claims superiority
ok?
This is almost definitely bullshit, but it's funny so I'm gonna spread it.
kill them, dump their bodies near the front and say how sad.
Are they Inflatable rockets from your Inflatable S-400s?
American wonderwafles and a super weapon that in a couple of months destroyed lonely ammunition depots and fired 1000+ missiles by making several holes in the bridge. When the cunning israelite Zelensky lost 60% of these rocket launchers for billions of american wrappers, he launched a bike into the western media that these were all wooden models and the russians did not guess the trick
>he launched a bike into the western media
do vatnigs even try to hide they're google translating their shit?
>American wonderwafles and a super weapon that in a couple of months destroyed lonely ammunition depots and fired 1000+ missiles by making several holes in the bridge. When the cunning israelite Zelensky lost 60% of these rocket launchers for billions of american wrappers, he launched a bike into the western media that these were all wooden models and the russians did not guess the trick
There is zero proof that even one western systems was destroyed by russians. Zero. And ukies are not afraid to show it because they showed that crab destroyed by crew mistake.
Wat
>Haha stupid hohol piggies using up all of the firewood, now Europe will freeze this winter
You know what I find most amusing about HIMARS?
The fact that the Russians fundamentally cannot believe that anyone could design and builder guided missiles that work. Which is why they are constantly referred to as “wunderwaffe”
The thing i find most amusing about HIMARS is that it only took EIGHT launchers to cripple Russia's entire offensive capabilities
Didn't Serbia do the same thing during the 90s with wooden decoys and heating elements?