Is he still alive bros?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he choked on that tiny russian dick he was fellating
    rip gaygovich

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice hiss

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice gusset.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being such a pathetic little worm that you make false flag posts like this, unironically have a nice day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      get cancer gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being such a pathetic little worm that you make false flag posts like this, unironically have a nice day.

      Is he trying to be a Russian, or a Ukrainian supporter?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kindly have a nice day.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Chinese finally got to him

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If vatniks killed him I'll donate $10,000 to Ukraine incl ammo and some spare guns idgf this autist is a national treasure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stop glowing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why can't ukrainesisters spend a couple minutes per day caring about their own country instead of sucking the wiener and licking the balls of ukraine? for frick's sake

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because we already live in a great c**t. All we can do is frick with the c**ts we hate with our massive amount of disposable income

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Assuming I'm doing this just for Ukraine and not because I hate russians and want them all genocided

        The entire world's standards of living have always increased when russian power and influence decrease. Killing russians makes the entire world better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Have you considered that it might be a bad faith posts to make you hate "ukrainesisters" even more than you already do?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That would require more than two neurons to connect.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That would require more than two neurons to connect.

          >vatnigs falseflag to pin it on Ukraine
          >even complain about alleged Ukraine shilling
          >mods agree and ban them
          >suddenly not more gay shit everywhere
          >suddenly no more Russia shilling
          >board is decent again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >thinks encouraging the slaughter of more russians isn't helping literally our entire species

        don't know what to tell you bud

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever not thought about wieners for more than 10 seconds a day anon?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i heard his wife died, from youtube comments
    not sure how true it is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I heard he lives with his mother, to take care of her or something. Maybe that's it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >to take care of her
        He gave her the Chinese ration, didn't he?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Manchurian expiration date

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            think of my sides man

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Manchurian expiration date

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's not married, to my knowledge.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wrong steve

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. /k/ Steve killed PrepHole Steve's wife.
        This is why our Steve has not posted in a while, Crazy Neighbour is hunting him down, he's on the run.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He posts regularly on PrepHole. He has an onlyfans where he makes burp fetish content

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was in that thread. I don’t know if it was actually Steve or just someone who had access to his room/backdrop

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Was in that thread.
        Link?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, he has one of those "will never die in war" faces

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Hero face.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was replying to comments on that vid a couple weeks ago. He's alright. There's some schizo in his comment sections that makes up an elaborate story that he died and how he did under every comment lol it's pretty funny

    • 1 year ago
      BigC

      Sounds like the same dude must be following me around on here

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you are a schizo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dog fricker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think in your case people are laughing at you because you're a lulzcow.

        • 1 year ago
          BigC

          Always being right tends to bring out the (You)s

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His wife died so he cares for his mother by feeding her chinese rations and funds this by making only fans fart fetish videos and shilling it on /bis/ all while supporting Russia but donating excess earnings to Ukraine.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The supply of old MREs was never infinite. He had to run out of material eventually. I hope Steve is well and happy and maybe one day will find some other interesting topic to review for us.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's always new stuff coming out, though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not as fast as people think.
        >2-3 years of MRE menu development vs the ten minutes it requires to record yourself eating and reviewing it

        He's gonna have to expand his horizons to maybe civilian MREs, survival kits, those astronaut food kits they give to the International Space Station, etc.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lets ask Elon to send Steve to space so he can review ALL the space food, from 1961 to 2023. Then he may come back. That would be absolutely decadent.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the ten minutes it requires to record yourself eating and reviewing it

          His videos are pretty long and often heavily edited. I have no doubt that it takes him at least a day or two to complete a video.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >those astronaut food kits they give to the International Space Station
          That would've been cool actually.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I got two newest gen Swedish Army rations from a friend and tried gifting them to Steve, but I couldn't get ahold of him.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only things we actually know about Steve are that he works as a landscaper, he drives a white pickup, he's very tall and very nice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he's very tall
      He' only about 6'1 or 6'2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's considered very tall in America.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought American White devils averaged about 5'11 or 6'

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Caucasian-American males average 5'10"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            from my purely anecdotal experience it's about 6, 6'1"

            lower statistics probably include all those mexicans who claim to be white

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If only you knew how Nice things really are

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice wife

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't have a wedding ring. We can still be together.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice gusset

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Big Trouble In Little China shirt
        Absolutely based.
        PS. Frick Russian false flaggers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Good that he found a gf about his own age.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Earl Hickey?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For such an autist Steve comes off as a complete Chad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is he really autistic? I kinda garnered that with his sperg like edits in some of his videos kek

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've heard him gushing about the taste of a ration whilst holding his tray reverently like a medieval king clutching a piece of Christ's crucifix. Honestly i don't think ive seen happiness on that level outside of a reunited dog, the dude is pretty out there. I mean we're talking about stale food as a life's passion here

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, if you truly enjoy something, it just kinda becomes like that, like recently I realized I really do enjoy building and painting miniatures in my spare time, it’s just peaceful listening to music or something and building up a blackpowder handgonner line or knights etc

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's one of the most moronic things I've ever read. Do you actually believe you have to be autistic to be passionate about something that isn't mainstream?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's some anon's gf IIRC
        Dude met Steve and wanted to take a photo with him

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          well it's Steve's GF now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How does a landscaper afford all of these museum displayer-worthy rations, which he then eats?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Landscaping can be fairly profitable, especially if you're good looking, so the milves will tip more. I wonder, though, if some former Marine or Army type ever paid him in MREs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Went to high school with a guy who barely graduated. Mows lawns making like 110k working 60 hour weeks during the season. Then drinks beers and fricks bawds the other 4 months of the year.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I am not good looking, but it is fairly profitable.

          Went to high school with a guy who barely graduated. Mows lawns making like 110k working 60 hour weeks during the season. Then drinks beers and fricks bawds the other 4 months of the year.

          Does he do anything in the off season? I will plow roads and driveways when it snows, easily clear 700 a day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't ever had a "real" job in my life and I'm posting this comment from a computer setup I built for $2000, including monitor, keyboard, speakers and mouse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        People send them to him because they love his content and are just as obsessed with MREs as he is. Plus I've heard that he apparently has connections to MRE historians and they'll hit him up whenever they have stuff to spare (like what happened with the confederate MRE video)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He has a beretta 92 as well iirc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I got his name from somewhere, forget where, and looked it up on a voter records website. I remember the result saying he was a registered Republican living in the Orlando area and he had two older family members living with him. Parents, I assume. Probably outdated. Saw their property on Google Maps. Pretty wooded area with a long driveway leading to the house.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I got his name
        Let me guess, it's Steve?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably a limited supply of mres left.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that even if new (as in never seen yet on his channel) MREs are sent to him, he won't trial them unless he has 2 of them. Some of them are probably scarcer than civil war hardtack, at least in an "we can at least attempt to see if it is edible" format.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Russo Ukraine gays ruin another thread on /k/. I don't give a frick about your war, ill donate cum into your female refugees.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I found Steve's favorite biscuits.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. On a side note, I wonder how he'd do as a mortician...
      >Allright, let's get that guy onto a slab
      >cuts open a fatso who spent a week in the sweltering Florida sun
      >Nice Hiss!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i hope hes ok. love that guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I saw him online FB a few weeks ago. He's working on a WW2 Japanese ration at the moment.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WW2 Japanese ration
      arnie bragg?? again?!?!

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is just more proof of how astro-turfed all this Ukraine Support is. I have never seen anybody ever say a bad word about steve or shit up a thread about him because of some gay fricking country. You creatures have really exceled at ruining a once great board.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 100% sure this is /misc/Black folk false flagging in this ITT.
      Can't you russian Black folk leave anything alone? Must you pollute everything?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        /misc/ Black folk don't care about muh ukraine and russia. these are nafo trannies and other assorted shills ruining the board.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Go leave you false flagging c**t. Why do you to pollute everything?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            oh sorry agent ma'am i didn't realize this was your board alone. here's a word of advice that i hope you apply to your life. have a nice day. fricking homosexual.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't take much to get you to out yourself, did it?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                keep deflecting. i'll say it agian. /misc/ does not care much about this conflict. your /misc/ boogieman does not exist on this board.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently you care enough to false flag about it, and then make a thousand posts about how much you don't care.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you don't even know what false flag means. you're shitting up the thread far more than i am. it's always the ukraine shills shitting up every thread the worst.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                /misc/ Black folk don't care about muh ukraine and russia. these are nafo trannies and other assorted shills ruining the board.

                >/misc/ doesn't come to /k/ to shit the place up
                Ok.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why even bother typing out this complete bullshit? There's 2 generals dedicated to this war on /misc/ then every other thread is still dedicated to the war. nafo trannies are literally the boogeymen of /chug/s after they tried raiding some gay discord

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >nafo trannies are literally the boogeymen of /chug/s after they tried raiding some gay discord
            I don't know why but i instantly thought of the Blue Oyster Bar scene in Police Academy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm 100% sure this is /misc/Black folk false flagging in this ITT.
        >Can't you russian Black folk leave anything alone? Must you pollute everything?
        More pro Ukraine posters post on /misc/ than every blue board combined you moron. Shut the frick up you leftist crying homosexual.
        Steve MRE has nothing to do with this war but since hes popular there too you cry about muh pol.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he's right, you homosexuals manage to pollute every single fricking thread with your /leftypol/ bullshit.
          >leftist crying homosexual
          not him, but either you're an actual npc that can't conceive things unless you separate them into muh left muh right or a bad faith moron that's trying to destroy the board on purpose
          >in any case, go frick yourself
          >verification not required

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >not him, but either you're an actual npc that can't conceive things unless you separate them into muh left muh right
            Where does calling someone out for being one make you a red team blue team npc?
            >bad faith moron that's trying to destroy the board on purpose
            Yeah like the dark brandon homosexuals pushing Biden is based on a gun board.
            No go frick yourself

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >where does calling someone out for being one make you a red team blue team npc
              from what exactly did you discern he's a lefty?
              reread my argument and try again
              >muh brandon muh biden
              who gives a shit, you're the one pushing biden in a blessed steve thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you realize Steve is fighting in Ukraine right now... right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        keeping those ukrainian lawns nice and sharp while building a stockpile of surplus that would make government warehouses blush. steve is drowning in that laundered ukraine aid money, women, and all sorts of mres from both sides. in short, he's having a very nice time. i heard a dud artillery shell landed next to him once and that madlad whipped out his mess kit and put that shell on a tray. he cracked that thing open and what does he find? botulism. botulism everywhere. some ruskie lad replaced the filler with borscht and thought no one would notice. well our boy steve noticed it real good. steve is a real trooper over there

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          is this some sort of pro-russian pro-steve cope?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >anything not explicitly sucking ukraines dick is now pro-russian
            fine i'll rework it to appease the censors.
            brave comrade steve rides out to ukrainian front lines every night to deliver the fearless defenders of democracy some of the finest rations and home cooked meals the world has to offer. he braves the heaviest artillery barrages those subhuman russian orcs can muster and doesn't even flinch. like a santa claus of the eastern front, steve delivers joy and fresh rations to every ukrainian soldier. some even say there's a golden aura about him that keeps the food warm and fresh. subhuman russian orcs on the other hand view steve as a bringer of disease and pestilence. for every night when steve rides, russians all up and down their poorly manned and miserably built lines report their food spontaneously goes rotten and fills with maggots. steve provides wonderful food, but only for defenders of democracy. russian fascists and putin wiener suckers find their rations spoil and their instant coffee harden any time steve is nearby. steve is so renowned for his efforts against fascism in the east that great leader zelensky has even pinned the hero of ukraine medal onto steves firm chest with his own immaculate hands. today the brave defenders of democracy eat in the trenches. tomorrow they will eat from the skulls of russian orcs in the kremlin.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              what the frick anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He immediately reviewed a Ukraine ration when the war started
      Dude is a zogbot unfortunately

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you realize Steve is fighting in Ukraine right now... right?

        I'm 100% sure this is /misc/Black folk false flagging in this ITT.
        Can't you russian Black folk leave anything alone? Must you pollute everything?

        >I have never seen anybody ever say a bad word about steve
        He was a bit rude on a voice mail he left me.

        source

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I have never seen anybody ever say a bad word about steve
      He was a bit rude on a voice mail he left me.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is quite literally working on a Japanese WW2 Ration now. It's packed in Ceramic.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    going to have an all trans camping trip and MRE party with my best friend and her eagle scout girlfriend, any particular flavor MREs you would recommend?

    We'll only have a Prius so it would need to be self heating

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're trans? Wow. I'm trans too!

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, define "alive."

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Botulism finally got him, let's be honest, he was always standing on those tracks waiting for the ol Clostridium botulinum train to come barreling down on him.
    Godspeed you magnificant bastard, you and your digestive system provided a service unlike no other.
    I raise my generic 5 year blue electrolyte beverage in your general direction.

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