Probaby called the surrender hotline
They give a fuck ton of money for bringing along a helicopter with the surrender. Like fucking 50 years Russian wages worth
What would be the most interesting the Ukies could get, which the US would want? S-400? KA-52? Armata? I assume if something like that would happen, the Ukrainians would send this to the US for more Bradleys or whatever.
Probably S-400 for the modern software updates. They have enough KA52 wrecks, and Armata is non existant wonderwaffen
Apparently the helo had plane parts and hd been planning the defection for over 6 months
https://t.me/lachentyt/33478
I know it's just a stock image, but isn't the fighter jet a Hornet?
Didn't they get copies of most of that during Kiev and Kharkiv?
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Yeah, but having multiple would be advantageous. Russian/soviet "wunderwaffe" are literally one-of-a-kind as no two systems in one lineup are completely identical
Apparently it was full of spare parts for aircraft too, so I guess that paid for his family to be brought to Ukraine too. Brave guy, i suppose if you're going to defect it's a good idea to bring a nice present with you.
I mean a Javelin killing a MBT technically is in the same cost category alone minus exposure risk to your own troops for mission or total killing one (minus getting a MBT in the process). Bribing defectors to surrender with equipment is pretty cost effective compared to combat itself.
I mean a Javelin killing a MBT technically is in the same cost category alone minus exposure risk to your own troops for mission or total killing one (minus getting a MBT in the process). Bribing defectors to surrender with equipment is pretty cost effective compared to combat itself.
>If any member of the Malayan Communist Party is able to leave the jungle and bring out a Bren gun, or able to lead the Peace Keeping Forces to unearth a hidden Bren gun that he or she knows about, he will be eligible for a $1,000 reward.
It's a remarkably cost effective way to fight a way.
Pilots have landed on the enemies airfield several times in history, sometimes to defect, sometimes just a mistake and sometimes because they got shot down while attacking it.
I think my favorite was a BF-109 just casually landing on a British controlled field until one of the anti-air gunners realized and smoked him.
The bong who donated his Spitfire for the creation of the Messerspit also landed on a German controlled airstrip on a usually British but at the time German controlled island off the French coast.
i bought some MREs from a ukranian and he sent me a really shitty fridge magnet of that exact picture at right. Then another. Then one of some swarthy bitch
>“A Russian combat helicopter Mi-8 together with the entire crew arrived in Ukraine and surrendered to the Armed Forces. This is the first deliberate surrender of such equipment by the Russian Federation,” Yuriy Butusov reports
Yeah defection
>This story promises to become legendary. A Russian Mi-8 combat helicopter with the entire crew flew to Ukraine and surrendered to the Ukrainian Armed Forces. This was reported by a Russian propaganda channel. The Russians claim that the reason for the flight was a navigation error, but there is no doubt that this is another Russian lie. After all, if the helicopter flew to the Poltava airfield, as reported by a Russian blogger, it is about 300 km from the front line, and the Russians could only land there deliberately, as a result of a well-prepared flight. The helicopter flies at a low altitude, at low speed, and the crew can clearly see all ground landmarks; it is simply impossible to make a mistake at 300 km, it is a big fuel consumption. There can be no accidents. If everything happened as the Russians wrote, it is possible that this is the first ever deliberate surrender of a Russian combat helicopter! This is a sensation that will demoralize Putin's military aviation elite. We are waiting for details from Ukrainian official sources, but this topic promises to be in all the world's media.
Did the helicopter crew decide to join the ranks of the Russian Freedom Legion and the Russian Volunteer Corps?
It would be interesting to hear a statement from the Russian pilots.
stay in russia and watch the leaders steal everything (mafia cannot lose out)
or flee to ukraine in your old Mig-29 and get $1m usd for it or if you're smart, more. get a consulting job in the west (unless you bombed kids) and live a peaceful rich life
They defected. It's just less embarrassing for R*ssoids to pretend that isn't what happened and it was enemy EW or something that caused this. Might be the first time in history, too, right?
>ukrainian HUR is claiming it was a result of 6 month long operation, pilot's family is in ukraine already >2 more crewmembers were on board, they were killed
Realistically how much it will impact? I imagine pilot is far more valuable than copter.
absolutely not, pilots are meat that you sit in a seat for 6 months to 'age', vatmorons care nothing about meat no matter its quality
Advanced components are impossible for them to make and getting harder and harder to import, the chopper is practically irreplaceable
West is actually fairly worried about the open threat from Budanov about the Mossadification of GUR. It's going to be easier and cheaper not to pussy out or "Just leave it up to him".
can't wait for the decades of reprisals that will follow this war when the west inevitably pussies out and doesn't push hard for war crimes trials
>doesn't push hard for war crimes trials
I think we will because it will be clean-ish way to dismantle the regime in Russia and give them a way to build institutions from the ground up which might have a hope of preventing them doing this all again.
I'm pretty sure there's going to be a lot of demand from Europe for Serbian-style trials.
>when the west inevitably pussies out and doesn't push hard for war crimes trials
lmao, Putin doesn't even leave Russia anymore cause the Interpol will arrest his ass if he shows up anywhere, that's why he didn't participate in person , on the latest BRICS reunion. Russia's top military cadre is fcuked. Once this war is over, expect to see the occasional Russian general hanged in Hague, if they're stupid enough to travel abroad.
>expect to see the occasional Russian general hanged in Hague
Pretty sure the Hague doesn't/can't hang people.
Ukraine doesn't have the death penalty either.
Saddam was only hung because Iraq *does* have the death penalty.
The Hague has a prison, Ukraine might build one especially for war criminals. They'll just serve life sentences until they suicide.
budanov is a fucking maniac war hero. in one of the missions, they had to manhandle him from the car because he was already the head but wanted to go on the wet mission
They "killed" them, sry guys, see that few sprinkles of blood? Totaly two man killed, also, pilote just got 300 km of route, barely missing Dnipro river. This barren ukaine plains, i tell you camrade.
Also, I'm not SBU, trutst Z
>Intelligence lured a Russian Mi-8 helicopter with a pilot to Ukraine >It was a special operation of the GUR (HUR), which lasted more than 6 months. >Along with the pilot, there were two crew members on board who did not know where the helicopter was actually going. The crew made a flight between two airbases and transported parts to Su-27, Su-30 cm fighters. >The Mi-8 landed in the Kharkiv region.
As a result of the special operation, two crew members were eliminated. >The pilot remained in Ukraine, his family was taken to Ukraine early. Now the pilot and his family are in Ukraine >The Mi-8 remained in Ukraine, and so did the parts for the fighters.
https://t.me/lachentyt/33478
From telegram:
https://www.cheaz.ru/products/phr/dmr-400t.html
Designed for:
connecting the generator to the mains when its voltage exceeds the mains voltage;
disconnect the generator from the mains when its voltage drops below the mains voltage (at a certain value of reverse current);
preventing the generator from being connected to the mains with incorrect polarity;
non-automatic (manual) connection of the generator to the mains;
signaling of generator connection to the mains;
signaling of feeder breakage between the generator plus terminal and the apparatus.
The device is used for operation with DC generators and starter generators with voltage 28.5 V and power up to 12 kW and can operate at temperatures from - 60 to +130 ° C (operation mode depends on the altitude).
1. spare parts super valuable. Ukraine's air force is hanging on by a thread because of over use, and the F-16's are quite a ways off. I imagine they'll still also fly the Soviet jets as well until they literally cannot.
2. Then the heli - mi-8 is a serious transport heli they desperately need more of. They don't have much of an airforce.
3. The pilot himself can be valuable, even if he just trains new heli pilots. He can have a nice life as a teacher.
They were smuggling drugs.
Nobody "get lost "for two weeks" in a fucking helicopter. They went to the contact zone, something went wrong with the deal and there was a shooting
Kuznetsov worth $1mil, kek. Everyone on board gets either $600 or a bullet.
>ship descends into an orgy of violence as crew turns on one another to increase their share of the reward >the bloodshed awakens those things lurking in the lower decks >Kuznetsov easily tracked not by exhaust but by the dull red wake it leaves in the water as it sails to Odesa >Russians can't decide to try and sink it themselves or let it get to port to unleash its cargo on the Ukrainians
We got ourselves a movie here
>THIS SUMMER >"nyet, is one million for whole crew" >ONE CREW >"CYKA, WHY ARE YOU ONLY TELL OF THIS NOW?!" >ONE SHIP >"Crew would have never gone along with plan had I not" >ONE MUTINY >"What are we to be telling the crew?" >"Nothing." >"But they are ALL expecting of 1 million dollar, what will they be of think when they know kaptan is dead for measly $600" >[Silence] >[Close up shot of the first mate's face as he stares into the camera] >"Who says the crew is to survive?" >[Violin sing] >strong water >[Vodka in cyrilic appears on screan] >a terrifying film about the intoxicating power of greed, the depravity and cruelty it inspires, and the demons lurking in the shadows behind every man >"VLADIMIR, THE LOWER DECKS, THEY'VE BEEN BRE-" >[Gunshots] >[Screams] >"Oy blyat." >(Coming soon to a theater near you)
>If you can convince the lowest Russian man he's better than the best khohol man, he won't notice you're feeding him shit. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll eat shit for you.
>From Bucha
Nope. There was a graffiti with that exact phrase seen in a civilian house back when Russians were retreating from the Kyiv region, but it's not this one. This one's way older, either Donbass-era or maybe even Georgia.
>Russians would literally prefer to live in squalor and misery all of their lives than let other people have nice things themselves.
Unbelievable how petty humans can be, but again, this entire post is just a microcosm of this whole war. Russia saw how Ukraine was rising itself from the Soviet muck and improving itself away from poverty and they just had to say "None of that. We're all gonna be miserable."
>and they just had to say "None of that. We're all gonna be miserable."
The alternative would be to admit they had the option to do the same for decades and systematically fucked it up by their own volition.
There's literally Ukrainian agents working in Russia guiding targets, launching UAVs, and carrying out attacks, and engaging in intelligence gathering. FSB ain't doing shit about it.
[...]
He cashed out, and now as a Ukrainian citizen he's on the winning team and can retire nicely.
Russian helicopter/jet pilots are definitely the best to have defect:
1. They are potentially bringing (depending on how they defect) a high value piece of equipment.
2. They deprive the enemy of a high value piece of equipment that is in very low (and still diminishing) number.
3. They bring their personal skills as pilots, which means they can more easily transition to civilian life as pilots and not be a drag on society like random uneducated mobiks defecting might.
>Talks about another country as a shithole >Immediately compares it to conditions in his own country
Being a russian is suffering lmfao, it's like they've just barely got enough white in them to know life should be better than what they've got At least shitskins in the third world are for the most part content with their shit living standards.
It reminds me of that person writing about seeing Chris Chan in the wild and said something to the effect of "He knows enough to understand that he can never understand."
There's literally Ukrainian agents working in Russia guiding targets, launching UAVs, and carrying out attacks, and engaging in intelligence gathering. FSB ain't doing shit about it.
https://i.imgur.com/u5PEQf3.png
He cashed out, and now as a Ukrainian citizen he's on the winning team and can retire nicely.
>There's literally Ukrainian agents working in Russia guiding targets, launching UAVs, and carrying out attacks, and engaging in intelligence gathering. FSB ain't doing shit about it.
I keep hoping that one day I'll wake up and find that they've started hitting the strategic bombers far to the east.
as far as I know, only a few defectors have shown up. A few tanks, a few bmp's. BMP's basically worthless tin cans. This is by far the most valuable defection.
I have a theory that the other two crew members are actually alive but they told the SBU to tell everyone that they're dead so that the Russian government won't go after their families. For the pilot to shoot his crew mates is pretty fucked up.
>were they given the option of surrender?
I assume they indicated non-surrender by trying to get control of the helicopter to take off.
But also see:
They "killed" them, sry guys, see that few sprinkles of blood? Totaly two man killed, also, pilote just got 300 km of route, barely missing Dnipro river. This barren ukaine plains, i tell you camrade.
Also, I'm not SBU, trutst Z
Could be they still have families back in Russia and need to disappear rather than openly defect.
kek, because Putin is going to buy me a house?
What is you guy's obsession with Hilary Clinton?
She's literally just a vanilla democrat who lost an election and really never had that much influence.
Wasn't it overhead footage from a drone? If we are talking about the same vid then I think it was some wounded or otherwise stranded mobik since he lay in what looked like open ground, not a trench network.
Also, "allegedly", LMAO. He grab his crotch, cupped the other and moved that one from his crotch to his mouth and back. What else was he doing? /chug/ging his own cum maybe?
Mobik allegedly caught on camera drinking piss due to lack of water supply (haven't seen it myself, but that's how it was described to me)
>Mobik allegedly caught on camera drinking piss
To be fair, we don't know *why* he was drinking his piss.
He might just subscribe in some Indian guru's piss diet religion.
Wasn't it overhead footage from a drone? If we are talking about the same vid then I think it was some wounded or otherwise stranded mobik since he lay in what looked like open ground, not a trench network.
Also, "allegedly", LMAO. He grab his crotch, cupped the other and moved that one from his crotch to his mouth and back. What else was he doing? /chug/ging his own cum maybe?
It got to where a ruble was one cent but it rallied to one dollar only exchanging for 94 rubles now. They cranked up their interest rate to do it though.
Better: They basically forced their businesses to hand them over their foreign reserves so the government could use those to "buy" ruble with them. I love seeing them borrowing more and more from the future. These are moves you can't pull twice, at least not within any foreseeable time frame (doubly so as a sanctioned country).
I do feel a bit sorry for their reserve bank governor, she tried to resign on day one of the war and Putin rejected her resignation and told her she was going to save the Russian economy from sanctions etc.
Still she got into bed with the oligarch regime so she's getting what she signed up for.
Same. From all I heard she's very competent at her job, but she knew the risks, so my sympathy for her is limited.
Also, I'm amused by the mental image of her wearing a brooch with a poo emoji.
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>I'm amused by the mental image of her wearing a brooch with a poo emoji.
I think she copied the broach thing from Madeleine Albright who wore pins for the same purpose since at least the early 90s and maybe earlier.
I believe Erdogan recently reversed course on Erdonomics and started actually raising interest rates after a couple of years of pretending there wasn't a problem
Google says they just raised rates to 25%
I was in Hungary, they have official inflation of 15% but unofficially,it's 25% if you're looking at groceries, 20% for rent and utilities.
Georgia has official interest rates of about 10%+ but that's probably to try and get cash into the country.
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>Madeleine Albright who wore pins for the same purpose
TIL. Thanks, anon.
Probably the most intelligent person in Russia. Having her in charge is probably the only thing Putin has done right this whole war. Just look at Turkey for comparison, Erdogan is a retard who thinks he knows better than his central bank and they're facing ~50% inflation without a war.
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I believe Erdogan recently reversed course on Erdonomics and started actually raising interest rates after a couple of years of pretending there wasn't a problem
Google says they just raised rates to 25%
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Even if he is backpedaling now, the damage he already caused will last for a long time. He crossed a red line by violating the independence of the central bank, and that sort of credibility amongst investors takes generations to build up.
>Has it ever had a good one?
The war was give and take for a bit and there's been little setbacks for Ukraine that /chug/ could celebrate but this week is probably the worst they've had since Kharkiv and it might actually be worse.
In relative terms, this has been quite a good week for Ukraine.
>Madeleine Albright who wore pins for the same purpose
TIL. Thanks, anon.
>TIL. Thanks, anon.
You're welcome.
There's an exhibition about them, a website about the exhibition and a book she wrote about them.
https://readmypins.state.gov/
She spoke seven languages, demanded that US intervene in most one-sided conflicts around the world and never skipped leg day (really). She was pretty impressive even if you didn't like US imperialism which she was absolutely the face of for about a decade.
>There's an exhibition about them, a website about the exhibition and a book she wrote about them. >https://readmypins.state.gov/
Already found that and plan to read up, but thanks.
Indeed, mister Mike Oxmall from Hawaii Autonomous Region, we must cease aiding the Ukronazis to bomb innocent children of living in Donbass. I, Ben Dover from San Franciscograd of California Oblast, believe we must strive for peace at any cost as further resistance of Russian army is of no point.
>Is it okay to land a helicopter on an enemy airfield?
Depends on what you want to achieve.
Killing yourself? Yes.
Defecting? Call beforehand or you might not have the chance.
Getting fuel and snacks? No.
>there can be no other version
So they defected?
no, they "accidentally" flew 100 km into Ukraine without noticing bombed out kindergartens and schools
It just that the typical russian landscape looks the same.
Probaby called the surrender hotline
They give a fuck ton of money for bringing along a helicopter with the surrender. Like fucking 50 years Russian wages worth
Smart choice, good money and you get to live.
What would be the most interesting the Ukies could get, which the US would want? S-400? KA-52? Armata? I assume if something like that would happen, the Ukrainians would send this to the US for more Bradleys or whatever.
Probably S-400 for the modern software updates. They have enough KA52 wrecks, and Armata is non existant wonderwaffen
Apparently the helo had plane parts and hd been planning the defection for over 6 months
https://t.me/lachentyt/33478
Yes I think so, the heli is an apache too.
Any fighter with a functional IFF but that is so classified I could see even a defecting pilot destroying it to keep his countrymen alive.
Former IFF tech here. That's not how it works.
The codes are changed every RADAY.
The IFF equipment itself isn't even classified.
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>What would be the most interesting the Ukies could get, which the US would want?
>S-400? KA-52? Armata?
These are all rubbish and nonsense, just propaganda junk. Russian nukes would be the best item
EW equipment like Krasukha or Zoopark.
Didn't they get copies of most of that during Kiev and Kharkiv?
Yeah, but having multiple would be advantageous. Russian/soviet "wunderwaffe" are literally one-of-a-kind as no two systems in one lineup are completely identical
I could've sworn some Ka-52 pilot defected summer last year.
an ICBM carrier (with nuke of course)
Most updated su-57 with nuke-tipped Kinzhal. Bonus if it had all the software and radio and shit.
Probably one of Russia's more modern fighters, mostly just for its engines as that could give insight into what the Chinese are using.
I know it's just a stock image, but isn't the fighter jet a Hornet?
Kuznetsov worth $1mil, kek. Everyone on board gets either $600 or a bullet.
Or the captain just unseals a couple eldritch bulkheads, then jumps off with water wings and a pool float while yelling "He мoя пpoблeмa!"
>implying the crew wouldn't be happy to be free from their eternal torment
I suddenly have the perfect pitch for a new battle royale game
>Everyone on board gets either $600
you forgot about tow ship crew, they deserve their share too
Apparently it was full of spare parts for aircraft too, so I guess that paid for his family to be brought to Ukraine too. Brave guy, i suppose if you're going to defect it's a good idea to bring a nice present with you.
I mean a Javelin killing a MBT technically is in the same cost category alone minus exposure risk to your own troops for mission or total killing one (minus getting a MBT in the process). Bribing defectors to surrender with equipment is pretty cost effective compared to combat itself.
Those ships are ridiculously underpriced lmao. I guess it's based on usability for Ukraine though
>Those ships are ridiculously underpriced lmao.
Are they?
If you are going to ABADOOOON dont be a fool, do it for money
>If any member of the Malayan Communist Party is able to leave the jungle and bring out a Bren gun, or able to lead the Peace Keeping Forces to unearth a hidden Bren gun that he or she knows about, he will be eligible for a $1,000 reward.
It's a remarkably cost effective way to fight a way.
Yes, Poltava is veeery far away from the frontline
Pilots have landed on the enemies airfield several times in history, sometimes to defect, sometimes just a mistake and sometimes because they got shot down while attacking it.
I think my favorite was a BF-109 just casually landing on a British controlled field until one of the anti-air gunners realized and smoked him.
The bong who donated his Spitfire for the creation of the Messerspit also landed on a German controlled airstrip on a usually British but at the time German controlled island off the French coast.
Except the Messerspit couldn't be replicated due to them not being able to make Spitfires. It was pretty good aircraft by all reports, however.
>Crests?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oseledets3
Alternatively theyre all sporting chubs while killing Russians.
i bought some MREs from a ukranian and he sent me a really shitty fridge magnet of that exact picture at right. Then another. Then one of some swarthy bitch
What swarthy bitch was it?
>Alternatively theyre all sporting chubs while killing Russians.
Understandable.
this looks like a shitpost but i saw enough of retarded russian bullshit to believe it
>“A Russian combat helicopter Mi-8 together with the entire crew arrived in Ukraine and surrendered to the Armed Forces. This is the first deliberate surrender of such equipment by the Russian Federation,” Yuriy Butusov reports
Yeah defection
I wonder what the surrender bounty was
probably enough to start a new comfy life in ukraine
>I wonder what the surrender bounty was
It's 500k$ for a helicopter like that.
Would it be smarter to fly to Poland?
>The Polish border guards watching a lone russian Mi-8 fly towards them
Kurwa, anon, ja tu jem!
/thread
Fuck you are dumb.
You mean the country that just went into total Hind death mode on its border after the Belaruse incident?
One can simply identify as tank
this joke is a little less funny when you realize Javelin ATGMs actually can actively target helos
It's an NLAW
Is that an edit or an original comic?
an edit I made ages ago, the original is far less funny
wait fuck that's the edit some chud made that's also incomprehensible, I used it since it was three panel
this is the actual original
>ifunny
I lost
>Idiot newfag spoonfeeding other newfags
Pottery.
I genuinely didn't understand that this is an anti-toss because the pacing and timing still reads as a dunk on genderspecials
do you have autism? can you solve the sally-ann test without prompting?
shhh toss, no more tears only dreams
Okay but where is amoung
I like the one where he goes "It identifies as a Tank bigot"
Are you an original idiot or an edit?
>This story promises to become legendary. A Russian Mi-8 combat helicopter with the entire crew flew to Ukraine and surrendered to the Ukrainian Armed Forces. This was reported by a Russian propaganda channel. The Russians claim that the reason for the flight was a navigation error, but there is no doubt that this is another Russian lie. After all, if the helicopter flew to the Poltava airfield, as reported by a Russian blogger, it is about 300 km from the front line, and the Russians could only land there deliberately, as a result of a well-prepared flight. The helicopter flies at a low altitude, at low speed, and the crew can clearly see all ground landmarks; it is simply impossible to make a mistake at 300 km, it is a big fuel consumption. There can be no accidents. If everything happened as the Russians wrote, it is possible that this is the first ever deliberate surrender of a Russian combat helicopter! This is a sensation that will demoralize Putin's military aviation elite. We are waiting for details from Ukrainian official sources, but this topic promises to be in all the world's media.
Did the helicopter crew decide to join the ranks of the Russian Freedom Legion and the Russian Volunteer Corps?
It would be interesting to hear a statement from the Russian pilots.
he's making an educated guess
They probably heard about the f-16s getting delivered in a couple of months time
Can't really blame them
Reads like propaganda.
Only the beginning
stay in russia and watch the leaders steal everything (mafia cannot lose out)
or flee to ukraine in your old Mig-29 and get $1m usd for it or if you're smart, more. get a consulting job in the west (unless you bombed kids) and live a peaceful rich life
Retarded, illiterate plebbitfag. Go back.
Always exciting to capture pilots. Hopefully torture will yield up useful intelligence.
Is the $500,000 reward for defecting with a chopper still in effect?
They defected. It's just less embarrassing for R*ssoids to pretend that isn't what happened and it was enemy EW or something that caused this. Might be the first time in history, too, right?
Yes.
>ukrainian HUR is claiming it was a result of 6 month long operation, pilot's family is in ukraine already
>2 more crewmembers were on board, they were killed
So I’m guessing those two didn’t want to defect
Or the pilot decided not to share the 500k for the heli. These are Russians we're talking about.
He wasn't allowed to bring friends.
Ukrainian glowies are fucking unhinged.
based, innit
absolutely not, pilots are meat that you sit in a seat for 6 months to 'age', vatmorons care nothing about meat no matter its quality
Advanced components are impossible for them to make and getting harder and harder to import, the chopper is practically irreplaceable
I cannot wait for the books that come out after this is all over about the Ukrainian glowop stories. They're going to be fucking nuts.
Putting someone in charge of them who fucking DESPISES Russians with every fiber of his being will do that.
can't wait for the decades of reprisals that will follow this war when the west inevitably pussies out and doesn't push hard for war crimes trials
West is actually fairly worried about the open threat from Budanov about the Mossadification of GUR. It's going to be easier and cheaper not to pussy out or "Just leave it up to him".
it's gonna be sick is what it's gonna be
>doesn't push hard for war crimes trials
I think we will because it will be clean-ish way to dismantle the regime in Russia and give them a way to build institutions from the ground up which might have a hope of preventing them doing this all again.
I'm pretty sure there's going to be a lot of demand from Europe for Serbian-style trials.
>can't wait for the decades of reprisals that will follow this war
You mean "statistical fluctuation in the number of fatal accidents".
>when the west inevitably pussies out and doesn't push hard for war crimes trials
lmao, Putin doesn't even leave Russia anymore cause the Interpol will arrest his ass if he shows up anywhere, that's why he didn't participate in person , on the latest BRICS reunion. Russia's top military cadre is fcuked. Once this war is over, expect to see the occasional Russian general hanged in Hague, if they're stupid enough to travel abroad.
>expect to see the occasional Russian general hanged in Hague
Pretty sure the Hague doesn't/can't hang people.
Ukraine doesn't have the death penalty either.
Saddam was only hung because Iraq *does* have the death penalty.
The Hague has a prison, Ukraine might build one especially for war criminals. They'll just serve life sentences until they suicide.
budanov is a fucking maniac war hero. in one of the missions, they had to manhandle him from the car because he was already the head but wanted to go on the wet mission
>wet mission
What was that?
It involves some kind of bag that's filled to about 70% with water, i.e. humans.
>getting caught was part of the plan
They "killed" them, sry guys, see that few sprinkles of blood? Totaly two man killed, also, pilote just got 300 km of route, barely missing Dnipro river. This barren ukaine plains, i tell you camrade.
Also, I'm not SBU, trutst Z
>The flight plan I just filled with Budanov lists me, but none of you!
basneed
Plot to a movie
>Intelligence lured a Russian Mi-8 helicopter with a pilot to Ukraine
>It was a special operation of the GUR (HUR), which lasted more than 6 months.
>Along with the pilot, there were two crew members on board who did not know where the helicopter was actually going. The crew made a flight between two airbases and transported parts to Su-27, Su-30 cm fighters.
>The Mi-8 landed in the Kharkiv region.
As a result of the special operation, two crew members were eliminated.
>The pilot remained in Ukraine, his family was taken to Ukraine early. Now the pilot and his family are in Ukraine
>The Mi-8 remained in Ukraine, and so did the parts for the fighters.
https://t.me/lachentyt/33478
>Would it be smarter to fly to Poland?
Incredibly based
Idiot respond to wrong post.
Who is this girl?
Idiot coomer.
>you can’t like girls
>requesting name of a nip gril you will never meet is "liking girls"
>that level of cope
Wew lad.
What's in the box?
Kek did the two who didn't know about the surrender get shot by the pilot kek
Vid unrelated
a complex apparatus
https://russian-electronics.com/products/switching-devices/:dmr-400t
Very interesting, thank you
mini mobik cube (for easier transportation)
From telegram:
https://www.cheaz.ru/products/phr/dmr-400t.html
Designed for:
connecting the generator to the mains when its voltage exceeds the mains voltage;
disconnect the generator from the mains when its voltage drops below the mains voltage (at a certain value of reverse current);
preventing the generator from being connected to the mains with incorrect polarity;
non-automatic (manual) connection of the generator to the mains;
signaling of generator connection to the mains;
signaling of feeder breakage between the generator plus terminal and the apparatus.
The device is used for operation with DC generators and starter generators with voltage 28.5 V and power up to 12 kW and can operate at temperatures from - 60 to +130 ° C (operation mode depends on the altitude).
Not all the crew survived, Anon
RIP to the brave Ukrainian vole sabotaging the Ka-52.
>Complex device
Washing machine parts?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relay
mobik cube air™
Standard-issue penis wraps.
Here's the captured/surrendered helicopter.
The Russians are going to get everything back and also own that country.
>Its all fun and games in the mean time!
LMAO, Russia literally ceasing to exist as a unified nationstate is a more likely outcome to this war than your delusion, Vanya.
Their best case scenario is a brief civil war which a lot of the current leadership won't survive.
Realistically how much it will impact? I imagine pilot is far more valuable than copter.
The Su-27 spare parts are probably the most important bit. Ukraine's Su-27s have been grounded due to high wear. You don't read about them anymore.
1. spare parts super valuable. Ukraine's air force is hanging on by a thread because of over use, and the F-16's are quite a ways off. I imagine they'll still also fly the Soviet jets as well until they literally cannot.
2. Then the heli - mi-8 is a serious transport heli they desperately need more of. They don't have much of an airforce.
3. The pilot himself can be valuable, even if he just trains new heli pilots. He can have a nice life as a teacher.
>3. The pilot himself can be valuable, even if he just trains new heli pilots. He can have a nice life as a teacher.
Two other pilots are dead and valuable as fertilizer too
They were smuggling drugs.
Nobody "get lost "for two weeks" in a fucking helicopter. They went to the contact zone, something went wrong with the deal and there was a shooting
>.t junkie
>glowmorons hatch a plot to steal SU-27 parts by turning a Russian pilot to their side
>it works
This is some straight up James Bond shit.
[muffled One Piece At A Time in distance]
Romanian volunteers hard at work
>ship descends into an orgy of violence as crew turns on one another to increase their share of the reward
>the bloodshed awakens those things lurking in the lower decks
>Kuznetsov easily tracked not by exhaust but by the dull red wake it leaves in the water as it sails to Odesa
>Russians can't decide to try and sink it themselves or let it get to port to unleash its cargo on the Ukrainians
We got ourselves a movie here
>THIS SUMMER
>"nyet, is one million for whole crew"
>ONE CREW
>"CYKA, WHY ARE YOU ONLY TELL OF THIS NOW?!"
>ONE SHIP
>"Crew would have never gone along with plan had I not"
>ONE MUTINY
>"What are we to be telling the crew?"
>"Nothing."
>"But they are ALL expecting of 1 million dollar, what will they be of think when they know kaptan is dead for measly $600"
>[Silence]
>[Close up shot of the first mate's face as he stares into the camera]
>"Who says the crew is to survive?"
>[Violin sing]
>strong water
>[Vodka in cyrilic appears on screan]
>a terrifying film about the intoxicating power of greed, the depravity and cruelty it inspires, and the demons lurking in the shadows behind every man
>"VLADIMIR, THE LOWER DECKS, THEY'VE BEEN BRE-"
>[Gunshots]
>[Screams]
>"Oy blyat."
>(Coming soon to a theater near you)
I’d watch the fuck out of it.
FUCKING FUND IT
they took a hard right at saratoga
Leaked picture of the operator response for extracting the pilot
For fuck sake, man, your liquid shit leaked the whole place, could not you bring something solid instead!
Well, there has just now been a rumour from the Russians claiming that their men are getting dragged away by drones...
>I will eat up a shit
God, vatniks are fucking nasty.
>he forgot about the ox cart worth of shit
thx bro
Can someone post that copy-paster about russians eating shit?
>copy-paster
Go back to r*ddit you fucking newfag.
>seething about helicopters (1)
>(1)
Gonna be a good day
>Calling the enemy stinky
Warcrime
> I hope your cows will die
This is some fucking bronze-age level insults. I love it.
I expect them to be complaining about low quality copper in the near future.
Beautiful
Speaking of prig, he got shot down over russia by russia.
Lame if true. That'd be such a gay ending to his saga.
>retards who cant even follow OSINT or news
Shit was report 12+ hours ago. Go be underage gays somewhere else.
That it "was report" recently doesn't mean anything yet, you shit-skinned turd worlder. Is your ilk biologically incapable of skepticism?
>Vanya bitching to Ea-Nazirovich that the copper wiring he stole from his house is unusable
>I will eat shit
>and be poor
>as long as you're hurt more
Yep that's the russian mindset.No wonder they live in a shithole.
can you fucking believe a russian jet fired a missile at a small boat and missed? and then this is unbelievable in the year 2023.
>I will eat up shit
Food is not offered at an extermination camp.
>See neighbor with a cow
>Genie appears
>Wish for destitution and disease instead of another cow
Peak Russian mindset embodied
Why are they like this?
Its borderline personality disorder on a societal scale.
Self improvement takes effort
>If you can convince the lowest Russian man he's better than the best khohol man, he won't notice you're feeding him shit. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll eat shit for you.
Literally pic rel, jesus christ
Frankly I hope the Russian intelligence security net falls apart even more.
anyone have the "if i cant have it good i'll make it worse for everyone else" post?
I got u boo.
>russian using "yuropoor"
Tells it all about many who pretend to be americans here
thanks
>Who allowed you to live well?
From Bucha
>From Bucha
Nope. There was a graffiti with that exact phrase seen in a civilian house back when Russians were retreating from the Kyiv region, but it's not this one. This one's way older, either Donbass-era or maybe even Georgia.
>but it's nothing-nothing.
They're literally Skaven, lol.
I mean they did just shoot a missile at the moon...
>I can go halfsies. You will eat shit and go without pension, but we won't be hurt.
this and last day i've been laughing nonstop, from the sunk boat to priggie's plane, my sides have exploded just like russian moon lander
What sunk boat?
>Russians would literally prefer to live in squalor and misery all of their lives than let other people have nice things themselves.
Unbelievable how petty humans can be, but again, this entire post is just a microcosm of this whole war. Russia saw how Ukraine was rising itself from the Soviet muck and improving itself away from poverty and they just had to say "None of that. We're all gonna be miserable."
>and they just had to say "None of that. We're all gonna be miserable."
The alternative would be to admit they had the option to do the same for decades and systematically fucked it up by their own volition.
Russian helicopter/jet pilots are definitely the best to have defect:
1. They are potentially bringing (depending on how they defect) a high value piece of equipment.
2. They deprive the enemy of a high value piece of equipment that is in very low (and still diminishing) number.
3. They bring their personal skills as pilots, which means they can more easily transition to civilian life as pilots and not be a drag on society like random uneducated mobiks defecting might.
>Talks about another country as a shithole
>Immediately compares it to conditions in his own country
Being a russian is suffering lmfao, it's like they've just barely got enough white in them to know life should be better than what they've got At least shitskins in the third world are for the most part content with their shit living standards.
It reminds me of that person writing about seeing Chris Chan in the wild and said something to the effect of "He knows enough to understand that he can never understand."
>curennt year and day
>STILL calling it a SMO
LOL. LMAO even. Russians are actually, genuinely retarded.
Case in point.
There's literally Ukrainian agents working in Russia guiding targets, launching UAVs, and carrying out attacks, and engaging in intelligence gathering. FSB ain't doing shit about it.
He cashed out, and now as a Ukrainian citizen he's on the winning team and can retire nicely.
>There's literally Ukrainian agents working in Russia guiding targets, launching UAVs, and carrying out attacks, and engaging in intelligence gathering. FSB ain't doing shit about it.
I keep hoping that one day I'll wake up and find that they've started hitting the strategic bombers far to the east.
>oppress me more, FSB-sama
as far as I know, only a few defectors have shown up. A few tanks, a few bmp's. BMP's basically worthless tin cans. This is by far the most valuable defection.
I have a theory that the other two crew members are actually alive but they told the SBU to tell everyone that they're dead so that the Russian government won't go after their families. For the pilot to shoot his crew mates is pretty fucked up.
That wouldn't stop them going after the families, anon.
Watch out everyone, the other thread got derailed and deleted so the shitskin is probably gonna come here.
Just call him a shitskin and move on.
New pic
Oh, are they making a new special?
>HAMMOND
>THIS ISN'T RUSSIA YOU IDIOT
>YOU LANDED US IN BLOODY UKRAIN
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HELD THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN
Wud b laff if the pilot smoked the rest of the crew so he wouldn't have to split the reward
>how did they make it through?
Probably by telling the Ukrainians that they intended to defect.
>The Russians are going to get everything back and also own that country.
>As a result of the special operation, two crew members were eliminated.
were they given the option of surrender? it sounds like no
>were they given the option of surrender?
I assume they indicated non-surrender by trying to get control of the helicopter to take off.
But also see:
Could be they still have families back in Russia and need to disappear rather than openly defect.
You underestimate the number of angry Poles willing to impale Blaszczak for that and those missles found around Bydgoszcz..
LMAO, that's some desperate cap right there.
it's not advisable
if you have to ask
Why did the ukies kill the other 2 crew members?
Sorry kid. They weren't part of our deal.
kek, because Putin is going to buy me a house?
What is you guy's obsession with Hilary Clinton?
She's literally just a vanilla democrat who lost an election and really never had that much influence.
>robotnik lost
>piss drinking
>moon probe crashed
>helicopter defected
>plane bombed
>Pringles shot
>Crimea raided
>ruble devalued
>Still living in Russia
This has not been a good week to be Russian.
But really, when has it been?
>>piss drinking
Hu? What happened there?
Mobik allegedly caught on camera drinking piss due to lack of water supply (haven't seen it myself, but that's how it was described to me)
Wasn't it overhead footage from a drone? If we are talking about the same vid then I think it was some wounded or otherwise stranded mobik since he lay in what looked like open ground, not a trench network.
Also, "allegedly", LMAO. He grab his crotch, cupped the other and moved that one from his crotch to his mouth and back. What else was he doing? /chug/ging his own cum maybe?
>Mobik allegedly caught on camera drinking piss
To be fair, we don't know *why* he was drinking his piss.
He might just subscribe in some Indian guru's piss diet religion.
And I though anons were thirsty
Oh, he's drinking his piss. When I first saw the video I thought he was just lying in the sun and eating some Semechki.
Thanks.
>ruble devalued
I missed that one, what happened?
It got to where a ruble was one cent but it rallied to one dollar only exchanging for 94 rubles now. They cranked up their interest rate to do it though.
and started to burn their reserves
Better: They basically forced their businesses to hand them over their foreign reserves so the government could use those to "buy" ruble with them. I love seeing them borrowing more and more from the future. These are moves you can't pull twice, at least not within any foreseeable time frame (doubly so as a sanctioned country).
I do feel a bit sorry for their reserve bank governor, she tried to resign on day one of the war and Putin rejected her resignation and told her she was going to save the Russian economy from sanctions etc.
Still she got into bed with the oligarch regime so she's getting what she signed up for.
Same. From all I heard she's very competent at her job, but she knew the risks, so my sympathy for her is limited.
Also, I'm amused by the mental image of her wearing a brooch with a poo emoji.
>I'm amused by the mental image of her wearing a brooch with a poo emoji.
I think she copied the broach thing from Madeleine Albright who wore pins for the same purpose since at least the early 90s and maybe earlier.
I was in Hungary, they have official inflation of 15% but unofficially,it's 25% if you're looking at groceries, 20% for rent and utilities.
Georgia has official interest rates of about 10%+ but that's probably to try and get cash into the country.
>Madeleine Albright who wore pins for the same purpose
TIL. Thanks, anon.
Probably the most intelligent person in Russia. Having her in charge is probably the only thing Putin has done right this whole war. Just look at Turkey for comparison, Erdogan is a retard who thinks he knows better than his central bank and they're facing ~50% inflation without a war.
I believe Erdogan recently reversed course on Erdonomics and started actually raising interest rates after a couple of years of pretending there wasn't a problem
Google says they just raised rates to 25%
Even if he is backpedaling now, the damage he already caused will last for a long time. He crossed a red line by violating the independence of the central bank, and that sort of credibility amongst investors takes generations to build up.
That woman deserved that shit.
Man, /chug/ has had a bad week.
I guess it's no surprise they want to derail every thread and spam the board with bait and distractions.
I'm expecting to see a lot of:
>libturd
>white this
>moron that
>joos
>chuds
It's going to be a minute till they get it out of their system and move on to the bargaining phase.
>Man, /chug/ has had a bad week.
Has it ever had a good one?
>Has it ever had a good one?
The war was give and take for a bit and there's been little setbacks for Ukraine that /chug/ could celebrate but this week is probably the worst they've had since Kharkiv and it might actually be worse.
In relative terms, this has been quite a good week for Ukraine.
>TIL. Thanks, anon.
You're welcome.
There's an exhibition about them, a website about the exhibition and a book she wrote about them.
https://readmypins.state.gov/
She spoke seven languages, demanded that US intervene in most one-sided conflicts around the world and never skipped leg day (really). She was pretty impressive even if you didn't like US imperialism which she was absolutely the face of for about a decade.
>There's an exhibition about them, a website about the exhibition and a book she wrote about them.
>https://readmypins.state.gov/
Already found that and plan to read up, but thanks.
I'm the biggest nazi khohol supporter gay you'll ever find, but can't we all admit that Russia is going to win?
Indeed, mister Mike Oxmall from Hawaii Autonomous Region, we must cease aiding the Ukronazis to bomb innocent children of living in Donbass. I, Ben Dover from San Franciscograd of California Oblast, believe we must strive for peace at any cost as further resistance of Russian army is of no point.
Are you mad because your blatant off-topic bait was deleted?
How are they going to win, not even chug can answer that question anymore.
>Is it okay to land a helicopter on an enemy airfield?
Depends on what you want to achieve.
Killing yourself? Yes.
Defecting? Call beforehand or you might not have the chance.
Getting fuel and snacks? No.