Is it okay to land a helicopter on an enemy airfield? How did they make it through?

Is it okay to land a helicopter on an enemy airfield? How did they make it through?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there can be no other version
      So they defected?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, they "accidentally" flew 100 km into Ukraine without noticing bombed out kindergartens and schools

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It just that the typical russian landscape looks the same.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probaby called the surrender hotline
        They give a fuck ton of money for bringing along a helicopter with the surrender. Like fucking 50 years Russian wages worth

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Smart choice, good money and you get to live.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What would be the most interesting the Ukies could get, which the US would want? S-400? KA-52? Armata? I assume if something like that would happen, the Ukrainians would send this to the US for more Bradleys or whatever.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Probably S-400 for the modern software updates. They have enough KA52 wrecks, and Armata is non existant wonderwaffen
            Apparently the helo had plane parts and hd been planning the defection for over 6 months
            https://t.me/lachentyt/33478

            I know it's just a stock image, but isn't the fighter jet a Hornet?

            Yes I think so, the heli is an apache too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Any fighter with a functional IFF but that is so classified I could see even a defecting pilot destroying it to keep his countrymen alive.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Former IFF tech here. That's not how it works.
              The codes are changed every RADAY.
              The IFF equipment itself isn't even classified.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sub

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >What would be the most interesting the Ukies could get, which the US would want?

            >S-400? KA-52? Armata?
            These are all rubbish and nonsense, just propaganda junk. Russian nukes would be the best item

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            EW equipment like Krasukha or Zoopark.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't they get copies of most of that during Kiev and Kharkiv?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but having multiple would be advantageous. Russian/soviet "wunderwaffe" are literally one-of-a-kind as no two systems in one lineup are completely identical

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I could've sworn some Ka-52 pilot defected summer last year.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            an ICBM carrier (with nuke of course)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Most updated su-57 with nuke-tipped Kinzhal. Bonus if it had all the software and radio and shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Probably one of Russia's more modern fighters, mostly just for its engines as that could give insight into what the Chinese are using.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know it's just a stock image, but isn't the fighter jet a Hornet?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kuznetsov worth $1mil, kek. Everyone on board gets either $600 or a bullet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Or the captain just unseals a couple eldritch bulkheads, then jumps off with water wings and a pool float while yelling "He мoя пpoблeмa!"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >implying the crew wouldn't be happy to be free from their eternal torment

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I suddenly have the perfect pitch for a new battle royale game

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone on board gets either $600
            you forgot about tow ship crew, they deserve their share too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently it was full of spare parts for aircraft too, so I guess that paid for his family to be brought to Ukraine too. Brave guy, i suppose if you're going to defect it's a good idea to bring a nice present with you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean a Javelin killing a MBT technically is in the same cost category alone minus exposure risk to your own troops for mission or total killing one (minus getting a MBT in the process). Bribing defectors to surrender with equipment is pretty cost effective compared to combat itself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Those ships are ridiculously underpriced lmao. I guess it's based on usability for Ukraine though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Those ships are ridiculously underpriced lmao.
            Are they?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you are going to ABADOOOON dont be a fool, do it for money

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean a Javelin killing a MBT technically is in the same cost category alone minus exposure risk to your own troops for mission or total killing one (minus getting a MBT in the process). Bribing defectors to surrender with equipment is pretty cost effective compared to combat itself.

          >If any member of the Malayan Communist Party is able to leave the jungle and bring out a Bren gun, or able to lead the Peace Keeping Forces to unearth a hidden Bren gun that he or she knows about, he will be eligible for a $1,000 reward.
          It's a remarkably cost effective way to fight a way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Poltava is veeery far away from the frontline

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pilots have landed on the enemies airfield several times in history, sometimes to defect, sometimes just a mistake and sometimes because they got shot down while attacking it.
      I think my favorite was a BF-109 just casually landing on a British controlled field until one of the anti-air gunners realized and smoked him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The bong who donated his Spitfire for the creation of the Messerspit also landed on a German controlled airstrip on a usually British but at the time German controlled island off the French coast.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Except the Messerspit couldn't be replicated due to them not being able to make Spitfires. It was pretty good aircraft by all reports, however.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Crests?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oseledets3

        Alternatively theyre all sporting chubs while killing Russians.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i bought some MREs from a ukranian and he sent me a really shitty fridge magnet of that exact picture at right. Then another. Then one of some swarthy bitch

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What swarthy bitch was it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Alternatively theyre all sporting chubs while killing Russians.
          Understandable.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this looks like a shitpost but i saw enough of retarded russian bullshit to believe it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there can be no other version
      So they defected?

      >“A Russian combat helicopter Mi-8 together with the entire crew arrived in Ukraine and surrendered to the Armed Forces. This is the first deliberate surrender of such equipment by the Russian Federation,” Yuriy Butusov reports
      Yeah defection

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what the surrender bounty was
        probably enough to start a new comfy life in ukraine

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I wonder what the surrender bounty was
          It's 500k$ for a helicopter like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would it be smarter to fly to Poland?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The Polish border guards watching a lone russian Mi-8 fly towards them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kurwa, anon, ja tu jem!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            /thread

            Would it be smarter to fly to Poland?

            Fuck you are dumb.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the country that just went into total Hind death mode on its border after the Belaruse incident?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            One can simply identify as tank

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              this joke is a little less funny when you realize Javelin ATGMs actually can actively target helos

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's an NLAW

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is that an edit or an original comic?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                an edit I made ages ago, the original is far less funny

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                wait fuck that's the edit some chud made that's also incomprehensible, I used it since it was three panel

                this is the actual original

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ifunny
                I lost

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Idiot newfag spoonfeeding other newfags
                Pottery.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely didn't understand that this is an anti-toss because the pacing and timing still reads as a dunk on genderspecials

                do you have autism? can you solve the sally-ann test without prompting?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                shhh toss, no more tears only dreams

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay but where is amoung

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like the one where he goes "It identifies as a Tank bigot"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you an original idiot or an edit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This story promises to become legendary. A Russian Mi-8 combat helicopter with the entire crew flew to Ukraine and surrendered to the Ukrainian Armed Forces. This was reported by a Russian propaganda channel. The Russians claim that the reason for the flight was a navigation error, but there is no doubt that this is another Russian lie. After all, if the helicopter flew to the Poltava airfield, as reported by a Russian blogger, it is about 300 km from the front line, and the Russians could only land there deliberately, as a result of a well-prepared flight. The helicopter flies at a low altitude, at low speed, and the crew can clearly see all ground landmarks; it is simply impossible to make a mistake at 300 km, it is a big fuel consumption. There can be no accidents. If everything happened as the Russians wrote, it is possible that this is the first ever deliberate surrender of a Russian combat helicopter! This is a sensation that will demoralize Putin's military aviation elite. We are waiting for details from Ukrainian official sources, but this topic promises to be in all the world's media.
        Did the helicopter crew decide to join the ranks of the Russian Freedom Legion and the Russian Volunteer Corps?
        It would be interesting to hear a statement from the Russian pilots.

        he's making an educated guess

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They probably heard about the f-16s getting delivered in a couple of months time
          Can't really blame them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Reads like propaganda.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only the beginning

        stay in russia and watch the leaders steal everything (mafia cannot lose out)

        or flee to ukraine in your old Mig-29 and get $1m usd for it or if you're smart, more. get a consulting job in the west (unless you bombed kids) and live a peaceful rich life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Retarded, illiterate plebbitfag. Go back.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Always exciting to capture pilots. Hopefully torture will yield up useful intelligence.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the $500,000 reward for defecting with a chopper still in effect?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They defected. It's just less embarrassing for R*ssoids to pretend that isn't what happened and it was enemy EW or something that caused this. Might be the first time in history, too, right?

      Yes.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ukrainian HUR is claiming it was a result of 6 month long operation, pilot's family is in ukraine already
    >2 more crewmembers were on board, they were killed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So I’m guessing those two didn’t want to defect

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or the pilot decided not to share the 500k for the heli. These are Russians we're talking about.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't allowed to bring friends.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >The flight plan I just filled with Budanov lists me, but none of you!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ukrainian glowies are fucking unhinged.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based, innit

        Realistically how much it will impact? I imagine pilot is far more valuable than copter.

        absolutely not, pilots are meat that you sit in a seat for 6 months to 'age', vatmorons care nothing about meat no matter its quality
        Advanced components are impossible for them to make and getting harder and harder to import, the chopper is practically irreplaceable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot wait for the books that come out after this is all over about the Ukrainian glowop stories. They're going to be fucking nuts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Putting someone in charge of them who fucking DESPISES Russians with every fiber of his being will do that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can't wait for the decades of reprisals that will follow this war when the west inevitably pussies out and doesn't push hard for war crimes trials

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          West is actually fairly worried about the open threat from Budanov about the Mossadification of GUR. It's going to be easier and cheaper not to pussy out or "Just leave it up to him".

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's gonna be sick is what it's gonna be

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's gonna be sick is what it's gonna be

            can't wait for the decades of reprisals that will follow this war when the west inevitably pussies out and doesn't push hard for war crimes trials

            >doesn't push hard for war crimes trials
            I think we will because it will be clean-ish way to dismantle the regime in Russia and give them a way to build institutions from the ground up which might have a hope of preventing them doing this all again.

            I'm pretty sure there's going to be a lot of demand from Europe for Serbian-style trials.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >can't wait for the decades of reprisals that will follow this war
          You mean "statistical fluctuation in the number of fatal accidents".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >when the west inevitably pussies out and doesn't push hard for war crimes trials
          lmao, Putin doesn't even leave Russia anymore cause the Interpol will arrest his ass if he shows up anywhere, that's why he didn't participate in person , on the latest BRICS reunion. Russia's top military cadre is fcuked. Once this war is over, expect to see the occasional Russian general hanged in Hague, if they're stupid enough to travel abroad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >expect to see the occasional Russian general hanged in Hague
            Pretty sure the Hague doesn't/can't hang people.
            Ukraine doesn't have the death penalty either.

            Saddam was only hung because Iraq *does* have the death penalty.

            The Hague has a prison, Ukraine might build one especially for war criminals. They'll just serve life sentences until they suicide.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        budanov is a fucking maniac war hero. in one of the missions, they had to manhandle him from the car because he was already the head but wanted to go on the wet mission

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wet mission
          What was that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It involves some kind of bag that's filled to about 70% with water, i.e. humans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >getting caught was part of the plan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They "killed" them, sry guys, see that few sprinkles of blood? Totaly two man killed, also, pilote just got 300 km of route, barely missing Dnipro river. This barren ukaine plains, i tell you camrade.
      Also, I'm not SBU, trutst Z

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So I’m guessing those two didn’t want to defect

      >The flight plan I just filled with Budanov lists me, but none of you!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        basneed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Plot to a movie

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Intelligence lured a Russian Mi-8 helicopter with a pilot to Ukraine
    >It was a special operation of the GUR (HUR), which lasted more than 6 months.
    >Along with the pilot, there were two crew members on board who did not know where the helicopter was actually going. The crew made a flight between two airbases and transported parts to Su-27, Su-30 cm fighters.
    >The Mi-8 landed in the Kharkiv region.
    As a result of the special operation, two crew members were eliminated.
    >The pilot remained in Ukraine, his family was taken to Ukraine early. Now the pilot and his family are in Ukraine
    >The Mi-8 remained in Ukraine, and so did the parts for the fighters.
    https://t.me/lachentyt/33478

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Would it be smarter to fly to Poland?
      Incredibly based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idiot respond to wrong post.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this girl?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idiot coomer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you can’t like girls

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >requesting name of a nip gril you will never meet is "liking girls"
            >that level of cope
            Wew lad.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's in the box?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek did the two who didn't know about the surrender get shot by the pilot kek
      Vid unrelated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a complex apparatus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://russian-electronics.com/products/switching-devices/:dmr-400t

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Very interesting, thank you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mini mobik cube (for easier transportation)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From telegram:
      https://www.cheaz.ru/products/phr/dmr-400t.html

      Designed for:

      connecting the generator to the mains when its voltage exceeds the mains voltage;
      disconnect the generator from the mains when its voltage drops below the mains voltage (at a certain value of reverse current);
      preventing the generator from being connected to the mains with incorrect polarity;
      non-automatic (manual) connection of the generator to the mains;
      signaling of generator connection to the mains;
      signaling of feeder breakage between the generator plus terminal and the apparatus.
      The device is used for operation with DC generators and starter generators with voltage 28.5 V and power up to 12 kW and can operate at temperatures from - 60 to +130 ° C (operation mode depends on the altitude).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not all the crew survived, Anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        RIP to the brave Ukrainian vole sabotaging the Ka-52.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Complex device
      Washing machine parts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mobik cube air™

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Standard-issue penis wraps.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the captured/surrendered helicopter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Russians are going to get everything back and also own that country.
      >Its all fun and games in the mean time!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO, Russia literally ceasing to exist as a unified nationstate is a more likely outcome to this war than your delusion, Vanya.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Their best case scenario is a brief civil war which a lot of the current leadership won't survive.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically how much it will impact? I imagine pilot is far more valuable than copter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Su-27 spare parts are probably the most important bit. Ukraine's Su-27s have been grounded due to high wear. You don't read about them anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1. spare parts super valuable. Ukraine's air force is hanging on by a thread because of over use, and the F-16's are quite a ways off. I imagine they'll still also fly the Soviet jets as well until they literally cannot.

      2. Then the heli - mi-8 is a serious transport heli they desperately need more of. They don't have much of an airforce.

      3. The pilot himself can be valuable, even if he just trains new heli pilots. He can have a nice life as a teacher.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >3. The pilot himself can be valuable, even if he just trains new heli pilots. He can have a nice life as a teacher.

        Two other pilots are dead and valuable as fertilizer too

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They were smuggling drugs.
    Nobody "get lost "for two weeks" in a fucking helicopter. They went to the contact zone, something went wrong with the deal and there was a shooting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >.t junkie

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >glowmorons hatch a plot to steal SU-27 parts by turning a Russian pilot to their side
    >it works

    This is some straight up James Bond shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [muffled One Piece At A Time in distance]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Romanian volunteers hard at work

      Kuznetsov worth $1mil, kek. Everyone on board gets either $600 or a bullet.

      >ship descends into an orgy of violence as crew turns on one another to increase their share of the reward
      >the bloodshed awakens those things lurking in the lower decks
      >Kuznetsov easily tracked not by exhaust but by the dull red wake it leaves in the water as it sails to Odesa
      >Russians can't decide to try and sink it themselves or let it get to port to unleash its cargo on the Ukrainians
      We got ourselves a movie here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >THIS SUMMER
        >"nyet, is one million for whole crew"
        >ONE CREW
        >"CYKA, WHY ARE YOU ONLY TELL OF THIS NOW?!"
        >ONE SHIP
        >"Crew would have never gone along with plan had I not"
        >ONE MUTINY
        >"What are we to be telling the crew?"
        >"Nothing."
        >"But they are ALL expecting of 1 million dollar, what will they be of think when they know kaptan is dead for measly $600"
        >[Silence]
        >[Close up shot of the first mate's face as he stares into the camera]
        >"Who says the crew is to survive?"
        >[Violin sing]
        >strong water
        >[Vodka in cyrilic appears on screan]
        >a terrifying film about the intoxicating power of greed, the depravity and cruelty it inspires, and the demons lurking in the shadows behind every man
        >"VLADIMIR, THE LOWER DECKS, THEY'VE BEEN BRE-"
        >[Gunshots]
        >[Screams]
        >"Oy blyat."
        >(Coming soon to a theater near you)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’d watch the fuck out of it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          FUCKING FUND IT

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they took a hard right at saratoga

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Leaked picture of the operator response for extracting the pilot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For fuck sake, man, your liquid shit leaked the whole place, could not you bring something solid instead!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, there has just now been a rumour from the Russians claiming that their men are getting dragged away by drones...

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I will eat up a shit
      God, vatniks are fucking nasty.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he forgot about the ox cart worth of shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Can someone post that copy-paster about russians eating shit?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thx bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I will eat up a shit
      God, vatniks are fucking nasty.

      Can someone post that copy-paster about russians eating shit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >copy-paster
        Go back to r*ddit you fucking newfag.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >seething about helicopters (1)
      >(1)
      Gonna be a good day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Calling the enemy stinky
      Warcrime

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > I hope your cows will die
      This is some fucking bronze-age level insults. I love it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I expect them to be complaining about low quality copper in the near future.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Beautiful

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking of prig, he got shot down over russia by russia.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lame if true. That'd be such a gay ending to his saga.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lame if true. That'd be such a gay ending to his saga.

              >retards who cant even follow OSINT or news
              Shit was report 12+ hours ago. Go be underage gays somewhere else.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That it "was report" recently doesn't mean anything yet, you shit-skinned turd worlder. Is your ilk biologically incapable of skepticism?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Vanya bitching to Ea-Nazirovich that the copper wiring he stole from his house is unusable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I will eat shit
      >and be poor
      >as long as you're hurt more
      Yep that's the russian mindset.No wonder they live in a shithole.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can you fucking believe a russian jet fired a missile at a small boat and missed? and then this is unbelievable in the year 2023.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I will eat up shit
      Food is not offered at an extermination camp.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >See neighbor with a cow
      >Genie appears
      >Wish for destitution and disease instead of another cow
      Peak Russian mindset embodied

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are they like this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its borderline personality disorder on a societal scale.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Self improvement takes effort

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If you can convince the lowest Russian man he's better than the best khohol man, he won't notice you're feeding him shit. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll eat shit for you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/u5PEQf3.png

      Literally pic rel, jesus christ

      https://i.imgur.com/zHhl9lk.png

      Frankly I hope the Russian intelligence security net falls apart even more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anyone have the "if i cant have it good i'll make it worse for everyone else" post?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I got u boo.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >russian using "yuropoor"
          Tells it all about many who pretend to be americans here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thanks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Who allowed you to live well?
        From Bucha

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >From Bucha
          Nope. There was a graffiti with that exact phrase seen in a civilian house back when Russians were retreating from the Kyiv region, but it's not this one. This one's way older, either Donbass-era or maybe even Georgia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but it's nothing-nothing.
      They're literally Skaven, lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean they did just shoot a missile at the moon...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I can go halfsies. You will eat shit and go without pension, but we won't be hurt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I will eat up a shit
      God, vatniks are fucking nasty.

      [...]
      Can someone post that copy-paster about russians eating shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/u5PEQf3.png

      https://i.imgur.com/zHhl9lk.png

      this and last day i've been laughing nonstop, from the sunk boat to priggie's plane, my sides have exploded just like russian moon lander

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What sunk boat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Russians would literally prefer to live in squalor and misery all of their lives than let other people have nice things themselves.
      Unbelievable how petty humans can be, but again, this entire post is just a microcosm of this whole war. Russia saw how Ukraine was rising itself from the Soviet muck and improving itself away from poverty and they just had to say "None of that. We're all gonna be miserable."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and they just had to say "None of that. We're all gonna be miserable."
        The alternative would be to admit they had the option to do the same for decades and systematically fucked it up by their own volition.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's literally Ukrainian agents working in Russia guiding targets, launching UAVs, and carrying out attacks, and engaging in intelligence gathering. FSB ain't doing shit about it.

      [...]
      He cashed out, and now as a Ukrainian citizen he's on the winning team and can retire nicely.

      Russian helicopter/jet pilots are definitely the best to have defect:
      1. They are potentially bringing (depending on how they defect) a high value piece of equipment.
      2. They deprive the enemy of a high value piece of equipment that is in very low (and still diminishing) number.
      3. They bring their personal skills as pilots, which means they can more easily transition to civilian life as pilots and not be a drag on society like random uneducated mobiks defecting might.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Talks about another country as a shithole
      >Immediately compares it to conditions in his own country
      Being a russian is suffering lmfao, it's like they've just barely got enough white in them to know life should be better than what they've got At least shitskins in the third world are for the most part content with their shit living standards.
      It reminds me of that person writing about seeing Chris Chan in the wild and said something to the effect of "He knows enough to understand that he can never understand."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >curennt year and day
      >STILL calling it a SMO
      LOL. LMAO even. Russians are actually, genuinely retarded.

      https://i.imgur.com/zHhl9lk.png

      Case in point.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's literally Ukrainian agents working in Russia guiding targets, launching UAVs, and carrying out attacks, and engaging in intelligence gathering. FSB ain't doing shit about it.

      https://i.imgur.com/u5PEQf3.png

      He cashed out, and now as a Ukrainian citizen he's on the winning team and can retire nicely.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There's literally Ukrainian agents working in Russia guiding targets, launching UAVs, and carrying out attacks, and engaging in intelligence gathering. FSB ain't doing shit about it.
        I keep hoping that one day I'll wake up and find that they've started hitting the strategic bombers far to the east.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >oppress me more, FSB-sama

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    as far as I know, only a few defectors have shown up. A few tanks, a few bmp's. BMP's basically worthless tin cans. This is by far the most valuable defection.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a theory that the other two crew members are actually alive but they told the SBU to tell everyone that they're dead so that the Russian government won't go after their families. For the pilot to shoot his crew mates is pretty fucked up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That wouldn't stop them going after the families, anon.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch out everyone, the other thread got derailed and deleted so the shitskin is probably gonna come here.
    Just call him a shitskin and move on.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New pic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, are they making a new special?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >HAMMOND
      >THIS ISN'T RUSSIA YOU IDIOT
      >YOU LANDED US IN BLOODY UKRAIN
      >WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HELD THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wud b laff if the pilot smoked the rest of the crew so he wouldn't have to split the reward

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how did they make it through?
    Probably by telling the Ukrainians that they intended to defect.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Russians are going to get everything back and also own that country.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >As a result of the special operation, two crew members were eliminated.
    were they given the option of surrender? it sounds like no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >were they given the option of surrender?
      I assume they indicated non-surrender by trying to get control of the helicopter to take off.

      But also see:

      They "killed" them, sry guys, see that few sprinkles of blood? Totaly two man killed, also, pilote just got 300 km of route, barely missing Dnipro river. This barren ukaine plains, i tell you camrade.
      Also, I'm not SBU, trutst Z

      Could be they still have families back in Russia and need to disappear rather than openly defect.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You underestimate the number of angry Poles willing to impale Blaszczak for that and those missles found around Bydgoszcz..

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/KWrIAcJ.png

      LMAO, that's some desperate cap right there.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's not advisable
    if you have to ask

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the ukies kill the other 2 crew members?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry kid. They weren't part of our deal.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    kek, because Putin is going to buy me a house?
    What is you guy's obsession with Hilary Clinton?
    She's literally just a vanilla democrat who lost an election and really never had that much influence.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >robotnik lost
    >piss drinking
    >moon probe crashed
    >helicopter defected
    >plane bombed
    >Pringles shot
    >Crimea raided
    >ruble devalued
    >Still living in Russia

    This has not been a good week to be Russian.
    But really, when has it been?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>piss drinking
      Hu? What happened there?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mobik allegedly caught on camera drinking piss due to lack of water supply (haven't seen it myself, but that's how it was described to me)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't it overhead footage from a drone? If we are talking about the same vid then I think it was some wounded or otherwise stranded mobik since he lay in what looked like open ground, not a trench network.

          Also, "allegedly", LMAO. He grab his crotch, cupped the other and moved that one from his crotch to his mouth and back. What else was he doing? /chug/ging his own cum maybe?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Mobik allegedly caught on camera drinking piss due to lack of water supply (haven't seen it myself, but that's how it was described to me)

            >Mobik allegedly caught on camera drinking piss
            To be fair, we don't know *why* he was drinking his piss.
            He might just subscribe in some Indian guru's piss diet religion.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And I though anons were thirsty

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, he's drinking his piss. When I first saw the video I thought he was just lying in the sun and eating some Semechki.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't it overhead footage from a drone? If we are talking about the same vid then I think it was some wounded or otherwise stranded mobik since he lay in what looked like open ground, not a trench network.

          Also, "allegedly", LMAO. He grab his crotch, cupped the other and moved that one from his crotch to his mouth and back. What else was he doing? /chug/ging his own cum maybe?

          Thanks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ruble devalued
      I missed that one, what happened?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It got to where a ruble was one cent but it rallied to one dollar only exchanging for 94 rubles now. They cranked up their interest rate to do it though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and started to burn their reserves

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Better: They basically forced their businesses to hand them over their foreign reserves so the government could use those to "buy" ruble with them. I love seeing them borrowing more and more from the future. These are moves you can't pull twice, at least not within any foreseeable time frame (doubly so as a sanctioned country).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I do feel a bit sorry for their reserve bank governor, she tried to resign on day one of the war and Putin rejected her resignation and told her she was going to save the Russian economy from sanctions etc.
            Still she got into bed with the oligarch regime so she's getting what she signed up for.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Same. From all I heard she's very competent at her job, but she knew the risks, so my sympathy for her is limited.

              Also, I'm amused by the mental image of her wearing a brooch with a poo emoji.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm amused by the mental image of her wearing a brooch with a poo emoji.
                I think she copied the broach thing from Madeleine Albright who wore pins for the same purpose since at least the early 90s and maybe earlier.

                I believe Erdogan recently reversed course on Erdonomics and started actually raising interest rates after a couple of years of pretending there wasn't a problem
                Google says they just raised rates to 25%

                I was in Hungary, they have official inflation of 15% but unofficially,it's 25% if you're looking at groceries, 20% for rent and utilities.

                Georgia has official interest rates of about 10%+ but that's probably to try and get cash into the country.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Madeleine Albright who wore pins for the same purpose
                TIL. Thanks, anon.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Probably the most intelligent person in Russia. Having her in charge is probably the only thing Putin has done right this whole war. Just look at Turkey for comparison, Erdogan is a retard who thinks he knows better than his central bank and they're facing ~50% inflation without a war.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I believe Erdogan recently reversed course on Erdonomics and started actually raising interest rates after a couple of years of pretending there wasn't a problem
                Google says they just raised rates to 25%

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even if he is backpedaling now, the damage he already caused will last for a long time. He crossed a red line by violating the independence of the central bank, and that sort of credibility amongst investors takes generations to build up.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That woman deserved that shit.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man, /chug/ has had a bad week.
    I guess it's no surprise they want to derail every thread and spam the board with bait and distractions.

    I'm expecting to see a lot of:
    >libturd
    >white this
    >moron that
    >joos
    >chuds

    It's going to be a minute till they get it out of their system and move on to the bargaining phase.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Man, /chug/ has had a bad week.
      Has it ever had a good one?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Has it ever had a good one?
        The war was give and take for a bit and there's been little setbacks for Ukraine that /chug/ could celebrate but this week is probably the worst they've had since Kharkiv and it might actually be worse.

        In relative terms, this has been quite a good week for Ukraine.

        >Madeleine Albright who wore pins for the same purpose
        TIL. Thanks, anon.

        >TIL. Thanks, anon.
        You're welcome.
        There's an exhibition about them, a website about the exhibition and a book she wrote about them.
        https://readmypins.state.gov/

        She spoke seven languages, demanded that US intervene in most one-sided conflicts around the world and never skipped leg day (really). She was pretty impressive even if you didn't like US imperialism which she was absolutely the face of for about a decade.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There's an exhibition about them, a website about the exhibition and a book she wrote about them.
          >https://readmypins.state.gov/
          Already found that and plan to read up, but thanks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the biggest nazi khohol supporter gay you'll ever find, but can't we all admit that Russia is going to win?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed, mister Mike Oxmall from Hawaii Autonomous Region, we must cease aiding the Ukronazis to bomb innocent children of living in Donbass. I, Ben Dover from San Franciscograd of California Oblast, believe we must strive for peace at any cost as further resistance of Russian army is of no point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you mad because your blatant off-topic bait was deleted?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How are they going to win, not even chug can answer that question anymore.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it okay to land a helicopter on an enemy airfield?
    Depends on what you want to achieve.
    Killing yourself? Yes.
    Defecting? Call beforehand or you might not have the chance.
    Getting fuel and snacks? No.

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