I'm shipping for the Marines soon. This is going to be so cool. I just wanted to say goodbye for now, PrepHole.
I'm shipping for the Marines soon. This is going to be so cool. I just wanted to say goodbye for now?
I'm shipping for the Marines soon. This is going to be so cool. I just wanted to say goodbye for now, PrepHole.
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I found your family portrait
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Is this the result of mixing a stroke with speaking in tongues?
Seeya laters, chump.
Whatever you do, stay behind the Chief.
Oh hell yeah bro. I'm applying to a street to pelican seat slot.
Word of advice, the MA5 series (especially the MA5B) all have shitty twist rates for the 7.62 NATO round, try to pick up a BR55/BR55H ASAP
And try not to forget about the army, yall marines cant stand to stay and slug it out with split lips
>yall marines cant stand to stay and slug it out with split lips
Literally no one can lol.
Give 100% all of the time. Do not quit on yourself. Never quit anything. All you need to remember is not to quit.
Your mind can overcome any pain or discomfort . Do not quit anything.
If you never quit they will help you become a United States Marine.
Dear sarge, kicking ass in outer space, wish you were here
I can hear you jackass
Dear lieutenant, getting fucking killed by Flood, wish you were here
I hate ZOG as much as anyone but that pic is just fucked up.
He's just a regular dude.
A regular dude who fell for histories oldest lie.
Duh, most people are pretty retarded.
No reason to hate him.
Wignat neets want you to hate real men. They despise fighting men because the existence of warriors wagering their lives for something as mundane as a counter-insurgency war contrasts with their lives as larpers who won't even organize a get out the vote effort for a claimed national decline.
The weakest cop, soldier, or fed mogs anarchist larpers by merely existing.
>Wignat neets want you to hate real men. They despise fighting men because the existence of warriors wagering their lives for something as mundane as a counter-insurgency war contrasts with their lives as larpers who won't even organize a get out the vote effort for a claimed national decline.
>The weakest cop, soldier, or fed mogs anarchist larpers by merely existing.
Fuck off, drag's been a thing in the military for centuries.
What's that word for when retards can't tell when its a joke so they take it seriously and think they're in a group with like values?
>What's that word for when retards can't tell when its a joke so they take it seriously and think they're in a group with like values?
/pol/
>when you're weaker, lower status, and more disgusting than fucking chuds and intent on displaying it
Like I said. Larpers hate normal Americans and cheer when normals are hurt because even the dumbest, poorest, or craziest normal is like a god of success to them.
judging by it, it looks like amputee and make up that they use for realistic training for combat medics to help them get used to seeing fucked up shit. sometimes they're combat vets who got wounded or some guy who got in a car accident. some of them really love freaking people out.
to sever the leg like that, everything looks too clean. his uniform is way too fucking clean for it to be in the field. the force it'd take to sever the leg would at least spray blood all over his uniform over his calves.
it's 100% fake
At least he wasn't a larper huh?!
Now he cannot larp as a fuckin cripple in a wheel chair watching his dumb wife steal his shit and leave him.
Is this a paraplegic they get to help with medical training?
ahahahahaha this guy's chest is gonna be turned into ground beef encrusted with micro needle shards.
>he couldn’t pass odst training
Lol
>imagine not getting picked for the Spartan program
oof
Cool, focus on having fun and socializing anon, dont kiss ass. You’re gonna get hazed into getting blackout drunk at some point, hope you are a graceful one instead one of those that shit all over the place
just remember that everything is a mind game and have fun shooting guns
Don't fall for "The Old Lie" too hard. Have fun though, shoot a 50 and fuck hookers in Thailand
And don't forget to wrap your pecker.
Hmm, maybe I'll skip combat arms.
>I'm shipping for the Marines soon
u deserve everything that is coming to u
How much of a deranged gay do you have to be to:
1: save this image to your computer
2: enter a thread without reading what it’s about
3: assume it’s about literally joining the Army
4: post this image and le “die for israel goy”
Literally Schizophrenia: The Post
Watch out for your cornhole, dude.
Thank you for serving. Basic is not the real military, only a mental fitness test. Endure.
Going to be honest here.
If America v China ever kicks off and the USA needs more bodies for its armed forces. I would volunteer for the Marines. Probably be first in the queue. Anglosphere citizens such as myself seem like pretty good candidates for international recruits, given that wartime conscription is not something I think the American public would accept regardless of the circumstances.
Hell, looking at just how bad the US military keeps missing recruitment targets. I imagine it is only a matter of time before they open up to international recruitment.
>Service guarantees citizenship
This is already a thing and has been for a while. Foreigners can serve the US military and get citizenship.
Those programs are hard as shit to apply for anon. I actually inquired about it back in my early twenties with the US embassy and I was given the bureaucratic run around. What I'm picturing is an actual, active recruiting campaign in anglosphere nations for the US military. Advertisements and American style recruitment offices/booths. Basically something as smooth as it is for American to apply, just with the addition of background checks from the nation of origin.
I don't think it is a totally insane idea given how easy it would be to integrate and train people from anglosphere nations. If current domestic recruitment is not hitting those targets, why not widen the net? Especially in the scenario that things with China went hot.
>from anglosphere nations. If current domestic recruitment is not hitting those targets, why not widen the net?
in all likelyhood white anglos would be the ones signing up since i know you guys have that shit in your blood but the current leadership in the US is very anti white and they would not likely enact what would be defacto immigration and combat training program for young white males lol.
and I would imagine UK, AU, NZ militaries would be seriously against the US siphoning their potential recruits.
If the country and it's laws weren't so shit we wouldn't want to leave en masse
Enjoy Sanghussy for me, anon. Let me know if it really opens 4 ways like their mouths do
Not only does it open four ways anon. But each part is fully prehensile.
Imagine.
all fucking splitjaws must fucking hang
Good luck! Don't eat the red crayons, they make you too jittery
I’m jelly have fun