Is it a good idea to move into a car or van right before WW3 biblical zombie apocalypse? I don't feel safe staying in the cities.
Is it a good idea to move into a car or van right before WW3 biblical zombie apocalypse?
Is it a good idea to move into a car or van right before WW3 biblical zombie apocalypse? I don't feel safe staying in the cities.
Radiation will contaminate all the fish and squirrels, and you'll have jack shit to eat while mobile. And you have no room in your van for a min 6 month fallout. Good job retard
this isnt true. squirrels are immune to radiation
He's got a better chance than you do, no vanner.
>t. a guy in a van
it's a good idea to practice surviving outside your zog dome. of course you will die for Israel so why bother
It's a good idea not to be in the city, but I don't see the value of being in a vehicle. If there's a serious apocalypse you'll be out of gas pretty quick, wherever you have it is where it's gonna stay. If you've got the money for that, buy some dump in an abandoned small town and keep it as a backup residence with supplies.
Black diesel ftw!
Does SHE come with the van?
>move into a car
>staying in the cities
Golly. I wonder if there's anything in between!
Such a dumb meme vehicles break down all the time, the fuck you going to do when that happens, camp out in it as it’s being towed and they’re working on it?
this, trailer that attaches to vehicle is more sound for moving your home
It's nice to have loving parents that can pull you out of a rough patch.
I can see why your kind would want this removed.
Vehicle stuff is easy to fix yourself.
It's only when a major component to a vehicle fails that a person is required to go to a mechanic.
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Back off, I saw her first.
not one of these van bitches could survive if it weren't for simps propping up their escapist lifestyle
https://cataclysmdda.org/
This game should answer your question.
>WW3 biblical zombie apocalypse
What are you going to do when this never happens retard?
If any of his answers are things like "raid a gun store" or "sack the mall" he's already dead.
Are you vaxxed by any chance?
No, you fucking retard. Now answer the question.
Ill keep soldiering fag, keep seperate from you civilization dwellers. You all laughed at me but ill be the one who survives, the one who had the courage to do what you fear.
Will you follow god into the wilderness or enjoy devil pussy in your game room?
>doesn't answer the question
What will you do when nothing happens? Will you eat all the ammunition you stocked up on when a loaf of bread is $100?
I lived out of my ute for a while and it was very freeing. Went to some really cool places a long way from home, met some wanderers and rouges who all had a story to tell and lived hard lives. If you have unlimited money it would be great but for me the money ran out and needed to go back home to my grandmas spare room and have the entire family call me a bludger and a peice of shit. I could literally feel the weight be placed back on my shoulders by returning home.
nigga you in Australia.. go gold prospecting in the bush! Fuck, I wish it was legal here!
I have lived in the bush and gone gold prospecting, fishing and magic mushroom foraging for around 6 months each. I have gone camping since I was a child and have no problem being alone in the bush for long periods.
so why you complain about money when you can literally find nuggets on the ground in the bush with a basic metal detector. Australia Gold Hunting show has homosexuals walkin around picking up couple of grand per day in the right locations
That is fake gold, Australians are natural conmen who are making money from you viewing their content. They buy all that gold from the internet.
>call me a bludger and a peice of shit
we are all NEET friends here anon
we will never judge
Sailboats don't need fuel, no rads a few miles offshore, solar for power. water makers convert salt to fresh. catch some fishes. simple as
Imagine the fucking smell. Ooh lord the pussy stank
>the pussy stank
I live for that
I thought I was the only one. Cheers bro
she gonna get raped and murdered by urban youths. not necessarily in that order.
>Is it a good idea to move (out of) the cities(?)
You are as retarded as that guy on Reddit asking why his dog doesn't trust him anymore because the owner takes it up the ass
It is too early for the collapse anon. I know it breaks your delusion, but it is what it is.
Biden will get his second term, current slop will continue to roll.
Industry will continue to emphasise automation over human labor.
Financial crisis will continue for at least 2 more years and inflation will remain.
This planet is already doomed. See "Note 1" here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/u2c2o1/revelation_812_time_is_50_faster_now/
Synopsis:
The Second Coming of Jesus will occur on Earth. First of all, the planet that we're currently on is Bozrah, not Earth (Bozrah is basically a replica version of Earth). Secondly, people who have lived here their entire lives need to realize that this planet was never Earth, and it never will be. It's an impostor planet.
>replica
>not your planet
pick one, homosexual! if it's replica then it's our planet, if it's not then it's their planet, you fucking israelite!
Yeah move into a car right before an energy crisis.
This is my plan. Can go anywhere and doesn't require gas. Plus it's comfy as hell.
Hard to get food though unless you like fish everyday.
But not impossible to survive. Plus you can visit lots of places that are unaffected
That's true you got a desalination box too? Fresh water is going to become expensive and possible rare in some areas
Any boat that size and that expensive will have a desalinator. I've made a few sailing/boat threads on here and they are funny as hell because anons always evolve them into taking over an island and starting a new based civilization kek
heres some problems with van living unless youre like ultra rich and can afford one of those fucking vans with a full shower stove and microwave and fridge and freezer
case in point: where the fuck r u gonna store ur food
r u gonna eat fuckin mres every day or r u gonna haul ur entire fucking house over to the nearest grocery store every time u need fish
now that you have your fish, where the fuck r u gonna store it. u dont have a fridge, or the fucking wattage to power a fridge
so you're now fucking reliant on grocery stores every time you need a fucking meal
ok so you got a fridge and you stored your fish, where the fuck r u gonna cook it
u gonna set up a fucking campfire out back with a pot? where r u gonna store ur fucking pots and pans and shit
so here's what ur gonna do, ur gonna get fucking hungry and ur gonna eat fucking goyslop
prepackaged food, mcdonalds, etc
ok so lets say youre in your van and you blow a fucking tire or something. you run into a tree, some jackass rear ends you, you gotta go to a mechanic
they're gonna take your entire fucking house for 2 weeks while they fix it
where the fuck r u gonna stay, just fucking deal with having a derelict? can't fucking move so you can go restock shit?
when you do van life you become reliant on services to do what you can no longer do
oh and if you want an anecdotal warning: people steal cars. so you better be on your fucking guard in case someone stumbles on your home and jacks it. that's happened to my family before on a fishing trip with their camper.
>he doesnt have a basic 12v solar setup to run a small dometic fridge/freezer
holy shit you americant's are dumb
"van life" is run by freemasons and their elite children, they glorify pod living, they sell it as an adventure, but all it is is driving around looking for a public shower.
Are you going to tow a tanker full of gasoline or diesel to refuel?
You'll run out of gas on a highway and all you'll have is a shitty tin shack on wheels for shelter. Better off bugging in.
>anything watercooled
>anything with oil
landlocked? bicycle.
coastal? sailboat.
anything else is retarded reddit wet fart dream
learn diy and how to fix your shit and you'll be okay. That means fuck quirky tech unless radio, UHF/VHF stuff
Move out to the countryside or at least a place where no naggers live.
Stock up on canned goods.
Fortify your place.
Get weapons.
Oh and make sure to have a concrete surrounded basement
So you'll feel safe parked out in the middle of nowhere in a van?
That's horror movie shit lol
Only if you have easy access to a river. Because you’ll be living in a van down by the river, I’m a motivational speaker.
Sure, what could go wrong?
Any nagger with a crowbar can breach your side door in under five seconds. Even if you manage to blast him with buckshot before he gets you your side door is now fucked and wont close and because you're some office fag with thin delicate hands and no practical skills you won't be able to fix it and because the collapse happened there is no more mechanic or body man to fix it for you. Now what? are you going to be able to ignore the door open chime going off forever like some nagger? ARE YOU FUCKING nagger ANON???
oh I almost forgot lifeboat supremacy
>"Participants want to establish a caliphate - like the Islamic State"
why dont they go back to the islamic caliphate they come from? why changed the country to went to into the shithole they escaped?