Wait the meat cubes were real?! Why? Literally why not just leave them to rot or toss them in a shallow grave?
1 month ago
Anonymous
no the mobik cube was not human meat
but yes they did leave their mobiks in bodybag and let them rot in open
1 month ago
Anonymous
>NOOO IT WASN'T ACTUAL MOBIKS STOP SAYING THAT
1 month ago
Anonymous
Look I find the mobik cube funny too, but it wasn't mobiks. That won't prevent me from joking about it because dead mobiks being pressed into a cube is funny.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I know I was being hyperbolic for the lulz
1 month ago
Anonymous
I know realistically it's way too much work to do this kind of packaging when the alternative is way easier, but seeing vatniks absolutely enraged by this idea and tried to frantically deboonk it means that deep down they feel like it's a possibility, or at least what is currently happening to their mobiks mince is equivalently bad.
Also, it tickles me how one of their biggest defenses is those are dog food.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>one of their biggest defenses is those are dog food.
Kek
Not a good showing by them, perhaps the cube really is made out of mobiks.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You DID NOT see mobiks in the Cube because they ARE NOT THERE!
1 month ago
Anonymous
Hardest I’ve laughed in a week
Thanks anon!!!
1 month ago
Anonymous
>but yes they did leave their mobiks in bodybag and let them rot in open
The corpse pile in the picture has no body bags? Or are you referring to another dead zigger storage?
1 month ago
Anonymous
It was real, there were proooooooofs
1 month ago
Anonymous
Compressing mobiks into flatniks, then cutting flatniks into mobriks, then finally shrink-wrapping them into cubiks, is way too much work when they could simply leave them to rot
It's actually true. Quad drones can easily lift 200 kgs. They usually grab injured ones. Either with a little land grabber and they drag them. The Russians aren't fighting just trying to not die. Or with quad copters with something like
https://i.imgur.com/QFGChjw.jpg
>First they came for Robotnik >Now they're abducting all our Sonic mascots with flying claws
How are we ever going to get the Chaos Emeralds of Piss Key now?
I haven't seen them grabbing a unwilling person, yet. But I wouldn't be surprised if they grabbed a drunk wandering vatnik who semi passed out.
The Chechen POWs are sissyfied and sold to Gulf emir's harems, as they require the femboys to be muslim so that it doesn't count as gay and thus haram.
To provide a steady stream of femboys for Californian gays to buy. Russian conscripts are already buck broken so it speeds up the conversion process considerably. It's how the US is offsetting the cost of the war.
This is going to be gamechanging for police work. Now this is what happens: >A crime is committed >Mass surveillance camera uses AI to ID the suspect, cameras constantly track the criminals location >A police drone is sent out to apprehend the suspect, flying through the skies at 150mph, diving at the suspect with its claws, catching the suspect as a bird of prey catches its meal, rushing back to the police station as the criminal is too shocked to resist
>An incels drone is sent out to apprehend the femanon, flying through the skies at 150mph, diving at the hottie with its claws, catching the hottie as a bird of prey catches its meal, rushing back to the sex dungeon as the hottie is too shocked to resist.
Alternative use that will be more common.
>First they came for Robotnik >Now they're abducting all our Sonic mascots with flying claws
How are we ever going to get the Chaos Emeralds of Piss Key now?
It's nothing new.
Maybe the Ukrainians are grabbing unwilling Russians rather than injured or deserting willing ones. I don't know how they'd keep them restrained without arms and hands.
>Russian Ratman in his woodnest trench wakes up to a Wooshiing noise >"Come outside friend" says a playful female >An pink egg with an opening and a seat inside with vodka, cigarettes and asian porn is talking to him >He decides to try to reach in >The pneumatic door slams shut trapping him inside. Cheap welded on quad copter blades spin up >Do not attempt to leave or acid will be poured says Elon musk's voice >Just another day
ill be honest, I googled "chechen male names" and that was one of the first that showed up.
is talking out the ass.
That said, Elon is definitely a boomer with the mindset that the big scary bear is still big scary and that Russia is somehow special simply for being Russia.
The Russians tried jammy his system. Space force even said it. Starlink is Elon's baby. He's going to go after them. Thirdies and white trash doesn't understand don't go after him, hes going to win.
>That said, Elon is definitely a boomer with the mindset that the big scary bear is still big scary and that Russia is somehow special simply for being Russia.
Is that why he geofenced Starlink to the current lines to stop advances?
1 month ago
Anonymous
proofs that is happening
we have ukie drones hitting mosque-wow
1 month ago
Anonymous
Thought they prohibit use of Starlink for drone control (coz it's war related)... They allow use only for comms
It had such a memri tv vibe to it that I suspect that. Besides being ridiculous, of course.
Why don't we have a russian equivalent to memri tv? Seems like a awesome idea for endless content for us to laugh at, even if the information space would get even more fucked than it already is.
>In this particular instance, because they care about their fallen comrades. >when it’s a mobik corpse, they need bodies for necromantic reanimation to fuel their undead war machine.
So this is the future of warfare. The insurgents have to do everything with meat bags, but the well-funded industrialized forces do the majority of their dirty work with drones.
I guess I do need to have a couple hundred rounds of ss109 after all
>80 years ago >get shot >die >get left in the mud to turn into an archeology find some day >now >get shot >die >tim the robot drags you back to your line so you don't just rot out in the sun
It's an improvement for sure, but a little uncanny
That makes more sense, if they can put a sled on it for wounded troops, they could hop on and get pulled to safety I think, at least in theory. Always risky for the medics to have to go out to get them if the enemy are being assholes.
One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
>be mobik, can't wait to finally play atomic heart when this war is over >Himars.webm! >As your group leaves you to die you are confronted by pic rel >"comrade you seem to be in distress, I will transport you to a medical facility for immediate treatment" >see a doctor for the first time in over 10 years and partially recover >realize atomic heart is just a fantasy of what if russia had current day western tech in the 50's >Later hobble home and curse paying for the worst DLC in decades after beating the base game, but raffik, he's different he's a bro! and is feilded by my enemy, but still a bro.
>is this actually possible with current drone technology?
The lift capacity is there on heavy drones, no idea how you'd do the grabbing.
Could take surrendering mobiks though.
Ukrakne did recently get a bunch of heavy drones that can do medivac or torpedos
everyone's laughing now but nobody will laugh in the future, when it comes out that the US had war of worlds-tier HG Wells human abduction robots, and they've in fact had them since the 1960s. everybody's gonna say "well duh, of course we had those"
Maybe NATO is running a suicide prevention campaign? Every time AI spots a conscript juggling grenades to escape ass rape duty, they pluck him from the trench and send him to counselling. >It is quite humanitarian of us
Do you think dressing up a drone or something less expensive as say the Grim Reaper or a demon would make them shit their pants like those old prank videos?
god that would be an amazing terror weapon. >be me >chechen fighter in the Ukraine >on patrol with the boys >hear weird buzzing noise >fuck it's a drone drop down and prepare for grenade to be dropped >buzzing just keeps getting louder >drone zips down and grabs Vladko >zips off straight off in and instant with him screaming > disappears into the sky >seconds later hear screaming getting louder >Vladko was dropped by the drone and is hurtling towards us >his body bounces on the ground and then burst >fuck this we are going back to Chechnya
In theory yes, but that's got to be the most inefficient use of the fucking things. Though it does make me wonder if they can use such systems for air rescue. Plenty of helicopter rescues, but that includes a rescuer going down to attach a good harness to the victim, not sure it's as feasible for them to do it themselves then hook into a drone or whatever. I guess you could pair it with that jetpack thing they're trying to train medics on.
Drone medevac relies on the evacuee or someone around them of being able to put them in the cradle. It's faster than ground based systems (IFV/cars) and cheaper than helicopters.
I expect that there will be improvements on the autonomy side of such drones, but complete hands off extraction might never be possible.
I heard ukronazis have a drone with a big gloved robot hand that holds a big wooden mallet. They use this "bird" to make white Donbass children into "pancakes" while they are singing patriotic chants in honour of the boyar
>s this actually possible with current drone technology?
Theoretically possible but highly inefficient, large drones exist, but going ufo-catcher adds weight and the thing won't have much range.
It's more likely a way to claim capture when it's voluntary
and no drone involved.
Why in GOD'S name would you abduct a slavic conscript??????
the fuck is that ?
>How_its_made.webm
here.
Wait the meat cubes were real?! Why? Literally why not just leave them to rot or toss them in a shallow grave?
no the mobik cube was not human meat
but yes they did leave their mobiks in bodybag and let them rot in open
>NOOO IT WASN'T ACTUAL MOBIKS STOP SAYING THAT
Look I find the mobik cube funny too, but it wasn't mobiks. That won't prevent me from joking about it because dead mobiks being pressed into a cube is funny.
I know I was being hyperbolic for the lulz
I know realistically it's way too much work to do this kind of packaging when the alternative is way easier, but seeing vatniks absolutely enraged by this idea and tried to frantically deboonk it means that deep down they feel like it's a possibility, or at least what is currently happening to their mobiks mince is equivalently bad.
Also, it tickles me how one of their biggest defenses is those are dog food.
>one of their biggest defenses is those are dog food.
Kek
Not a good showing by them, perhaps the cube really is made out of mobiks.
You DID NOT see mobiks in the Cube because they ARE NOT THERE!
Hardest I’ve laughed in a week
Thanks anon!!!
>but yes they did leave their mobiks in bodybag and let them rot in open
The corpse pile in the picture has no body bags? Or are you referring to another dead zigger storage?
It was real, there were proooooooofs
Compressing mobiks into flatniks, then cutting flatniks into mobriks, then finally shrink-wrapping them into cubiks, is way too much work when they could simply leave them to rot
You must tell them Onions Z is mobiks
Cubenik 2: The Cubening
It DEMANDS
Hot Russian women conscripts!
Do you have any idea how long it takes to clear them of all STDs, if even possible at all?!
Thanks, chef
Who said anything about fucking them? I need someone to carry all my shit and cook.
Yes
Prisoner swaps
It's actually true. Quad drones can easily lift 200 kgs. They usually grab injured ones. Either with a little land grabber and they drag them. The Russians aren't fighting just trying to not die. Or with quad copters with something like
I haven't seen them grabbing a unwilling person, yet. But I wouldn't be surprised if they grabbed a drunk wandering vatnik who semi passed out.
To fuck with his buddies, of course. Remember the drone carousels?
The CUBE demands it.
HATO biological testing/globohomo conversion
>Chechens
>Slavs
Bussy
>god
He wants nothing to do with slavs
To torture him for intelligence.
But listening to his incoherent blatnik ravings will only make his interrogators dumber…
To torture him for fun.
>torture a Russian conscript for intelligence
Torturing a russian conscript for intelligence is like squeezing a stone expecting to get lemon juice out of it.
Maybe it's like with stray dogs? Capture a chechen mud, sterilize him, then trade him for a human captive the Russians have?
chechen cum is russia's most valuable resource, such crimes will be punished
They're putting together a Dota team.
The Chechen POWs are sissyfied and sold to Gulf emir's harems, as they require the femboys to be muslim so that it doesn't count as gay and thus haram.
To provide a steady stream of femboys for Californian gays to buy. Russian conscripts are already buck broken so it speeds up the conversion process considerably. It's how the US is offsetting the cost of the war.
This is going to be gamechanging for police work. Now this is what happens:
>A crime is committed
>Mass surveillance camera uses AI to ID the suspect, cameras constantly track the criminals location
>A police drone is sent out to apprehend the suspect, flying through the skies at 150mph, diving at the suspect with its claws, catching the suspect as a bird of prey catches its meal, rushing back to the police station as the criminal is too shocked to resist
>An incels drone is sent out to apprehend the femanon, flying through the skies at 150mph, diving at the hottie with its claws, catching the hottie as a bird of prey catches its meal, rushing back to the sex dungeon as the hottie is too shocked to resist.
Alternative use that will be more common.
The beta uprising is upon us
my sides kek
Damn, the drones must be good then.
Superjail
>life on the inside isnt what it used to be
Big if true..
>First they came for Robotnik
>Now they're abducting all our Sonic mascots with flying claws
How are we ever going to get the Chaos Emeralds of Piss Key now?
A CLAW JUST FLEW OVER MY METAL GEAR
Ummm... eehhhh... tactical advantage?
It's nothing new.
Maybe the Ukrainians are grabbing unwilling Russians rather than injured or deserting willing ones. I don't know how they'd keep them restrained without arms and hands.
>restrained
once they're more than 10 feet off the ground, they either stay still or go splat
>10 feet
dude as long as your feet are pointed at the ground 10 feet isn't "splat" territory unless you're a landwhale
Are drone battlefield litters the next hot thing?? Paired with ai that could get real juicy real quick.
I hope nobody beat me to this
Fucking saved
>Russian Ratman in his woodnest trench wakes up to a Wooshiing noise
>"Come outside friend" says a playful female
>An pink egg with an opening and a seat inside with vodka, cigarettes and asian porn is talking to him
>He decides to try to reach in
>The pneumatic door slams shut trapping him inside. Cheap welded on quad copter blades spin up
>Do not attempt to leave or acid will be poured says Elon musk's voice
>Just another day
>Elon
Elon is actively jamming Ukrainian comms to try and stop the counteroffensive, he's as big a vatnik as any /chug/ poster
I thought the feds bribed him into not being a traitor. Is he holding out for more money?
They did.
is talking out the ass.
That said, Elon is definitely a boomer with the mindset that the big scary bear is still big scary and that Russia is somehow special simply for being Russia.
The Russians tried jammy his system. Space force even said it. Starlink is Elon's baby. He's going to go after them. Thirdies and white trash doesn't understand don't go after him, hes going to win.
>That said, Elon is definitely a boomer with the mindset that the big scary bear is still big scary and that Russia is somehow special simply for being Russia.
Is that why he geofenced Starlink to the current lines to stop advances?
proofs that is happening
we have ukie drones hitting mosque-wow
Thought they prohibit use of Starlink for drone control (coz it's war related)... They allow use only for comms
glorious
Newfags won't get it. You just took me back to what feels like a lifetime ago.
Brothers!
>oh boy hope no spikes today
>SPIKES
>FUCK
I recognize the Megaman Robot.
Saved. I miss rage comics.
>They can kidnap armor now?!
You just brought back feelings I almost forgot I had. Thank you anon.
The article will be forgotten within days and I feel this is worth preserving.
thank you
What was old is now new. Zoomers discovering the classics.
I fucking love it
I was thinking of exactly that but I lost my MM9 folder ages ago....
I may feel old, but I still feel hope
I didn't realize we had Snake deployed there. Sounds like he is doing a lot of recruitment work
>Spread rumors about terrifying weaponry your enemy has
Why? Its not even illegal like biopigeons.
Russian soldiers are willingly giving up to Ukraine drones alot. Anyone have to doggo bot and the Russian surrendering to it?
good lord he is smoking the good shit
its fake subtitles retard
don't care thirdy
It had such a memri tv vibe to it that I suspect that. Besides being ridiculous, of course.
Why don't we have a russian equivalent to memri tv? Seems like a awesome idea for endless content for us to laugh at, even if the information space would get even more fucked than it already is.
>Why don't we have a russian equivalent to memri tv?
You mean Solovyev's show?
ukraine_is_gachimuchi_country.webm
>Drone with claws
>abducting troops.
WaLL-E
Why are they stealing corpses?
hee hee corpse time
It's their dead and dying and you know why.
they're hungry
>In this particular instance, because they care about their fallen comrades.
>when it’s a mobik corpse, they need bodies for necromantic reanimation to fuel their undead war machine.
Because you don't want decaying bodies on the battlefield. We used to call ceasefires for that sort of thing.
So this is the future of warfare. The insurgents have to do everything with meat bags, but the well-funded industrialized forces do the majority of their dirty work with drones.
I guess I do need to have a couple hundred rounds of ss109 after all
what is going on here
Ukrainians recovering one of their fallen with a remotely operated vehicle, because they actually give a shit.
>80 years ago
>get shot
>die
>get left in the mud to turn into an archeology find some day
>now
>get shot
>die
>tim the robot drags you back to your line so you don't just rot out in the sun
It's an improvement for sure, but a little uncanny
>get shot
>die
>tim the robot drags you over another mine
>it is time to go home boris
>WRRRRRRRRR
>[explosion]
>get foot mangled by a mine
>survive
>tim the robot drags you through a dozen more mines
>"They find your body and give it new life. As a cyborg, you shall serve Globohomo well."
I just want you to know that I appreciate that reference.
rape rover
>They have made robots that will road haul you
The future is grim.
That makes more sense, if they can put a sled on it for wounded troops, they could hop on and get pulled to safety I think, at least in theory. Always risky for the medics to have to go out to get them if the enemy are being assholes.
One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
System Shock giant robot spiders, collecting you and using your brain as a processor or ram sooon
Whatever fucking heroin they're shooting, I want some.
If it were, it would mean that quadcopter jetpacks would be a real thing. So no.
Obviously not.
>be mobik, can't wait to finally play atomic heart when this war is over
>Himars.webm!
>As your group leaves you to die you are confronted by pic rel
>"comrade you seem to be in distress, I will transport you to a medical facility for immediate treatment"
>see a doctor for the first time in over 10 years and partially recover
>realize atomic heart is just a fantasy of what if russia had current day western tech in the 50's
>Later hobble home and curse paying for the worst DLC in decades after beating the base game, but raffik, he's different he's a bro! and is feilded by my enemy, but still a bro.
>is this actually possible with current drone technology?
The lift capacity is there on heavy drones, no idea how you'd do the grabbing.
Could take surrendering mobiks though.
Ukrakne did recently get a bunch of heavy drones that can do medivac or torpedos
>"abduction" = "molestation"
>"claw" = "dildo"
They're painted as goats to gain discrete entry before penetrating their rear.
Howard Hughes you glorious schizo motherfucker! I knew you had it in you!
Big boss is fultoning Russians again? Or is it those giant birds that were kidnapping children in the 80s and 90s?
how many fucking stupid threads of this are you going to make?
Superjail is real after all?
I know it's supposed to be the nose but the guy that is second highest up looks like he is smiling.
everyone's laughing now but nobody will laugh in the future, when it comes out that the US had war of worlds-tier HG Wells human abduction robots, and they've in fact had them since the 1960s. everybody's gonna say "well duh, of course we had those"
I read your post in Ross Scott's voice. Sounds like a Freeman's mind monologue
Yes, the drones are colloquially referred to as 'shithawks'
RANDIKOV
THE BLYATBIRDS
THEY COME TO TAKE ME
Yeah, they're getting snatched up by flying vending machine claws, not defecting or anything.
That means the Russians worked on drones with claws to collect Ukies.
What they don't show is them using the saved freqs on it to blast 2000EDM and old meme music.
Кoгoть
It's so joyous watching those subhumans getting all paranoid and incoherent.
Maybe NATO is running a suicide prevention campaign? Every time AI spots a conscript juggling grenades to escape ass rape duty, they pluck him from the trench and send him to counselling.
>It is quite humanitarian of us
War has changed.
Why can't people put two and two together nowadays?
LIFE ON THE FRONTLINES AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE
this is a telephone game like corruption of the video where a remotely operated vehicle grabs a dead Ukrainian soldier
you know I'm right
Do you think dressing up a drone or something less expensive as say the Grim Reaper or a demon would make them shit their pants like those old prank videos?
Put a fluorescent sheet over one, have it broadcast the nastiest screamers known to man and the war is won by the ghosts of Kiev.
god that would be an amazing terror weapon.
>be me
>chechen fighter in the Ukraine
>on patrol with the boys
>hear weird buzzing noise
>fuck it's a drone drop down and prepare for grenade to be dropped
>buzzing just keeps getting louder
>drone zips down and grabs Vladko
>zips off straight off in and instant with him screaming
> disappears into the sky
>seconds later hear screaming getting louder
>Vladko was dropped by the drone and is hurtling towards us
>his body bounces on the ground and then burst
>fuck this we are going back to Chechnya
Nah, don't drop them, it'd be way scarier to just fly away with them.
>Vladko
Ukie name iirc, or at least more Ukie names end in -ko than Russian ones. Chechens straight up have kebab names, but with a russian twist
>Magomed
ill be honest, I googled "chechen male names" and that was one of the first that showed up.
In theory yes, but that's got to be the most inefficient use of the fucking things. Though it does make me wonder if they can use such systems for air rescue. Plenty of helicopter rescues, but that includes a rescuer going down to attach a good harness to the victim, not sure it's as feasible for them to do it themselves then hook into a drone or whatever. I guess you could pair it with that jetpack thing they're trying to train medics on.
Drone medevac relies on the evacuee or someone around them of being able to put them in the cradle. It's faster than ground based systems (IFV/cars) and cheaper than helicopters.
I expect that there will be improvements on the autonomy side of such drones, but complete hands off extraction might never be possible.
i want to believe
It's just not.
I heard ukronazis have a drone with a big gloved robot hand that holds a big wooden mallet. They use this "bird" to make white Donbass children into "pancakes" while they are singing patriotic chants in honour of the boyar
>s this actually possible with current drone technology?
Theoretically possible but highly inefficient, large drones exist, but going ufo-catcher adds weight and the thing won't have much range.
It's more likely a way to claim capture when it's voluntary
and no drone involved.