>Well, sir, on first sighting the Ukronazis, I naturally gave the order to abandon the tanks.That's my style, sir. The Chechens withdrew over the bridge and secured the toilets. The conscripts panicked so I fell back in disarray and destroyed the bridge.
Holy shit , these things -almost- look like palettes, dont they?
Its like someebody in russia was told : >HATO provided hohols with these weird square wooden things to stack crates on them and for some unknown reason it makes them more effective. We must create some of our own. No i don't know how they work either, but its a square wood thing, how hard can it be to make some?
>Are those pallets... It cannot be.
take a closer look at
https://i.imgur.com/blmAJEw.jpg
Holy shit , these things -almost- look like palettes, dont they?
Its like someebody in russia was told : >HATO provided hohols with these weird square wooden things to stack crates on them and for some unknown reason it makes them more effective. We must create some of our own. No i don't know how they work either, but its a square wood thing, how hard can it be to make some?
These are not real palletes. These are cargo-cult palletes, like these straw airplanes made by pacific tribesmen .
>pallets are such advanced alien tech to Russians that they resort to cargo cult style reproducing them >still frick it up even though it's just a few planks of wood stuck together
you can't make this shit up
They do keep the ammo off of the wet ground/floor. If they don't have the requisite forklift certified infrastructure in place, forklift pallets are useless.
It's what you get when Monke man and his gang of gagglefricks tell some underpaid workers "MAKE US 10 MILLION PALLETS", but they never said anything about how big they had to be.
Why doesn't russia blow up these depots before abandooning them?
And if they're in a rush, why dont the just strike them with artillery and aviation later on?
They're incompetent. And nobody would even think to destroy something that valuable without permission that probably has to filter down a chain of command stretching to Putin.
they probably don't have a lot of artillery in place anymore in that area. There's been pictures of whole battery of MSTA-S being captured etc. Ukies pushed far into russian rear so fast that they didn't have time to move arty away, and there doesn't seem to be much arty left anywhere nearby. Airforce could, but I would not be surprised if they are both scared to go for those target, and that they might just not know the locations due to shit communications.
Must say that those are very neatly stacked and organized. This might be some rare occasion of competent russian officer who is in charge of this depot.
It's a broom. You use it for sweeping. What, do you think they have decadent capitalist plastic brooms in Russian army? NO! They make their own brooms, out of twigs.
No, he said something he wasn't supposed to say, and the FSB paid him a visit. They punched him back in line and one agent put his dick on his lips as a show of power, to remind him of his status. I'm not making this up, this is what really happened
What a biorobot tier Black person would let this happen? I guess there was no time to completely destroy it but why not at least throw a grenade when you're leaving it for good? Or even smash shit with a hammer or whatever you can to render it useless for your enemies.
2 years ago
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Why doesn't russia blow up these depots before abandooning them?
And if they're in a rush, why dont the just strike them with artillery and aviation later on?
They probably just don't really care. They just want to run for their lives and even if they thought about destroying it, they don't want to risk getting punished for it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you're going to be deserting, do you really give a frick anymore? That's forgetting how many Russians have died in this fricking war that's a total embarrassment for the nation. They were previously regarded as the 2nd most capable military on Earth and are getting gaped by a country with a lower military spending budget than the state of Hawaii. Can you imagine the morale if America invaded Mexico and got stuck in fricking Tijuana for half a year? You'd see scores of soldier abandoning Abrams and just fricking off as well.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you are in danger of dying or being captured, you won't give a frick about the country that sent you to death.
2 years ago
Anonymous
tell that to the countless soldiers in history who fought to the death
2 years ago
Anonymous
Those countless soldiers had something worth fighting for. These russians do not.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, for countries and causes they believed in. Russia has none of that. It's a completely amoral shithole. Americans may have shitty presidents from time to time but they at least have America to believe in.
You hace not received any orders to destroy equipment, because you are officially winning and the third corps are going to reinforce you soon, yet you see the Ukrainians coming towards your position. What do you do?
You hace not received any orders to destroy equipment, because you are officially winning and the third corps are going to reinforce you soon, yet you see the Ukrainians coming towards your position. What do you do?
A fine addition to any abandooooner's resume. Any peasant can ditch a T-72 in the front, but a part of Zoopark system 30 klicks behind your lines? Takes a real archduke of abandoning to leave intact one to enemy.
the cobra radar they just got from germany can be linked up to a PzH2k, if it locates shelling it can calculate the source, send the data to the PzH2k and (if loaded) it can in turn fire upon the source even before the shell lands.
>I've been told counter battery radars are stupid fricking expensive and Russia has very few in circulation. >What the absolute frick?
"Very few" doesn't mean they have zero of them, nor that they keep them all safe in Moscow.
We don't want to copy it, we want to know all of its specs, analyze its weaknesses, and learn its EM signature so in the future we can tune our missiles to blow them up with reckless abandon.
>Counter battery radars are such a high value target that Ukraine used 2 GPS guided shells and a spotting drone to destroy one last week > They capture an intact one because someone was too scared/lazy to blow it up when they retreated
>As a result of enemy actions, the bridge across the Oskol River in Kupyansk was seriously damaged. The city is now under attack by artillery of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Formations of the neo-Nazi regime use Western MLRS, howitzers and self-propelled guns. The defense of Kupyansk continues. Reserves keep coming up.
uhh, do tanks have seatbelts actually?
i dont mean russian ones, i mean normal ones
2 years ago
Anonymous
No usually they dont
2 years ago
Anonymous
Depending on the force of impact wearing a seatbelt could cause your neck to snap
2 years ago
Anonymous
if they are useful for a car they would be useful for a tank, no?
2 years ago
Anonymous
the crew in the turret usually needs to move around so a seatbelt is not practical and just restricts movement
They also hamper escape when your tank is burning so
IFS do have seatbelts for the dismounts though I think
2 years ago
Anonymous
meant IFV instead of IFS
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nooooooooo no no no. Tank/BMP/Humvee/IFVs are NOT meant to have seatbelts. If you need seatbelts in any of those, you are dead anyway. Why? because those vehicles don't react the same way as cars do when they crash. Cars are made to deform and absorb as much energy from impacts as possible. It's how you get to live sometimes in good cars if you crash a wall at 40-50 even 60 KM/h. For the military vehicles that are built to withstand projectiles, an impact at even 10-20 km/h is fatal. Nothing deforms or absorbs energy, which means the people inside absorb the impact as if they were the ones smacking into that wall. So, the people inside that tank? most likely dead
2 years ago
Anonymous
MRAPS have seatbelts in them. Stops you getting chucked around inside them, when it goes over an IED or mine.
Casspir in South Africa in the 80s went over a triple stacked soviet anti-tank mines. The whole vehicle was thrown 50 feet and ended upside down. Because everyone was strapped in properly and wearing helmets, the only injury was to the driver, who had his thumb driven through his forearm up to the elbow.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the only injury was to the driver, who had his thumb driven through his forearm up to the elbow
My eyes are watering over how much that must have hurt. Truly a fate worse than death.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Humvees have sealtbelts tf r u on
2 years ago
Anonymous
>impact at 10mph is fatal
? ive been in accidents going 20mph in 80s shitboxes with no airbags or functioning seat belts and not been injured what kind of bs are you on
2 years ago
Anonymous
Even 80's shitboxes absorb more energy in an frontal impact than a tank, idiot
2 years ago
Anonymous
>an impact at even 10-20 km/h is fatal
20 km/h is the speed you reach after falling for 1.57 meters. You might break your neck if you are unlucky but you are highly unlikely to sustain major injuries even if you faceplant into concrete.
And 10 km/h is 0.39 meters, if you are a senior then you might break your hip bone and die, I'll give that to you.
>https://twitter.com/CalibreObscura/status/1568282616373059586
I can almost hear the driver scream blyat when he takes his turn and realizes he is going to hit the tree.
>dish out the tank video 24/7 for months >hehe look at this new tank video >WELL THAT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU KNOW UH ANYWAY LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE
Some of the moronic brainwashed ones are either shedding off the brainwash a bit or too embarrassed to post.
I don’t support globohomo, but I also don’t support invading a sovereign nation then claiming you’re a victim somehow.
If you are so sure about your dislike of "le globohomo" you are welcome to frick off to any of the turd world hellholes of your choosing, edgy larping kiddo.
If you dislike anons like him objecting to your sodomite moral pretexts, you're welcome to return to one of the many websites where you can stew in your own homosexualry unmolested, homie.
you dont even know what globohomosexual means you homosexual obsessed crypto-troon
2 years ago
Anonymous
Boohoo Ukraine winning didn't erase anons' memory that America's current mainstream moral pretext is gay rights and democracy. Grow up, neophyte.
2 years ago
Anonymous
liberty and democracy are NON NEGOTIABLE. You can negotiate them in any turd world shithole you like, not here.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're free to gush over your boyfriend's lifestyle choices without any pushback back on twitter.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>liberty and democracy and chemically castrating children without their parent's consent is non-negotiable
We're rallying around Ukraine because they're being invaded by a literal mongol rape horde and because Russia eating shit is funny, don't assume that means we're jumping on your radical social agenda.
2 years ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/Rd9RCat.jpg
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Who gives a shit?
If you're against globohomo, you're against Russia, because Ukraine is a 99% white country being invaded by Chechens and Churkas. Hell, Azov is literally a neo-nazi paramilitary group.
If you're for globohomo, you're against Russia, because they're trying to impose 1930s totalitarianism on a pro-EU state.
It doesn't matter what your politics are, everybody except the actual Russian shills and a handful of hopelessly deluded newbies are against Russia here. Why even bother arguing politics?
lay off the /misc/ schizobabble, touch grass and get a job.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>we aren't trying to chemically castrate children, and also you can't ban us from chemically castrating children it's literally a trans holocaust
Willful ignorance of the culture war doesn't make it go away. They won't let you just grill.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Stop fricking obsessing over transvestites and get on girl pills already, you are obviosly pent up with rage from confused sexuality. I want you moronic Black folk to SHUT THE FRICK UP already, for years youve flooded the boards with your moronic drivel and its so fricking BORING.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>NOOOOO STOP NOTICING THINGS STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM JUST LET US CASTRATE THE CHILDREN FRICK YOU FRICK YOU REEEEEEE
If trannies want to be left alone they can start by leaving everyone else the frick alone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
question to you dude: what does any of this have to do with the war? why are you talking about fricking trannies on k and not on pol or b?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why do you feel the need to compulsively defend castrating children? All you have to do is say "castrating children is bad and I'm not actually defending that", or even just say nothing at all. You think everyone who supports Ukraine must support your insane social agenda and you're wrong.
>can't format board titles
Tourists have been outing themselves the same way for over a decade now. Go back.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Big man thinks he's entitled to know people's opinions on an anonymous imageboard.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>akshully you don't know WHY I compulsively reply to anyone who disagrees with castrating children, heh, stupid chud
2 years ago
Anonymous
im not even the dude you are discussing it, just shut your schizo bumbling about trannies, nobody here cares about it and its off topic. I know you are just trying to do your job divert attention from the war, but do it well, please
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's spelled "schizobabble" you fricking Black person tourist. Russians get the rope first, but I'm sick of twitter homosexuals coming here and posting Biden memes and unironically defending "globohomo" because /k/ doesn't support literal mongol rape hordes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I, john from idaho oblast, simply wish we took our attention away to what really matters
2 years ago
Anonymous
And there you go again with exactly what I'm calling out >we should send Ukraine as many weapons as they need to lynch as many Russians as possible, but I still don't want to castrate children >must be a vatnik
Twitter Black folk need to leave.
2 years ago
Anonymous
what does any of that have to do with weapons anon? Are you illiterate and dont understand this board is for WEAPONS? Wanna talk about globohomosexual biden trannies? Misc is your place, go there bud.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>make posts like this
https://i.imgur.com/5Woqd2s.jpg
If you are so sure about your dislike of "le globohomo" you are welcome to frick off to any of the turd world hellholes of your choosing, edgy larping kiddo.
>get called out for being a twitter troony >cry about it
You don't get to derail a thread intentionally and then cry that the thread is derailed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>still can't format a board title
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2 years ago
Anonymous
Your memes are shit, you are unbearably boring and theres plenty of israelitebook groups you will find a sympathetic audience in. have a nice day.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i'm going to frick a troony prostitute just to spite you. maybe i will even scream "55086641" while cumming in HER ass.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you and your commie overlords are the main thing in the way of my grilling;
2 years ago
Anonymous
see
https://i.imgur.com/if3Giei.jpg
>liberty and democracy and chemically castrating children without their parent's consent is non-negotiable
We're rallying around Ukraine because they're being invaded by a literal mongol rape horde and because Russia eating shit is funny, don't assume that means we're jumping on your radical social agenda.
If you dislike anons like him objecting to your sodomite moral pretexts, you're welcome to return to one of the many websites where you can stew in your own homosexualry unmolested, homie.
you dont even know what globohomosexual means you homosexual obsessed crypto-troon
Boohoo Ukraine winning didn't erase anons' memory that America's current mainstream moral pretext is gay rights and democracy. Grow up, neophyte.
liberty and democracy are NON NEGOTIABLE. You can negotiate them in any turd world shithole you like, not here.
You're free to gush over your boyfriend's lifestyle choices without any pushback back on twitter.
Who gives a shit?
If you're against globohomo, you're against Russia, because Ukraine is a 99% white country being invaded by Chechens and Churkas. Hell, Azov is literally a neo-nazi paramilitary group.
If you're for globohomo, you're against Russia, because they're trying to impose 1930s totalitarianism on a pro-EU state.
It doesn't matter what your politics are, everybody except the actual Russian shills and a handful of hopelessly deluded newbies are against Russia here. Why even bother arguing politics?
Tanks can't express surrender. These guys are fleeing for their lives, they have a better chance rolling off and taking some broken bones, being tended to by Ukrainian forces, and taken as a prisoner of war, than either getting JUST'ed by AT in a few minutes or even making it back home and then having to turn around right back into the meatgrinder again.
a bit too good to be true, but I wager that the frontline above izium was also meant to be a defensive line for much of that area... and now there's probably some awkwardly accessible areas in the russian rear.
Helicopters: >Vulnerable >Expensive >Relative low Lift capacity >Require specalised and expensive crew >Fast >Can land almost anywher from anywhere range
Truck over Bridge: >Cheap (comparatively) >Any Gopnik can drive one >Require far less maintenance >require roads and bridge >Not as fast >Much smaller profile
>THE MAN WHO LOSES THE KREMLIN'S ZOOPARK LOSES THE KREMLIN'S TOVARISHCHSHIP >YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES TO HIDE IN MOSCOW OR BE A HERO IN KHARKIV >I SHALL HELP YOU TO BE A HERO >WE HAD A SKIRMISH WITH THE HOHOLS TODAY AND TOMORROW WE SHALL HAVE A BATTLE >YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO SEE A HOHOL COLUMN SIR, IT IS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT >WHAT YOU DO THEN SIR IS UP TO YOU
My anus was puckered the entire time until the splashboard started moving. Then I knew it was inevitable. I would rather swim than ride an """amphibious""" BMP.
Well that was unexpected.
Even with russian armor being piece of shitboxes I will never apologize for my hard-on for BMP1 and 2 I got from excessive OFP playing 20 years ago.
>The Russian tank's amphibious capability makes them a NATO nightmare. >Attend dozens of hours of briefs talking about how Russia's T-72 can make wet gap crossings up to 5m deep, and BMP-2Ms will float across the river in the hundreds like the Orcs at Osgiliath
My guess is that Russians moved in a lot of equipment to the front and had a thin line of stretched out defense. Ukraine targeted the bridges behind the enemy lines so they cannot move their vehicles back nor have reinforcements link up. Now they're cheesing through the remnants of Russians trapped inside and will continue to take in more and more territories and wipe out the remaining Russians until they reach a threshold where they will hold out and establish another beach head.
Russians ofcourse wont sit by, but they cant do anything in the frontlines now. They will have to shore up secondary lines of defense or else the entire eastern flank may collapse.
While above is Ukraine's general goal, the specific goal may simply be to cut off the major railway supplies and chokehold the entire eastern region. This would be extremely bad for Russia. We'll see how it goes.
I checked on it for the first time, I didnt understand what was going on, and left as it felt like there was no actual discussion
What was it that I missed?
>The day of rope
Soon to be followed by
>the day of the cope
>Well, sir, on first sighting the Ukronazis, I naturally gave the order to abandon the tanks.That's my style, sir. The Chechens withdrew over the bridge and secured the toilets. The conscripts panicked so I fell back in disarray and destroyed the bridge.
What makes a good soldier?
>the ability to plunder 3 washing machines a day. In any weather, sir!
lel
MAJOR LENINSKI PAID WITH HIS LIFE
Very nice.
You lost the Monke's Nanners
I have friends at the Kremlin
He who loses the monke's banan loses the monke's friendship.
You cheeky c**ts.
fantastic
i assume this is the last bridge supplying izium
It's the Kupiyansk bridge. Which means no Russian reinforcements can come from the east. No idea who blammed it.
>it’s another Army Group Center encirclement
>but this time the Russians are the victims
Its pronouns are was/were, Anon, you bridgephobic bigot.
Another ammo depot was found in Kharkiv, probably the biggest one yet
Holy shit , these things -almost- look like palettes, dont they?
Its like someebody in russia was told :
>HATO provided hohols with these weird square wooden things to stack crates on them and for some unknown reason it makes them more effective. We must create some of our own. No i don't know how they work either, but its a square wood thing, how hard can it be to make some?
That's dunnage, not pallets. It's just to keep the stuff off the ground so it doesn't get water damaged
Those cure little pallet
A pallette if you will.
You're a fricking wetback c**t Carlos, you know that?
>Verification not required.
But where do you insert the forklift.. oh forget it.
russians weren't able to reverse engineer a fricking eur-pallet and made this wooden abortion instead
Are those pallets... It cannot be.
>Are those pallets... It cannot be.
take a closer look at
These are not real palletes. These are cargo-cult palletes, like these straw airplanes made by pacific tribesmen .
You have to give these islanders credit; it looks like they put a lot into their work.
Everything coming from Russia is like they just don’t care.
give those islanders some metalworking expertise and equipment and i guarantee they'd build better planes than Russia
>pallets are such advanced alien tech to Russians that they resort to cargo cult style reproducing them
>still frick it up even though it's just a few planks of wood stuck together
you can't make this shit up
What are the chances of Russia getting air superiority over this island if they invaded?
They do keep the ammo off of the wet ground/floor. If they don't have the requisite forklift certified infrastructure in place, forklift pallets are useless.
they save time loading the stuff to be sent to the places without forklifts, they're not useless at all
It's what you get when Monke man and his gang of gagglefricks tell some underpaid workers "MAKE US 10 MILLION PALLETS", but they never said anything about how big they had to be.
Man, am I the only one that thinks this shit is cute as frick? Look at the massive straw googles on that woman.
wtf are those blocks?
I'm gonna go with WWI petrol cans it's the only logical choice
pIn the steel drum? - plastic explosives
Spacers/pedestals. Basically they're there so the crates aren't resting on bare ground and have some protection from moisture.
reminds me of early days of syrian civil war with the Ghanimah
How many ruskies have ammo? This is crazy, they really spend all supplies USSR for WW3.
Why doesn't russia blow up these depots before abandooning them?
And if they're in a rush, why dont the just strike them with artillery and aviation later on?
cant aviate because HARMs
cant artillery because
They're incompetent. And nobody would even think to destroy something that valuable without permission that probably has to filter down a chain of command stretching to Putin.
Blow up ammo before abandooning
>Ukkies was just feinting
No ammo now
dimitri forgot where he abandoned his ammo dump so they cant strike it
they probably don't have a lot of artillery in place anymore in that area. There's been pictures of whole battery of MSTA-S being captured etc. Ukies pushed far into russian rear so fast that they didn't have time to move arty away, and there doesn't seem to be much arty left anywhere nearby. Airforce could, but I would not be surprised if they are both scared to go for those target, and that they might just not know the locations due to shit communications.
Can someone explain what are those cubic metal containers on the front?
What do you mean in Kharkiv?
ukies are drag racing to russian supply hub in kharkiv while finding abandoned shit
But not the city of Kharkiv which they control no?
kharkiv city is fine
thats just what the state is called in which the offensive is happening
Must say that those are very neatly stacked and organized. This might be some rare occasion of competent russian officer who is in charge of this depot.
What the frick are these "soap bars" falling from the boxes, are these just blocks of explosives?
>pallets
>neatly stacked
>inside
yeah, i think this is fake
those russian position with literal piles of mortar and arty shells just laying on bare ground really are something else
really though its stacks of washing machines from thumbnail
How old does an ammo stockpile have to be to start looking like that?
Knowing how shit the Russian army is at maintaining anything, probably 5-10 years old.
Is that a witch's broom? Are they getting ready for Halloween already?
Baba yaga reporting for duty.
It's a broom. You use it for sweeping. What, do you think they have decadent capitalist plastic brooms in Russian army? NO! They make their own brooms, out of twigs.
Willow broom
Looks like a perfectly normal broom to me, nothing witchy about it.
the Russians are an unindustrialized resource state anon, to them a dowel with a bunch of twigs bundled and tied to the end counts as a broom
i would expect to see a warehouse full of rusting, low-quality crap in the chornobyl exclusion zone, not supplying a "modern military"
Honestly thought those were looted washing machines for a split second LMAO
Thumbnail looked like a washing machine storage
Everything is perfectly fine comrade
He must have been blackout drunk and either felt down a flight of stairs or go into to some drunken brawl
No, he said something he wasn't supposed to say, and the FSB paid him a visit. They punched him back in line and one agent put his dick on his lips as a show of power, to remind him of his status. I'm not making this up, this is what really happened
I wonder if Soloviev is more popular in Ukraine than in Russia. Dumb copping hohols.
They also captured a fricking 1L261 counter battery radar
Just a feint dude
Okay, pause.
I've been told counter battery radars are stupid fricking expensive and Russia has very few in circulation.
What the absolute frick?
i can't believe they didnt destroy it before they left. someone's getting anal gaped for that.
They left it in pristine condition
Forgot pic like a dumbass
Yeah, uh, hello Taras... Yes. We've heard.
C-can I take a closer look?
thats a nice gaming chair
Ivan's shilling station.
This already on a truck to Rammstein, right?
Landed this afternoon in a c130 between this afternoons storm systems.
>actual ops gay at ramstein
Most likely yes like that box thing for that super secret anti awacs shit was in Poland 4 hours after it was captured
What a biorobot tier Black person would let this happen? I guess there was no time to completely destroy it but why not at least throw a grenade when you're leaving it for good? Or even smash shit with a hammer or whatever you can to render it useless for your enemies.
They probably just don't really care. They just want to run for their lives and even if they thought about destroying it, they don't want to risk getting punished for it.
If you're going to be deserting, do you really give a frick anymore? That's forgetting how many Russians have died in this fricking war that's a total embarrassment for the nation. They were previously regarded as the 2nd most capable military on Earth and are getting gaped by a country with a lower military spending budget than the state of Hawaii. Can you imagine the morale if America invaded Mexico and got stuck in fricking Tijuana for half a year? You'd see scores of soldier abandoning Abrams and just fricking off as well.
If you are in danger of dying or being captured, you won't give a frick about the country that sent you to death.
tell that to the countless soldiers in history who fought to the death
Those countless soldiers had something worth fighting for. These russians do not.
Yeah, for countries and causes they believed in. Russia has none of that. It's a completely amoral shithole. Americans may have shitty presidents from time to time but they at least have America to believe in.
Geez, that's the nicest-looking russian vehicle interior I've seen since the start of this.
Some how I just have a feeling that computer is running windows xp
windows 98*
Red Star OS, imported from North Korea to avoid sanctions
An unlicensed version of windows vista
>Clippy pops up - "I see you are trying to locate an enemy battery. Should I display a list of all battery stores in your area?"
Whatever runs Heroes of Might and Magic 3 and Jagged Alliance 2.
>Yes Mr Zelinsky, It looks like we'll be writing off that portion of external debt as well...
I can't imagine the drugs for premature ejaculation that the glowies in the field have to be on to operate in Ukraine at this point.
Langley is glowing so hard right now you can see it from space
People are in survival mode.
is the front really moving THAT fast though?
Nothing spreads faster than panic
out of good will
You hace not received any orders to destroy equipment, because you are officially winning and the third corps are going to reinforce you soon, yet you see the Ukrainians coming towards your position. What do you do?
Maybe in exchange for safe passage? who knows
He’s a conscript, he’s already getting gaped for no reason lmao
everything is going according to plan
Ukropigs are walking into a trap
right they needed to make it look good so they left behind a lot of expensive stuff to fool banderite ukronazis
A fine addition to any abandooooner's resume. Any peasant can ditch a T-72 in the front, but a part of Zoopark system 30 klicks behind your lines? Takes a real archduke of abandoning to leave intact one to enemy.
Reportedly the interior of that vehicle. It looks completely intact unless high-IQ Sergei managed to dump an AK mag into the electronic compartment.
Glowies might be sending their super-luminous ghaneema chariot to Rzheszow right now.
>20 sec to calculate enemy trajectory
how far is west behind?
the cobra radar they just got from germany can be linked up to a PzH2k, if it locates shelling it can calculate the source, send the data to the PzH2k and (if loaded) it can in turn fire upon the source even before the shell lands.
>I've been told counter battery radars are stupid fricking expensive and Russia has very few in circulation.
>What the absolute frick?
"Very few" doesn't mean they have zero of them, nor that they keep them all safe in Moscow.
now THATS something the glowies would probably like to get their hands on
Why? Stupid simple principle
Everything Russia has, the US has better
no shit
studying what the enemy has only makes your shit more effective though, especially when it comes to electronic warfare
to figure out its method of operation
make it easier to avoid detection
We don't want to copy it, we want to know all of its specs, analyze its weaknesses, and learn its EM signature so in the future we can tune our missiles to blow them up with reckless abandon.
Even at small arms?
for full characterisation of its capabilities, assuming it wasn't already fully characterised by ELINT anyway
>Counter battery radars are such a high value target that Ukraine used 2 GPS guided shells and a spotting drone to destroy one last week
> They capture an intact one because someone was too scared/lazy to blow it up when they retreated
What a fricking disaster
>I HAVE A COUSIN AT ROSGVARDIA SIR AND I HAVE TOVARISHCH AT KREMLIN
Off to NATO-land ot goes.
Glowies are having a field day
>As a result of enemy actions, the bridge across the Oskol River in Kupyansk was seriously damaged. The city is now under attack by artillery of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Formations of the neo-Nazi regime use Western MLRS, howitzers and self-propelled guns. The defense of Kupyansk continues. Reserves keep coming up.
there is no panic blyad
Usually like 30 mill a pieces with a yearly production of 1 if it's like the the germs
which twitter account i should follow to follow recent ukranian offensive?
>https://twitter.com/CalibreObscura/status/1568282616373059586
Yes, yes it is time to panic
What the FRICK is going on
Didn't you read the description?
What is this fricking wacky races?
Dick Dastardly and Muttley do sound like appropriate codenames for a duo of British and US glowies.
post that SSO ukrainian reaction when tank basses by
Is that enough to do any damage on a tank?
maybe stuck or lost its track if their unlucky but it should be fine
though the infantry on top is probably soup
What about the crew?
may also be soup but probably better off than infantry
uhh, do tanks have seatbelts actually?
i dont mean russian ones, i mean normal ones
No usually they dont
Depending on the force of impact wearing a seatbelt could cause your neck to snap
if they are useful for a car they would be useful for a tank, no?
the crew in the turret usually needs to move around so a seatbelt is not practical and just restricts movement
They also hamper escape when your tank is burning so
IFS do have seatbelts for the dismounts though I think
meant IFV instead of IFS
Nooooooooo no no no. Tank/BMP/Humvee/IFVs are NOT meant to have seatbelts. If you need seatbelts in any of those, you are dead anyway. Why? because those vehicles don't react the same way as cars do when they crash. Cars are made to deform and absorb as much energy from impacts as possible. It's how you get to live sometimes in good cars if you crash a wall at 40-50 even 60 KM/h. For the military vehicles that are built to withstand projectiles, an impact at even 10-20 km/h is fatal. Nothing deforms or absorbs energy, which means the people inside absorb the impact as if they were the ones smacking into that wall. So, the people inside that tank? most likely dead
MRAPS have seatbelts in them. Stops you getting chucked around inside them, when it goes over an IED or mine.
Casspir in South Africa in the 80s went over a triple stacked soviet anti-tank mines. The whole vehicle was thrown 50 feet and ended upside down. Because everyone was strapped in properly and wearing helmets, the only injury was to the driver, who had his thumb driven through his forearm up to the elbow.
>the only injury was to the driver, who had his thumb driven through his forearm up to the elbow
My eyes are watering over how much that must have hurt. Truly a fate worse than death.
Humvees have sealtbelts tf r u on
>impact at 10mph is fatal
? ive been in accidents going 20mph in 80s shitboxes with no airbags or functioning seat belts and not been injured what kind of bs are you on
Even 80's shitboxes absorb more energy in an frontal impact than a tank, idiot
>an impact at even 10-20 km/h is fatal
20 km/h is the speed you reach after falling for 1.57 meters. You might break your neck if you are unlucky but you are highly unlikely to sustain major injuries even if you faceplant into concrete.
And 10 km/h is 0.39 meters, if you are a senior then you might break your hip bone and die, I'll give that to you.
They look like they hit it at ~20mph. Probably heavily bruised with some broken bones from being tossed about, but alive.
I always thought GTA tanks not being able to go through trees was a developer oversight. Guess I am corrected.
>Benny Hill theme
My fricking sides
>record scratch
>Curb Your Enthusiasm
My sides have officially left the solar system.
At 14 seconds in you can see Ukrainians on both sides of the road. But the guy on the far side falls down. I wonder if he got hit by crossfire.
i was also wondering if he got shot or just hit the floor when he realized this circus wagon is the enemy
That's troops on top falling off
I'm talking about the guys behind the bushes, that were there before the tank passed by,
I can see a dude falling over at the dirt path there who might have been hit by crossfire but nothing else
>https://twitter.com/CalibreObscura/status/1568282616373059586
My fricking sides are in orbit, those dumb bastards hitting the pavement at 40mphs
>Sergei! You have killed the UKROP Nazi tree! Very good.
>That drift at the end
This needs an Initial D remix.
Were the guys falling off or were they getting shot?
Shot I think, might also be bailing because they're expecting AT at any second
>Were the guys falling off or were they getting shot?
they did the ultimate abandoooning
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I LOVE THE RUSSKY MIR NOW WTF??
Me: I want a new USSR
Putin: We already have a USSR
>The USSR at home
Putin is on a mission to redeem the Gorb by making the collapse of the USSR look like a joke
>https://twitter.com/CalibreObscura/status/1568282616373059586
I can almost hear the driver scream blyat when he takes his turn and realizes he is going to hit the tree.
I hope they were at least wearing seatbelts
Kino.
what does the tank say?
A lot of people must be looking it up, because Google Translate autocompleted it for me.
"We do not throw our own" is the translation. I dunno, maybe it's a Russian saying?
Webm
thank you
oh my God hahahahaha, the Ukis didnt even shoot at them, the ruskies are running for their lives this is insane
>Be russians conscript
>Get send to ukraine with the promise of loot and washing machines
>Crash a T-72 into a tree and die
There is no panic
Jesus Christ
Imagine being one of the the conscripts holding for dear life onto a tank driving at max speed
>https://twitter.com/CalibreObscura/status/1568282616373059586
Did they just get fricking shot off what the FUUUUUCKK
fake news
they just heard about some unlooted home appliances and want to get there before anyone else
After watching this i went to /misc/ to see the cope, and god i'm not disappointed.
post the best ones, because I don't want to go looking for them
Too much to post.
They really are losing their minds over there the last 24 hours.
took me about 5 seconds to find some
>dish out the tank video 24/7 for months
>hehe look at this new tank video
>WELL THAT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU KNOW UH ANYWAY LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE
cant even have a giggle at slavic incompetence
>you made it up! like de ghost of keeev
>b-but territorial gains!
>the msm narrative!!
the wiener is throbbing
The prostate is being milked.
Some of the moronic brainwashed ones are either shedding off the brainwash a bit or too embarrassed to post.
I don’t support globohomo, but I also don’t support invading a sovereign nation then claiming you’re a victim somehow.
same
If you are so sure about your dislike of "le globohomo" you are welcome to frick off to any of the turd world hellholes of your choosing, edgy larping kiddo.
If you dislike anons like him objecting to your sodomite moral pretexts, you're welcome to return to one of the many websites where you can stew in your own homosexualry unmolested, homie.
you dont even know what globohomosexual means you homosexual obsessed crypto-troon
Boohoo Ukraine winning didn't erase anons' memory that America's current mainstream moral pretext is gay rights and democracy. Grow up, neophyte.
liberty and democracy are NON NEGOTIABLE. You can negotiate them in any turd world shithole you like, not here.
You're free to gush over your boyfriend's lifestyle choices without any pushback back on twitter.
>liberty and democracy and chemically castrating children without their parent's consent is non-negotiable
We're rallying around Ukraine because they're being invaded by a literal mongol rape horde and because Russia eating shit is funny, don't assume that means we're jumping on your radical social agenda.
lay off the /misc/ schizobabble, touch grass and get a job.
>we aren't trying to chemically castrate children, and also you can't ban us from chemically castrating children it's literally a trans holocaust
Willful ignorance of the culture war doesn't make it go away. They won't let you just grill.
Stop fricking obsessing over transvestites and get on girl pills already, you are obviosly pent up with rage from confused sexuality. I want you moronic Black folk to SHUT THE FRICK UP already, for years youve flooded the boards with your moronic drivel and its so fricking BORING.
>NOOOOO STOP NOTICING THINGS STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM JUST LET US CASTRATE THE CHILDREN FRICK YOU FRICK YOU REEEEEEE
If trannies want to be left alone they can start by leaving everyone else the frick alone.
question to you dude: what does any of this have to do with the war? why are you talking about fricking trannies on k and not on pol or b?
Why do you feel the need to compulsively defend castrating children? All you have to do is say "castrating children is bad and I'm not actually defending that", or even just say nothing at all. You think everyone who supports Ukraine must support your insane social agenda and you're wrong.
>can't format board titles
Tourists have been outing themselves the same way for over a decade now. Go back.
Big man thinks he's entitled to know people's opinions on an anonymous imageboard.
>akshully you don't know WHY I compulsively reply to anyone who disagrees with castrating children, heh, stupid chud
im not even the dude you are discussing it, just shut your schizo bumbling about trannies, nobody here cares about it and its off topic. I know you are just trying to do your job divert attention from the war, but do it well, please
It's spelled "schizobabble" you fricking Black person tourist. Russians get the rope first, but I'm sick of twitter homosexuals coming here and posting Biden memes and unironically defending "globohomo" because /k/ doesn't support literal mongol rape hordes.
I, john from idaho oblast, simply wish we took our attention away to what really matters
And there you go again with exactly what I'm calling out
>we should send Ukraine as many weapons as they need to lynch as many Russians as possible, but I still don't want to castrate children
>must be a vatnik
Twitter Black folk need to leave.
what does any of that have to do with weapons anon? Are you illiterate and dont understand this board is for WEAPONS? Wanna talk about globohomosexual biden trannies? Misc is your place, go there bud.
>make posts like this
>get called out for being a twitter troony
>cry about it
You don't get to derail a thread intentionally and then cry that the thread is derailed.
>still can't format a board title
Your memes are shit, you are unbearably boring and theres plenty of israelitebook groups you will find a sympathetic audience in. have a nice day.
i'm going to frick a troony prostitute just to spite you. maybe i will even scream "55086641" while cumming in HER ass.
you and your commie overlords are the main thing in the way of my grilling;
see
Who gives a shit?
If you're against globohomo, you're against Russia, because Ukraine is a 99% white country being invaded by Chechens and Churkas. Hell, Azov is literally a neo-nazi paramilitary group.
If you're for globohomo, you're against Russia, because they're trying to impose 1930s totalitarianism on a pro-EU state.
It doesn't matter what your politics are, everybody except the actual Russian shills and a handful of hopelessly deluded newbies are against Russia here. Why even bother arguing politics?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHHAAHAHAHAHA HAHA H AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm impressed it mowed that tree down. I would swear tree such thick could stop a tank
i mean, the tank did stop
I used to think war was a tragedy. Then I realized it's a comedy.
why did they dismount??
Scared of AT, they were surrounded by ukr infantrymen
is it safer to face enemy infantry while sitting on a moving tank or laying on the ground with all your limbs broken?
You can surrender when you're on foot
You can't surrender when inside a fleeing tabk
Tanks can't express surrender. These guys are fleeing for their lives, they have a better chance rolling off and taking some broken bones, being tended to by Ukrainian forces, and taken as a prisoner of war, than either getting JUST'ed by AT in a few minutes or even making it back home and then having to turn around right back into the meatgrinder again.
>Tanks can't express surrender.
just turn the barrel left and right to say no
They were getting shot at or getting shot
>anon ask: what tank doing?
>tank doing:
Ukrainians play The Sims
Russians play GTA
>Ukraine now has ents
Is this how they win the tank biathlon every year?
Do you think Ukies hit it with an ATGM afterwards, or did they pull out the crew after getting a tree-based lobotomy?
OH MY GOD
ITS THE ELUSIVE TANK ZOOOMER
I hate to be that guy, but what proof do we have that it's a Russian tank and not a Ukrainian one?
it drove into a tree at full speed while shedding it's biological ablative armor
The big Z painted on the front
The WROOOMER has entered the battlefield.
I'm gonna WROOOM!
lel, they're jumping off as if the driver had gone insane, kinda sad he didn't pull that drift off, would've been kino
MY SIDES
Man those Orcs vs ent graphics are getting quite good.
this feels like a fricking drunk Squad play session
/chug/ buck status?
Broken
Russia also abandoned a functioning TOR-M1 system in Balakliya.
This is crazy if true
https://twitter.com/WarMonitor3/status/1568289990244810752
it would, but I wouldn't put much faith in WarMonitor, he always jumps the gun trying to be the first one to report something new
Most likely it's true
For those who can’t read Russian:
“Defense began at Lyman. God is with us.”
a bit too good to be true, but I wager that the frontline above izium was also meant to be a defensive line for much of that area... and now there's probably some awkwardly accessible areas in the russian rear.
Just saw a video of ukrainian troops crossing the bridge to Lyman lol
if they're there, they're cutting that salient off sooner than I thought
Bastards in Izyum are fricked
>tfw born to see this shitshow of a war play out live
what a time to be alive
let your enemy think they are winning and then crush them.
da, anon
smart monkey sit and watch and wait...
smart comrade I agree, let tiger fight
yes it's a winning strategy to sit on your holdings. let the enemy exhaust themselves in their "offensive" then counterattack
Exactly
Ukraine let Russia think they were winning by falling back from Severodonetsk and now are crushing them north of Izyum, perfect strategy
There is no panic.
Teletubbies think bridges are strategically important in 2022
Helicopters:
>Vulnerable
>Expensive
>Relative low Lift capacity
>Require specalised and expensive crew
>Fast
>Can land almost anywher from anywhere range
Truck over Bridge:
>Cheap (comparatively)
>Any Gopnik can drive one
>Require far less maintenance
>require roads and bridge
>Not as fast
>Much smaller profile
Tell us how you plan on providing 50k artillery shells daily with helicopters?
you fly in the units that form the bridgehead my lil reddick
And that fixes your supply situation how?
You see comrade you simply shoot the shells over to where they're needed and since many are duds you can reuse them there.
>THE MAN WHO LOSES THE KREMLIN'S ZOOPARK LOSES THE KREMLIN'S TOVARISHCHSHIP
>YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES TO HIDE IN MOSCOW OR BE A HERO IN KHARKIV
>I SHALL HELP YOU TO BE A HERO
>WE HAD A SKIRMISH WITH THE HOHOLS TODAY AND TOMORROW WE SHALL HAVE A BATTLE
>YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO SEE A HOHOL COLUMN SIR, IT IS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT
>WHAT YOU DO THEN SIR IS UP TO YOU
>The whole Army shall advance!
>In what direction Your Grace?
>Why straight ahead, of course
https://mobile.twitter.com/SputnikATONews/status/1568294604390154244?t=06Ci801Dzs1v1z7tXAtCuw&s=19
Ukie BTR crossing bridge into Lyman outskirts. Where is Steiner?
you love to see it
The BTR4 is my favorite vehicle of the war, so neat and so beautiful.
For me it's the M113. Gavin rides again!
God, I miss the Gavin. The Bradley isn't fit to be used as a tow truck, nevermind as a troop carrier.
Oh man I haven't checked on Sparky lately, how's he been?
Literal war crime.
how much you think that was a mine?
Sad. Many such cases. Love & prayers from Beijing.
People drowned in that video right
No, just chicoms.
My anus was puckered the entire time until the splashboard started moving. Then I knew it was inevitable. I would rather swim than ride an """amphibious""" BMP.
Well that was unexpected.
Even with russian armor being piece of shitboxes I will never apologize for my hard-on for BMP1 and 2 I got from excessive OFP playing 20 years ago.
Well frick
Amphibious my ass
>The Russian tank's amphibious capability makes them a NATO nightmare.
>Attend dozens of hours of briefs talking about how Russia's T-72 can make wet gap crossings up to 5m deep, and BMP-2Ms will float across the river in the hundreds like the Orcs at Osgiliath
>The amphibious capability:
The thing about amphibious things is that, if you don't maintain the waterproofing, they very quickly stop being amphibious.
It didn't even seem like a waterproofing issue, the splashboard just flat out broke
owned
Shut up you guys, this is Russia's new Amphibious and Submersible BMP
the """"amphibious"""" capabilities of the BMP were a fricking mistake, it ruined the entire vehicle line
oh yeah I completely forgot the m113 can do this
Not A3s iirc, unless we gave them even older ones.
> be a vatBlack person
> find an embarrassing video of your army
> slap the Ukrainian coat of arms on it
> post
Bravo, Ivan.
Imagine being so defeatist you hand your enemies a free W
So, that was a Russian tank? I kinda thought so from the helmet the guy was wearing, but the Ukrainian logo made me wonder.
The up-armored BMP-2s can’t swim, this problem was known for fricking decades. Are the Russian conscripts reta- you know what, nevermind
never was, why?
Story so far in the last day
that looks bad, but i hope the ukies are not getting too streched out doing that
They know what they're doing.
My guess is that Russians moved in a lot of equipment to the front and had a thin line of stretched out defense. Ukraine targeted the bridges behind the enemy lines so they cannot move their vehicles back nor have reinforcements link up. Now they're cheesing through the remnants of Russians trapped inside and will continue to take in more and more territories and wipe out the remaining Russians until they reach a threshold where they will hold out and establish another beach head.
Russians ofcourse wont sit by, but they cant do anything in the frontlines now. They will have to shore up secondary lines of defense or else the entire eastern flank may collapse.
While above is Ukraine's general goal, the specific goal may simply be to cut off the major railway supplies and chokehold the entire eastern region. This would be extremely bad for Russia. We'll see how it goes.
frickin hell
>https://deepstatemap.live/en#6/48.908/36.541
i'd like to have it in this version
Kupiansk bridge
OOHH GOD IM GONNA IM GONNA POONTOON
Still possibly to use for reverse offensive of light troops.
$15 of concrete will fix it.
Smh we just pour 200 rubles worth of concrete into those holes and it’ll be fine. Stupid hohols
gamechangers joined the server
It's literally just a T-72 hull with a BMP-2M turret
... which will change battletactics in a glimpse
it won't do shit, It'll still get hit by AT
>be late 80's born
>grew up with "russia strong shit all my live"
>watch this shitshow unfold.
The frick?
Turns out loads of malnourished conscripts supplied with 50 years old gear aren’t exactly a fighting force in the 21st century
>Desert stormo 2.0
When do we start panicking?
Holy shit /chug/ is such a beautiful shitshow right now.
You love to see it.
Why aren't vatniks spamming the tank video as usual?
I checked on it for the first time, I didnt understand what was going on, and left as it felt like there was no actual discussion
What was it that I missed?