Is there any way to build a heated toilet seat that runs off a 12v battery connected to a solar panel for an outhouse/outdoor toilet? -2f on the work toilet in the mornings since my only throne access is a metal seat that sits in a frozen brick building with no utilities, I can't stand when it touches my ass and freeze-shocks my balls into my abdomen.
Shit at home before work you fat ground sloth
I always shit on company time, and never on my breaks.
If you want to hide in the shitter you don't actually need to shit. Ask the previous shitter not to flush so if asked you can display the log as proof you were dilating the ol' starfish.
Just buy or steal some paper seat covers from apublic shithouse or if dedicated use a box cutter to make a seat pad as cardboard doesn't transmit heat rapidly.
Sure. Rip apart one of those Milwaukee 12V heated jackets and sew it back into the shape of your ass, then ebay whatever you need to find a Milwaukee charger that works off a car outlet and a solar panel that will feed a solid 12V-14V to the charger, or build your own 12V pack with a 3S BMS
Line the seat with toilet paper
Also float some toilet paper on the water so there is no splashing
Everything down there is frozen anyway
I'm not hiding, I just shit at work. I shit now and then, what's the issue?
If you shit during the day one….you smell
You eat too much
You’re a fat slob
The Asian way is to squat on the seat. This comes with an implied understanding that everyone else is also doing the squats and your janny won't tattle to HR about it.
The old way is just to keep the seat in the cabin/house where it is warm, hang it by the door and when you need to shit you grab the seat and go do your business.
Glue flexible tubing to the underside of the seat and run hot water through it. Heat the water through a coil of black tubing mounted to the roof.
Stupid solutions for stupid ideas.
Piss on it before you set down
Heated and sterilized…ahhhhhhhh
>Is there any way to build a heated toilet seat that runs off a 12v battery connected to a
you fricking moron, just google it.
You can just straight buy a 12v heated toilet seat. They're already commercially available. Hook it up and Bob's yer uncle.
If you want to get fancy pants-- then get a 12v LED rainbow light strip and stick it to the bottom of the toilet seat. Now it will be heated and give you a nice light show to slid your logs in style
Next time post in the SQTDDTOT you spoonfed baby homosexual
Glue ptc cable to the underside of the seat, they can take 12v natively.
Use a thick foam and cut it to the size of the toilet seat
It won’t be warm
But it won’t be freezing cold either
>carpet seat covers
>put a small kerosene heater in shitter and turn it on ten minutes before you shit
>drive to a McDogfoods and shit there
>spend five minutes on google and see there's already tons of kits to do this yourself
>wait till someone else shits first and then jump on the warmed up seat.
>metal seat
I use wicker toilet seats
just squat, kneesovertoes style
Get one of your coworkers to spank you a bunch before so the cold feels good