Is it normal for a military jet to do something like this?

Is it normal for a military jet to do something like this?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, it's a soviet/russian piece of shit, so yes, crashing is perfectly normal and predictable

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the landlord doesn't refund their security deposit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they'll still have the rent subtracted from their mobilization pay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That and the kremlin will be happy to claim no casualties with a little help with disposing the bodies. Bet the landlord keeps the death payments too from their conscripted kids

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happens if the landlord is in fact the a senior officer in their chAir force? does he have to sell off another plane to the black market to make up for this loss?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously, your silly NATO cannot understand!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He thought he was piloting an Iranian suicide drone.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't look real to me
    Fireball and parachute too perfect

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know about the parachute but there's a couple of videos out of that building on fire

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The flame looks different. Is that how jet fuel burns? Hopefully the building collapses so we'll get the le jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams people here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't look real to me
      >Fireball and parachute too perfect

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >9/11 was an inside job

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like 10/17

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/17 WAS A VATNIK JOB!!! KEROSENE CAN'T MELT STALINIUM BEAMS!!! THE APARTMENT IS A CRISIS ACTOR!!!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come every time Russia tries to damage Ukraine, they end up hurting themselves more ? They did the same shit in Belgorod 2 days ago, destroyed a building block with their own missiles

    https://nitter.net/TpyxaNews/status/1582033630473637888

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. Some civies just got roasted.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually real

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      eye for an eye and the world goes bli..... wait what

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay they'll just blame Ukraine for the attacks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      S-300 failure.webm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me wonder if the Bridge was just Russia not adhering to safety protocols and one of their own trucks exploding.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I consider that a completely plausible explanation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How come every time Russia tries to damage Ukraine, they end up hurting themselves more ?
      resistance
      sabotage
      insurgency
      there are more russia haters in russia than you can imagine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally glowies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Russia used Sortie!
      >Russia hurt itself in its confusion!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sortie
        >Not Corkscrew Crash

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maskirovka, all according to plan.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were targeting a HIMARS

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japan's first strike in their renewed campaign to retake the Kurils

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want a video now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best I can do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      heres the aftermath

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        half of those units are burning from the inside out, jesus

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fireproof cladding is decadent western trickery anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dozens of civilians are dead my guess.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the initial crash very likely woke everyone up, shouldve had plenty of time to exit the building as the fire started

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            my guy it crashed INTO the building not infront of it
            anyone in the impact side is fucking goob my guy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Perhaps if it is a reinforced concrete commieblock much of the fire would be contained to only the apartments that were directly hit?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know enough about lower-class Russian home cooking to say but Chinese versions of that go up in flames because ventilation connecting kitchens is covered in oil smoke that catches in no time and all the kitchens ignite and explode.
                I assume Russian apartment buildings are on natural gas too, just saying.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go look up how commieblocks are built. They're deathtraps in the event of fire, particularly when aircraft hit them (which has sadly happened multiple times)

                Commieblocks a fire nightmares. There are so many vertical chutes with zero fucking fire blocks

                They went through the expense of building midrise structures out of reinforced concrete but didn't bother to incorporate proper fire containment?

                Lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go look up how commieblocks are built. They're deathtraps in the event of fire, particularly when aircraft hit them (which has sadly happened multiple times)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Commieblocks a fire nightmares. There are so many vertical chutes with zero fucking fire blocks

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it's anything like chink commie blocks they all share the same airflow so those will QUICKLY become smoked and heated to shit and the fire will spread. commie blocks, despite being made out of concrete, are not very good at preventing the fire from spreading. They're fucking death traps

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah maybe, at least the lower levels. it just looked like the fire was at the base of the building.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was fully armed, I don't think they will ever wake up

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you ever stop, pidor?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow, what a rude bitch

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, what a Russian.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao, holy shit some of you are gays are actually more deranged than people with TDS. more russians here than ukraine.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >some trumpanzee can't shut the fuck up about daddy
                Smashing!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                buddy the only one fudging their huggies here is you. you go fucking bananas if someone doesnt denounce russia at least two times in their post. waste of air is what you are.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no you're mad! pls be mad!
                Time for your lithium, tubby.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                quick call me a tankie as a follow up

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >babyrage shitfit, probably crying
                Why does this always happen to you?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                youre seeing things again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holhol propaganda! That's just a friendly apartment BBQ to celebrate the fall of Kiev.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        uhh sir?
        why did you park your jet in my sovok???? :DDDDD

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pilot survived
    Nothing of value was lost. HATO will never understand this.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >russia is so gay, even fireballs look like dicks
    Thats a huge cock :3

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a fucking PrepHoleino image

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no gay logo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that parachute
        this is pulitzer shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          absolutely PrepHoleino war

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        COME ON IVAN IT'S TIME TO DO THE MARIO

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Italy finally made their move

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's from Brooklyn, you rapist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why was it pointed at that building. Why was it being recorded? I have many questions.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cellphone footage? Could have seen the plane and been filming it, otherwise there's a lot of dashcams and the like in Russia

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the recording starts after the crash

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >see plane falling out the sky
          >Pull out phone to record
          I’m surprised we didn’t see it hit.
          Also you are such a dumb mother fucker. Are you a gold fish? Do you lack object permanence?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reports are saying that the pilot drove off in a car heading for the ukrainian border.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          hee hee le failed comedian so funneh XD

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >failed
            peak sour grapes

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              peak living in his mom's car.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/WmrTqQ6.png

        COME ON IVAN IT'S TIME TO DO THE MARIO

        Fuck, I can't unsee it now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man if I was the pilot I'd have just gone down with the ship
        Better a quick death than dealing with the stigma of killing dozens of civilians and saving yourself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/WmrTqQ6.png

        COME ON IVAN IT'S TIME TO DO THE MARIO

        https://i.imgur.com/fodHgDY.png

        Zisters...

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol
    lmao
    How many peaceful Russians have been demilitarized?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/Faytuks/status/1582034181365694464
    damn

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >launch hundred of shasneeds
    >a few ukie casualties
    >launch one russian sortie
    >dozens of russian casualties

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody kills Russians like Russians themselves.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way thats real. Its too perfect.
    Please someone post dashcam or more photos

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/Faytuks/status/1582036080819249153
    Kaboom

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's fine so long as he attributes everything to pilot error.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they people from that building lynched him when he landed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russian army would lynch 1000 civilians for 1 pilot's life saved.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it’s close to 100% certain the pilot did nothing to cause the crash (although most pilots would do their best to make sure a vehicle that’s going down doesn’t hit a bad target like… say… an apartment block lmao)
        Then again I shan’t fault anyone wishing for more dead vatniks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you reckon he was thinking right at that moment?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ejector seat crushed my spine, I can't feel or move my legs, how am I going to land like this?, Oh god they going to put me into another corroded airframe from the wealthy generals storage facility sent they? Oh well only 3billion more rubles until my loan for the Garmin satnav I use on military is paid off, oh wait, fuuuuuu

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finally I can have a smoke break

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that was a good cigarette

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >whoops

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not my problem

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fucking shit I can't believe the ejection seat actually worked.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everything would be fine if it wasn't so bad

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ukes can't kill the Russians if the Russians kill themselves first.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big brained take there. Victory through suicide is the gopnik way.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oops

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cant wait to see the boneyard mig-29's falling like stones

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how could this have happened?
      truly a mystery

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a russian jet with soviet era engines. its pretty predictable. many such cases

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typical takeoff or landing crash since he was in the pattern. Since he had time to eject it was most likely engine failure, possibly on takeoff when they're at max power.

      These things happen to any jet operator but gopnik maintenance is likely not well funded as it's a good place for discreet embezzlement.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vatniks engines are designed to last less than westerns, now imagine deficient maintenance.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Videos show a lot of secondaries which implies that he still had a full load, so my bet on takeoff.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Umm are airstrips usually pointed right at urban areas like that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I live next to what used to be an active Naval Air Station and the runway ran perpendicularly to a major highway. At some point in the 80s an A-7 crashed into an apartment

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Europe, yes. In the U.S. sometimes in dense urban areas but even in NYC JFK and LA Guardia are on the water. Chicago Midway though is surrounded by the city.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Often the problem (at least on the us) is that the airstrip starts out in the middle of nowhere then people build all around it like idiots (see oceana naval air station for an example) this is russia though so who knows

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Civilian ones, hell yes
        Military ones, hell no with exceptions

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most airplane failures happen on takeoff
      >point the landing strip right at a neighborhood

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russians have no care for human life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, the building that was hit is actually at "Кpacнaя 47".

      Dozens of civilians are dead my guess.

      Probably even more. The Su-34 was with full payload.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh antifabros what the FUCK zisters??

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The condoms starting to come off!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >
      The testicles are being emptied!

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that thread about them bringing Mig-29s out of storage

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everything Russia touch turn to ass

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol there was a bunch of people speculating that the recent deep Ukie plane losses were due to SAMs supported by AWACS

    So is that what the ukies did to bring this one down?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe a fresh coat of paint was not enough to restore aircrafts that have been in deep storage for 30 year.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe a fresh coat of paint was not enough to restore aircrafts that have been in deep storage for 30 year.

      cant wait to see the boneyard mig-29's falling like stones

      >cant wait to see the boneyard mig-29's falling like stones
      I came here to say this.

      We're going to see a lot of this. Or we'll hear about it and nobody will be allowed to see anything.

      Doesn't look real to me
      Fireball and parachute too perfect

      >Doesn't look real to me
      >Fireball and parachute too perfect
      Obviously you know it is now but looking at that image, I can see how you'd think not. It's just so perfectly composited.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm seeing people say it was an SU-34 but like
    That's too good to be true, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was actually an SU-57

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see only 1 parachute, possible it's out of frame, so could be a Mig-29, SU-25, SU-30, SU-27 or SU-35

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most probably a Mig 29. Since they are now pulling them out of the scrapyard.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to believe it killed even more russians by denying air support to some desperate vatniks on frontlines.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who build their airstrips a few meters away from civilian apartment buildings?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why have the run way aim right at the fucking residential areas?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The facility was likely built first. Many traffic patterns overlap civilian areas all over the world as it's often impractical to isolate airports and bases.

        Crashes happen. We (the royal we) don't care about car crashes and aircraft death tolls are trivial, just the cost of civilization. Everyone dies anyway and a few lives getting shortened is of little real consequence but fewer Russians make PrepHole a better place.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know this image really sums up the entire war for Russia

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Official MoD statement: While ascending to perform a training flight from the military airfield of the Southern Military District, a Su-34 aircraft crashed - the Russian Defense Ministry. The cause of the crash was the ignition of one of the engines during takeoff.
    >According to eyewitnesses, the pilots of the plane managed to eject. They are alive, landed at the 7th school area. Now the on-board ammunition is exploding at the scene of the accident.

    >training mission
    >fully loaded with real explosives
    hmmmmmmm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source on that? Hilarious if true

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a failed sortie masquerading as a failed training mission

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Probably a failed sortie masquerading as a failed training mission

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/g3Y1fHw.jpg

      no gay logo

      >su-34
      so uuuuhhhhhhhhhh where's the second chute?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monke was needed in the wreckage, poo bear had to survive

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        https://i.imgur.com/LJD13Jz.png

        Actually they're both said to have survived, just only one was spotlighted so brilliantly by the fire.

        What do you reckon he was thinking right at that moment?

        >What do you reckon he was thinking right at that moment?
        That they're going to be reassigned to a mobilized battalion and how to get a new aircraft and defect.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHER

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normally, that would be believable. This being Russia, however, I can't help but be a tad skeptical.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's not believable is they're doing a training flight. At all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are Russian Ministry of Civilian Infrastructure Destruction at this point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they lying about it being a training mission
      Is sending jets out restricted under special military operation rules or what

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid. How do you train for war if you're not dressed for war?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess "train like you fight" got a bit too real, huh?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon... the Kursk disaster was actually a planned military exercise where the Kursk was going to launch real torpedoes at a real fully staffed warship - they were just planning on "missing"

        The Russian military command has profound mental retardation.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russians lie about everything, even when there's no reason to do so.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >training mission
      >fully loaded with real explosives
      Spanish pilots in Estonia were also doing a training flight when they accidentally launched one of their missiles and lost it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also the plume could just be jet fuel. We’d need a better video to tell if it’s some kind of delayed or sustained explosion after the impact

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you don't maintain your airframes properly, they're old, and your pilots don't have appropriate flight hours, things like this become more common.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It happens sometimes in training
    Pilot shouldn't have steered into the apartment though.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't they had to resort to inexperienced pilots. There was that video of the Su-25 crash on Spetember 11th.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did, even back in summer if you believe ukies reports. Now those rookies also receive older planes.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it like a 3rd crash in last few days? What the fuck are they doing.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And they want their jet to hold nuclear weapon ?

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ukronazi propaganda.
    No plane crashed
    Russia doesn't need gay chud spare parts for its planes
    Z

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Soviet planes do not crash!

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SU-34
    what a joke of a country

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Russian pilot kills more civilians in a single day then shahed has in a week

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hahhaha so thats why they cope spammed their sandmoron ddrones

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another oinkrainian propaganda thread, even if the plane hit the apartment building there's no need to panic.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suicide drones, now suicide planes. Problem is, they're not making it across the border.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, Russia is a huge country, y'know?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suicide country leaders soon.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably where his ex wife's boyfriend lives

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is when its being piloted by a Russia, who are inherently drunk.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it normal for a military jet to do something like this?

    you tell me

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviation_accidents_and_incidents_in_the_war_in_Afghanistan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but that's trash tier USA. Russia is far better at military stuff, no ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait until you see the aeroflot list
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_accidents_and_incidents

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but thats nothing. Think of those accients where the pilot let his child son operate the plane lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that one is included in those lists
          there are far stupidest ones in there, like where the pilot and co-pilot bet they could land the plane blind, covered the cockpit windows with curtains, and killed everyone onboard.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            well, in their defense, they never saw it coming

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Get out of the plane, Carlosovich

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviation_accidents_and_incidents_in_the_war_in_Afghanistan
      Kind of impressive how often the crew members survive. Still shouldn't be happening in the first place though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much everyone gets a few crashes a year, especially with helicopters. It is not normal, however, to level a residential structure when you go down.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus, this is just fucking embarrassing. Please, surrender to russia before they make even more of a fool of themselves.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a ukrainian plane and building*~~)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      careful with your wishes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soon to be
      correctomundo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes i confirm*~~) 100% true*~~*~~ building and occupant magically turn into hohol before impact he get military award

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the Kuban is rightful ukroclay
      damn right

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    clearly just gas leak

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, so THIS is what all the drone posting has been trying to cover.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You Russians killed a lot of Russians. The Russians were very evil...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I completely understand why they did it

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any vatnik cope for this yet?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have Boeing or Airbus stick vibration warnings PULL UP PULL UP or STALL WARNING

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One apartment complex is nothing when compared to the dozens of hohol walking paths that have been destroyed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gesture of goodwill

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Russians feel so much regret over the bombing of Ukrainian apartment buildings they blow up one of their own to apologize
    Behold the empathy of the Russian bear!

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah so this is why the cumchuggers spammed drone threads

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be a fan of slav planes
    >everyday watch them get swatted by MANPADS and crash into buildings and uselessly fire rockets into the sky
    Is this what it feels like to outlive your purpose?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything fades with age, I guess they are going the way they were meant to. If you believe things have a soul and purpose at least they die flying and not rotting in bone yards.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are fates worse than death anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll get raped to death for this, but swept forward wings are ugly as hell.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I'm glad that not all planes are like that, but it's neat that one plane is like that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes
          *rapes you*

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wish you wouldn't.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hold still

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >*unzips dick

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Su-34 entered service a year before the F-35.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Su-34's first flight: 13 April 1990
      >F-35's first flight: 15 December 2006

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >entered service
        >first flight
        Learn to read retard. The Su-34 first flight was 13 April 1990. The Su-34 entered service with the Russian Air Force on 20 March 2014. F-35 first flight was 15 December 2006. The F-35 first entered service with the USMC on 31 July 2015.

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    proof that this is a nothingburger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AN-2
      >ejected
      what fucking forum is this so i can have a good laugh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vatnik calling to ban people for talking about it
      No panic? Also why is a decommissioned plane armed with munitions?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to believe this is real but it's a bit too on the nose, even for them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no panic. Why worry?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The An-2 is a literally uncrashable airplane, and you can't eject out of it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russians are breaking laws of physics and design then

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >According to the operating handbook, the An-2 has no stall speed. A note from the pilot's handbook reads: "If the engine quits in instrument conditions or at night, the pilot should pull the control column full aft and keep the wings level. The leading-edge slats will snap out at about 64 km/h (40 mph) and when the airplane slows to a forward speed of about 40 km/h (25 mph), the airplane will sink at about a parachute descent rate until the aircraft hits the ground."
          So if it crashed, it must have literally fallen apart. Which now that I think about, it's Russia, so why not?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did the commieblock return to the airstrip under its own power too?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There are no victims in the house, everyone was at work, working for the good of the motherland.
      Kek, the victims would be ukrainians anyway

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do we have a localized time of the collapse?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their TZ is UTC+3, so ~18:00

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't a real post from a real place

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a real post from 2ch, actually

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >An-2
      >"No comrade we simply crashed a WW2 era plane loaded with high explosives into a residential building, is fine"
      What kind of cope is this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all onlookers and crests - in the ban!
      What does this even mean, that the civilians on the street deserve to be punished for witnessing Russia's fuckup?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shitpost on 2ch /po/ board.
        It says all onlookers and hohols banned, implying ban on 2ch board.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he will continue to crush crests
      He's been doing a wonderful job so far. Keep up the good work!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is clearly a self-deprecating sarcastic post mocking mainstream narratives.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://t.me/breakingmash/39156
    >take off
    >instantly catch on fire
    >crash
    >de-nazify commie block
    such is life in gulagostan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that first flash the pilot ejecting? it didnt hit powerlines or something did it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the moment the engine flared out.

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bane?

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merely a feint, dumb holhols. That plane was to be scrapped, and the building up for demolition.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    russia is such a fucking shithole, yikes

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the pilot smoking?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      https://t.me/breakingmash/39156
      >take off
      >instantly catch on fire
      >crash
      >de-nazify commie block
      such is life in gulagostan

      he might have

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he was drinking vodka, unfortunately the pilot let the bottle slip and the drink seeped out of the cockpit due to poorly maintained seals and hit the engine thus causing a flameout

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We dont need them dirty western spare parts!

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nobody believed the account anyways, we were laughing at the ridiculous cope.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    POV from someone in an adjacent block
    https://streamable.com/vrsxd7

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bombed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why won't these stupid whores shut the fuck up and let me enjoy the explosions

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        subhuman morons who don't deserve to live finally coming to the realization that they will have to reap what they sow. it's as pathetic as it is annoying, can't wait till Ukies cut their throats open on camera.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone speak blyatnik? What are they saying?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he cute

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        explosions
        black smoke
        i never seen such fire in my life
        something
        i don't care to listen to children cry and scream

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        basically really scared and confused about secondary explosions and black smoke and then saying its yeysk, krasnodar krai, 3rd district in the end

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No.
        >Not again.
        >Why can't we ever win.
        >Fucking hell.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not again.
          distorted_pepe_laugh.jpg

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone speak blyatnik? What are they saying?

          "bang bang bang"
          "ive never seen anything like this in my life"
          "sasha call grandma"
          "bang bang bang"
          "look at this big fire"
          "why is this happening, this is a neighborhood"
          thats about the gist of it
          the strangest part is she says this is always happening, maybe she means violence in the neighborhood or something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone needs to slap that autistic retard crying in the background.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting your phone out and filming instead of calming your child
      Hood shit is the same all over the world, huh?

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Do you have the reading comprehension of a 3 year old?

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice but surely this can’t be the reason for today’s vatnik chimp out? Or am I too spoiled already?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah this happened in the evening over there, they've been shitposting all day because ukraine's got a media blackout on kherson ops. and they know once that is lifted there will be more vatgaping for our viewing pleasure. they gotta get their knocks in somehow in the meantime.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the 30 shitheed spam threads today vs this thread sums up the war perfectly
      vatnigs spend millions of rounds to bomb entire empty fields and thousands of missiles destroying civilian houses and infrastructure and Ukraine only needs a couple well placed hits to collapse entire fronts

      subhuman quantity can't compete with quality

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like to think the reason Russia bomb cities is because all the strategic objectives are protected enough we would keep commenting on how few of their missiles go through if they tried.
        Also they have likely bombing dozens of fake Himars and wood truck by now.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to defeat russia
    Step 1: declare war
    Step 2: wait for russia to destroy itself

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The false flags are getting out of control

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no false flag
      russian MoD already confirmed its an accident

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a psyop that's a part of the false flag. YOU HAVE NO IDEA how deep the rabbit hole goes

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TAKE THIS HOHO-ACK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spontaneous combustion
      HATO trannies did this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        curse the nazi nato necromancers and their black magic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BANZAAAAI

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this video is like 3 hours into the future

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        security cams always have the wrong time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone run and tell them to not step into the jet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expecting a 10$ dollar security cam bought by russians to automatically update the time every year

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3
        it's actually more like 5

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow he literally larped as a shashed drone loooool

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        top jej

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      RETARD
      RETARD
      RETARD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, was the flash the ejection seat or the engine exploding? Because the plane was already flying down into the building.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two flashes from the rocket election seats. It looks like it lost power and they bailed right before it hit the ground.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        either ejection seats or hitting high tension lines before the building

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10/16 was an inside job

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of that tragedy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember that day well. I was walking through piles of empty vodka bottles and guts on the streets of moscow looking for my banan. Turns out it was in Kiev

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Were those flashes before he hit him hitting the fucking power lines?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there some heavy wind going to blow the smoke that way?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ALLAHU AKBAR!!!! ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tough to be a pilot when choosing which residential buildings residents you will burn alive...

      morale must be pretty low for them to bail out and not to try to crash between buildings to minimize casualties...

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing as though lately it happens all the time.
    >yes.

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am not an air force expert
    Is it normal to have your military air strip pointing directly towards and only a short distance away from a town

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you hate apartment buildings as much as the Russian military does then it makes perfect sense.

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be Russian
    >economy in shit thanks to 3 day special operation
    >barely got rubles to pay bills and feed your beautiful wife and child
    >Putin wants to mobilize you for the "strategic regrouping"
    >check plane tickets out of Russia
    >$8000 in rubles
    >haven't made that much money in your entire life
    >go check for gnomish ancestry to avoid mobilization
    >none
    >have Ivan break your leg on the apartment building stairs
    >can't work now but have some savings
    >"at least I'm safe for another couple of months"
    >your country's own shitcan of a military plane crashes straight into your home
    >roasted to death

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, it's the two things they love most!
    >Burning to death.
    >Having the government blow up their apartment building.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One week hear about Russia dragging out mothballed MiG-29s

    >Next week there are military jets crashing into apartment buildings
    Wonder if there's any connection

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha look at those roasting piggies! hohols are screaming right now in tears after getting z'd

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    explosions are cool

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they are just training kamikaze pilots. After the success with the drones, the Russians may have decided to use the rest of their planes in suicide attacks against apartment buildings.

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This war mas made me lol at civilians being killed just because they're Russians. I thought I valued all human life equally. Turns out I don't. Crash more please.

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [Big Shot]!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ya know, with

      https://i.imgur.com/WmrTqQ6.png

      COME ON IVAN IT'S TIME TO DO THE MARIO

      , I can't help but see it
      holy fucking shit

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems to be a pilot of that SU-34.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't look like him

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why aren't they kicking him in the head?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they aren't sure if he's defenseless yet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He might be knocked to the floor, but he's still a russian. If they kick him in the head he might notice they wear boots and try to steal them with his teeth.

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mission into ukraine
      >dont feel like it, i want to play cs 1.6 or heroes 3
      >pretend to have malfunction
      >eject
      >plane slams into residential bulding
      >shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeet [translated from russian]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lPvymGx.png

      Is it normal for a military jet to do something like this?

      If this is found to be pilot error and not mechanical failure, will he be executed?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doubtful.
        >is of ok comrade
        >here have Nagant revolver da now join infantry

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Assignment to a penal unit is more-or-less execution. Especially right now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might get disappeared
        Didn't those "not russians" that downed the airliner all those years ago in Ukraine get terminated, permanently?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CRASH YOUR PLANE INTO APARTMENT BLOCKS, MY HECKIN CHILDORINOS ARE GONNA BURN TO DEATH!
      >Oh boy, that sure was a lot of fun, I should try a loop-de-loop next time!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the birth of a brand new template. Well done.

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one stopping when they see explosion, just an average day in russia

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember the meteorite video?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      takes me back to watch russian car crash videos

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    top yeysk

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Staged. Jet fuel can't melt commieblock concrete

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zisters...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I see that fucking cat one more time

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If your that guy with the parachute. Do you live through this or did he just get cooked alive by the heatwave?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes fine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fly fast, funny fulcrum.

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe NATO would force Russia to do this!

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    black box recording!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's cockpit recording you retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And not from a Soviet military jet, lol.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And not from a Soviet military jet, lol.

        everybody on PrepHole would have loved my joke... I guess it doesn't work with gun autists.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          was that supposed to be crashing the plane with no survivors joke?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah, it's just a famous japanese crash (you can hear the pilot say "this is it").. it's a classic in the plane crash threads

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Once every blue moon PrepHole shits out a good thread that isn't True Detective, Sopranos or The Thing related. One of those is a Seconds Before Disaster thread

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even the Russian version of 9/11 is low budget and moron-rigged. I bet the pilot wasn't even Muslim.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, he was Shia instead of Sunni.

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I suppose he got hit an-
    >in Yeysk, Russia
    >In Russia
    Ah...well at least the guy seems alive, wonder what he's thinking seeing the explosion

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This definitely killed more people than all those terror bombs in Kyiv last week

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The rammer of Yeysk I MUST RAAAAAAAAM

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BLYAAAAT

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whoop
    >whoop
    >whoop
    >whoop
    >Pull up!
    >whoop
    >whoop
    >whoop

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pulling on the stick gave him flashbacks from basic training.

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that guy really going to get reassigned to the front? I mean Russians are retarded but surely his commander will realize that even though this guy's a shitty pilot there's no one better than him waiting to take his place, so it's best to give him another rusted out Mig and hope he can fenagle it into Ukrainian airspace. Can't the Russians write this horrible mechanical failure off as a once-in-a-lifetime weather issue on what is obviously a clear day?

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're all flying home now.

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOOP WOOP
    THATS THE SOUND OF THE TERRAIN
    WOOP WOOP
    THATS THE SOUND OF THE PAIN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      RETARD
      RETARD

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do things keep getting worse for them? It's like a loony toons cartoon.

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it happens

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happenes before in the former East Germany and an An-124 crashed an aparment building in Russia in '97. Shit could happen..

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're a species that is very good at burning to death due to their own stupidity, aren't they?

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stupid hohol propaganda, building was base of ukrop saboteur nazis with chemical weapon bidens being in development and plane was big ruse no plane, only drone - Pilot riding it between his legs for theater.

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in the pipe, five-by-fi-ACK

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Be russian pilote
    >Fresh out of the academy
    >Flying first non training flight
    >Sense of disbelief is overwhelming me - I actually did it!
    >I DID IT
    >I COMPLETED FIGHTER SCHOOL
    >After overcoming so many obstacles I finally achieved my dream
    >Enduring 10 years of childhood abuse from my uncle, my dad, my brother, my teacher, my dentist, my childhood abuse therapist and the entire 180 man officer corps
    >Overcoming foetal alcohol syndrome, dealing with HIV, learning to hide my alcoholism
    >Completing almost impossible academic courses and attaining the peak of russian education
    >Spelling, Counting to 10, learning how to open the cockpit, mastering the anal relaxation techniques... I mastered it all
    >Exhilaration floods my body
    >I'm a pilot
    >Even better - I'm a fucking fighter pilot!
    >Tears of joy stream down my face
    >IM A FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT OF THE RUSSIAN AIR FORCE!
    >... Of the Russian air force
    >Russian...
    >Sheer horror washes over me
    >Mfw I remember that I still live in russian
    >Mfw I'm still a vatnik
    >Shove the steering stick with all the force my AIDS ravaged arm muscles can muster
    >Aim for the biggest building on the ground
    >The people in that building are Russians like me - might as well help a few fellow sufferers escape with me
    >Ground approaches like an angel of mercy
    >Control panel lights up like a Christmas tree
    >Automatic ejection system malfunctions as the piston below the seat punctures the seat upholstering and thrusts a 2 inch hydraulic actuator up my ass
    >I smile moments before impact
    >It could have been worse
    >I could have been as big of a moron gay as OP

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video of the pilot:

    >"They shot you down, yeah?"
    >"Nyet"

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 2 deaths according to official reports
    expect 20 by tomorrow(real number 200)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong pic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so, we can expect maybe 2 ambulances.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        From the look of these there are around 30 apartaments/flat and there's maybe 3/4 flats
        let's assume there's 3 people living in every apartament, that gives at least 270 people living there
        also it's evening so most people were home already
        t. commieblock expert

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >psychologists are coming
        >"When the jet fuel splashed over your body and burst into flames, how did you feel?"
        >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAGggHHHHHHHhhhH"
        >"Interesting."

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hurr garden gnomemerica is so cucked they send social workers and psychologists to do the job of police and EMS
        >go suck some hohol cock
        >russia does the same
        .........

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I think I've seen anything, this war just keeps on giving. Is this the war for control of the clown dimension or something?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anything
      everything*

      I should stop trying to sneak in last second 1-2 word edits and just recompose my messages altogether instead.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russians claim foul play and are launching a criminal investigation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course they are. what else are they going to do, admit their stock pile of museum pieces is unfit for service?

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, rip

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot the link: https://files.catbox.moe/x2y0tg.MP4

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot the link: https://files.catbox.moe/x2y0tg.MP4

      is that a part of the wing hanging off the wall???

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