Irans F-14 reportedly activated

How do you think the most aesthetically pleasing warplane of all time is doing right now? Effective?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being a hangar queen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whats it like being either brown or USAF (same difference) and punching the air as USN aviators punch out your wife's formerly tight pussy, Patel?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not great, love the tomcat but modern sensor suites even on f15e/16s(or whatever the israelite version) will have a massive upper hand against them, not including the f35. Muzzies have done some upgrades over time but it's not going to compete well.

        how's it going helmetard, you poofed from the other thread after getting BTFO again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is this post even trying to say?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's just helmettard having a schizophrenic outburst at the airmen in his walls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The second poster (the one whom you are addressing) makes the following assertions:
          * OP is brown
          * So is the US Air Force
          * OP is impotently swinging at nothing, while the Air Force seethes on their runways
          * The US Navy is swinging very potently at many targets, including OP's wife
          * The Navy has dramatically damaged the elasticity of his wife's vegana
          ** Corollary 1: Navy penis is large, while OPs is small.
          ** Corollary 2: Both OP and the Air Force are in fact cuckolds, to whom the Navy has put the horns
          * OP is likely named Patel, or the average racist-on-the-street would feel comfortable asserting this as his name.

          Additional argument: By being unable to parse this sentence, the poster to whom I am responding is likely either developmentally delayed, or the product of an inadequate secondary education in the English language. While the second poster could have used more effective clause marking and placement to convey his point most clearly and formally, it parses perfectly well as a conversational English utterance.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maverick, you’re up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      On alert-5

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    scrambling to get out of their revetments before an Israeli cruise missile gets there.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I hope so. Fly forever, Tomcat.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Burning on the airfield, bombed by its hotter cousin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >by its hotter cousin
      The F-35 is the definition of soulless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cope more, boomercat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So about that airbase.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What about it?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not a dead tomcat in sight.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                True.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >muh SOVL
        zoomer moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd get bombed by my hotter cousin if you know what I mean

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Weapons?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like how that makes it sound like they have just dusty F-14.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who maintained them on the end of a pre-Rumsfeld American supply line?
    They aren't going to be doing shit after one, maybe two flights. Tomcats are higher-maintenance than a pornstar with a mechanical pussy who specializes in Ultimate Insertions. They're sexy as frick but every one of us not-so-quietly cheered when the last squadron rotated out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >As someone who maintained them on the end of a pre-Rumsfeld American supply line

      What jet fighters are better in that way?

      asking for a friend that told me he's interested in blowing up Commies in Cuba, desert storm style, in a future Minecraft / Arma gameplay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, Super Hornets just for a start. Even other fighters from the 1970s were lower-maintenance, let alone the more modern ones. Tell your friend he should get a ground strike package for an F-16 or an F/A-18, depending on which company he wants to suck off for depot-level contractors.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sir, they hit the second tomcat

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >activated into many pieces

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Effective?
    Safe and Effective!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Real question is which side Tom Cruise is on then.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the most aesthetically pleasing warplane of all time
    Hey that's not F-15 Eagle

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that Iran has these and we don't anymore. This is such a bullshit.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does this mean there is a possibility of one being restored to flying condition and touring air shows?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Iran turns Western again, yes. Unless one in the Boneyard has not been demilled yet.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does Iran even deal with the micro fractures in the titanium chassis?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't. Plane safety is overly redundant and you can genuinely push them way beyond their hours if you don't care about a pilot or two dying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They dont spend a lot of time slamming it into a carrier deck, that probably helps a bit

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this make zionists seethe..

    Russian Facelift For Iranian Air Force. 24 Sukhoi Su-35 Flanker Jets Head To Tehran

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Su-35s are like flying target practice for Israeli F15s and F35s.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Inter-service rivalries sure have gotten weird.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they just used to get each other killed in battle, this is gay now.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    تفنگ بالا: آیت الله when?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SIRS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be more worried if The DPRK deployed it's IL-28s or worst did something of global military significance like expanded it's factories to mass produce 10,000 PO-2s.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they lose them it will unironically be over.

    Its honestly really pathetic that they even need to deploy them at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing happened and nothing will. All inspiration is gone from this world.

      Iran could have struck as could Israel, both wimped out.

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