why can't ukrainesisters spend a couple minutes per day caring about their own country instead of sucking the wiener and licking the balls of ukraine? for frick's sake
>Assuming I'm doing this just for Ukraine and not because I hate russians and want them all genocided
The entire world's standards of living have always increased when russian power and influence decrease. Killing russians makes the entire world better.
That would require more than two neurons to connect.
>vatnigs falseflag to pin it on Ukraine >even complain about alleged Ukraine shilling >mods agree and ban them >suddenly not more gay shit everywhere >suddenly no more Russia shilling >board is decent again
He was replying to comments on that vid a couple weeks ago. He's alright. There's some schizo in his comment sections that makes up an elaborate story that he died and how he did under every comment lol it's pretty funny
His wife died so he cares for his mother by feeding her chinese rations and funds this by making only fans fart fetish videos and shilling it on /bis/ all while supporting Russia but donating excess earnings to Ukraine.
The supply of old MREs was never infinite. He had to run out of material eventually. I hope Steve is well and happy and maybe one day will find some other interesting topic to review for us.
Probably not as fast as people think. >2-3 years of MRE menu development vs the ten minutes it requires to record yourself eating and reviewing it
He's gonna have to expand his horizons to maybe civilian MREs, survival kits, those astronaut food kits they give to the International Space Station, etc.
I've heard him gushing about the taste of a ration whilst holding his tray reverently like a medieval king clutching a piece of Christ's crucifix. Honestly i don't think ive seen happiness on that level outside of a reunited dog, the dude is pretty out there. I mean we're talking about stale food as a life's passion here
Hey, if you truly enjoy something, it just kinda becomes like that, like recently I realized I really do enjoy building and painting miniatures in my spare time, it’s just peaceful listening to music or something and building up a blackpowder handgonner line or knights etc
That's one of the most moronic things I've ever read. Do you actually believe you have to be autistic to be passionate about something that isn't mainstream?
Landscaping can be fairly profitable, especially if you're good looking, so the milves will tip more. I wonder, though, if some former Marine or Army type ever paid him in MREs.
Went to high school with a guy who barely graduated. Mows lawns making like 110k working 60 hour weeks during the season. Then drinks beers and fricks bawds the other 4 months of the year.
I am not good looking, but it is fairly profitable.
Went to high school with a guy who barely graduated. Mows lawns making like 110k working 60 hour weeks during the season. Then drinks beers and fricks bawds the other 4 months of the year.
Does he do anything in the off season? I will plow roads and driveways when it snows, easily clear 700 a day.
I haven't ever had a "real" job in my life and I'm posting this comment from a computer setup I built for $2000, including monitor, keyboard, speakers and mouse.
People send them to him because they love his content and are just as obsessed with MREs as he is. Plus I've heard that he apparently has connections to MRE historians and they'll hit him up whenever they have stuff to spare (like what happened with the confederate MRE video)
I got his name from somewhere, forget where, and looked it up on a voter records website. I remember the result saying he was a registered Republican living in the Orlando area and he had two older family members living with him. Parents, I assume. Probably outdated. Saw their property on Google Maps. Pretty wooded area with a long driveway leading to the house.
Remember that even if new (as in never seen yet on his channel) MREs are sent to him, he won't trial them unless he has 2 of them. Some of them are probably scarcer than civil war hardtack, at least in an "we can at least attempt to see if it is edible" format.
Nice. On a side note, I wonder how he'd do as a mortician... >Allright, let's get that guy onto a slab >cuts open a fatso who spent a week in the sweltering Florida sun >Nice Hiss!
this thread is just more proof of how astro-turfed all this Ukraine Support is. I have never seen anybody ever say a bad word about steve or shit up a thread about him because of some gay fricking country. You creatures have really exceled at ruining a once great board.
oh sorry agent ma'am i didn't realize this was your board alone. here's a word of advice that i hope you apply to your life. have a nice day. fricking homosexual.
Didn't take much to get you to out yourself, did it?
1 year ago
Anonymous
keep deflecting. i'll say it agian. /misc/ does not care much about this conflict. your /misc/ boogieman does not exist on this board.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Apparently you care enough to false flag about it, and then make a thousand posts about how much you don't care.
1 year ago
Anonymous
you don't even know what false flag means. you're shitting up the thread far more than i am. it's always the ukraine shills shitting up every thread the worst.
1 year ago
Anonymous
/misc/ Black folk don't care about muh ukraine and russia. these are nafo trannies and other assorted shills ruining the board.
>/misc/ doesn't come to /k/ to shit the place up
Ok.
Why even bother typing out this complete bullshit? There's 2 generals dedicated to this war on /misc/ then every other thread is still dedicated to the war. nafo trannies are literally the boogeymen of /chug/s after they tried raiding some gay discord
>nafo trannies are literally the boogeymen of /chug/s after they tried raiding some gay discord
I don't know why but i instantly thought of the Blue Oyster Bar scene in Police Academy
>I'm 100% sure this is /misc/Black folk false flagging in this ITT. >Can't you russian Black folk leave anything alone? Must you pollute everything?
More pro Ukraine posters post on /misc/ than every blue board combined you moron. Shut the frick up you leftist crying homosexual.
Steve MRE has nothing to do with this war but since hes popular there too you cry about muh pol.
he's right, you homosexuals manage to pollute every single fricking thread with your /leftypol/ bullshit. >leftist crying homosexual
not him, but either you're an actual npc that can't conceive things unless you separate them into muh left muh right or a bad faith moron that's trying to destroy the board on purpose >in any case, go frick yourself >verification not required
>not him, but either you're an actual npc that can't conceive things unless you separate them into muh left muh right
Where does calling someone out for being one make you a red team blue team npc? >bad faith moron that's trying to destroy the board on purpose
Yeah like the dark brandon homosexuals pushing Biden is based on a gun board.
No go frick yourself
>where does calling someone out for being one make you a red team blue team npc
from what exactly did you discern he's a lefty?
reread my argument and try again >muh brandon muh biden
who gives a shit, you're the one pushing biden in a blessed steve thread
keeping those ukrainian lawns nice and sharp while building a stockpile of surplus that would make government warehouses blush. steve is drowning in that laundered ukraine aid money, women, and all sorts of mres from both sides. in short, he's having a very nice time. i heard a dud artillery shell landed next to him once and that madlad whipped out his mess kit and put that shell on a tray. he cracked that thing open and what does he find? botulism. botulism everywhere. some ruskie lad replaced the filler with borscht and thought no one would notice. well our boy steve noticed it real good. steve is a real trooper over there
>anything not explicitly sucking ukraines dick is now pro-russian
fine i'll rework it to appease the censors.
brave comrade steve rides out to ukrainian front lines every night to deliver the fearless defenders of democracy some of the finest rations and home cooked meals the world has to offer. he braves the heaviest artillery barrages those subhuman russian orcs can muster and doesn't even flinch. like a santa claus of the eastern front, steve delivers joy and fresh rations to every ukrainian soldier. some even say there's a golden aura about him that keeps the food warm and fresh. subhuman russian orcs on the other hand view steve as a bringer of disease and pestilence. for every night when steve rides, russians all up and down their poorly manned and miserably built lines report their food spontaneously goes rotten and fills with maggots. steve provides wonderful food, but only for defenders of democracy. russian fascists and putin wiener suckers find their rations spoil and their instant coffee harden any time steve is nearby. steve is so renowned for his efforts against fascism in the east that great leader zelensky has even pinned the hero of ukraine medal onto steves firm chest with his own immaculate hands. today the brave defenders of democracy eat in the trenches. tomorrow they will eat from the skulls of russian orcs in the kremlin.
going to have an all trans camping trip and MRE party with my best friend and her eagle scout girlfriend, any particular flavor MREs you would recommend?
We'll only have a Prius so it would need to be self heating
Botulism finally got him, let's be honest, he was always standing on those tracks waiting for the ol Clostridium botulinum train to come barreling down on him.
Godspeed you magnificant bastard, you and your digestive system provided a service unlike no other.
I raise my generic 5 year blue electrolyte beverage in your general direction.
he choked on that tiny russian dick he was fellating
rip gaygovich
Nice hiss
Nice gusset.
Imagine being such a pathetic little worm that you make false flag posts like this, unironically have a nice day.
get cancer gay
Is he trying to be a Russian, or a Ukrainian supporter?
kindly have a nice day.
The Chinese finally got to him
If vatniks killed him I'll donate $10,000 to Ukraine incl ammo and some spare guns idgf this autist is a national treasure
stop glowing
why can't ukrainesisters spend a couple minutes per day caring about their own country instead of sucking the wiener and licking the balls of ukraine? for frick's sake
Because we already live in a great c**t. All we can do is frick with the c**ts we hate with our massive amount of disposable income
>Assuming I'm doing this just for Ukraine and not because I hate russians and want them all genocided
The entire world's standards of living have always increased when russian power and influence decrease. Killing russians makes the entire world better.
Have you considered that it might be a bad faith posts to make you hate "ukrainesisters" even more than you already do?
That would require more than two neurons to connect.
>vatnigs falseflag to pin it on Ukraine
>even complain about alleged Ukraine shilling
>mods agree and ban them
>suddenly not more gay shit everywhere
>suddenly no more Russia shilling
>board is decent again
>thinks encouraging the slaughter of more russians isn't helping literally our entire species
don't know what to tell you bud
Have you ever not thought about wieners for more than 10 seconds a day anon?
i heard his wife died, from youtube comments
not sure how true it is
I heard he lives with his mother, to take care of her or something. Maybe that's it.
>to take care of her
He gave her the Chinese ration, didn't he?
The Manchurian expiration date
think of my sides man
He's not married, to my knowledge.
wrong steve
This. /k/ Steve killed PrepHole Steve's wife.
This is why our Steve has not posted in a while, Crazy Neighbour is hunting him down, he's on the run.
He posts regularly on PrepHole. He has an onlyfans where he makes burp fetish content
Was in that thread. I don’t know if it was actually Steve or just someone who had access to his room/backdrop
>Was in that thread.
Link?
Nah, he has one of those "will never die in war" faces
The Hero face.
He was replying to comments on that vid a couple weeks ago. He's alright. There's some schizo in his comment sections that makes up an elaborate story that he died and how he did under every comment lol it's pretty funny
Sounds like the same dude must be following me around on here
you are a schizo
Dog fricker
I think in your case people are laughing at you because you're a lulzcow.
Always being right tends to bring out the (You)s
His wife died so he cares for his mother by feeding her chinese rations and funds this by making only fans fart fetish videos and shilling it on /bis/ all while supporting Russia but donating excess earnings to Ukraine.
The supply of old MREs was never infinite. He had to run out of material eventually. I hope Steve is well and happy and maybe one day will find some other interesting topic to review for us.
There's always new stuff coming out, though.
Probably not as fast as people think.
>2-3 years of MRE menu development vs the ten minutes it requires to record yourself eating and reviewing it
He's gonna have to expand his horizons to maybe civilian MREs, survival kits, those astronaut food kits they give to the International Space Station, etc.
Lets ask Elon to send Steve to space so he can review ALL the space food, from 1961 to 2023. Then he may come back. That would be absolutely decadent.
>the ten minutes it requires to record yourself eating and reviewing it
His videos are pretty long and often heavily edited. I have no doubt that it takes him at least a day or two to complete a video.
>those astronaut food kits they give to the International Space Station
That would've been cool actually.
I got two newest gen Swedish Army rations from a friend and tried gifting them to Steve, but I couldn't get ahold of him.
Literally the only things we actually know about Steve are that he works as a landscaper, he drives a white pickup, he's very tall and very nice.
>he's very tall
He' only about 6'1 or 6'2
That's considered very tall in America.
I thought American White devils averaged about 5'11 or 6'
Caucasian-American males average 5'10"
from my purely anecdotal experience it's about 6, 6'1"
lower statistics probably include all those mexicans who claim to be white
>If only you knew how Nice things really are
Nice wife
He doesn't have a wedding ring. We can still be together.
Nice gusset
>Big Trouble In Little China shirt
Absolutely based.
PS. Frick Russian false flaggers
Good that he found a gf about his own age.
Earl Hickey?
For such an autist Steve comes off as a complete Chad.
Is he really autistic? I kinda garnered that with his sperg like edits in some of his videos kek
I've heard him gushing about the taste of a ration whilst holding his tray reverently like a medieval king clutching a piece of Christ's crucifix. Honestly i don't think ive seen happiness on that level outside of a reunited dog, the dude is pretty out there. I mean we're talking about stale food as a life's passion here
Hey, if you truly enjoy something, it just kinda becomes like that, like recently I realized I really do enjoy building and painting miniatures in my spare time, it’s just peaceful listening to music or something and building up a blackpowder handgonner line or knights etc
That's one of the most moronic things I've ever read. Do you actually believe you have to be autistic to be passionate about something that isn't mainstream?
That's some anon's gf IIRC
Dude met Steve and wanted to take a photo with him
well it's Steve's GF now
How does a landscaper afford all of these museum displayer-worthy rations, which he then eats?
Landscaping can be fairly profitable, especially if you're good looking, so the milves will tip more. I wonder, though, if some former Marine or Army type ever paid him in MREs.
Went to high school with a guy who barely graduated. Mows lawns making like 110k working 60 hour weeks during the season. Then drinks beers and fricks bawds the other 4 months of the year.
I am not good looking, but it is fairly profitable.
Does he do anything in the off season? I will plow roads and driveways when it snows, easily clear 700 a day.
I haven't ever had a "real" job in my life and I'm posting this comment from a computer setup I built for $2000, including monitor, keyboard, speakers and mouse.
People send them to him because they love his content and are just as obsessed with MREs as he is. Plus I've heard that he apparently has connections to MRE historians and they'll hit him up whenever they have stuff to spare (like what happened with the confederate MRE video)
He has a beretta 92 as well iirc
I got his name from somewhere, forget where, and looked it up on a voter records website. I remember the result saying he was a registered Republican living in the Orlando area and he had two older family members living with him. Parents, I assume. Probably outdated. Saw their property on Google Maps. Pretty wooded area with a long driveway leading to the house.
>I got his name
Let me guess, it's Steve?
probably a limited supply of mres left.
Remember that even if new (as in never seen yet on his channel) MREs are sent to him, he won't trial them unless he has 2 of them. Some of them are probably scarcer than civil war hardtack, at least in an "we can at least attempt to see if it is edible" format.
Russo Ukraine gays ruin another thread on /k/. I don't give a frick about your war, ill donate cum into your female refugees.
I found Steve's favorite biscuits.
Nice. On a side note, I wonder how he'd do as a mortician...
>Allright, let's get that guy onto a slab
>cuts open a fatso who spent a week in the sweltering Florida sun
>Nice Hiss!
i hope hes ok. love that guy
literally me
I saw him online FB a few weeks ago. He's working on a WW2 Japanese ration at the moment.
>WW2 Japanese ration
arnie bragg?? again?!?!
this thread is just more proof of how astro-turfed all this Ukraine Support is. I have never seen anybody ever say a bad word about steve or shit up a thread about him because of some gay fricking country. You creatures have really exceled at ruining a once great board.
I'm 100% sure this is /misc/Black folk false flagging in this ITT.
Can't you russian Black folk leave anything alone? Must you pollute everything?
/misc/ Black folk don't care about muh ukraine and russia. these are nafo trannies and other assorted shills ruining the board.
Go leave you false flagging c**t. Why do you to pollute everything?
oh sorry agent ma'am i didn't realize this was your board alone. here's a word of advice that i hope you apply to your life. have a nice day. fricking homosexual.
Didn't take much to get you to out yourself, did it?
keep deflecting. i'll say it agian. /misc/ does not care much about this conflict. your /misc/ boogieman does not exist on this board.
Apparently you care enough to false flag about it, and then make a thousand posts about how much you don't care.
you don't even know what false flag means. you're shitting up the thread far more than i am. it's always the ukraine shills shitting up every thread the worst.
>/misc/ doesn't come to /k/ to shit the place up
Ok.
Why even bother typing out this complete bullshit? There's 2 generals dedicated to this war on /misc/ then every other thread is still dedicated to the war. nafo trannies are literally the boogeymen of /chug/s after they tried raiding some gay discord
>nafo trannies are literally the boogeymen of /chug/s after they tried raiding some gay discord
I don't know why but i instantly thought of the Blue Oyster Bar scene in Police Academy
>I'm 100% sure this is /misc/Black folk false flagging in this ITT.
>Can't you russian Black folk leave anything alone? Must you pollute everything?
More pro Ukraine posters post on /misc/ than every blue board combined you moron. Shut the frick up you leftist crying homosexual.
Steve MRE has nothing to do with this war but since hes popular there too you cry about muh pol.
he's right, you homosexuals manage to pollute every single fricking thread with your /leftypol/ bullshit.
>leftist crying homosexual
not him, but either you're an actual npc that can't conceive things unless you separate them into muh left muh right or a bad faith moron that's trying to destroy the board on purpose
>in any case, go frick yourself
>verification not required
>not him, but either you're an actual npc that can't conceive things unless you separate them into muh left muh right
Where does calling someone out for being one make you a red team blue team npc?
>bad faith moron that's trying to destroy the board on purpose
Yeah like the dark brandon homosexuals pushing Biden is based on a gun board.
No go frick yourself
>where does calling someone out for being one make you a red team blue team npc
from what exactly did you discern he's a lefty?
reread my argument and try again
>muh brandon muh biden
who gives a shit, you're the one pushing biden in a blessed steve thread
you realize Steve is fighting in Ukraine right now... right?
keeping those ukrainian lawns nice and sharp while building a stockpile of surplus that would make government warehouses blush. steve is drowning in that laundered ukraine aid money, women, and all sorts of mres from both sides. in short, he's having a very nice time. i heard a dud artillery shell landed next to him once and that madlad whipped out his mess kit and put that shell on a tray. he cracked that thing open and what does he find? botulism. botulism everywhere. some ruskie lad replaced the filler with borscht and thought no one would notice. well our boy steve noticed it real good. steve is a real trooper over there
is this some sort of pro-russian pro-steve cope?
>anything not explicitly sucking ukraines dick is now pro-russian
fine i'll rework it to appease the censors.
brave comrade steve rides out to ukrainian front lines every night to deliver the fearless defenders of democracy some of the finest rations and home cooked meals the world has to offer. he braves the heaviest artillery barrages those subhuman russian orcs can muster and doesn't even flinch. like a santa claus of the eastern front, steve delivers joy and fresh rations to every ukrainian soldier. some even say there's a golden aura about him that keeps the food warm and fresh. subhuman russian orcs on the other hand view steve as a bringer of disease and pestilence. for every night when steve rides, russians all up and down their poorly manned and miserably built lines report their food spontaneously goes rotten and fills with maggots. steve provides wonderful food, but only for defenders of democracy. russian fascists and putin wiener suckers find their rations spoil and their instant coffee harden any time steve is nearby. steve is so renowned for his efforts against fascism in the east that great leader zelensky has even pinned the hero of ukraine medal onto steves firm chest with his own immaculate hands. today the brave defenders of democracy eat in the trenches. tomorrow they will eat from the skulls of russian orcs in the kremlin.
what the frick anon
He immediately reviewed a Ukraine ration when the war started
Dude is a zogbot unfortunately
source
>I have never seen anybody ever say a bad word about steve
He was a bit rude on a voice mail he left me.
He is quite literally working on a Japanese WW2 Ration now. It's packed in Ceramic.
going to have an all trans camping trip and MRE party with my best friend and her eagle scout girlfriend, any particular flavor MREs you would recommend?
We'll only have a Prius so it would need to be self heating
You're trans? Wow. I'm trans too!
I mean, define "alive."
Botulism finally got him, let's be honest, he was always standing on those tracks waiting for the ol Clostridium botulinum train to come barreling down on him.
Godspeed you magnificant bastard, you and your digestive system provided a service unlike no other.
I raise my generic 5 year blue electrolyte beverage in your general direction.