That and the kremlin will be happy to claim no casualties with a little help with disposing the bodies. Bet the landlord keeps the death payments too from their conscripted kids
What happens if the landlord is in fact the a senior officer in their chAir force? does he have to sell off another plane to the black market to make up for this loss?
The flame looks different. Is that how jet fuel burns? Hopefully the building collapses so we'll get the le jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams people here.
How come every time Russia tries to damage Ukraine, they end up hurting themselves more ? They did the same shit in Belgorod 2 days ago, destroyed a building block with their own missiles
>How come every time Russia tries to damage Ukraine, they end up hurting themselves more ?
resistance
sabotage
insurgency
there are more russia haters in russia than you can imagine
Perhaps if it is a reinforced concrete commieblock much of the fire would be contained to only the apartments that were directly hit?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't know enough about lower-class Russian home cooking to say but Chinese versions of that go up in flames because ventilation connecting kitchens is covered in oil smoke that catches in no time and all the kitchens ignite and explode.
I assume Russian apartment buildings are on natural gas too, just saying.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Go look up how commieblocks are built. They're deathtraps in the event of fire, particularly when aircraft hit them (which has sadly happened multiple times)
Commieblocks a fire nightmares. There are so many vertical chutes with zero fricking fire blocks
They went through the expense of building midrise structures out of reinforced concrete but didn't bother to incorporate proper fire containment?
Lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
Go look up how commieblocks are built. They're deathtraps in the event of fire, particularly when aircraft hit them (which has sadly happened multiple times)
2 years ago
Anonymous
Commieblocks a fire nightmares. There are so many vertical chutes with zero fricking fire blocks
2 years ago
Anonymous
If it's anything like chink commie blocks they all share the same airflow so those will QUICKLY become smoked and heated to shit and the fire will spread. commie blocks, despite being made out of concrete, are not very good at preventing the fire from spreading. They're fricking death traps
lmao, holy shit some of you are homosexuals are actually more deranged than people with TDS. more russians here than ukraine.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>some trumpanzee can't shut the frick up about daddy
Smashing!
2 years ago
Anonymous
buddy the only one fudging their huggies here is you. you go fricking bananas if someone doesnt denounce russia at least two times in their post. waste of air is what you are.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>n-no you're mad! pls be mad!
Time for your lithium, tubby.
2 years ago
Anonymous
quick call me a tankie as a follow up
2 years ago
Anonymous
>babyrage shitfit, probably crying
Why does this always happen to you?
>see plane falling out the sky >Pull out phone to record
I’m surprised we didn’t see it hit.
Also you are such a dumb mother fricker. Are you a gold fish? Do you lack object permanence?
Man if I was the pilot I'd have just gone down with the ship
Better a quick death than dealing with the stigma of killing dozens of civilians and saving yourself
I mean it’s close to 100% certain the pilot did nothing to cause the crash (although most pilots would do their best to make sure a vehicle that’s going down doesn’t hit a bad target like… say… an apartment block lmao)
Then again I shan’t fault anyone wishing for more dead vatniks
The ejector seat crushed my spine, I can't feel or move my legs, how am I going to land like this?, Oh god they going to put me into another corroded airframe from the wealthy generals storage facility sent they? Oh well only 3billion more rubles until my loan for the Garmin satnav I use on military is paid off, oh wait, fuuuuuu
Typical takeoff or landing crash since he was in the pattern. Since he had time to eject it was most likely engine failure, possibly on takeoff when they're at max power.
These things happen to any jet operator but gopnik maintenance is likely not well funded as it's a good place for discreet embezzlement.
Yes, I live next to what used to be an active Naval Air Station and the runway ran perpendicularly to a major highway. At some point in the 80s an A-7 crashed into an apartment
In Europe, yes. In the U.S. sometimes in dense urban areas but even in NYC JFK and LA Guardia are on the water. Chicago Midway though is surrounded by the city.
Often the problem (at least on the us) is that the airstrip starts out in the middle of nowhere then people build all around it like idiots (see oceana naval air station for an example) this is russia though so who knows
>Maybe a fresh coat of paint was not enough to restore aircrafts that have been in deep storage for 30 year.
cant wait to see the boneyard mig-29's falling like stones
>cant wait to see the boneyard mig-29's falling like stones
I came here to say this.
We're going to see a lot of this. Or we'll hear about it and nobody will be allowed to see anything.
Doesn't look real to me
Fireball and parachute too perfect
>Doesn't look real to me >Fireball and parachute too perfect
Obviously you know it is now but looking at that image, I can see how you'd think not. It's just so perfectly composited.
The facility was likely built first. Many traffic patterns overlap civilian areas all over the world as it's often impractical to isolate airports and bases.
Crashes happen. We (the royal we) don't care about car crashes and aircraft death tolls are trivial, just the cost of civilization. Everyone dies anyway and a few lives getting shortened is of little real consequence but fewer Russians make /k/ a better place.
>Official MoD statement: While ascending to perform a training flight from the military airfield of the Southern Military District, a Su-34 aircraft crashed - the Russian Defense Ministry. The cause of the crash was the ignition of one of the engines during takeoff. >According to eyewitnesses, the pilots of the plane managed to eject. They are alive, landed at the 7th school area. Now the on-board ammunition is exploding at the scene of the accident.
>training mission >fully loaded with real explosives
hmmmmmmm
Actually they're both said to have survived, just only one was spotlighted so brilliantly by the fire.
What do you reckon he was thinking right at that moment?
>What do you reckon he was thinking right at that moment?
That they're going to be reassigned to a mobilized battalion and how to get a new aircraft and defect.
Anon... the Kursk disaster was actually a planned military exercise where the Kursk was going to launch real torpedoes at a real fully staffed warship - they were just planning on "missing"
The Russian military command has profound mental moronation.
>training mission >fully loaded with real explosives
Spanish pilots in Estonia were also doing a training flight when they accidentally launched one of their missiles and lost it
When you don't maintain your airframes properly, they're old, and your pilots don't have appropriate flight hours, things like this become more common.
that one is included in those lists
there are far stupidest ones in there, like where the pilot and co-pilot bet they could land the plane blind, covered the wienerpit windows with curtains, and killed everyone onboard.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviation_accidents_and_incidents_in_the_war_in_Afghanistan
Kind of impressive how often the crew members survive. Still shouldn't be happening in the first place though.
Pretty much everyone gets a few crashes a year, especially with helicopters. It is not normal, however, to level a residential structure when you go down.
>Russians feel so much regret over the bombing of Ukrainian apartment buildings they blow up one of their own to apologize
Behold the empathy of the Russian bear!
>be a fan of slav planes >everyday watch them get swatted by MANPADS and crash into buildings and uselessly fire rockets into the sky
Is this what it feels like to outlive your purpose?
Everything fades with age, I guess they are going the way they were meant to. If you believe things have a soul and purpose at least they die flying and not rotting in bone yards.
>entered service >first flight
Learn to read moron. The Su-34 first flight was 13 April 1990. The Su-34 entered service with the Russian Air Force on 20 March 2014. F-35 first flight was 15 December 2006. The F-35 first entered service with the USMC on 31 July 2015.
>According to the operating handbook, the An-2 has no stall speed. A note from the pilot's handbook reads: "If the engine quits in instrument conditions or at night, the pilot should pull the control column full aft and keep the wings level. The leading-edge slats will snap out at about 64 km/h (40 mph) and when the airplane slows to a forward speed of about 40 km/h (25 mph), the airplane will sink at about a parachute descent rate until the aircraft hits the ground."
So if it crashed, it must have literally fallen apart. Which now that I think about, it's Russia, so why not?
>all onlookers and crests - in the ban!
What does this even mean, that the civilians on the street deserve to be punished for witnessing Russia's frickup?
No, he was drinking vodka, unfortunately the pilot let the bottle slip and the drink seeped out of the wienerpit due to poorly maintained seals and hit the engine thus causing a flameout
subhuman Black folk who don't deserve to live finally coming to the realization that they will have to reap what they sow. it's as pathetic as it is annoying, can't wait till Ukies cut their throats open on camera.
"bang bang bang"
"ive never seen anything like this in my life"
"sasha call grandma"
"bang bang bang"
"look at this big fire"
"why is this happening, this is a neighborhood"
thats about the gist of it
the strangest part is she says this is always happening, maybe she means violence in the neighborhood or something.
nah this happened in the evening over there, they've been shitposting all day because ukraine's got a media blackout on kherson ops. and they know once that is lifted there will be more vatgaping for our viewing pleasure. they gotta get their knocks in somehow in the meantime.
the 30 shitheed spam threads today vs this thread sums up the war perfectly
vatnigs spend millions of rounds to bomb entire empty fields and thousands of missiles destroying civilian houses and infrastructure and Ukraine only needs a couple well placed hits to collapse entire fronts
I like to think the reason Russia bomb cities is because all the strategic objectives are protected enough we would keep commenting on how few of their missiles go through if they tried.
Also they have likely bombing dozens of fake Himars and wood truck by now.
I remember that day well. I was walking through piles of empty vodka bottles and guts on the streets of moscow looking for my banan. Turns out it was in Kiev
>be Russian >economy in shit thanks to 3 day special operation >barely got rubles to pay bills and feed your beautiful wife and child >Putin wants to mobilize you for the "strategic regrouping" >check plane tickets out of Russia >$8000 in rubles >haven't made that much money in your entire life >go check for israeli ancestry to avoid mobilization >none >have Ivan break your leg on the apartment building stairs >can't work now but have some savings >"at least I'm safe for another couple of months" >your country's own shitcan of a military plane crashes straight into your home >roasted to death
Maybe they are just training kamikaze pilots. After the success with the drones, the Russians may have decided to use the rest of their planes in suicide attacks against apartment buildings.
This war mas made me lol at civilians being killed just because they're Russians. I thought I valued all human life equally. Turns out I don't. Crash more please.
He might be knocked to the floor, but he's still a russian. If they kick him in the head he might notice they wear boots and try to steal them with his teeth.
>mission into ukraine >dont feel like it, i want to play cs 1.6 or heroes 3 >pretend to have malfunction >eject >plane slams into residential bulding >shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeet [translated from russian]
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CRASH YOUR PLANE INTO APARTMENT BLOCKS, MY HECKIN CHILDORINOS ARE GONNA BURN TO DEATH! >Oh boy, that sure was a lot of fun, I should try a loop-de-loop next time!
Once every blue moon PrepHole shits out a good thread that isn't True Detective, Sopranos or The Thing related. One of those is a Seconds Before Disaster thread
Is that guy really going to get reassigned to the front? I mean Russians are moronic but surely his commander will realize that even though this guy's a shitty pilot there's no one better than him waiting to take his place, so it's best to give him another rusted out Mig and hope he can fenagle it into Ukrainian airspace. Can't the Russians write this horrible mechanical failure off as a once-in-a-lifetime weather issue on what is obviously a clear day?
stupid hohol propaganda, building was base of ukrop saboteur nazis with chemical weapon bidens being in development and plane was big ruse no plane, only drone - Pilot riding it between his legs for theater.
>Be me >Be russian pilote >Fresh out of the academy >Flying first non training flight >Sense of disbelief is overwhelming me - I actually did it! >I DID IT >I COMPLETED FIGHTER SCHOOL >After overcoming so many obstacles I finally achieved my dream >Enduring 10 years of childhood abuse from my uncle, my dad, my brother, my teacher, my dentist, my childhood abuse therapist and the entire 180 man officer corps >Overcoming foetal alcohol syndrome, dealing with HIV, learning to hide my alcoholism >Completing almost impossible academic courses and attaining the peak of russian education >Spelling, Counting to 10, learning how to open the wienerpit, mastering the anal relaxation techniques... I mastered it all >Exhilaration floods my body >I'm a pilot >Even better - I'm a fricking fighter pilot! >Tears of joy stream down my face >IM A FRICKING FIGHTER PILOT OF THE RUSSIAN AIR FORCE! >... Of the Russian air force >Russian... >Sheer horror washes over me >Mfw I remember that I still live in russian >Mfw I'm still a vatnik >Shove the steering stick with all the force my AIDS ravaged arm muscles can muster >Aim for the biggest building on the ground >The people in that building are Russians like me - might as well help a few fellow sufferers escape with me >Ground approaches like an angel of mercy >Control panel lights up like a Christmas tree >Automatic ejection system malfunctions as the piston below the seat punctures the seat upholstering and thrusts a 2 inch hydraulic actuator up my ass >I smile moments before impact >It could have been worse >I could have been as big of a Black person homosexual as OP
From the look of these there are around 30 apartaments/flat and there's maybe 3/4 flats
let's assume there's 3 people living in every apartament, that gives at least 270 people living there
also it's evening so most people were home already
t. commieblock expert
>psychologists are coming >"When the jet fuel splashed over your body and burst into flames, how did you feel?" >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAGggHHHHHHHhhhH" >"Interesting."
>hurr israelitemerica is so cucked they send social workers and psychologists to do the job of police and EMS >go suck some hohol wiener >russia does the same
.........
Well, it's a soviet/russian piece of shit, so yes, crashing is perfectly normal and predictable
I bet the landlord doesn't refund their security deposit
they'll still have the rent subtracted from their mobilization pay
That and the kremlin will be happy to claim no casualties with a little help with disposing the bodies. Bet the landlord keeps the death payments too from their conscripted kids
What happens if the landlord is in fact the a senior officer in their chAir force? does he have to sell off another plane to the black market to make up for this loss?
Obviously, your silly NATO cannot understand!
He thought he was piloting an Iranian suicide drone.
Doesn't look real to me
Fireball and parachute too perfect
Don't know about the parachute but there's a couple of videos out of that building on fire
The flame looks different. Is that how jet fuel burns? Hopefully the building collapses so we'll get the le jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams people here.
>Doesn't look real to me
>Fireball and parachute too perfect
>9/11 was an inside job
It was though
more like 10/17
10/17 WAS A VATNIK JOB!!! KEROSENE CAN'T MELT STALINIUM BEAMS!!! THE APARTMENT IS A CRISIS ACTOR!!!
How come every time Russia tries to damage Ukraine, they end up hurting themselves more ? They did the same shit in Belgorod 2 days ago, destroyed a building block with their own missiles
https://nitter.net/TpyxaNews/status/1582033630473637888
Damn. Some civies just got roasted.
it's actually real
eye for an eye and the world goes bli..... wait what
It's okay they'll just blame Ukraine for the attacks.
S-300 failure.webm
Makes me wonder if the Bridge was just Russia not adhering to safety protocols and one of their own trucks exploding.
I consider that a completely plausible explanation.
>How come every time Russia tries to damage Ukraine, they end up hurting themselves more ?
resistance
sabotage
insurgency
there are more russia haters in russia than you can imagine
Literally glowies
>Russia used Sortie!
>Russia hurt itself in its confusion!
>Sortie
>Not Corkscrew Crash
Maskirovka, all according to plan.
They were targeting a HIMARS
Japan's first strike in their renewed campaign to retake the Kurils
i want a video now
Best I can do.
heres the aftermath
half of those units are burning from the inside out, jesus
Fireproof cladding is decadent western trickery anon
Dozens of civilians are dead my guess.
the initial crash very likely woke everyone up, shouldve had plenty of time to exit the building as the fire started
my guy it crashed INTO the building not infront of it
anyone in the impact side is fricking goob my guy
Perhaps if it is a reinforced concrete commieblock much of the fire would be contained to only the apartments that were directly hit?
I don't know enough about lower-class Russian home cooking to say but Chinese versions of that go up in flames because ventilation connecting kitchens is covered in oil smoke that catches in no time and all the kitchens ignite and explode.
I assume Russian apartment buildings are on natural gas too, just saying.
They went through the expense of building midrise structures out of reinforced concrete but didn't bother to incorporate proper fire containment?
Lmao
Go look up how commieblocks are built. They're deathtraps in the event of fire, particularly when aircraft hit them (which has sadly happened multiple times)
Commieblocks a fire nightmares. There are so many vertical chutes with zero fricking fire blocks
If it's anything like chink commie blocks they all share the same airflow so those will QUICKLY become smoked and heated to shit and the fire will spread. commie blocks, despite being made out of concrete, are not very good at preventing the fire from spreading. They're fricking death traps
yeah maybe, at least the lower levels. it just looked like the fire was at the base of the building.
It was fully armed, I don't think they will ever wake up
Do you ever stop, pidor?
wow, what a rude b***h
Wow, what a Russian.
lmao, holy shit some of you are homosexuals are actually more deranged than people with TDS. more russians here than ukraine.
>some trumpanzee can't shut the frick up about daddy
Smashing!
buddy the only one fudging their huggies here is you. you go fricking bananas if someone doesnt denounce russia at least two times in their post. waste of air is what you are.
>n-no you're mad! pls be mad!
Time for your lithium, tubby.
quick call me a tankie as a follow up
>babyrage shitfit, probably crying
Why does this always happen to you?
youre seeing things again
Holhol propaganda! That's just a friendly apartment BBQ to celebrate the fall of Kiev.
uhh sir?
why did you park your jet in my sovok???? :DDDDD
>pilot survived
Nothing of value was lost. HATO will never understand this.
>russia is so gay, even fireballs look like dicks
Thats a huge wiener :3
what a fricking /k/ino image
no gay logo
>that parachute
this is pulitzer shit
absolutely /k/ino war
COME ON IVAN IT'S TIME TO DO THE MARIO
>Italy finally made their move
He's from Brooklyn, you rapist.
Why was it pointed at that building. Why was it being recorded? I have many questions.
Cellphone footage? Could have seen the plane and been filming it, otherwise there's a lot of dashcams and the like in Russia
the recording starts after the crash
>see plane falling out the sky
>Pull out phone to record
I’m surprised we didn’t see it hit.
Also you are such a dumb mother fricker. Are you a gold fish? Do you lack object permanence?
Reports are saying that the pilot drove off in a car heading for the ukrainian border.
hee hee le failed comedian so funneh XD
>failed
peak sour grapes
peak living in his mom's car.
Frick, I can't unsee it now.
Man if I was the pilot I'd have just gone down with the ship
Better a quick death than dealing with the stigma of killing dozens of civilians and saving yourself
lol
lmao
How many peaceful Russians have been demilitarized?
https://twitter.com/Faytuks/status/1582034181365694464
damn
>launch hundred of shasneeds
>a few ukie casualties
>launch one russian sortie
>dozens of russian casualties
Nobody kills Russians like Russians themselves.
No way thats real. Its too perfect.
Please someone post dashcam or more photos
https://twitter.com/Faytuks/status/1582036080819249153
Kaboom
He's fine so long as he attributes everything to pilot error.
I hope they people from that building lynched him when he landed.
Russian army would lynch 1000 civilians for 1 pilot's life saved.
I mean it’s close to 100% certain the pilot did nothing to cause the crash (although most pilots would do their best to make sure a vehicle that’s going down doesn’t hit a bad target like… say… an apartment block lmao)
Then again I shan’t fault anyone wishing for more dead vatniks
What do you reckon he was thinking right at that moment?
The ejector seat crushed my spine, I can't feel or move my legs, how am I going to land like this?, Oh god they going to put me into another corroded airframe from the wealthy generals storage facility sent they? Oh well only 3billion more rubles until my loan for the Garmin satnav I use on military is paid off, oh wait, fuuuuuu
Finally I can have a smoke break
>that was a good cigarette
>whoops
>not my problem
Holy fricking shit I can't believe the ejection seat actually worked.
>everything would be fine if it wasn't so bad
The Ukes can't kill the Russians if the Russians kill themselves first.
Big brained take there. Victory through suicide is the gopnik way.
oops
cant wait to see the boneyard mig-29's falling like stones
how could this have happened?
truly a mystery
its a russian jet with soviet era engines. its pretty predictable. many such cases
Typical takeoff or landing crash since he was in the pattern. Since he had time to eject it was most likely engine failure, possibly on takeoff when they're at max power.
These things happen to any jet operator but gopnik maintenance is likely not well funded as it's a good place for discreet embezzlement.
Vatniks engines are designed to last less than westerns, now imagine deficient maintenance.
Videos show a lot of secondaries which implies that he still had a full load, so my bet on takeoff.
Umm are airstrips usually pointed right at urban areas like that?
Yes, I live next to what used to be an active Naval Air Station and the runway ran perpendicularly to a major highway. At some point in the 80s an A-7 crashed into an apartment
In Europe, yes. In the U.S. sometimes in dense urban areas but even in NYC JFK and LA Guardia are on the water. Chicago Midway though is surrounded by the city.
Often the problem (at least on the us) is that the airstrip starts out in the middle of nowhere then people build all around it like idiots (see oceana naval air station for an example) this is russia though so who knows
Civilian ones, hell yes
Military ones, hell no with exceptions
>most airplane failures happen on takeoff
>point the landing strip right at a neighborhood
Russians have no care for human life
Not really, the building that was hit is actually at "Кpacнaя 47".
Probably even more. The Su-34 was with full payload.
uhhh antifabros what the FRICK zisters??
The condoms starting to come off!
>
The testicles are being emptied!
Remember that thread about them bringing Mig-29s out of storage
Why does everything Russia touch turn to ass
Lol there was a bunch of people speculating that the recent deep Ukie plane losses were due to SAMs supported by AWACS
So is that what the ukies did to bring this one down?
Maybe a fresh coat of paint was not enough to restore aircrafts that have been in deep storage for 30 year.
>Maybe a fresh coat of paint was not enough to restore aircrafts that have been in deep storage for 30 year.
>cant wait to see the boneyard mig-29's falling like stones
I came here to say this.
We're going to see a lot of this. Or we'll hear about it and nobody will be allowed to see anything.
>Doesn't look real to me
>Fireball and parachute too perfect
Obviously you know it is now but looking at that image, I can see how you'd think not. It's just so perfectly composited.
I'm seeing people say it was an SU-34 but like
That's too good to be true, right?
It was actually an SU-57
I see only 1 parachute, possible it's out of frame, so could be a Mig-29, SU-25, SU-30, SU-27 or SU-35
Most probably a Mig 29. Since they are now pulling them out of the scrapyard.
I like to believe it killed even more russians by denying air support to some desperate vatniks on frontlines.
Who build their airstrips a few meters away from civilian apartment buildings?
Why have the run way aim right at the fricking residential areas?
The facility was likely built first. Many traffic patterns overlap civilian areas all over the world as it's often impractical to isolate airports and bases.
Crashes happen. We (the royal we) don't care about car crashes and aircraft death tolls are trivial, just the cost of civilization. Everyone dies anyway and a few lives getting shortened is of little real consequence but fewer Russians make /k/ a better place.
You know this image really sums up the entire war for Russia
>Official MoD statement: While ascending to perform a training flight from the military airfield of the Southern Military District, a Su-34 aircraft crashed - the Russian Defense Ministry. The cause of the crash was the ignition of one of the engines during takeoff.
>According to eyewitnesses, the pilots of the plane managed to eject. They are alive, landed at the 7th school area. Now the on-board ammunition is exploding at the scene of the accident.
>training mission
>fully loaded with real explosives
hmmmmmmm
Source on that? Hilarious if true
Probably a failed sortie masquerading as a failed training mission
>Probably a failed sortie masquerading as a failed training mission
>su-34
so uuuuhhhhhhhhhh where's the second chute?
Monke was needed in the wreckage, poo bear had to survive
See
Actually they're both said to have survived, just only one was spotlighted so brilliantly by the fire.
>What do you reckon he was thinking right at that moment?
That they're going to be reassigned to a mobilized battalion and how to get a new aircraft and defect.
>THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHER
Normally, that would be believable. This being Russia, however, I can't help but be a tad skeptical.
What's not believable is they're doing a training flight. At all.
They are Russian Ministry of Civilian Infrastructure Destruction at this point.
Why are they lying about it being a training mission
Is sending jets out restricted under special military operation rules or what
Stupid. How do you train for war if you're not dressed for war?
Guess "train like you fight" got a bit too real, huh?
Anon... the Kursk disaster was actually a planned military exercise where the Kursk was going to launch real torpedoes at a real fully staffed warship - they were just planning on "missing"
The Russian military command has profound mental moronation.
Russians lie about everything, even when there's no reason to do so.
>training mission
>fully loaded with real explosives
Spanish pilots in Estonia were also doing a training flight when they accidentally launched one of their missiles and lost it
Also the plume could just be jet fuel. We’d need a better video to tell if it’s some kind of delayed or sustained explosion after the impact
When you don't maintain your airframes properly, they're old, and your pilots don't have appropriate flight hours, things like this become more common.
It happens sometimes in training
Pilot shouldn't have steered into the apartment though.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha
Haven't they had to resort to inexperienced pilots. There was that video of the Su-25 crash on Spetember 11th.
They did, even back in summer if you believe ukies reports. Now those rookies also receive older planes.
Isn't it like a 3rd crash in last few days? What the frick are they doing.
And they want their jet to hold nuclear weapon ?
Ukronazi propaganda.
No plane crashed
Russia doesn't need gay troony spare parts for its planes
Z
>Soviet planes do not crash!
>SU-34
what a joke of a country
>Russian pilot kills more civilians in a single day then shahed has in a week
hahhaha so thats why they cope spammed their sandBlack person ddrones
Another oinkrainian propaganda thread, even if the plane hit the apartment building there's no need to panic.
Suicide drones, now suicide planes. Problem is, they're not making it across the border.
Well, Russia is a huge country, y'know?
Suicide country leaders soon.
Probably where his ex wife's boyfriend lives
It is when its being piloted by a Russia, who are inherently drunk.
>Is it normal for a military jet to do something like this?
you tell me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviation_accidents_and_incidents_in_the_war_in_Afghanistan
Yeah but that's trash tier USA. Russia is far better at military stuff, no ?
wait until you see the aeroflot list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_accidents_and_incidents
Yeah but thats nothing. Think of those accients where the pilot let his child son operate the plane lmao
that one is included in those lists
there are far stupidest ones in there, like where the pilot and co-pilot bet they could land the plane blind, covered the wienerpit windows with curtains, and killed everyone onboard.
well, in their defense, they never saw it coming
Get out of the plane, Carlosovich
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviation_accidents_and_incidents_in_the_war_in_Afghanistan
Kind of impressive how often the crew members survive. Still shouldn't be happening in the first place though.
Pretty much everyone gets a few crashes a year, especially with helicopters. It is not normal, however, to level a residential structure when you go down.
jesus, this is just fricking embarrassing. Please, surrender to russia before they make even more of a fool of themselves.
That's a ukrainian plane and building*~~)
careful with your wishes
>soon to be
correctomundo
yes i confirm*~~) 100% true*~~*~~ building and occupant magically turn into hohol before impact he get military award
>the Kuban is rightful ukroclay
damn right
clearly just gas leak
Oh, so THIS is what all the drone posting has been trying to cover.
You Russians killed a lot of Russians. The Russians were very evil...
I completely understand why they did it
Any vatnik cope for this yet?
They don't have Boeing or Airbus stick vibration warnings PULL UP PULL UP or STALL WARNING
One apartment complex is nothing when compared to the dozens of hohol walking paths that have been destroyed.
Gesture of goodwill
>Russians feel so much regret over the bombing of Ukrainian apartment buildings they blow up one of their own to apologize
Behold the empathy of the Russian bear!
Ah so this is why the cumchuggers spammed drone threads
>be a fan of slav planes
>everyday watch them get swatted by MANPADS and crash into buildings and uselessly fire rockets into the sky
Is this what it feels like to outlive your purpose?
Everything fades with age, I guess they are going the way they were meant to. If you believe things have a soul and purpose at least they die flying and not rotting in bone yards.
There are fates worse than death anon
I'll get raped to death for this, but swept forward wings are ugly as hell.
Yes I'm glad that not all planes are like that, but it's neat that one plane is like that.
yes
*rapes you*
Wish you wouldn't.
Hold still
>*unzips dick
>Su-34 entered service a year before the F-35.
>Su-34's first flight: 13 April 1990
>F-35's first flight: 15 December 2006
>entered service
>first flight
Learn to read moron. The Su-34 first flight was 13 April 1990. The Su-34 entered service with the Russian Air Force on 20 March 2014. F-35 first flight was 15 December 2006. The F-35 first entered service with the USMC on 31 July 2015.
proof that this is a nothingburger
>AN-2
>ejected
what fricking forum is this so i can have a good laugh
>Vatnik calling to ban people for talking about it
No panic? Also why is a decommissioned plane armed with munitions?
NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS
I want to believe this is real but it's a bit too on the nose, even for them.
There is no panic. Why worry?
The An-2 is a literally uncrashable airplane, and you can't eject out of it.
Russians are breaking laws of physics and design then
>According to the operating handbook, the An-2 has no stall speed. A note from the pilot's handbook reads: "If the engine quits in instrument conditions or at night, the pilot should pull the control column full aft and keep the wings level. The leading-edge slats will snap out at about 64 km/h (40 mph) and when the airplane slows to a forward speed of about 40 km/h (25 mph), the airplane will sink at about a parachute descent rate until the aircraft hits the ground."
So if it crashed, it must have literally fallen apart. Which now that I think about, it's Russia, so why not?
Did the commieblock return to the airstrip under its own power too?
>There are no victims in the house, everyone was at work, working for the good of the motherland.
Kek, the victims would be ukrainians anyway
Do we have a localized time of the collapse?
Their TZ is UTC+3, so ~18:00
this isn't a real post from a real place
It’s a real post from 2ch, actually
>An-2
>"No comrade we simply crashed a WW2 era plane loaded with high explosives into a residential building, is fine"
What kind of cope is this?
>all onlookers and crests - in the ban!
What does this even mean, that the civilians on the street deserve to be punished for witnessing Russia's frickup?
It's a shitpost on 2ch /po/ board.
It says all onlookers and hohols banned, implying ban on 2ch board.
>he will continue to crush crests
He's been doing a wonderful job so far. Keep up the good work!
This is clearly a self-deprecating sarcastic post mocking mainstream narratives.
Absolutely
https://t.me/breakingmash/39156
>take off
>instantly catch on fire
>crash
>de-nazify commie block
such is life in gulagostan
is that first flash the pilot ejecting? it didnt hit powerlines or something did it
Probably the moment the engine flared out.
>Bane?
Merely a feint, dumb holhols. That plane was to be scrapped, and the building up for demolition.
russia is such a fricking shithole, yikes
Was the pilot smoking?
see
he might have
No, he was drinking vodka, unfortunately the pilot let the bottle slip and the drink seeped out of the wienerpit due to poorly maintained seals and hit the engine thus causing a flameout
We dont need them dirty western spare parts!
Nobody believed the account anyways, we were laughing at the ridiculous cope.
POV from someone in an adjacent block
https://streamable.com/vrsxd7
>bombed
why won't these stupid prostitutes shut the frick up and let me enjoy the explosions
subhuman Black folk who don't deserve to live finally coming to the realization that they will have to reap what they sow. it's as pathetic as it is annoying, can't wait till Ukies cut their throats open on camera.
Anyone speak blyatnik? What are they saying?
he cute
explosions
black smoke
i never seen such fire in my life
something
i don't care to listen to children cry and scream
basically really scared and confused about secondary explosions and black smoke and then saying its yeysk, krasnodar krai, 3rd district in the end
>No.
>Not again.
>Why can't we ever win.
>Fricking hell.
>Not again.
distorted_pepe_laugh.jpg
"bang bang bang"
"ive never seen anything like this in my life"
"sasha call grandma"
"bang bang bang"
"look at this big fire"
"why is this happening, this is a neighborhood"
thats about the gist of it
the strangest part is she says this is always happening, maybe she means violence in the neighborhood or something.
Someone needs to slap that autistic moron crying in the background.
>getting your phone out and filming instead of calming your child
Hood shit is the same all over the world, huh?
Do you have the reading comprehension of a 3 year old?
Nice but surely this can’t be the reason for today’s vatnik ape out? Or am I too spoiled already?
nah this happened in the evening over there, they've been shitposting all day because ukraine's got a media blackout on kherson ops. and they know once that is lifted there will be more vatgaping for our viewing pleasure. they gotta get their knocks in somehow in the meantime.
the 30 shitheed spam threads today vs this thread sums up the war perfectly
vatnigs spend millions of rounds to bomb entire empty fields and thousands of missiles destroying civilian houses and infrastructure and Ukraine only needs a couple well placed hits to collapse entire fronts
subhuman quantity can't compete with quality
I like to think the reason Russia bomb cities is because all the strategic objectives are protected enough we would keep commenting on how few of their missiles go through if they tried.
Also they have likely bombing dozens of fake Himars and wood truck by now.
How to defeat russia
Step 1: declare war
Step 2: wait for russia to destroy itself
The false flags are getting out of control
there is no false flag
russian MoD already confirmed its an accident
That's a psyop that's a part of the false flag. YOU HAVE NO IDEA how deep the rabbit hole goes
>TAKE THIS HOHO-ACK
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>spontaneous combustion
HATO trannies did this.
curse the nazi nato necromancers and their black magic
>BANZAAAAI
this video is like 3 hours into the future
security cams always have the wrong time
someone run and tell them to not step into the jet
>expecting a 10$ dollar security cam bought by russians to automatically update the time every year
>3
it's actually more like 5
Wow he literally larped as a shashed drone loooool
top jej
moron
moron
moron
Wait, was the flash the ejection seat or the engine exploding? Because the plane was already flying down into the building.
Two flashes from the rocket election seats. It looks like it lost power and they bailed right before it hit the ground.
either ejection seats or hitting high tension lines before the building
>10/16 was an inside job
reminds me of that tragedy
I remember that day well. I was walking through piles of empty vodka bottles and guts on the streets of moscow looking for my banan. Turns out it was in Kiev
Were those flashes before he hit him hitting the fricking power lines?
Is there some heavy wind going to blow the smoke that way?
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!! ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!
tough to be a pilot when choosing which residential buildings residents you will burn alive...
morale must be pretty low for them to bail out and not to try to crash between buildings to minimize casualties...
Seeing as though lately it happens all the time.
>yes.
I am not an air force expert
Is it normal to have your military air strip pointing directly towards and only a short distance away from a town
If you hate apartment buildings as much as the Russian military does then it makes perfect sense.
>be Russian
>economy in shit thanks to 3 day special operation
>barely got rubles to pay bills and feed your beautiful wife and child
>Putin wants to mobilize you for the "strategic regrouping"
>check plane tickets out of Russia
>$8000 in rubles
>haven't made that much money in your entire life
>go check for israeli ancestry to avoid mobilization
>none
>have Ivan break your leg on the apartment building stairs
>can't work now but have some savings
>"at least I'm safe for another couple of months"
>your country's own shitcan of a military plane crashes straight into your home
>roasted to death
Damn, it's the two things they love most!
>Burning to death.
>Having the government blow up their apartment building.
>One week hear about Russia dragging out mothballed MiG-29s
>Next week there are military jets crashing into apartment buildings
Wonder if there's any connection
haha look at those roasting piggies! hohols are screaming right now in tears after getting z'd
explosions are cool
Maybe they are just training kamikaze pilots. After the success with the drones, the Russians may have decided to use the rest of their planes in suicide attacks against apartment buildings.
This war mas made me lol at civilians being killed just because they're Russians. I thought I valued all human life equally. Turns out I don't. Crash more please.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [Big Shot]!
ya know, with
, I can't help but see it
holy fricking shit
Seems to be a pilot of that SU-34.
Doesn't look like him
Why aren't they kicking him in the head?
they aren't sure if he's defenseless yet.
He might be knocked to the floor, but he's still a russian. If they kick him in the head he might notice they wear boots and try to steal them with his teeth.
lel
>mission into ukraine
>dont feel like it, i want to play cs 1.6 or heroes 3
>pretend to have malfunction
>eject
>plane slams into residential bulding
>shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeet [translated from russian]
If this is found to be pilot error and not mechanical failure, will he be executed?
Doubtful.
>is of ok comrade
>here have Nagant revolver da now join infantry
Assignment to a penal unit is more-or-less execution. Especially right now.
Might get disappeared
Didn't those "not russians" that downed the airliner all those years ago in Ukraine get terminated, permanently?
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CRASH YOUR PLANE INTO APARTMENT BLOCKS, MY HECKIN CHILDORINOS ARE GONNA BURN TO DEATH!
>Oh boy, that sure was a lot of fun, I should try a loop-de-loop next time!
This is the birth of a brand new template. Well done.
no one stopping when they see explosion, just an average day in russia
Remember the meteorite video?
takes me back to watch russian car crash videos
top yeysk
Staged. Jet fuel can't melt commieblock concrete
Zisters...
If I see that fricking cat one more time
If your that guy with the parachute. Do you live through this or did he just get cooked alive by the heatwave?
hes fine
Fly fast, funny fulcrum.
I can't believe NATO would force Russia to do this!
black box recording!!
that's wienerpit recording you moron
And not from a Soviet military jet, lol.
everybody on PrepHole would have loved my joke... I guess it doesn't work with gun autists.
was that supposed to be crashing the plane with no survivors joke?
nah, it's just a famous japanese crash (you can hear the pilot say "this is it").. it's a classic in the plane crash threads
Once every blue moon PrepHole shits out a good thread that isn't True Detective, Sopranos or The Thing related. One of those is a Seconds Before Disaster thread
Even the Russian version of 9/11 is low budget and Black person-rigged. I bet the pilot wasn't even Muslim.
Worse, he was Shia instead of Sunni.
Well I suppose he got hit an-
>in Yeysk, Russia
>In Russia
Ah...well at least the guy seems alive, wonder what he's thinking seeing the explosion
This definitely killed more people than all those terror bombs in Kyiv last week
The rammer of Yeysk I MUST RAAAAAAAAM
>BLYAAAAT
>whoop
>whoop
>whoop
>whoop
>Pull up!
>whoop
>whoop
>whoop
Pulling on the stick gave him flashbacks from basic training.
Is that guy really going to get reassigned to the front? I mean Russians are moronic but surely his commander will realize that even though this guy's a shitty pilot there's no one better than him waiting to take his place, so it's best to give him another rusted out Mig and hope he can fenagle it into Ukrainian airspace. Can't the Russians write this horrible mechanical failure off as a once-in-a-lifetime weather issue on what is obviously a clear day?
We're all flying home now.
WOOP WOOP
THATS THE SOUND OF THE TERRAIN
WOOP WOOP
THATS THE SOUND OF THE PAIN
moron
moron
How do things keep getting worse for them? It's like a loony toons cartoon.
it happens
Happenes before in the former East Germany and an An-124 crashed an aparment building in Russia in '97. Shit could happen..
They're a species that is very good at burning to death due to their own stupidity, aren't they?
stupid hohol propaganda, building was base of ukrop saboteur nazis with chemical weapon bidens being in development and plane was big ruse no plane, only drone - Pilot riding it between his legs for theater.
>in the pipe, five-by-fi-ACK
>Be me
>Be russian pilote
>Fresh out of the academy
>Flying first non training flight
>Sense of disbelief is overwhelming me - I actually did it!
>I DID IT
>I COMPLETED FIGHTER SCHOOL
>After overcoming so many obstacles I finally achieved my dream
>Enduring 10 years of childhood abuse from my uncle, my dad, my brother, my teacher, my dentist, my childhood abuse therapist and the entire 180 man officer corps
>Overcoming foetal alcohol syndrome, dealing with HIV, learning to hide my alcoholism
>Completing almost impossible academic courses and attaining the peak of russian education
>Spelling, Counting to 10, learning how to open the wienerpit, mastering the anal relaxation techniques... I mastered it all
>Exhilaration floods my body
>I'm a pilot
>Even better - I'm a fricking fighter pilot!
>Tears of joy stream down my face
>IM A FRICKING FIGHTER PILOT OF THE RUSSIAN AIR FORCE!
>... Of the Russian air force
>Russian...
>Sheer horror washes over me
>Mfw I remember that I still live in russian
>Mfw I'm still a vatnik
>Shove the steering stick with all the force my AIDS ravaged arm muscles can muster
>Aim for the biggest building on the ground
>The people in that building are Russians like me - might as well help a few fellow sufferers escape with me
>Ground approaches like an angel of mercy
>Control panel lights up like a Christmas tree
>Automatic ejection system malfunctions as the piston below the seat punctures the seat upholstering and thrusts a 2 inch hydraulic actuator up my ass
>I smile moments before impact
>It could have been worse
>I could have been as big of a Black person homosexual as OP
Video of the pilot:
>"They shot you down, yeah?"
>"Nyet"
>only 2 deaths according to official reports
expect 20 by tomorrow(real number 200)
wrong pic
so, we can expect maybe 2 ambulances.
From the look of these there are around 30 apartaments/flat and there's maybe 3/4 flats
let's assume there's 3 people living in every apartament, that gives at least 270 people living there
also it's evening so most people were home already
t. commieblock expert
>psychologists are coming
>"When the jet fuel splashed over your body and burst into flames, how did you feel?"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAGggHHHHHHHhhhH"
>"Interesting."
>hurr israelitemerica is so cucked they send social workers and psychologists to do the job of police and EMS
>go suck some hohol wiener
>russia does the same
.........
Every time I think I've seen anything, this war just keeps on giving. Is this the war for control of the clown dimension or something?
>anything
everything*
I should stop trying to sneak in last second 1-2 word edits and just recompose my messages altogether instead.
Russians claim foul play and are launching a criminal investigation
of course they are. what else are they going to do, admit their stock pile of museum pieces is unfit for service?
Yeah, rip
Forgot the link: https://files.catbox.moe/x2y0tg.MP4
is that a part of the wing hanging off the wall???