Is joining the United States marine corps a good way to get some pussy?

Is joining the United States marine corps a good way to get some pussy?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to shill on PrepHole, jarhead. Maybe actually get your lazy ass into some high schools where kids might actually be stupid enough to join.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I joined the Marines, got 0 pussy and now I'm gay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out the pussies you got were the friends you made along the way

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It will get you a very specific kind of pussy.
    The magic words to summon it are "tricare" and "BAH".

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, that's the Air Force.
    t.Saw guys coming back at least once a week talking about the latest random local woman they slept with

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you get stationed in Okinawa. Then you can take whatever pussy you want as it's walking home from school.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is furshit getting normalised? its like every 5th porn game ad as some shit about furries in it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon. Furdhit has been normalized all throughout human history. The oldest known statue/doll is a literal furry man. The Egyptians made their goddesses anthromorphic humans. The greeks would transform into aninals to frick humans.

      Humans are also animals. We are literal furries. To reject this premise and what comes natural means you should have a nice day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nekomimis have been normal for a while now, stop being a neo-prude.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But the op pic is a real cat girl not some thot with ears

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      basically this

      Anon. Furdhit has been normalized all throughout human history. The oldest known statue/doll is a literal furry man. The Egyptians made their goddesses anthromorphic humans. The greeks would transform into aninals to frick humans.

      Humans are also animals. We are literal furries. To reject this premise and what comes natural means you should have a nice day.

      people have always felt a bit more comfortable making sexualized stuff slightly not-human for the excuse
      >oh haha no, it's artsy!
      >i-it's a religious icon!
      >nooo I don't jerk off to this lifesize, obviously well-rubbed statue of a cow woman with enormous breasts, why would you think thaaat.....
      when you make it just a picture of a naked woman, you have to be either rich or eccentric, because you look like an ancient coomer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah we should normalize dicky instead

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        God she’s so pretty.
        I just want to kiss her all over mwah mwah mmmmmmmmwah

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >dicky
        But she's 18.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Isnt Konata literally college aged?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you think we are?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/AZUSCtD.jpg

      yeah we should normalize dicky instead

      Republicans would accuse you of being a groomer because they're the no fun police.
      Also, it's funny that California is the only state in the union where e-girl is specifically legal.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >California is the only state in the union where e-girl is specifically legal.
        wtf comminefornia was based this entire time? you gays lied to me!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry goy you have to be chosen to get the benefits

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        California has the type of political drafters to have never touched grass so it checks out 100%

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      New? /k/ has always been a furry board in denial, every now and then someone posts furry NSFW pics and half the board starts simping over it

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah homie!
    you'll get all kinds of strange

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it strange that i want to frick the one on the right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah bro what kind of weirdo wants to frick Pokémon with thick thighs, fluffy breasts and wide breeding hips?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hell, me first! Who is that animal girl anyway? Is it a pokemon?

      On topic, my cousin the marine caught all kinds of pussy before his deployment to Iraq when he was stationed in Hawaii. Said it could be their last days alive! For some of them, it was.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we need to get you laid OP instead of making these thread 3-4 times a day

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >your welfare gibs for joining the army in 2040 will be a catgirl sexbot
    I was born at the wrong time

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the webms of the marines sucking off dildos in the barracks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those were Bongs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just a bit of banter

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meowscarada won

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