I'm shipping for the Marines soon. This is going to be so cool. I just wanted to say goodbye for now?

I'm shipping for the Marines soon. This is going to be so cool. I just wanted to say goodbye for now, /k/.

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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wort wort wort

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      LE WORT
      LLLEEEE LE SPRINGFIELD Black person WORT GO GO GO LE GO LE WORT LE LE EL PASO!
      OUT IN IN THE ERR TEXAS TOWN OF EL WORTO I FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ARIZONA RANGER WITH A BIG 44 SHORTY ON HER STRAWBERRY ROAN.
      HOW MANY BUTTS DO YOU ENGINE TWICE ON TVE WORT OF YESTERDAY!
      THEY SAY HALO KS MARTY DOBBINS ARB!
      WORT IS WORT LETS WORT LET WORT LE WORT LE WORT WOULD WOULD WOUDMLD WOOD WOULD WORT!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I found your family portrait

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this the result of mixing a stroke with speaking in tongues?

          LE WARTHOG IS LE GAY! LE EL PASO LE EL PASO BREAKFAST BAD CONCH METH!
          GENERAL PERSHING'S 69TH INFANTRY DIVISION OF THE Black person homosexual VANGUARD!
          WE SUCKLE THE ROAST!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the result of mixing a stroke with speaking in tongues?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeya laters, chump.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you do, stay behind the Chief.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hell yeah bro. I'm applying to a street to pelican seat slot.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Word of advice, the MA5 series (especially the MA5B) all have shitty twist rates for the 7.62 NATO round, try to pick up a BR55/BR55H ASAP

    And try not to forget about the army, yall marines cant stand to stay and slug it out with split lips

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yall marines cant stand to stay and slug it out with split lips
      Literally no one can lol.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give 100% all of the time. Do not quit on yourself. Never quit anything. All you need to remember is not to quit.
    Your mind can overcome any pain or discomfort . Do not quit anything.
    If you never quit they will help you become a United States Marine.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dear sarge, kicking ass in outer space, wish you were here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can hear you jackass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dear lieutenant, getting fricking killed by Flood, wish you were here

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hate ZOG as much as anyone but that pic is just fricked up.
    He's just a regular dude.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A regular dude who fell for histories oldest lie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Duh, most people are pretty moronic.
        No reason to hate him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wignat neets want you to hate real men. They despise fighting men because the existence of warriors wagering their lives for something as mundane as a counter-insurgency war contrasts with their lives as larpers who won't even organize a get out the vote effort for a claimed national decline.
      The weakest cop, soldier, or fed mogs anarchist larpers by merely existing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wignat neets want you to hate real men. They despise fighting men because the existence of warriors wagering their lives for something as mundane as a counter-insurgency war contrasts with their lives as larpers who won't even organize a get out the vote effort for a claimed national decline.
        >The weakest cop, soldier, or fed mogs anarchist larpers by merely existing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off, drag's been a thing in the military for centuries.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's that word for when morons can't tell when its a joke so they take it seriously and think they're in a group with like values?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What's that word for when morons can't tell when its a joke so they take it seriously and think they're in a group with like values?
              /pol/

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when you're weaker, lower status, and more disgusting than fricking troons and intent on displaying it
          Like I said. Larpers hate normal Americans and cheer when normals are hurt because even the dumbest, poorest, or craziest normal is like a god of success to them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Hmm, maybe I'll skip combat arms.

      judging by it, it looks like amputee and make up that they use for realistic training for combat medics to help them get used to seeing fricked up shit. sometimes they're combat vets who got wounded or some guy who got in a car accident. some of them really love freaking people out.

      to sever the leg like that, everything looks too clean. his uniform is way too fricking clean for it to be in the field. the force it'd take to sever the leg would at least spray blood all over his uniform over his calves.

      it's 100% fake

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    At least he wasn't a larper huh?!
    Now he cannot larp as a frickin cripple in a wheel chair watching his dumb wife steal his shit and leave him.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this a paraplegic they get to help with medical training?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ahahahahaha this guy's chest is gonna be turned into ground beef encrusted with micro needle shards.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he couldn’t pass odst training
    Lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine not getting picked for the Spartan program

      oof

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, focus on having fun and socializing anon, dont kiss ass. You’re gonna get hazed into getting blackout drunk at some point, hope you are a graceful one instead one of those that shit all over the place

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just remember that everything is a mind game and have fun shooting guns

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't fall for "The Old Lie" too hard. Have fun though, shoot a 50 and frick hookers in Thailand

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And don't forget to wrap your pecker.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hmm, maybe I'll skip combat arms.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm shipping for the Marines soon

    u deserve everything that is coming to u

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How much of a deranged homosexual do you have to be to:
    1: save this image to your computer
    2: enter a thread without reading what it’s about
    3: assume it’s about literally joining the Army
    4: post this image and le “die for israel goy”
    Literally Schizophrenia: The Post

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch out for your cornhole, dude.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for serving. Basic is not the real military, only a mental fitness test. Endure.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to be honest here.
    If America v China ever kicks off and the USA needs more bodies for its armed forces. I would volunteer for the Marines. Probably be first in the queue. Anglosphere citizens such as myself seem like pretty good candidates for international recruits, given that wartime conscription is not something I think the American public would accept regardless of the circumstances.

    Hell, looking at just how bad the US military keeps missing recruitment targets. I imagine it is only a matter of time before they open up to international recruitment.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Service guarantees citizenship

      This is already a thing and has been for a while. Foreigners can serve the US military and get citizenship.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those programs are hard as shit to apply for anon. I actually inquired about it back in my early twenties with the US embassy and I was given the bureaucratic run around. What I'm picturing is an actual, active recruiting campaign in anglosphere nations for the US military. Advertisements and American style recruitment offices/booths. Basically something as smooth as it is for American to apply, just with the addition of background checks from the nation of origin.
        I don't think it is a totally insane idea given how easy it would be to integrate and train people from anglosphere nations. If current domestic recruitment is not hitting those targets, why not widen the net? Especially in the scenario that things with China went hot.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >from anglosphere nations. If current domestic recruitment is not hitting those targets, why not widen the net?

          in all likelyhood white anglos would be the ones signing up since i know you guys have that shit in your blood but the current leadership in the US is very anti white and they would not likely enact what would be defacto immigration and combat training program for young white males lol.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          and I would imagine UK, AU, NZ militaries would be seriously against the US siphoning their potential recruits.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If the country and it's laws weren't so shit we wouldn't want to leave en masse

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy Sanghussy for me, anon. Let me know if it really opens 4 ways like their mouths do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only does it open four ways anon. But each part is fully prehensile.
      Imagine.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    all fricking splitjaws must fricking hang

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck! Don't eat the red crayons, they make you too jittery

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m jelly have fun

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