>insisted on having a french name
>only 2 french speaking cunts (quebec)
>left anyway 1966
lmao, wtf is wrong with frogs ?
>insisted on having a french name. >only 2 french speaking cunts (quebec). >left anyway 1966
>insisted on having a french name
i like how NATO neatly translates into french as OTAN but fuck the french anyway they live in an anglo world and should stop being butthurt about it
Belgium also NATO og.
I always remembered them as dutch
Well they are but got buttfuced with baguettes habitualy.
Luxembourg as well. Most speak a German dialect in private but the official language is French.
It's also called OTAN in other languages like portuguese or spanish
Finnish too, now that they joined
I fucking hate the french and their insistance that their shit language matters. Same with germans.
And now with the bongs out of the EU, there is nobody to ring the tard alarm when they try to push their gutteral vomit languages as the official eu language...
The saxon can't help but squeal in fear at the mear suggestion of the superior latin language
>we live in a timeline when the French Army and Navy is the better in all of Europe.
>inb4 MUH TWO RAPM CARRIERS
>superior latin language
veni vidi vici, rana
And 70% of the english language come from French. Seethe more saxon
100% of the things you say are nonsense, probably due to the brain damage a francoid moron carries into English with him
Malding schizo over there
Imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery
France is little brother syndrome, the country
Ok I kind of respect that.
bet it just burns your ass that we do that, and everything else better than you 🙂
>we do that
Time for some facts of life anon
france conquered england in 1066, the conquest was never reversed
all 'englands' historical kings you learned about in school were french, they spoke no english, many never set foot in england
97% of the land in england is still owned by the same 300 french families
the ruling class is all of french descent, the monarchy are german and the garden gnomes have all the money
before the french it was the danish
before the danish it was the norse
before the norse it was the irish
english people have never ruled themselves in history
you do nothing
you are a colony
other ethnicity ride around on england like you were a little pony
>impotent surrender monkey squealing
lmao call me when you succeed at being better than anyone at anything other than being stuck up and waving a white flag!
>Imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery
Must be why all your cuisine imitates food 😉
If you're an anglo moron you have no right to critique French food same if you're a mutt and eat 90% corn syrup
at least other countries food actually contains food
french quisine is on the same level as pajeets' drinking cow urine
The irony of having so much of your vocabluary being bastardized French that you can't even spell
it's still better than being forced to speak bastardized English for people to even listen to you, don't you think?
a palpable hit
Wrong post my dude.
Clearly you are not intelligent enough to enjoy posts like
French food is actually pretty shit now, the UK pulled ahead of you some time ago. British supermarkets manage better croissants than small Parisian bakeries, it’s kind of ridiculous. Not even because the UK got really good at food, though it did, but because France has fallen that far from grace.
Please step your shit up, the last steak I had when I visited was a fucking embarrassment.
t. Half bong half frog abominacion
It's not the 70s anymore, gramps. The Bongs passed your asses on food for no other reason than they imported more "diverse" cuisine demographics than you Frogs have lmao. You guys just brought in all the same mudslime African and Middle Eastern brownoids you've always had.
>same if you're a mutt and eat 90% corn syrup
Serious question to other burgers. Is most of your food prepackaged or do you cook? I'd say my diet is mostly corn syrup free because I cook and go with the hippyish organic versions of shit for packaged food.
I can't speak broadly, I have a relatively high-income group that I associate and work with, but generally income is the deciding factor in how healthy the American diet is. If you can afford it, you won't see much corn syrup in your diet. I and my immediate friends meal-prep our breakfasts and lunches on Sundays for the week, and will usually either eat out at a local place or cook for dinners. I never much payed attention to the dietary habits of other guys I met from more heartland areas but they were fit enough.
In fact I don't see too many *fat* young people. It seems that the fatness (around my area, at least) seems to kick in around the mid-late 30s and older once people stop giving a fuck.
tl;dr you'll see more corn syrup and pre-packaged food in America the more poor you are. I feel like the perception of most Americans legitimately eating McD's breakfast, lunch and dinner, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year was supposed to be a played-up gag that many, many, *many* non-Americans and most especially Euros deeply, deeply internalized.
>a played-up gag that many, many, *many* non-Americans and most especially Euros deeply, deeply internalized
impossible, Europeans are always right about everything, especially the French
>Is the forever laughing stock of Europe and the World for being known as the biggest surrendering gays to ever exist
The jokes will never end my guy kek
Still has the best army in current europe and the best military history of all time. Get fucked again anglo boy
Kek doubt the bongs would run a train through you, don't read into the latest straw man for funding frog.
>Butthurt about Iraq
2003? You wouldn't have sent enough anyway, just like the war before a small token of troops and planes that couldn't fight at night. No wonder you got side lined.
>Spaniards and Brits
Bongs defo think your cowards, as for Spain...who the fuck is Spain lmao
>bongs being efficient in a modern war
go back to >>PrepHole where you beling schizo
Tell me, how many times has France deployed a Leclerc in combat?
>Zoomer gay doesn't know that french surrender memes are a product of the Iraq war, when France (and Germany) told the US to fuck off about the invasion, so butthurt americans went full retard about it
>He also doesn't know about the centuries of brits, french and spaniards killing each other until the late XIXth century.
>french surrender memes are a product of the Iraq war
moron, Internet memes themselves date back to the Iraq war
this is like claiming that the Fr*nch invented revolutions
>Internet memes themselves date back to the Iraq war
>internet memes didn't exist before PrepHole
Fuck off, zoomer
I was on the Internet before your mum forgot the pill.
>fucking google trends when google didn't took off until the mid 00s
>pretending people weren't already sharing funny images even if they didn't call them "memes" yet
Listen goldfish, I was there 3000 years ago and memes where everywhere over chat apps and internet sites and forums, for the simple reason that they were just the digital version of the old photocopied shit people passed each other before.
Shit like demotivational posters and memes about anime and videogames ("john romero is going to make your his bitch", "all your base belong to us") didn't began in the 2000s, ffs
desu, esperanto was redundant when english is already a mongrel lingua franca made up from the parts of other european languages
>google didn't took off until the mid 00s
and "meme" still wasn't a normie thing until like 2010 or so
Yeah I remember those, indeed they were the proto-meme
But nobody gave a shit about the surrender monkeys in 2004, whether meme or demotivational or whathaveyou
that's all just French cope for being hated as stuck-up cunts regardless of era
>nobody gave a shit about the surrender monkeys in 2004
I lurked in militaryphotos back in that era following the war, and there were plenty of anti-french memes along the political wars of the time. Nevermind shit like this:
Pretty sure you were considered cowards here ever since 1939.
When the Fr*nch had to be fought first before agreeing to save Paris
When the Free Fr*nch Army had more African morons than whites, and the whites were mostly foreign-born pieds noirs
>French surrender memes started in 2003 invasion of Iraq
Lmao, I hate to break this to you but Surrender Monkeys, French rifle for sale dropped once never fired etc etc started after France....yano Surrendered "muh best land army" in Europe and had to be liberated by the US and Brits.
The French leader his in a basement in the UK, effectively a refugee.
Charles de Gaulle was a refugee/asylum seeker and France is a nation of cowards. These are solid facts.
This retarded gay thinks surrender monkey jokes are about the French being cowards. It's about you morons not knowing how to actually fight anymore. Which you don't. But you do know how to mooch off the "friends" you have who do know how to fight, and then constantly playing fuck fuck games to undermine those friends.
All bants aside the French really need to take a step the fuck back and analyze how their behavior as supposed "allies" over the past 60 years accumulates in the minds of the populations of those "allied" countries.
You don't get your country bailed out twice, pawn off Vietnam onto, and then endlessly shit on and never once utter a fucking "thanks" to the Allies you claim as such. Not without engendering a lot of animus towards France.
Stop being shitty Western allies. Say fucking thank you. Maybe say sorry about that whole Vietnam thing. Stop selling advanced weaponry to our adversaries. Stop playing footsie with tyrants the West is trying to maintain a unified front against. Stop being so fucking French.
>the forever laughing stock of Europe and the World for being known as the biggest surrendering gays to ever exist
Only retarded americans butthurt about being called out during the Iraq war believe this shit. They may be arrogant bastards, but even brits or spaniards would concede that they're not cowards at all.
One government surrendered completely to Germany in WWII then cooperated with its occupiers against its own people, France.
Several countries did that, and France surrendered after a crushing defeat with 200k casualties in a few weeks (also allowing brits to escape, mind you) while Paris itself was being threatened with destruction. De Gaulle refused to surrender and led the movement to retake his country since the start.
I'm not french, and you're retarded. France has been involved in colonial wars or interventions since WW2 in almost every year. Despite their diminished status, they know well how to fight. And for all their arrogant self-serving issues, they were goddam right about Iraq and not wanting to be part of it. Just like Canada, by the way.
"surrender monkey jokes" went from random humor in The Simpsons in the 90s, to full warmongering hysteria during 2003 tha it's still parroted today by normies.
>the movement to retake his country
now look up how many French joined the movement before 1943, and how many were against it
also look up how many joined the Maquis, and how many joined the Milice
if the French had had the guts to go full guerilla warfare against the Nazis like the Viet Cong or the Algerians did against them, the Wehrmacht would be too busy putting down insurrections to even dream of Barbarossa, the war would have been over years earlier, and Overlord would never even have needed to happen
>also allowing brits to escape
they also allowed a hundred thousand French to escape... who promptly surrendered as well
truly they are their own worst enemies
NTA you're replying to but anglo women crave french dick anon. Whenever I'm in london or anywhere in the states and I even mention the fact that I'm french or speak french around them it's like playing on easy mode. It's so over for anglocucks.
>t.never left the country
French people stink and no one likes you
Je pense que la plus grande débâcle de l'histoire français est aidée les américains contre les anglais, tout l’effort mais ne jamais un merci. – t. un Flamand
mais c'est vrai des femmes anglo me de n'importance quell langue
La plus grande erreur de l'histoire Française, c'est la révolution Française.
(les girondins auraient du gagner)
oui mais le revolution est (en part) a cause du intervention en amerique.
donq pas d'aide a l'amerique, pas de revolution
Only shallow charlatan narcissist Westoids women gush over the French. You're fucking the equivalent of thot NPCs, anon, that's what they're there for. You enter on the basis of French, others enter on the basis of money, car, house, music taste, etc. There's no shortage of sub-retarded Anglo women easily entertained and aroused by surface level "romance" or associated shiny things.
And yet French is still 0% the lingua franca lmao.
>The meme is written in English
Lmao the irony
>Is the better in all of Europe
>France was considered the strongest land army prior to WW2
That worked out well didn't it
frog ribbits are a language for narcissists - nobody takes you seriously and you're lucky english is so flexible that even frog accents can be understood
meanwhile the french native speakers are so far up their own linguistic asses they genuinely can't understand slight accents in french. they see this as proof of the language's superiority, but it is really only proof of the retardation and/or narcissism of the frogs themselves, as they are incapable of rudimentary linguistic flexibility and expect the speaker to do literally all of the cognitive work for their shriveled amphibian brains
none of the other romance languages are this retardedly uptight
go do something more useful with your mouth like clearing the snails out of somebody's garden
Funnily enough most french people don't know how to speak or spell it correctly.
Some tenses are never ever used and we're even implementing enough English into our language that just saying "damn bro what's up?" to some frenchie that don't know English would still be understood without issue.
Also, funny that people not understanding each others accents is being mentioned as recently, someone couldn't understand mine. I can understand all accents though, that issue seems to be the case to only parts of the population.
Didn't mean to mention the second anon but here's a (you) anyways
Count to 100 without being retarded about it
>superior latin language
>language has genders
Sounds like shit to me
Any language that has gendered cases, or otherwise genders non-living creatures or groups of living creatures (especially, as only one gender), is inferior to English.
This is your daily reminder that even on the Latin short bus French is the retard of the languages.
>Twenty, fifteen, and seven
>This is a normal way for a human to count.
That pic is retarded, most Haitians, Congolese and Algerians can speak French
>how dare you stick up and defend your own language and culture
>how dare you stick up and defend your own language and culture
>imposing your language on a union of countries that have learned to communicate in english is 'defending your culture'
>no you need to all learn our language asking that some of us learn yours as well is evil
just learn a second language I speak 4 so just go on and learn a second one it's not that hard
>surrendering in the past means you can't stand up today
I guess all anglos need to take a kneel to norman frog superiority then
>just learn a second language
Superior cultures don't *need* to learn a second language, Frog anon.
>surrendering in the past means you can't stand up today
No, surrendering in the past such that it required a coalition of nations you previously, during, and well-afterwards shat upon to spend unholy amounts of life, coin, and materiel to save your country from subjugation means you need to shut the fuck up and say "thank you, Anglo" literally just fucking once in the modern era.
typical of Fr*nch to learn the wrong lesson
you wouldn't need to stand up today if you hadn't surrendered in the past
>left anyway 1966
>I won't play ball if Timmy gets to be captain and we run his plays and not mine
petty bullshit you see in any alliance
didn't want to accept American leadership, didn't want to adopt NATO foreign policies (such as the ones limiting French trade), didn't feel the urgency to fend off the Soviet Menace because they were on the German borders not theirs - the exact same attitude Germs have today about Russia
thus whoever the Russians and Americans didn't sell weapons to, the French did
Long story that ends up with US invading Vietnam, but basically France didn't want to abandon colonialism while the rest of Europe did. Vietnam was one such colony.
Dig deep enough for anything and you will find a garden gnome responsible, but right next to him will be a Fr*nchman.
>Dig deep enough for anything and you will find a garden gnome responsible, but right next to him will be a Fr*nchman.
Fucking underrated post.
Tl;dr of post ww2 colonialism is that the US and Soviets didn't agree on much, except that the European powers should give up their colonial states in Asia/Africa/South America, and America and the USSR put immense political pressure on Europe to give up their old territory. And when BOTH of them are breathing down your neck in the 1940s-50s you really don't have many options there.
By the mid 20th century, the colonial empires were pretty much all blown the fuck out anyway, what with two world wars and a drastic rise in anti-imperialist revolutions. Their economies were largely shattered, and maintaining the colonies was just too great a burden on what was left so the logic went.
Now, by this point the only real remaining old colonial powers of great note were the Brits and the French. The Brits decided to basically just ask colonies if they wanted to be independent or not, with a few exceptions. Most of them chose to leave, at which point the Brits went "Aight, peace" and just left them abruptly. This led to a massive wave of power vacuums.
The French... well, they decided to go down kicking and screaming, and waged two back to back colonial campaigns in Algeria and French Indochina/Vietnam. Both of these wound up being expensive boondoggles, happening at the same time the French were really unhappy about America assuming a strong leadership position in NATO. America may have been the tip of the spear liberating France in WW2, but post WW2 the US was very unwilling to support France in its remaining colonial ambitions.
A more charitable read of French actions post ww2 was them being scared that their former colonies would collapse into the same frantic African genocide sprees that many of England's did, that they wanted to GRADUALLY downsize their colonial empire. A less charitable view is that they really wanted to reassert themselves in all ways--an independent nuclear program, military adventurism just a few years after being occupied, etc
Most of the post British ethnic cleansing was basically already being done by the bongs previously.
The vacuum of power just carried on what was an accepted empire practice that was based and empire pilled.
turdie excuses for continuing their tribal wars
de Gaulle wasn't happy that America was running the show and didn't want to increase their dependence, especially since it came with strings attached like "give up your colonial empire". The entire reason the EU exists is because they gambled that getting together with Germany would make them strong enough to be a superpower.
Yet in most casual contexts the French, Spaniards and the Portuguese just say 'NATO'
Can't speak for others but we always say OTAN in France
France never left NATO you ignorant swine
France also vetoed Esperanto as being an international language of diplomacy because they did not want French to lose its international status. It is about national power. Why let someone make you do something and you can make them do something instead. People learn French as an international language, and this time is not spent learning other languages. This opens up more people to French media and brings them closer to a French sphere of influence. By pressing your language in more places whereas your partners or enemies do not have such cultural resolve to do so, you are more easily able to compete in this information battlespace.
>sphere of influence
Looking more like my nutsack in light of recent events.
>France also vetoed Esperanto
Holy based French.
Ayez du sexe
it's like im in some retarded version of /int/ without flags and related to weapons
you fucks got pubstomped hard
What's French for moron Anus Tonhuing Organization?
Close but no cigar, thirdy.
The instructor for the thesis writing course I took in a graduate program was French. She had a tome of rules about how to use the English language and at least half of it was justified only by "because I said so." I'd call her a grammar nazi but, because she's French, it'd be more accurate to call her a grammar collaborator.
In short: En-dashes can go to hell.
>>left anyway 1966
OP is a moron, more at 11
France left the unified command only. They remained part of the alliance and continued to host troops and do joint training etc. before rejoining the unified command in 2009.
They realised how gay NATO was and left. Simple as.
>What is Belgium
>What was the size of the French Empire back in 1950 when NATO was founded.
Ffs go read a history book
Belgium was created by the British to upset the French. Its not a real country.
The absolute state of wherever you are from