Im going to travel to mexico next week. How can I bring my guns or am I fucked?

Im going to travel to mexico next week. How can I bring my guns or am I fucked?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bring a net and fish 8 out of any river/stream

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if i fish out a severed head instead

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        then you won't starve

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magnet would work better for that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Magnet would work better for that.
        I have animal magnets that I put in my pockets when I go to the clubs. The latinas flock to me like iron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was awful

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unless you want a good chance of being a hostage or dying don’t go.

            Unless you aren’t white, in which case no one would care your there anyway.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just research where to travel and avoid the no-go zones. Cartels mostly leave Americans alone because they don't want military death squads kicking down their doors, they can scarcely deal with octogenarian farmers who summon up the spit to resist them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lot of the cartel areas are also tourist hot spots and cartels will treat you relatively with kid gloves if you just clueless stumble around like a gringo. Best defense is to not look like you wouldnt be missed or would be worth a lot of money.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're at bigger risk from the generic Beaner than a cartel member. Don't bring anything expensive.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you bring your guns and get caught, you’re going to spend at least 3-4 months in gen pop in Mexican prison while the consulate figures out your case.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dying vs 4 months in prison. Tough choice

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 months in prision
        Thats just while you wait your trail.
        Carrying a gun without permit is from 2 to 7 years. If its a pistol bigger than .380, is up to 12 years. And another 6 years for importing the gun.
        So in total, up to 18 years in prision for a 9mm.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a Mexican prison, you’ll probably die anyway

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah i have trained bjj and krav maga for 3 years. Im gona be fine. I think ill rape the inmates instead

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a machete from the locals and keep it sheathed on your pants when walking around in public. They will get the message.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re a burger you can literally just drive into Mexico with it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you cant. Its illegal to own a gun in mexico unless you are da police

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s illegal to get caught.
        https://youtube.com/shorts/koWZup8UCSo?feature=share

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just like rape then

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it's all fine and good but the federales don't need an excuse if they want to fuck with you and that's a bad time to have contraband in the vehicle

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just have your cash out before they get uppity and ask to search you. They're lazy they don't want to have to search you, they just want their bribe. Ask them what you did wrong, offer to settle it on the spot because you won't be staying long, hand over the cash, and move on.
            You should have several ready to go sets of $50-$100 USD you keep in different pockets of your backpack, and one in your wallet, and as you burn through them handing them off just grab the next batch of cash and move it to your wallet.
            Get the international driver's insurance near the border before you enter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      don’t listen to this retard. They’ll confiscate them and you’ll go to jail. I know someone who went to jail for 3 days just for having a bullet in his car.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit. He probably have weed

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? Why would you EVER want to go there?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is my stance.

      America has New Mexico, it’s basically like Mexico but not Mexico

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idiot. You should travel you coward. The beaches and the bitches are fine.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would rather go to a functional country like Czechia, Iceland or Finland.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just go to El Paso, Texas, you dumbass. New Mexico is like white people trying to do Mexico. El Paso is like Mexican immigrants trying to do Mexico. And I’m talking first generation immigrants, not those blue haired gays with Spanish last names from Dallas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cigarettes are a lot cheaper 2/3rd of the price of them in the US is taxes. Honestly it'd be cheaper for me to do a round trip either booking a flight or driving cross country to Mexico to get dental work done than it would be to just do it locally at this point.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cigarettes are a lot cheaper 2/3rd of the price of them in the US is taxes.

        You're attempting suicide by lung destruction so be a free spirit and don't pack heat. Slow death is so cool, it's like dying of AIDS without being a hype.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I suppose you try to convince all the guys you fuck your aids aint that bad, gaylord.
          I heard a lot of you gays were moving from California to Mexico.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you shoot somone in mexico for any reason youll be fucked. If you leave your guns at home youll most likely be okay as long as your reasonably smart. My granparents vacation there without a problem or fear. Imagine being in mexican prison for killing a local. Imagine shooting somone who robs or exploits you only to find out they are cartel connected.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cartels doesnt exist bro. They are just bogeyman literally created by amerifats

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trick to getting away with murder in Mexico is to put the body in a barrel of lye. Once the body is dissolved, dump the contents out in the middle of nowhere and cover it all up with dirt. Then rinse the barrel out with water and ditch it in some random location.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The trick to getting away with murder in Mexico is to be in Mexico. The homicide clearance rate over there is less than 10%.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imbecile, theres ton of shallow graves no need to do any of that. The only reason the stewmaker was doing all od that was because they were killing fuckloads of people not just 1 body.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are fucked dipshit.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave your guns at home. Don't bring a truck with 4WD through the Sonora. Don't fall for obvious tourist scams. Stay out of shitty neighborhoods.

    Easy as.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't bring a truck with 4WD through the Sonora
      Why?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cartels love 4wd trucks. They won't kill you, but they'll take your truck.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would love to do the Pan American highway in my truck but it’s literally cartel bait and I would be asking to be left shot in a ditch for it.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking taking your pea shooters out of burgerlan is a problem
    >thinking US Customs and Border Patrol will think they yours and not more contraband

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the feds can pull you over for any reason they please, you will be a high priority target if you have US plates

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This. Mexico is pretty hood and fairly safe if you avoid the 1% of the area that is no-go for non criminals, and avoid stupid behaviors that are a bad idea anywhere.
    >don’t flash your wad
    >never go to a third-location
    >don’t start shit with the locals
    Etc.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretty good
      Welp that was a hilarious typo that ruined my post. You may now mock me unceasingly for turning off autocorrect on my phone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, fact of the matter is (at least according to them) the big cities like CDMX, Monterrey, Morelia are more or less just as safe statistically as big cities in the US.

      Then again I do take that with a grain of salt. It's no secret the cops are corrupt. The feds are greedy go to Mexico enough and eventually you will HAVE to bribe somebody

      That and so many areas are so desolate and poor I would think a lot of crime goes unreported. Whaddya gonna do walking down an unlit road, no cameras, no people, and some guy in a motorcycle comes by and robs you? You really gonna go to the police?

      It's a shame cause like all Latin American countries it's bountiful and beautiful but so insanely mismanaged and corrupt. Those places could be literal paradises but nobody will let them and if they have the opportunity to do so they don't care to anyway.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put a gun in a small bag with a half filled magazine and some empty casings.
    Put it in the car.
    Put some random car stuff on top of it.
    Put your luggage in.
    Pretend you forgot it was there after your last trip to the range, if they search and find it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will spend time in prison for this, they don’t go, “Oh no worries, you can just turn around”. They put you in prison and you’ll never get your guns back.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't fuck with tourists because they want the cash flow and people to buy their drugs. If you don't want to be fucked with the less you look like an undercover agent the less they'll give a fuck.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Honestly Mexico's military should just coup the government, kill anyone with known or suspected cartel affiliations, then hold an election.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, like the last 50 times?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, the military hasn't couped the government in some time. Maybe fifty-first time is the charm.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never going to work until there's someone that puts their principles over their paycheck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then someone from the military figures out that
      >hey, I actually could make more money through drugs than this
      and then it’s all ah shit, here we go again, again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You ever heard that phrase the cure is worse than the disease? What you're proposing is basically that. The two are so interconnected down there that what you propose is functionally infeasible if not outright impossible.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >What makes you think the Mexican police are so sophisticated or care so much to solve the death of some rando?
    This is basically true in large parts of the US too. There's a pretty high chance in shithole cities you're better off just leaving the scene and throwing the gun in a river. Not that I advocate this but shitlib cops answering to a shitlib government don't believe in self-defense. But the better thing to do is just avoid dangerous shitholes in the first place.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never go anywhere with a gun you wouldn't go without a gun.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico is 99% safe as long as you're white, or at least obviously American, arguably safer than many big American cities with large basketball populations.
    The cartels and criminals in Mexico make a living off of skinning their countrymen alive and getting touristbux. They generally avoid touching foreigners, because foreigners are their source of mucho dinero, and they don't want to scare off all those rich Americans.
    This carries the mutual corollary of not getting involved in anything remotely suHispanicious: that 1% unsafe is for the karen crusaders who think they're invincible and want to speak to Pablo Escobar's manager

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/FSVmKrB.jpg

      Im going to travel to mexico next week. How can I bring my guns or am I fucked?

      https://news.yahoo.com/please-don-t-kill-us-235940433.html

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually seem pretty reasonable. Calmed them down and asked them to turn around. Pull a pistol out there and you’d just get fucking hosed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure wish Miguel had shot for being gays,or even even worse dumb gays. One claims he's going to pass out and then they abandon the vehicle and proceed on foot?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"I’m not sure why they had a little bit of compassion, but I appreciate it," he added.
        Because a couple of fags from out of country who aren't there scouting for some other drug outfit are really not worth murdering.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Don't bring guns you want to keep. Even if the police let you go with a bribe/fine, you're basically paying a cartel to not fuck you because that's where that guy's real money is made.

    2. Don't use weapons assosiated with war or gangsters. No ARs, no AKs, no Glocks or pistol-grip shotguns. 22lr/38spl revolvers and 20ga break-actions are the best.

    3. Bring an engine block. Put it in the crankcase, and fill it with oil. If you can't fit it into it, then get a bigger engine block. You can get them from pick-n-pull. Otherwise use a bathtub filled with scrap car parts, medium-sized ones like wire harnesses, throttle bodies and disassembled alternators. Put the gun in a ziplock bag so it's not scratched. Fill the tub partially with used motor oil and antifreeze.

    You can get the gun into mexico this way. It is better to use a trailer because if caught you can legitimately claim you don't know who loaded it. If you're bringing a gun just to carry around a be a cowboy then don't, mexicans don't like that as you will either piss off village people (bad, this causes cannibalism) or cross narcos (also cannibalism, but posted online) or the government (no cannibalism but the FBI will know).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remembering you're a guest in someone else's home is good with any form of tourism. Nothing seems to make people escalate faster in anger than an arrogant or deliberately rude outsider causing trouble.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can’t

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you'll go to Mexican prison if you try

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cant i just bribe someone to let me pass?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are not as corrupt as they used to. Some of those fuckers have college degrees and they get paid reasonably well. Do not bring heavier caliber ammo than 9mm if you don't want your little asshole getting stretched out by Jose and his cartel friends in prison.

            You need one because the cartels will kidnap any white folk they see. But the feds and police will pull over any white person they see and search the vehicle, then imprison you for having a gun.

            Mexico is a 4th world shithole, the answer is not to fucking go. I can't believe people are this stupid to actually set foot in that place. It's a bunch of savage monkeys that engaged in mass cannibalism not even 400 years ago, they still have an insatiable cannibalistic bloodlust.

            It is very unlikely that you will be targeted by the cartels; in fact, the cartels are told to not target foreigners because they bring tourist money. There are plenty of white enclaves in Mexico city and other relatively safe areas because the cost of living is insignificant:
            https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/22/business/mexico-city-work-from-home-us-expats

            https://nypost.com/2022/07/28/mexico-city-residents-angered-by-influx-of-americans-speaking-english-gentrifying-area-report/

            https://i.imgur.com/FSVmKrB.jpg

            Im going to travel to mexico next week. How can I bring my guns or am I fucked?

            Get yourself a bat with barbed wire in Mexico. If someone tries to mess with you it is very likely that they will try to engage with melee weapons.
            I usually carry a machete in my pickup when I go visit my wife down there.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need one because the cartels will kidnap any white folk they see. But the feds and police will pull over any white person they see and search the vehicle, then imprison you for having a gun.

    Mexico is a 4th world shithole, the answer is not to fucking go. I can't believe people are this stupid to actually set foot in that place. It's a bunch of savage monkeys that engaged in mass cannibalism not even 400 years ago, they still have an insatiable cannibalistic bloodlust.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this really a common thing for westerners? I've read normally the tourist areas are pretty secure though

      But you're right, the travel industry has memed young westerners hard, especially young women who are eager to one up everyone and "see the world", like people would think it's crazy if a young girl went on a holiday to Iran or Syria or something yet they think it's fine to go holiday in a place where they murder people daily like it's nothing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Iran is a very safe country for tourists, unless the police thinks you're an anglo spy or something. Plenty of EU tourists go there every year without issues.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP craves nicotine so personal safety isn't a real player. xir just wanted to brag about it.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just what they need, another fat gringo smuggling weapons in.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >As long as you don't get the red light when you drive in. Every time I go I feel like I could easily smuggle one in (and keep it there) but I'm too scared to risk it.
    I have hit the fucking red light every. single. time.

    https://i.imgur.com/FSVmKrB.jpg

    Im going to travel to mexico next week. How can I bring my guns or am I fucked?

    Just source it locally. Depends what part you go to though. I usually feel fine with a pocket knife and flashlight, but I also dont wonder into sketchy areas

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can only bring a bolt action rifle or manual loading shotgun for hunting, and it is a very lengthy process to get the permit. Don't even think about trying to bring in an AR-15 or handgun, or for any reason other than hunting.

    Honestly anon, I would advise against it. Mexico is dangerous as Hell and there is nothing there that you can't find in the US or the Caribbean.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, former custom agent, Both US and Mexican Border/Customs will butt fuck

      https://i.imgur.com/FSVmKrB.jpg

      Im going to travel to mexico next week. How can I bring my guns or am I fucked?

      If you are caught with a gun and crossing the boarder.

      Bro just go to Arizona and try the best pizza in the country while having plenty of other places to explore besides plenty of gun ranges.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't find prescription meds otc and cheap dental work in the US

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A trad latina?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of those in the southern US states.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they are in US then they arent trad anymore. 100% used goods already

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go to literally any Catholic Church in Texas, Arizona, NM or southern California and you will find them.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you drive across the Mexicans don’t check American cars. Coming back might be a problem but US hardly checks either tbqh.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >taking your guns outside of America
    That is easily the most retarded thing anyone can do. You're just asking for trouble since every other country in the world is hellbent on punishing anyone with a gun.
    If you want to go to Mexico so badly take a flight

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