INTRUDER ALERT! Red spy is in the base!

What small arms do you arm yourself with to deal with the red spy and secure the briefcase?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *crits*

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stock pistol and shotgun
    randomly fire with my pistol to see if i can hit him while hes cloaked and use my shotgun to finish him in 2 clean body shots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stock weapon user
      based beyond the need gimmicks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i run stock 90% of the time
        if my team is ass ill switch to the rescue ranger and wrangler but other then that if i can get a good nest up ill swap back to stock
        they are just more consistent

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Triggering the Halon fire suppression system and hoping everyone on my team remembers their training for it.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ALERT
    >BROWN SPY IN THE BASE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >disguise only works from a distance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BROWN SPY

      That would imply that shitskins

      1. Have any intellectual capacity for espionage and aren't transparently detectable every time they post
      2. Don't smell so fucking bad that active camouflage is basically useless

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a Ukraine thread died for this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kindly render yourself permanently asleep

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope vatnig

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aquire enhanced and sped up entropy, shill

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a Ukraine thread died for this?

          obsessed samefag with schizophrenic attributes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope vatnig

      Reminder this guy is a spammer from CanGen. He’s obsessed with “turning PrepHole against Ukraine” or some shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying there aren't genuine Ukraine shills on this board
        What's it like being so naive?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >da joos and da cia!
          Please return to your containment board, 4chanmoron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >genuine Ukraine shills
            t. glavset shill

            >implying there aren't genuine Ukraine shills on this board
            Genuinely unnecessary and a waste of resources. The entire civilised world supports Ukraine for free, shilling is unnecessary.
            Nothing Ukraine could say in forums could possibly make me more sympathetic and eager for Total Zigger Death

            instant replies within minutes
            really makes you think

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >really makes you think
              Makes you think that everybody that can drink their tap water wants TZD?
              Because that would be correct.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >genuine Ukraine shills
          t. glavset shill

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >implying there aren't genuine Ukraine shills on this board
          Genuinely unnecessary and a waste of resources. The entire civilised world supports Ukraine for free, shilling is unnecessary.
          Nothing Ukraine could say in forums could possibly make me more sympathetic and eager for Total Zigger Death

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As the guy you’re responding to, there definitely are and they’re obnoxious. The thing is that nobody is as blatant as the original post was. Not to mention it’s posted in a bunch of non-Ukraine thread almost verbatim. It’s clearly bait.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By the reply you got to your post i'm gonna assume you are correct.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let them die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw can't play heavy anymore because he's Russian
      its morally the right thing to do but it's not as fun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a Ukraine thread died for this?

        cope vatnig

        Same guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow

      https://i.imgur.com/421xBuU.jpg

      >ALERT
      >BROWN SPY IN THE BASE

      became instantly useful

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're not setting your friends on fire to test their loyalty then you don't have what it takes to be a mercenary in this red eat blue world.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't burn your friends, can you really trust them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you torch your friends and they burn then they were never really on your side.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will equip scout's mom

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    flamethrower
    piss jar
    explosive barrels

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Piss

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RAUS RAUS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit he does kind of look the part. That's hilarious
      >You want a second opinion? YOU ARE ALSO UGLY

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red spy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i see the spirit of that totally spies thread has not left us yet.

      also, is it applying the clothing or removing it?
      also also, this kind of makes me imagine clover and spy running into eachother on a mission, and they eventually end up in bed smoking sigarettes, much to the dismay of scout's mom.
      i mean, they're both french.

      captcha SPYXNK

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck off boomer no one cares

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 dead game boomer why not play valorant or snoreverwatch.
      no thanks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should play any other shooter because they're skill based instead of just depending on rock paper scissors class counters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you mean overwatch? i was surprised just how much every interaction relied hard countering when i tried it years ago, totally turned me off when i tried it. their attempts to mix an FPS with an MMO failed miserably.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OW really lives rent free in your head huh? I never mentioned that shit but you keep bringing it up like an obsessed gay.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no, i just assumed you were talking about it because what you said perfectly described my brief experience with overwatch and makes zero sense when you apply it to pretty much any other shooter, i didn't even specifically mention TF2.
              sounds like a buncha projection tbh.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmmph Phoooohm!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i knew i should've bought some jars

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What small arms do you arm yourself with
    Rawkit Lawnchair.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see someone do a 300mph rocket jump market gardener CRIT on a new player, laugh taunts his body
    >new player leaves
    >guy in question: "why do no new players ever stick around?"
    I couldn't guess why

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's every skill-based PvP game ever.
      AA bridge-level had people nading enemy spawn seconds after the map started, once they got good enough.

      The ways I died in Mordhau were brutal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is why i only taunt experience players, almost feels like i'm stepping on a puppy otherwise.

      also everyone post hours, i got 6200

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ~2950. Would probably be a lot higher if I didn't lose interest in the game around MYM. Which was 8 fucking years ago Jesus Christ.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ~2950. Would probably be a lot higher if I didn't lose interest in the game around MYM. Which was 8 fucking years ago Jesus Christ.

        It's been a while and that 2020 login was just to look at the robot stuff and see if anyone still played it.
        I think I last seriously played it in... maybe 2014.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only got 665 hours. Just a casual player and half of the time was probably playing stupid ass modes like balloon race or saxton hale (until I couldn't deal with the pony shit)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >playing day of defeat
      >about to come around a corner where the enemy will be
      >before i'm even close to it a bazooka fires at it and kills me around the corner
      >repeat for the entire game at every angle in the map
      how the fuck do they know when to fire they don't have enough ammo to just shoot constantly

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HON HON HON in the distance

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RED SPY IS THE BASE????

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd use this perfectly balanced weapon to instantly kill him from a mile away without warning 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How often do you actually head-shot your allies to spy-check them?
      You must spend more time doing that than actually killing enemies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he is just that one fag on /v/ constantly seething about sniper

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