Is getting shot in the ass still called a million dollar wound?

Is getting shot in the ass still called a million dollar wound?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends if it leaves you crippled. Hip bones and guts are mighty important.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >passed right through
    Maybe.
    >completely blown off chunks or potential hip/femur strike
    Fuck no.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't getting shot in the ass actually be a really bad place to get shot? Your glutes are very important muscles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, any ass damage is bad, especially burns. The retards who light a firework in their ass crack often suffer slow painful deaths as infection is basically guaranteed with wounds near the perineum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      depends on the angle i guess, if you get shot through one side and it comes out of the other probably the best spot.
      getting shot in the
      >head obviously bad
      >torso still pretty bad, protection cant cover everything (if you have any)
      >upper legs good chance to damage one of the biggest arteries in entire body
      >arms bad, cant help yourself in the worst case
      >lower legs bad but the easiest to replace

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it misses your hip.

        See, if you're in a position where you can get speedy medical care, the limbs are the best bet for surviving. (Not that you really get to pick.)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should be, because it's a wound that's worth a millionaire dollars. Proof? Patton was a millionaire and he got shot in the ass. I rest my case.

      It's painful and can cause a permanent limp, but that's often preferable to staying on the frontline. Everyone who ever lost a limb in combat would have much rather have been shot in the ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gramps got shot in the ass at the battle of the bulge
      >was still picking fights at his retirement community pool table in his 80s
      guess it worked out okay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Wouldn't getting shot in the ass actually be a really bad place to get shot?

      Anywhere is a bad place to get shot, but getting shot in the ass is better than getting in the legs, arms, chest, back or head aka the most likely places to get shot

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I've been shot in the ass lol!"

    Ask this guy

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be extremely painful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been eleven (11) years. Please stop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone get this hothead outta here.

        Wouldn't getting shot in the ass actually be a really bad place to get shot? Your glutes are very important muscles.

        The only pic I've ever seen of someone getting shot in the ass cheek looked pretty gnarly. Dunno if it went through and hit anything else but it looked like a really terrible day for the guy either way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pussy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're not playing so good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the caliber of the round and if it goes up the butthole or not.

      For you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is a bullet that hits the butthole technically a miss?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Technically no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would rather get shot in the shoulder or something as I sit down on my ass and I take shits sitting down too

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Back then it was conscripts terrified of war. In GWOT it was volunteers seeking it out.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The fleshy part of the thigh.

  10. 1 week ago
    sixfOOTThrEE

    10 million dollar wound. (inflated a$$)

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