Is there a cheap way to bodge this bike seat onto this exercise bike seat post?

Is there a cheap way to bodge this bike seat onto this exercise bike seat post? It looks fairly doable but I have no idea what sort of fixings I'd need.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the original seatpost for the bike seat and does it fit into the exercise bike?

    Better yet what is the inside diameter of the exercise bike seatpost holder, bike seatposts are fairly common and you should be able to mod one that fits.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What tools do you own

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cut that triangular pad off.

    And then shove the tube firmly up your ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not very helpful anon. He's going to need to hose clamp it to his colon too.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cut the top off mine and turned a bushing on my lathe, but otherwise getting the proper post, sawing off the flange with a hacksaw then sliding post into tube and cross drilling both for a bolt or pin would do. If the post is too loose sideways you could (leaving the bolt or pin installed) egg shape the tube with a hammer.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhh why does that bike seat have a cutout like that,, is it so your balls can fit inside so they arent squished when you sit? is it so you can take a shit while riding and not have to stop? fuck... this boggles the mind now!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a place for the gay bike riders to firmly attach a suction cup dildo up through the seat so they can really enjoy the ride...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that figures. fucking gays always got to fag out somehow

    • 2 weeks ago
      sage

      Its a woman's bike seat
      men's are slimmer and longer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still doesnt explain the hole in the middle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For her balls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Production convenience of some sort.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone took the taint tray and made it a hole so they could be special and different.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a place for the gay bike riders to firmly attach a suction cup dildo up through the seat so they can really enjoy the ride...

      Its a woman's bike seat
      men's are slimmer and longer

      t. trannies/men with small balls

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Bepis

    Hose clamps? Get some bigger ones with the screw, open them up and put them through the rails on the bike seat and around the triangle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This reminds me of the thread where some anon made a vibrating bike seat.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If your ass is fat enough to need a seat like that, the post is not rated for your weight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those padded seats are comfy, even lycrafags wear padded pants to comfortably ride their gay bikes for any significant distance.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bike seats attach by clamping to those rails under the seat.
    You could probably scavenge fixings from a cheap seat post and then just drill holes in the plate.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    behold

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