India warns Russia against using nukes

Vatnikbros? I thought India was our ally...how could this happen?

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/rajnath-singh-warns-against-nuclear-weapons-in-call-with-russian-counterpart/articleshow/95099552.cms

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

LifeStraw Water Filter for Hiking and Preparedness

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They just don't want anyone stealing their thunder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How long have you had that saved you civ playing scrub?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's OP post picture of the pinned thread on

        [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Russia increasingly pivots towards China
    >China actively tries to hem in Indian influence and growth
    >China invests heavily in Pakistan to prop up a threat to India
    >wonders why India does the needful

    in all seriousness the geopolitical relationships in Central and South Asia are going through some weird recalibrations these last few years as the Cold War dynamic fades further into memory

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      China was among the first countries to warn Putin against using nuclear weapons.
      India is just playing catch-up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      increasingly pivots towards China
      actively tries to hem in Indian influence and growth
      invests heavily in Pakistan to prop up a threat to India
      CRY MORE POO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God I want to murder chinks so bad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not raping CHinks
        Tell me how I know you're not a white man.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      current relationships in Westies are much more interesting in that matter.
      Things about China, India, etc. they're rising powers in changing new multi-polar world. They're gonna expand, settle things, brawl.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been saying this since forever. If Russia "normalizes" the use of nukes, India has a major problem on their hand with Pakistan and China.

    If monke is moronic/desperate enough to go "ook ook nook!" every other nuclear-capable nation is going to turn Russia into glass. It's the only "winning" strategy for them at that point. Aggressive use of nuclear weapons, let alone extortion with them, can not be tolerated by anyone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. If russia go unpunished after using nukes, it would mean you can glass your nieghbour.
      china-india-pakistan triangle would go nuclear fast.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >This. If russia go unpunished after using nukes, it would mean you can glass your nieghbour.
        >china-india-pakistan triangle would go nuclear fast.

        THIS!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why aren't the crossing lights working?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Trucks are supposed to halt at crossings with or without the signals. Video shows what happens when they frick up.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          -india-pakistan triangle would go nuclear fast.
          Don't threaten me with a good time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine all of the jugs of piss, shit, and grizzly spit that got tossed around the cab of that big rig.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. If Russia pops off a nuke, and loses control of the escalation, and winds up in a general exchange, it is in Russia's best interest to nuke China as well as NATO--because NATO will be shooting at their nukes, and there probably won't be enough left over to deter China from seizing Siberia after the exchange, so use 'em or lose 'em. China, meanwhile, faces exactly the same concern regarding its own growing nuclear force: Russia might take most of them out, so best to nuke both Russia and India while they still have missiles left. And India faces the same decision regarding Pakistan and its nukes.

        So, a single Russian nuke could lead to a chain of events that ends up with half of Asia getting nuked. There's no guarantee it would end up like that, but even the possibility has to have the Indians a little concerned.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've been saying this since forever. If Russia "normalizes" the use of nukes, India has a major problem on their hand with Pakistan and China.

        If monke is moronic/desperate enough to go "ook ook nook!" every other nuclear-capable nation is going to turn Russia into glass. It's the only "winning" strategy for them at that point. Aggressive use of nuclear weapons, let alone extortion with them, can not be tolerated by anyone.

        Nobody's going to use nukes. It's all just posturing.

        India has some valid cause to resent the US. We boosted up China to be a threat when they were a laughingstock. We spent decades aiding the Paki scum until we learned the lesson all who bargain with Mohammedians learn. We're closely tied to the UK in a way that is almost unique on Earth, and India still feels poorly about them. Until recently, the Soviets and later Russia had been surprisingly reliable.

        Sure thing, Pajeet.

        Do you expect the US *not* to be an ally with Pakistan during the Cold War while India was an ally of the USSR, while the US was trying to take down the USSR and needed Pakistani help to do so to have any influence in Afghanistan??
        Without Pakistan's geostrategic position, the US wouldn't even be near Central Asia. Majority of the USSR overall would have been outside US reach, and the western part already had buffers in the form of Warsaw Pact states.

        India dislikes the UK because it's easier to blame a coloniser for all your problems rather than blame yourself. The Irish do it as well. Claim that had X not happened you'd by Y.

        India blames everything on others, and the worst part is that Indian nationalists over the past decade go out of their way to get involved in issues that have nothing to do with India. In a practical sense I don't even have a problem with that because if India wants to get stuck in quicksand that's good news to me.

        My only concern is politicians and companies across the West thinking that India is somehow the alternative to a future without China controlling all commercial manufacturing. They have the same aspirations, except India is far more schizo about things. Indians don't even try to hide their hatred of other religions and nations, their irredentist dreams and hopes of being a superpower.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao, I served in the PLA, China is unironically fricked. I'd say a third of our equipment isn't functional. Also I have serious suspicions that none of our nukes are actually functional.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Big if true

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There's a reason why a lot of ex PLA leave the shithole. Interact with the morons in charge, and the average chinese twink that they call a man today, and you would want to murder them yourself. All these gays do these days is eat, watch tranime, and jerk off. I don't even think American trannies would have a problem killing them. As for me, I'm out, I just don't give a single shit about anything anymore.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's what strikes me about modern Chinese. They're facing the same problem as Russia in that they are increasingly aggressively nationalistic but overall demoralized and apolitical. They just go along with whatever bullshit the big boss puts on everyone and live lives of resignation. They don't mind, because they still have personal liberty. They can complain about the government, eat fast food, watch porn, play cell phone games, try and get pussy.
                When the government starts fricking their future because of some military adventure, they will be in the same position. They won't even be able to imagine a way out of their reality besides running away or doubling down on "China strong! Oldest civilization!"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            proof?
            around when was this since everyone talks about their modernization

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I left in 2015, so I don't know, but I bet it isn't going as well as they want you to think. Chinese are corrupt to the core, you arrest and execute one, and two more spawn. It's in our twisted genes. And unfortunately I don't have anything I can show you as proof cept my disgusting yellow skin

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't drink the /misc/ kool-aid, chink-anon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't go on /misc/ cept to troll /chug/ occasionally, it's just how you'd feel if you hung out with Chinese people all your life. I would rather deal with the KKK than put up with another Chinese person.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't go on /misc/ cept to troll /chug/ occasionally, it's just how you'd feel if you hung out with Chinese people all your life. I would rather deal with the KKK than put up with another Chinese person.

                There's a reason why a lot of ex PLA leave the shithole. Interact with the morons in charge, and the average chinese twink that they call a man today, and you would want to murder them yourself. All these gays do these days is eat, watch tranime, and jerk off. I don't even think American trannies would have a problem killing them. As for me, I'm out, I just don't give a single shit about anything anymore.

                SorryI refuse to believe your Chinese, even western second gen Chinese diaspoea dont ever come that close to your level of self Hate. Also respect the anime, my bilibili brethren are the only reason I tolerate your kind because it's proof you guys still have soul.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's the reason we are soulless in the first place, all we do is copy copy copy, there's not a single original thing we can do. Are you Chinese diaspora? Only Chinese diaspora likes China, probably because of racism or something dumb like that or maybe lack of identity.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I'm a sea monke. We have a lot of Chinese diaspora , I know they aren't the exact same as mainlander but we get a lot of mainlander tourist and I personally talk to a few as well online so I kinda have an idea of what you mainlanders are up to.

                Eh you guys copy a lot but isn't that because your government is so focus on trying to compete with the west? Shits a bit soulless but it seems to get the job done. If you guys weren't so hyper focus on trying to be a hegemony , peoe wouldnt jave to revolve their whole kwn identity around it and you can go back to writing poetry or something cool like that.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Lmao, I served in the PLA, China is unironically fricked. I'd say a third of our equipment isn't functional. Also I have serious suspicions that none of our nukes are actually functional.

            I literally have no clue why you quoted me. I didn't even mention the PLA or Chinese military prowess.

            >Do you expect the US *not* to be an ally with Pakistan during the Cold War while India was an ally of the USSR, while the US was trying to take down the USSR and needed Pakistani help to do so to have any influence in Afghanistan??
            Calm down. I'm not Indian, ethnically or nationally. And I'm not saying the US didn't have reasons for allying with Pakistan (though allying with mudslimes ALWAYS ends in them backstabbing you), just that India's resentment is based in things that the US has actually done.

            >Calm down. I'm not Indian, ethnically or nationally. And I'm not saying the US didn't have reasons for allying with Pakistan (though allying with mudslimes ALWAYS ends in them backstabbing you), just that India's resentment is based in things that the US has actually done.

            India also has resentment towards people that's done nothing to them.
            Palestinians never did shit to India and still has nothing to do with them.
            Indians celebrate the Rohingya Genocide, and the Rohingya prevented a Japanese invasion of India during WW2. India handed Myanmar to China on a silver platter which hurts India's own security.
            Indians prior to the May 2020 border clash with China even celebrated the Uyghur Genocide, and many still do.

            Even when they use the excuse "Israel helped us, so we hate Palestinians on their behalf" it makes no fricking sense. Israel also supports Azerbaijan, and Indians nowadays hate Azerbaijan despite not know what it was just a few years earlier. Meanwhile, in actual financial terms Azerbaijan has far greater the trade with India than Armenia does. Indians are just detached from their own reality.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you expect the US *not* to be an ally with Pakistan during the Cold War while India was an ally of the USSR, while the US was trying to take down the USSR and needed Pakistani help to do so to have any influence in Afghanistan??
          Calm down. I'm not Indian, ethnically or nationally. And I'm not saying the US didn't have reasons for allying with Pakistan (though allying with mudslimes ALWAYS ends in them backstabbing you), just that India's resentment is based in things that the US has actually done.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been saying this since forever. If Russia "normalizes" the use of nukes, India has a major problem on their hand with Pakistan and China.
      Everyone with a brain has anon and it's more than that. If that happened then every nation needs them, or a REALLY strong alliance with them, or some sort of deterrent if they can't make them (bioweapons seem the most likely). Like for China, it's not just those three, in terms of sheer technology and capability Japan and South Korea could build nukes in a real fricking hurry if they actually wanted to. Or demand America place nukes in their country. Even Taiwan could go after them, THAT would sure throw a spanner in China's plans. The NPT would be completely fricking dead, a country like Pakistan (or, obviously, Russia given its corruption) might well just start selling them to those with deep enough pocketbooks, same as other arms exports.

      It's an utter fricking pandora's box nightmare. Nobody wants to see things go in that direction.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. If russia go unpunished after using nukes, it would mean you can glass your nieghbour.
        china-india-pakistan triangle would go nuclear fast.

        How fricked is India's position geopolitically? They hate China and Pakistan, Russia is becoming a Chinese puppet state, and they're playing tsundere with the West because muh colonialism. Do they even have any nuclear allies?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          India is relatively shielded by its geography. India will make fast friends with the West and has many, many reasons to do so.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >How fricked is India's position geopolitically
          Eh, not bad by global standards. Fact is they're huge, the only similar sized country to China, and China is so fricking bad that it makes them look better. A bunch of companies now trying to hedge against China are plowing tons of money into moving around 1/3 of manufacturing to India despite its shit, well, everything. India is geographically ok, it has a huge mountain range to its north and a massive about of ocean front. Not land locked, lots of the border with other countries is non-trivial to get a big force across and then maintain logistics for.

          Could they be in a thousand times BETTER position without their garbage government going down the authoritarian sectarian populism path? And general corruption and incompetence everywhere? Sure, 100%. But lots of other countries will continue to engage based on sheer realpolitik unless India went way farther down the rabbit hole. Nations rarely have "friends" they have interests. And at this point countries are mostly resigned to not making a big stink relatively speaking about what other countries do internally so long as it doesn't turn into fricking with other countries (that they care about). India's dysfunction is primarily internal or aimed at countries the West dislikes or is threatened by more, so no real problem there.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it has a huge mountain range to its north and a massive about of ocean front.
            There is a water source vulnerability in that area due to Kashmir and Chinese incursions, unless I am mistaken.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >A bunch of companies now trying to hedge against China are plowing tons of money into moving around 1/3 of manufacturing to India despite its shit, well
            Those fricks are just trying to shift there tax loopholes over to new slaves. But they forget that indians make terrible fricking slaves. Both dot and feathered.
            Should have stuck to bugmen. They'd have taken a 2c raise.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Do they even have any nuclear allies?
          Britain has a new Prime Minister who seems unusually keen on a very, very tight relationship with India. In fact, he called up Modi almost before anyone else once King Charles officially granted him the position yesterday morning.

          Technically, the U.S. is a nuclear capable ally, even if India's behavior over the last couple of decades has been pretty buttholeish. I think the pajeets finally figured out that attending a university in America does not automatically convert them into whites so they have to return home in shame, still brown, and back to using designated shitting streets. They're pretty bitter about that.

          Anyway. To your question: UK & U.S. Somewhat technically on some points but, overall, nuclear capable allies. There's nothing to really set these countries against each other in an adversarial sense ... just sometimes one or the other of them does something to annoy or maybe even piss off the others. But they're all stuck with each other because the other options are much worse.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            India has some valid cause to resent the US. We boosted up China to be a threat when they were a laughingstock. We spent decades aiding the Paki scum until we learned the lesson all who bargain with Mohammedians learn. We're closely tied to the UK in a way that is almost unique on Earth, and India still feels poorly about them. Until recently, the Soviets and later Russia had been surprisingly reliable.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              India dislikes the UK because it's easier to blame a coloniser for all your problems rather than blame yourself. The Irish do it as well. Claim that had X not happened you'd by Y.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no one actually likes the UK, it's just that the US took over the role off fricking up countries

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hi vatBlack person. Frick off.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The Irish do it as well.
                Well, you did try to starve them to death, then lied and pretended you didn't, then emptied your prisons and bum-houses of violent criminals and WW1 alkies to fill out the ranks of the black & tans and go beat the shit out of women and children.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Aren't relations strained with the US at best due to decades of the US picking Pakistan as its ally in the region over India?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe re-read my post for the actual words I chose? They were meant to have meaning. A couple other people also weighed in with valid comments, with some crossover on this theme. "TECHNICALLY," you would use the word "ally" rather than "adversary" or "enemy." India would have to something as moronic as russia invading Ukraine right at the start of mud season with an army that doesn't even know it's engaged in a war (just to pull a random, purely fantasy example out of my ass) to lose the goodwill and backing of the U.S.

              Also, the U.S. didn't really "pick" Pakistan. Pakistan was the option that was left after India did some utterly fricktarded shit that makes vatBlack folk look like genius professors at MIT. There's been no time in the past 50 years that any part of India was stable enough for the U.S. to invest in military options on India clay, something which India also made clear they weren't going to tolerate. Politically, it wasn't an option because India wouldn't/couldn't get its shit together long enough to decide what the frick they wanted, other than free gibs and more free gibs and more free gibs.

              Pakistan used to have a secular government, populated with some of the most educated men on the planet, men who had attended some of the best universities the West had to offer. It was very similar to Iran before the Iranian revolution of the1970s and Iraq before Saddam Hussein turned it into a shithole. Very secularized, very Westernized, cosmopolitan. After the Soviets fricked the region over with its Afghanistan adventure, Pakistan was one of the collateral casualties as it slid into a muslim shithole.

              Problem being, Dick Cheney and his puppet monkeyboy had no idea that had changed by 2002/2003 and tried to use Pakistan as if it was the Westernized country it had been in the 1980s. Whoops.

              And here we are.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                All this. Also
                >Pakistan used to have a secular government, populated with some of the most educated men on the planet, men who had attended some of the best universities the West had to offer. It was very similar to Iran before the Iranian revolution of the1970s and Iraq before Saddam Hussein turned it into a shithole. Very secularized, very Westernized, cosmopolitan. After the Soviets fricked the region over with its Afghanistan adventure, Pakistan was one of the collateral casualties as it slid into a muslim shithole.
                When Afghanistan first kicked off, Pakistan was still seen as the lesser of evils and potentially something that could be worked with. It was still under relatively secular military rule, albeit definitely on the way down. Everyone knew paki intelligence agencies played footsie with Muslim terrorists as part of their enmity with India, but it was often viewed the same as America itself who armed Muslim groups against the Soviets in the past. The inmates weren't clearly running the asylum.

                And also Afghanistan just plain is a shit place in terms of logistics. There were times when the US simply had zero good options. Which you could argue was a reason to never go there beyond the initial revenge campaign and then immediately leave but sadly we had idiots in charge.

                One of the many good things about finally getting the frick out of there is that it's not our problem anymore.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There's also the french method.

                Selling weapons to both countries

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not great, not terrible. They should be able to mostly feed themselves, and they're not facing immediate demographic collapse, but don't expect them to become rich and powerful, or anything. They'll lose a lot of income as Western demand for their IT services declines.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I foresee India buying 64 Rafales pretty soon to add to those they already have and potentially replace their Su-30s as frontline fighter in case of another confrontation against Pakistan or China, if Russia decides to stop supplying India with spare parts. Also they probably learned not to send Mig-21s against F-16s.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'd disagree with the other anons and say they are in quite a bit of a difficult situation exacerbated by their stand off ish diplomacy towards their small neighbours. Having two nuclear powered countries at your border is always a cause for concern, particularly if one of those countries is Pakistan. China I believe isn't moronic enough to resort to nukes even in case of a serious war, but we'd have said the same about Putin 12 months ago. I do agree they are geographically well off with mountainous terrain making ground invasion quite difficult for both Pakistan and China. That being said, the latter has been sighted building military infrastructure near their contested borders including an air field while Indian soldiers live in conditions so bad that soldier suicide happens quite a lot apparently. Aside from these concerns, I believe one point that's often overlooked is that Pakistan-US relations have been strong since the 60s to the point of institutionalization, and no matter how much saber rattling Biden does it will be difficult to break it off and build a similar relationship with India instead, despite Pakistan also getting Chinese honey.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >baka colonizer, it's not like i want to send you a good morning text or anything.
          >do the needful and leave me alone

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The problem with India is, even with all the starting advantages they had as some kind of bargain (being a post-colonial country, good geography, large population and territories, etc.) it has managed to jeopardize its foreign relations so hard that no one really thinks it's a reliable ally. And when everyone thinks like that, they would only see India as a convenient tool to use and discard when they're done with the country. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy after years of moronic Hindu chauvinism, gaslighting their entire society into blaming the Brits for everything wrong with their society, being unwilling to accept external criticisms (which are often more objective due to the disinterested nature), among other things. And of course, their pretense for muh third world Cold War neutrality, and all that, even though at this point it's just a bullshit excuse for short-sighted opportunist ventures.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Indias main sources of fresh water rivers flow from China.
          China is building damns across its north west boarder, and will be able to hold Indias water supply to ransom.
          India is fricked when the water wars start in a few decades, just like every country that does not control the entirety of its fresh water supply (check out the Grand Ethiopian Dam, Egypt is FRICKED)
          unless of course someone figures out a fuel efficient desalination method for massive quantities of sea water

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Most places with water shortage also have a lot of sun, so the solution is obvious

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >damns
            >boarder

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw I live on one of the world's largest freshwater lakes in the world
            The peasants will have water rations of 4 glasses a day, and NO MORE.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >just like every country that does not control the entirety of its fresh water supply
            chyna sounds fricked too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Consider just how desperately out of cash russia is right now. Trading off what assets they have is one of their only viable options. They can even trade fully assembled nukes that they know for a fact don't work because countries (like Iran & North Korea) would gladly have them just to disassemble them for their own research. As far as russia is concerned, they get whatever they trade for, and make the nuclear waste from non-functioning missiles "some other country's" problem.

        Most countries that have enough to trade russia for nukes don't have the infrastructure in place or even the basic knowledge to maintain a working nuke in working order. For most places that would even attempt such a thing, if they trade for a working nuke, it won't remain working for very long ... creating a strong incentive to "use it or lose it."

        It occurs to me, the West could attempt to covertly buy/trade for russia's nukes (or, at least some of them) by going through a proxy country. They wouldn't get even close to all of them, but every nuke removed from russia can't be used. Each single device is a small but significant victory. Also, massive evidence that russia is a terrorist nation selling nukes off to the highest bidder. If that news were to break, the entire world would be ten times more pissed off at russia than they already are. Maybe even 100x.

        If anyone can even imagine that amount of rage & anger.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >make Putin sell nukes because his bottom line is hurting from sanctions, then expose him for selling them
          That would be the rough equivalent of entrapment, but, then again, international politics doesn't actually have laws. If you can get away with it, it's "legal".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >That would be the rough equivalent of entrapment
            No, entrapment is only a thing for individuals, not organizations, and even then it's not just any covert buy it would have to actively be induced. But nukes are so serious (and traceable) that the only framework that works is that if you build one you are responsible for it. That includes securing it, even against someone trying to actively bribe you for it. Nobody gives a frick about quibbles or excuses if a city goes up, if you can't secure it you shouldn't have made it in the first place. Additionally if "oh it wasn't us" can be used then there is the incentive to purposefully slip them to terrorists and evade responsibility which just can't be a thing.

            So yeah there'd be no "getting away with it."

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >entrapment
              Go frick yourself. Apparently the Dunning-Kruger levels over at /misc/ are getting low. You should return quickly to replenish them.

              I'm not saying it would be a *bad* thing to permanently frick king monke over so hard nobody would even wipe his ass on him. I'm quite aware that state actors are held to much higher scrutiny than the average self-propelled anus carrier.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not even just states, there are plenty of companies and such where the standard is "you are always responsible for everything no matter what short of act of God, so you best train your people to deal with hostile criminal elements and even states". Companies that deal with certain biosafety lab research involving level 4 type pathogens, chemical companies, nuclear material/production handling companies, the really black project companies etc. Or major life/safety stuff. At some level reasons stop mattering, part of the job is that hostile agents will be trying to get whatever it is you're doing, so no excuses allowed, it's part of what you're getting paid for.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >entrapment
            Go frick yourself. Apparently the Dunning-Kruger levels over at /misc/ are getting low. You should return quickly to replenish them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Consider just how desperately out of cash russia is right now. Trading off what assets they have is one of their only viable options. They can even trade fully assembled nukes that they know for a fact don't work because countries (like Iran & North Korea) would gladly have them just to disassemble them for their own research. As far as russia is concerned, they get whatever they trade for, and make the nuclear waste from non-functioning missiles "some other country's" problem.
          If Russia started selling to countries like that it'd be just or more as bad to other countries as them using tactical nukes in Ukraine, so no that'd still kick off a big response. If they sell to terrorists than in addition to response non-zero chance some of those come right back at Russia.

          Seriously though nukes have signatures and if Russia sold a nuke to someone who then went and used it on the West it would (and must) be treated as if Russia used it, that's the framework already and it's a required one. The only way a nuke market develops is if it was allowed to get normalized and I still think it'd stay nation-state only since it'd still make sense to assign responsibility to the producer.

          >It occurs to me, the West could attempt to covertly buy/trade for russia's nukes (or, at least some of them) by going through a proxy country
          I assume this is already a thing, that a big thing intel agencies in general sniff around for is any nukes going for a walk.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Check the graph for working warheads

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Surely no one on earth believes Russia is capable of maintaining a nuclear arsenal. The only solution is to disarm then balkanize.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'd argue that the NPT is already dead thanks to Libya and Ukraine showing that nukes are the only real method to keep nuclear armed powers away.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This, Iran will never sign a treaty that leaves it more than a few months away from getting a bomb. Same goes for any country that wants global influence independent of the US and China.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. If russia go unpunished after using nukes, it would mean you can glass your nieghbour.
      china-india-pakistan triangle would go nuclear fast.

      >glass
      You can only glass a desert middle eastern country because it’s molten sand that turns into glass, not forests/fields/cities, you cretinous imbeciles parroting terms you clearly don’t understand

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to break it to you anon, but most soil is ~ half mineral, of which it is mostly silica, aka sand. The organic material and water in soil near the epicenter will be vaporized in a nuclear detonation, leaving silica and other minerals to be fused by the heat. Airburst detonations would probably be less likely to produce glass, however.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Based geologist

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Even the Hiroshima detonation created melt glass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >only the desert has sand

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >this moron doesn't know about trinitite

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A nuke for a nuke. If Russia nukes Mykolayiv, Kaliningrad must be nuked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what if Ukraine forces Putin's hand by using their dirty bomb?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SAAR, DO NOT REDEEM THE NUKES BLOODY BASTARD b***h

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The curry has been stirred.

    I repeat, the poo is in the loo.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Literal streetshitters tell you to stop being an annoying Black person
    Oh, how low has the once mighty Soviet Union has fallen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is no USSR to fall, it no longer exists much to the joy of successful escapees.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >SIR, PLEASE DO NOT BE REDEEMING THE NUKES PLEASE
    >PLEASE SIRS DO NOT
    >SIRS

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >India warns Russia against using nukes
    Wait. Didn't Prime Minister Modi already scold Putin to his face like a disobedient child on this issue? I remember seeing the footage. Tzar Pooty Poot walked out of that meeting 1 1/2 inches shorter, even without factoring in the defeated slouch.

    (P.S.: Also noticed, Modi has weirdly long fingers/big hands. I wonder how emasculated that made Pooty feel.)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek he wears lifted soles or something, look at that ankle

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you mean like that troony manley Kadyrov?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >troony manlet

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            With all the shit Kadyrov's been talking, I really hope he somehow gets captured by Ukraine and then brutally executed. Impaled while alive would be my preference. It fits the musselman.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Impaled while alive would be my preference.
              And burned in pig fat.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Impaled through the anus with a rough wood steak, crucified on a cross, slathered in pig fat and lit on fire.

                >somehow gets captured by Ukraine
                Maybe this could happen in the SBU got lessons from Mossad in taking down commanders deep inside enemy borders.

                Why not go for something slower? Strip him naked and put him in a gibbet on the Euromaidan. Wait for him to die of exposure, thirst, or secondary infections from injuries sustained while forcing him into a cage too small to fit him. Then feed him to some pigs.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Impaled while alive would be my preference.
              And burned in pig fat.

              Impaled through the anus with a rough wood steak, crucified on a cross, slathered in pig fat and lit on fire.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >somehow gets captured by Ukraine
              Maybe this could happen in the SBU got lessons from Mossad in taking down commanders deep inside enemy borders.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Considering he keeps Ukrainian POWs captive personally for torture in his "human zoo" apparently, there's not really a fate bad enough that I wouldn't want for him.

              >somehow gets captured by Ukraine
              Maybe this could happen in the SBU got lessons from Mossad in taking down commanders deep inside enemy borders.

              When anon, apparently Israel is finally assisting with intelligence matters

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              For me, it's skinning the Chechen leadership alive and dumping them into salt flats

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Impaled while alive would be my preference.
              And burned in pig fat.

              [...]
              Impaled through the anus with a rough wood steak, crucified on a cross, slathered in pig fat and lit on fire.

              [...]
              [...]
              Why not go for something slower? Strip him naked and put him in a gibbet on the Euromaidan. Wait for him to die of exposure, thirst, or secondary infections from injuries sustained while forcing him into a cage too small to fit him. Then feed him to some pigs.

              Alright armchair psychos, that's enough LARPing for one day.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What weapon did Shoigu ever touched again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He has undergone several standard Russian army training rapes and is the most trained gorilla wrangler in the Russian federation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So he fights for bananas?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a piece of wood that looks like a makarov if you squint

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning, sirs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >staring at the world
      >through anus-colored glasses
      Such is the life of a poojeet.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SIR, PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoigu please listen, you are wrecking the peace. Shoigu please listen to my call.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >friendship ended with russia, now uk is our best friend

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How long until he too gets forced to resign? Will he last longer than Truss?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That depends on whether he tries to do the same shit Liz tried or has some less damaging ideas instead.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on what Boris and his followers do. There's a year and a half or so until the next election and Johnson will want to be party leader again by that time. The attempted coup is inevitable but when is question.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not conversant with britbong politics. Didn't the coup literally just happen? Some thot campaigns on patently false promises/lies about her policy goals, gets elected PM, deliberately crashes the economy to let the man behind the curtain take power... y/n/m? It seems super obvious and even a bit hamfisted from the outside, though I am aware that the British people treat hamfisted as more rather than less credible...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sunak was the favourite of Tory MPs to replace Boris. During the Tory leadership campaign many games were played by all sides, including contenders asking their supporters in parliament to vote for opponents who they considered to be the weakest. When it got to the last two candidates it was put to Tory party members who predictably voted for the white person who would cut their taxes. Much like Brexit this was not a result that the great majority of Tory MPs wanted.

            To absolutely no one's suprise Truss was a totally shit show who caused a financial crises with her first statement to parliament. Every single media appearance was also a total disaster. Consistent polling showed an absolute annihilation of support for the Tories, with some even suggesting they would lose all of their seats. She needed to be got rid of as soon as possible so the 1922 committee changed the rules so a much higher amount of support from Tory MPs was needed to run for party leader and a much much tighter timescale (a week compared to months last time). No one else was able to get the required level of support by Monday so Sunak was crowned. It was essentially middle ground conventional Tory MPs staging a coup against the right of the party and the members of the party.

            Boris was apparently getting his supporters to vote for Truss during the last leadership contest as he thought she would be a total shit show and people would be begging him to return within a year. However it moved much quicker than what he was expecting. Due to current scandals Boris is very unpopular domestically just now, it will be a few years before that changes (if it does). He will most likely delay any leadership attempt until after the Tories lose the next election and hope to lead them into victory in 2030. Pretty unlikely to happen. Tories will be out until 2035.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's going to last much longer short of another truly calamitous frickup. The fact is that Tories are starting to head towards election. They will certainly resist calling an early one because right now they would get SLAUGHTERED by Labour, like they're 30 fricking points behind. But they will be forced by law to call an election no later than Jan 2025, so around two years to go and less before things shift into hardcore campaign mode. Constantly dumping and swapping PMs eventually becomes a bad look all by itself so there will be increased resistance to doing so again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He will resign after he loses the next election. At this point Boris will come back in as leader of the opposition.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That multipolar world order seems to be coming along nicely. Well done, monke.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're not concerned about nukes killing Ukrainians, they're concerned because it would mean they'd have to cut all ties.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hallo sir putin, am reminding you of terms and conditions yes? Please of doing the needful and do not redeem
    T. Moodi

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im certain even china has warned russia not to get the nuclear genie out of the bottle, just not in public

    every nuclear power benefits from the nuclear taboo, the first moron who breaks it will be in trouble

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do not use the nuke you bloody bastard

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sir, please do not be of nuking today, thank you come again

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIRS DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD NOOOOO

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What is the deal with the whole "good morning sirs" and "do not redeem" thing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Indians apparently love to type in "good morning sirs" in their random contacts in whatsapp and the other one was some phone scam thing and the pajeet scammer guy got scammed in return.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          wrong one

          ?t=3183

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wholesome cringe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >“They’ll call you and say, ‘did you see that good morning?’ ” she said, and she doesn’t know what to say because she rarely reads them. “Most of the time my notifications are on mute.”
        Good morning sirs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      indians love to do a lot of scamming. want to come ride my bike, baby? six speed fast driving, najmuls bike slow, slow as cow shit. you come ride with me, lady. show you a good time.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Stop playing with the Slurpee machine it is not a toy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      STOP USING THE DOUBLE GULP CUP FOR THE SLURPEE

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING RUSSIAN SIRS! Please DO NOT REDDEM THE NUCLEER SIR! Is very very very important!! Do NOT redeme sir!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MADAR CHOD WE SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU SIR NOT TO NUKE UKRAINE BLOODY BASTARD ARE YOU STUPID

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YOU MOTHER b***h

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I FRICK YOUR SISTER, YOU FRICKER, DO YOU HEAR ME?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    by jeevs sir, you were only meant to blow the blooming doors off

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do the needful or get off the street.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL have a good morning
    You WILL do the needful
    You WILL NOT redeem
    You WILL show bobs and vagene.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good post, sir

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good, morning, Sirs! Indian nuclear missile silos are powered by Durgasoft.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    India is like turkey: an ally only when convenient

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the pajeet is warning the Ukrainian side.
    read the article.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >warns a non-nuclear state to not launch nukes
      Genius

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sanjay is telling the Ukrainians not to create dirty hohol bombs

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    GOOD MORNING SIR, THANK YOU FOR HAVING DONE THE NEEDFUL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good morning, sir

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would forgive Russia for existing and would even accept every Russian as my brother if they suddenly dropped their entire nuclear arsenal on every Indian population center with more than a 1000 people in it

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay. General Superapocalypse's counter-assault will bring India to Russia's side

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *