In Australia you can buy 12 hectares of bush land for $30K USD only 3-4hrs from the coastal paradise of the Gold Coast and Brisbane.

In Australia you can buy 12 hectares of bush land for $30K USD only 3-4hrs from the coastal paradise of the Gold Coast and Brisbane.

Now that's PrepHole there

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What about the emus?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically as a foreigner, the Emu Occupational Government considers you a freeman and currently in the interest of attracting overseas investment, you can currently get the human land ownership permission stamp for free, normally that starts at over 80k dollarydoos (~$1000 US) minimum for their human subjects.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >AYE LOOK AT THIS LOOK THIS OP HERE IS A FINE Blackhomosexual SPECIMEN, AUZZIE IS FULL M8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish all Australians were like Steve Irwin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dead?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel attacked

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Australia
    Shit-tier country for going PrepHole, far too hot.
    >coastal paradise of the Gold Coast and Brisbane
    Also probably one of the worst areas in the developed world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the gold coast is the epitome of class division. the have's and have-nots are literally across the street from each other.
      i worked there as a bouncer for a number of years and it was either "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!" or "GIT FACKED YA KENT"
      fuck the gold coast, i piss on it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1. Fuck off we're full
    2. Living costs in Australia are so high that if you live in the middle of nowhere what you pay in utilities/gas/tax may see you lose money relative to your income. The people who buy these blocks are a distinct kind of hilbilly, people who go into early retirement and try to live off savings in the middle of nowhere. They aren't employable, social, they need medical care they can't access, they need social support but are antisocial
    3. "Australian bush" isn't a forest, it's not vacant land, it's not arrable land.
    You're looking at double the price of the land just to get water tanks, power lines etc put in. On or off grid doesn't matter. Your looking at 20k to clear the land of invasive vegetation, you might not even have a viable driveway.
    4. Australia is the continent of forest fires. Much of this land is at such extreme fire risk that you're expressly forbidden to build on it. Everything will be destroyed and you will be killed by grass fire if you don't maintain the land and account for fire risk. Fire trucks might not even come, or be able to come. That's just grass fire.
    For a full on forest fire your property is straight up charcoal, you may get out alive, you may get cut off by the fire.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also keked when I read "2 to 3 hours".
    That's highway speed at 100kmph, in terms of distance you're further away from the sea than some inland states of America.
    I'm 3 hours from the sea, I live in an arrid desert where theres not even a river. I can't swim. I've been to the sea once in three years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Strewth. I'm 30 minutes from the coast. Costs me $20 in fuel to get my feet wet.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pic relate.
    200 hectares of land that's not fit for agriculture, not even enough grass to graze sheep. You may or may not get a seasonal creek or scoop dam, the soil may be alkaline and salty, it's a tinderbox and every tree trunk is stained black from the last 6 fires that passed through in the last ten years. The trees are worth less than it would cost to cut them down, there's no access road for logging anyway. The land probably doesn't even have a fence around it, for most intents and purposes it doesn't matter who's land is who's. Expect guys with guns, motorbikes etc to just run through your land drinking premix rum and coke, if you see a helicopter either someone died or the police are searching for weed fields.

    You'd struggle to grow weed because there's no water, nobody wants to run around the bush tending to 200 scrawny dope plants. You can grow shitty bush weed for yourself if it's worth your time

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A paradise it is not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That absolutely is paradise you rotten little Melbournite

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wrong
    i live 3-4 hours inland from brissie/GC and its all cattle farms and cotton farms
    any spare scrap of land gets bought up by farmers looking to add it to their 2500 acre collection, except for small bits near towns that they'll sell off 10 acres at 300k per half acre lot to turn into suburb subdivisions

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    $30k US will buy 6 acres of arable land with clean running water within an hour of an interstate highway in most of America.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 butthurt zoomies calling that a lie because zoomers are worse than boomers when it comes to using search engines for anything other than obscure creepy fetish porn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >6 acres
      OP was talking of hectares.
      Which as the name implies are a hec(k) lot larger than acres.
      12 ha are 30 acres.
      Yes, I do realize he was also talking of Aussie "bush" and not land that can actually be used for something other than "look at it".

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    australian women look like horses

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's all ugly as

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah shitty desert is cheap in the US too

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >and it only costs $30k USD!
    and it also costs your freedom

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Tasmania any good price wise? Looks pretty lush.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nowhere in australia is any good price-wise
      whole country is in a housing crisis.
      only place you're finding affordable land is literal desert with no power, no water and no road.
      in tassie's case you're competing against billionaires buying up the place to turn into mountain bike/hiking resorts, as the state is turning into the new hotspot for mountain bikers

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its 30k for the land because theres no water, no medical care, no internet, except maybe starlink, completely desertified, covered in invasive plants and animals, the costs would be way more than 30k. the only reason ANYONE should buy rural aussie land is for a private shooting range, animal research, mining or rock climbing. also, dont plan on building anything that isnt metal, because it will be on fire 6/12 months

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >brisbane
    >coastal paradise
    did you rip this from the real estate postings?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >living in queensland
    not worth it

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trust me, I am from those parts and I can have a wild guess where it is.

    you won't want to live there, I also have an PrepHole job so i know what the countryside is like

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