Is this the best job in the world? Rescuing dumbasses and QTs innawoods?

Is this the best job in the world? Rescuing dumbasses and QTs innawoods?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren’t most SAR groups volunteer? You have to pay for your own gear and spend a ton of time volunteering. Which is cool as shit (volunteering part) don’t get me wrong but I think having it as a full time job is rare.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are they armed?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How else are they gonna carry the stretcher, anon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Place em on a trolley and then man haul

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The LA county SARs team are reserve deputies too. The ones who have been to deputy school are armed, yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rangers and wardens are often called in for SAR. At least here in New York. I’ve had plenty of friends work seasonally as assistant rangers in the Adirondacks with tales of body recoveries... it’s tough shit. 90% of the job for FRs here is fire and rescues. The other 10% is writing tickets for social media influence cucks who light fires during the dry season or some shit. Still technically state police so they’re armed and badged up. You can read weekly/monthly reports for the rangers and see the calls they get sent on for rescued. Half the time it’s tourists or old people who got lost or fucked their ankle or something, the other time it’s unprepared hikers who didn’t have headlamps, got caught in bad weather, etc etc.

      Not sure about other states and their volunteer work proportion so just speaking from what I know personally

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes on long hikes I visualize that someone is carrying me out of there on a stretcher to try to soothe my nerves
    I should double check if my rescue beacon battery is ok - when i got it it tested disappointingly low - barely enough

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    99% of people who get carried out should be left to rot instead. Change my mind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Former SAR dude, it can be fun and rewarding but is right. Most rescues were tards that ignored clear warnings, were doing dumb shit or were old people who pushed themselves past their limits (some of those were kinda sad) and those rescues were typically front country carry outs to an ambulance where they would either refuse medical treatment or if they actually didn't need it would demand a ride to a hospitalfor something like a rolled ankle. Maybe 3 a year would be interesting and cool to be on, but most of the time it was retards being retarded. Still, I miss it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao the tiny girl on the right
    >i'm helping 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair the foot end of the litter is the lightest part. So she's probably helping. But it's also the part that has to find sure footing and give clear directions to the rest.
      She probably screwed that up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao the tiny girl on the right
        >i'm helping 🙂

        I also hate women. Also, why are her pants pulled up to her tits?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's 6 feet tall.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most sar workers are volunteers or do it as ancillary to their actual jobs; for example if you are a ranger (actual ranger not interp/fees) or a cop at a national park you likely have the ability to get called into a sar

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to rescue hot ladies that will suck me off for dire nurishment.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work for a conservation agency in a very busy area and I do a lot of SARs for the overtime shekels. Trust me, everyone involved prays they won't have to do a carry-out like in your pic. Even doing 2 miles of that can become abject misery, and always goes past daylight hours. You move heaven and earth to convince a medical helicopter to come, patient's insurance or lack thereof be damned. And this may surprise you, but it's not the cute cardiobunnies who break their asses in the woods, it's the elderly, obese and the minorities.
    Only fun time I had was when we couldn't find the fucker and I had to spend the night in a ranger hut with a cute interp ranger with pierced nipples and all we had to eat was Kraft mac n cheese that had expired in 2005.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pierced nipples
      nice fanfic, coomer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing ever happens

        I work for a conservation agency in a very busy area and I do a lot of SARs for the overtime shekels. Trust me, everyone involved prays they won't have to do a carry-out like in your pic. Even doing 2 miles of that can become abject misery, and always goes past daylight hours. You move heaven and earth to convince a medical helicopter to come, patient's insurance or lack thereof be damned. And this may surprise you, but it's not the cute cardiobunnies who break their asses in the woods, it's the elderly, obese and the minorities.
        Only fun time I had was when we couldn't find the fucker and I had to spend the night in a ranger hut with a cute interp ranger with pierced nipples and all we had to eat was Kraft mac n cheese that had expired in 2005.

        explain how you know she had pierced nipples now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she

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