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>I'm going to anon's house if society collapses!

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom said you can't come over.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let them come, shoot them on site, take the food they brought. Profit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying they intend to contribute in any way

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could always use skulls to put on pikes anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m bringing the bud ( ‿ )ლ
        and the bussy ;D XD

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off weedgay, either you bring me PCP or I'll give you a rapid lead injection

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bud
          >bussy
          Based.
          I'll protect you sweetie.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >XD
          frick off

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I aint gay but theres no greater satisfaction in life than selling another's butthole to support your meth habit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish you didn't bring your bussy. I wish you only brought bud and your manlihood.
          *tchk tchk*

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But anon my dick aint gonna suck itself, now is it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We doing big ol bussy rips anon?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clothing can be a contribution

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let them come, shoot them on site, take the food they brought. Profit?

        They don't want you to know this, but people are made out of food.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. turning point hivefleet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your free prion diseases

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            haha-HAHAHA!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's only if you eat the brain you moron

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you wouldn't?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, don’t eat the brain you’ll get the Prion. Study the South Pacific Cannibals they managed to figure it out.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The people at the park are free. I haven’t paid for groceries in years

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They don't want you to know this, but people are made out of food.

          Enjoy your free prion diseases

          >Enjoy your free prion diseases
          this, why do you think Ms Clinton shakes so much and shits herself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kill friendlies
      >Profit?
      Kys, juden.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >friendlies in collapsed society

        morons raised by single mothers everyone.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doood it's going to be every man for himself like my favorite SHTF fiction
          Western SHTF fiction was a mistake.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I keep forgetting young Americans don’t trust their families and have few friends

            This is 18+ website.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, you should probably stop posting here if you can't differentiate reality from wish fulfillment fiction like a child.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wish fulfillment is thinking you will have BASED neighborhood community when society collapses.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, the idea that society is just going to completely end for some reason is pure fantasy. Actual societal collapse looks nothing like the fictional portrayals that popular SHTF discussion is based around.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then it isn't societal collapse, is it homosexual?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >real life societal collapse isn't really societal collapse because it doesn't match my wish fulfillment fantasy definition

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon, the idea that society is just going to completely end for some reason is pure fantasy. Actual societal collapse looks nothing like the fictional portrayals that popular SHTF discussion is based around.
                I dunno how you could say that when we had the BLM riots which were an extension of the same riots we saw with april 26 1992 in LA.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >b-but we had some riots that were confined to small areas of some cities
                Society has weathered worse.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >small areas
                you can just say you were shitting your diapers both times kiddo, doubt you were old enough to even see 92 lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BLM riots which were an extension of the same riots we saw with april 26 1992 in LA.
                That never happened you moron, you saw the same clips of the same city at different angles and convinced yourself that somehow they were coming to you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post a gun and your hand and/or nose

                If you want an idea of how pre-Ukraine war /k/ was like; back then (2019) it was schitzos talking about the "Everything Bubble" and how there would be a new worldwide Great Depression. There were people camping or LARPing about camping with BOBs or "survival kit" backpacks. Also more LARPing and speculation about postapocalyptic "solar flare", "civil war", or "giant earthquake" scenarios. The first few weeks of COVID were fun as /k/ was laughing at no-guns normies and winemoms for racing to gun stores, while talking about their stockpiles and equipment. I remember stockpiling a year's supply of flour, beans, and Maseca (beaner) in early February. Some people here went to their grocery store with military surplus gas masks to scare normies. Shit was fun.

                I remember one anon saying he sold off all his 5.56 at jacked up prices, said he would just buy it all back for cheap during the "Trump slump"
                Kinda wonder what happened to him.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know he's gonna dance around posting a gun even though all it takes is your most basic gun with a timestamp.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >your most basic gun with a timestamp
                Why would anyone waste their time doing that when anyone demanding someone post a gun almost always just goes further off topic with nitpicking things about the gun, the poster, or otherwise, rather than continuing with on topic discussion afterward? It's an argument that's almost never made in good faith.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is pure cope, it virtually never happens.
                Besides, posting gun is a prerequisite for you being here, it doesn't just absolve you of getting made fun of for having a dumb gun.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta, but a couple times someone has recognized the gun I posted (it's a USP Compact with an autism match weight) and decided to nitpick because I "posted the same gun as last time". you can't win because it literally isn't in good faith and they'll find a way to cope their way around it. all my other guns are illegal

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're pretty good
                >I can't post a gun with a timestamp because someone might remember it & they might also bring up something they don't like about it
                >they'll find a way to cope around it
                >all my other guns are totally illegal
                You're a funny guy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                get fricked Black person, now post your gun

                Ignore him. That poster occasionally shows up in SHTF related threads and starts demanding posters he wasn't even involved in discussion with post their guns, regularly samegayging while doing so.

                one wonders why

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm sleeping so soundly
                cannot leave bed for pen/paper

                https://i.imgur.com/ZqApIA3.jpg

                I'd let a reasonably attractive woman hunker down with me if she's willing to be my breeding slave

                booba

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ignore him. That poster occasionally shows up in SHTF related threads and starts demanding posters he wasn't even involved in discussion with post their guns, regularly samegayging while doing so.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posting gun is a prerequisite for you being here
                Frick off newflag glowie, everyone on /k/ already has a sturmgewehr, nugget, and forty-five in spirit by the grace of Meplat.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those guns are gay. You have shit taste.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >by the grace of [random tripgay]

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And there it is.

                >guns posted: 0

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone pretend to be him and post a gun on his behalf already, this is getting kinda sad =/

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why dont you kick the party off and post yours?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every single time. And brother I mean, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

                Why are you even here if you don’t have guns? This isn’t even a thread to learn about things.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Given 5.56 bulk ammo prices are generally between the ranges of .35ish-.45 CPR at the moment and that he most likely sold his stash for about 1.00 or maybe even 1.25 CPR, he made off pretty well. A scared boomer is easily parted with his money.

                At least primers are back in stock indefinitely now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He would have made out pretty well if he could control his emotions. You could sell 5.56 for 0.75-1.00 a round easily in 2020. By 2022 he could buy it back at less than 0.50. Thats a “bad” scenario and he still makes a bunch of money

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You weren't around for Katrina and it shows

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he still believes the bullshit stories of crazy levels of violence after Katrina despite the lack of any real evidence

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post guns and nose

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I knew a nig who lost most of his family and his foot in that shitshow. Wouldnt be suprised if they tried looting like idiots

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That never happened you moron,
                What never happened?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the idea that society is just going to completely end for some reason is pure fantasy
                Forever? Yeah, of course it is. People are going to build a new thing eventually. That said, it can take a while sometimes.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Bronze_Age_collapse
                >interconnected, proto-globalist society massively declines due to multiple factors like disease, famines, and wars, finally pushed over by some Cretan raiders
                >society remains as illiterate peasants being robbed by raiders until they can unfrick themselves at least a century later
                It also just so happens that a lot of basic signs that a civilization is declining in such a manner that a few frickboys looking for loot could topple it one day are also occurring today.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posts an example where society didn't just stop like SHTF discussion and popular fiction focuses on
                This is the post that started this post chain:

                >friendlies in collapsed society

                morons raised by single mothers everyone.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's almost like I was agreeing with you or something.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I keep forgetting young Americans don’t trust their families and have few friends

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude the whole point of having a ton of guns and ammo is so your poorgay loser friends can become your conscripts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This right here. Someones gotta be digging those potatos and booze doesnt cook itself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too dumb to spell "sight"
      >too dumb to make use of free labor
      Yeah, methinks you're not gonna make it.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remind me never to piss you off Anon ha ha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one has ever said this to you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Way to out yourself as never having female friends (or any normal friends really)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/lS2GPWy.jpg

          >I'm going to anon's house if society collapses!

          >Remind me never to piss you off Anon ha ha

          [...]
          My gf has a lot of family from all over the world, and almost none of them have ever touched a gun. So when they ask me if I own any, they usually freak out.
          Even though all I say is 2-3 rifles, a shotgun and a 4-5 handguns. They usually say some variant of
          >woah this guy here
          >wow I won’t piss you off
          >*raises hands in mock surrender
          I just laughed because 95% of my guns are not super combat oriented. But they think any gun could be used to take on the world.

          This all sounds very high school.

          https://i.imgur.com/Ujlu92M.png

          >Writings on the wall homie. Everything's fine until it isn't.

          >all the morons here who actually believe society is going to collapse and that this isn't just a joke

          Post gun

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nooooo this is my safe space where everyone need to pretend my fantasies can actually happen

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >guns posted: 0

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        at my high school graduation someone thanked me for not shooting up the school (this was over a decade ago)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You too?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same. I think it must have been the same pussy who reported me to the headmaster for being a potential threat during the final year.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's practically a rite of passage at this point

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does your name start with J?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I do belong here because some b***h said they same thing to me on the last day of school. She told me she always though that I'd be the one to do it. That was 11 years ago.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I do belong here because some b***h said they same thing to me on the last day of school. She told me she always though that I'd be the one to do it. That was 11 years ago.

          you two must be autistic and ugly as frick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, for me, it was
        >When the zombie apocalypse...
        >When shit hits the fan...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was always told
      >be sure to tell me before you shoot the place up anon
      to which I would often answer
      >why would I tell you?

      This was when I learned the power a moron like me holds over normal people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one has ever said this to you

      My gf has a lot of family from all over the world, and almost none of them have ever touched a gun. So when they ask me if I own any, they usually freak out.
      Even though all I say is 2-3 rifles, a shotgun and a 4-5 handguns. They usually say some variant of
      >woah this guy here
      >wow I won’t piss you off
      >*raises hands in mock surrender
      I just laughed because 95% of my guns are not super combat oriented. But they think any gun could be used to take on the world.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a gf's family member ask me once at the dinner table if i would shoot someone threatening me or my kids like it was some gotcha! when i said sure. That guy just kept nettling me while i was trying to eat a socially acceptable amount then frick off back to sex cave

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >omg you have a gun!? you wouldnt shoot someone... would you??
          many such cases
          some people live in a bubble and don't think bad things happen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think your a fricking idiot because I'm not American and have over 70 plus guns. Your post reads like some moronic child's fantasy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      your first mistake was letting literally anyone outside of your very close friends know you like guns without very slowly easing them into the reality of it. Quiet people obviously aren't capable of not airing out a supermarket, because clearly anyone who doesn't want to interact with a suave force of personality such as themselves must be mentally ill.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest “and then everyone clapped” moment of my life was when I was repeatedly told by classmates and teachers how likely I was to shoot up the school (I nor my parents even owned any guns) and then ended up helping to stop a shooter in my apartment complex and got an award ceremony from the SWAT team and crap and everyone and my school was told about it and the teasing instantly ended.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big if true.
        My 1st day after moving into an apartment my roomie went to the wrong door and got a gun pulled on him. Called me at work so i told him where my house gun was. Came home and he had scissors instead. Said he didmt want to hold a gun after what happened lmao he didnt last long

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you be bothered by someone saying this? It’s a compliment.

    Wait, unless you’re genuinely worried about society collapsing and you think “oh no, more mouths to feed” hahahahah you’re such a fricking loser anon it’s not gonna happen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait, unless you’re genuinely worried about society collapsing and you think “oh no, more mouths to feed” hahahahah you’re such a fricking loser anon it’s not gonna happen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha ive never seen this pepe before. You made me laugh hard anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will make a fine meal, please come over to my house during the end times anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cannibals get killed on sight.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only if anyone finds out, which they wont because ill be shooting and eating them lmao.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless they bring food and teach me good recipes. The "law of the sea" is an example of socially approved cannibalism in extremis. Do it because you're a freak gets the bullet but surviving off enemies is fine.

          It's also OK to feed enemies to livestock (not brains, prions le bad) for conversion into foods. Chickens and hogs will happily dispose of flesh. Having thought out how to consume the deserving is pretty basic. I deserve to live and those I would exterminate can make useful biomass.

          Had victors more sense they'd have fed captives to hogs rather than squander food on enemies. To take prisoners is literally to perpetuate your enemies vs. weaponizing them as force sustainment. For a based example remembered to this day I offer the Juvat headhunters memorialized by the 80 FS in WWII.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jungle Black folk who never invented pants vs western society who invented nuclear bombs. Act like a white person or frick off to the bush you c**t

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a compliment
      It's certainly not, you autist. It's merely neutral conversing, unless they're actually the type of person to have a BOB

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sure, dont forget to bring your little sisters too, I can protect them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've purposely invited people in the hopes of starting a heavily inbred survivalist family with moron strength in a few generations to prey on California's traveling through the mojave.

      Indescribably based.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, unironically. Having more numbers is a massive deterrent if SHTF, if the situation starts deteriorate because there isn't enough food to ration; then we should bug out anyways.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not accepting your new slaves
    pathetic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      make them do the shit jobs and risk their lives scavenging you supplies

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >immigrant boomer engineer, delightfully detached from the American political realities, welcoming me to the table occupied by no less than 10 turboliberal Californian coworkers: "Oh hey anon, we were just discussing guns!!! Everyone, this is anon, he likes guns"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make friends with the boomer and convert him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically love those situations though, not to talk about my guns, but to dispell the hottakes on AR15s and “we need more background checks”. Because none of them actually know the current laws.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Immigrant boomer engineer knew exactly what he was doing.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People in the Sarajevo siege discovered pretty quickly that if you were alone, you were dead. It doesn't matter how armed and prepared you are. Numbers win.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sarajevo siege
      >comparing an actual literal ethnic cleansing by an organized military campaign to "I saw some brown people at the grocery store today and a gay person on tv...western society will fall any second now"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're about 95% of the way to Yugoslavia

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boomer uncle is into prepping
    >There's always room for you anon
    >Chat with him about building impromptu shelters, nuclear fallout, snares, survival stuff
    >Frick around in the woods with him and shoot guns and stuff
    >Drink beers and talk about crazy societal collapse theories
    >In general have a great time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's just grooming you to frick your little twink ass.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you should be shot

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you should watch yo bussy, playa

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do israelites hate the intstituion of the family so much?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because sacrificing their kin is traditional for them, and they hate and fear how reluctant goyim are to do so.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they've been left behind by God as his chosen people and refuse to repent

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This, Christ is king nice to see a fellow believer in the wild. Love you anon reading this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        loooool

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but my grandpa. Made my dad shit n piss when he started taking me to gun classes as a kid. Now he is too old to shoot much so just sits on the porch with a beer watching me and the cousins blow shit up

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talking with boomer coworker about a tool I just bought
    >he asks if it's for guns

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sure thing, just put on this collar
    >I hope you brought your daughters/sisters too

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    “That’s fine man, I won’t be there and I’m taking all my stuff, but you’d be welcome to use the house till I get back, I’m gonna be raping and raiding”

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >omg I'm so le ebin based I can't wait for society to collapse I'm going to le epic own all of those libtards
    >go to range
    >he's clearly gunshy, doesn't even know how to reload his rifle
    >refuses to take any advice
    >shoots a magazine and a half and calls it a day
    >stands there awkwardly while you try to enjoy yourself
    I hate these homosexuals so much it's unreal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Other people standing there "awkwardly" gets in your way of enjoying yourself
      Who do you think you're calling homosexuals, you autist?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Act like you're gungho about muh larping
        >Horrendously ruin the vibe and act like a queer when it comes time to enjoy it on any level
        I feel like if you don't get what's wrong here that you're one of these homosexuals.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Other people standing there "awkwardly" gets in your way of enjoying yourself
          Who do you think you're calling homosexuals, you autist?

          And that's not even bringing up
          >Plan everything out because you're operating under the assumption that this homosexual actually enjoys the things he says he does
          >Take time out of your life to do this thing
          >Actively think of little drills and shit to run
          >He shows up and acts like a stuffy uncomfortable homosexual and it turns out to be a huge waste of time
          All because he wanted to seem like a muh ebin libtard owning larper but couldn't put his money where his mouth was enough to at least pretend to enjoy it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol this is my younger brother. He went to a well known military college and dropped out after literally 1 day. I cant even talk about anything more masculine than video games or he takes it as a personal attack on his manhood now. I just want my lil bro back bros 🙁

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean West Point or one of the Senior Military Colleges? That happens far more often than anyone thinks, it’s not a big deal. They called me up and tried to get me there, I told them frick off I don’t wanna.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah he prepared for it all thru hs and knew exactly what he was getting into. I tried to tell him nicely he wasnt the type but oh well. Hes gone off to normal college but it just makes everything awkward and lame. We used to go murder things in the woods and do fun stuff but he is now too afraid of getting called a pussy to get out of his comfort zone

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody is coming to your house
    its a simple joke and you morons take it too far and seethe in your head because you have no social interaction and take everything seriously

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're still not invited over anon. Sucks to suck.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody is coming to your house
      house comer hands wrote this post

      in all seriousness if there was some situation where food and safety was hard to come by you bet people would try their luck with guys they know have supplies and guns

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we wouldnt have any bullets left for raping n raiding after we dealt with the horde of klingons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The text of your post implies you understand what a joke is, but the context of it betrays that idea.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Telling your female coworker to stop being a b***h and saying i was just joking is in poor taste and a bad joke same thing if youre smart enough youll be able to extrapolate on that, if youve ever worked a register and something didnt immediately scan "haha i guess thats free!" Some shits just tired to the point that its become a marker of ignorance of poor taste and a lack of social skills.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have conversations like this at work on occasion
    >rather than people sperging out like OP, it's always laughing about the ways various coworkers can contribute, which is everything from keeping the war rig with at least 2 V8 engines because frick fuel economy running, to making clothes but only cute dresses because cute things increase morale

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, you sound well adjusted, what the hell are you doing here?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you, no one says this to be because I don't have any friends

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      or a job, huh?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I work in construction

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          gun ownership in the trades is actually quite high so you it would be in fact less likely anyways

          https://i.imgur.com/hjjmXXt.png

          >making friends at work

          Why?

          >childhood friends are either dead or in prison
          >anyone met at a range or from here is a fed

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gun ownership in the trades is actually quite high so you it would be in fact less likely anyways
            are you ESL? what did you mean by this?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I accidentally added an extra word and am laying in bed, feel free to frick off at any time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao nice coverup you dumb ESL homosexual. Bet you don't even own a gun.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post yours big boy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post yours big boy

                >post guns
                >no u
                >no u
                never change, /k/

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already did Black person

                https://i.imgur.com/j1V0sHU.jpg

                Every single time. And brother I mean, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

                Why are you even here if you don’t have guns? This isn’t even a thread to learn about things.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you didn't homosexual, that's my gun.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The fact you can't derive context because of a typo says more about your language skills than it does of the other poster. But oblige me a translation attempt (with parenthesis for my unnecessary addition for the context-deficient);
              >Gun ownership among trade skill workers is quite high, so (the occurance which troubles the OP) would be in fact less likely anyways (if one's peer group is derived from their coworkers).

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah man he typed like the slimy ESL he was so he was rightfully called out for it, he then proceeded to cope and seethe with a bad excuse and slither away in shame as he should.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Nah man", you're just a brainlet lashing out and embarassing yourself in the process through your trash buzzword vocabulary.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like cope to me, maybe you shouldn't write like an ESL moron next time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >works a job where shooting the shit is commonplace
          >still too autistic to chat with any coworkers
          I at least have the excuse of sitting in my own office

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >making friends at work

        Why?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I have a job, I just almost never talk to my coworkers because I'm not paid to do that.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not hiding your power level
    ngmi

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You have nothing to contribute and presume you have a right to the property, shelter, and means of survival of another.
    All the while there is presumably a world without rule of law?
    Going to be a lot of disappointed and dead people on that day.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the morons here who actually believe society is going to collapse and that this isn't just a joke

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Writings on the wall homie. Everything's fine until it isn't.

      Let them come, shoot them on site, take the food they brought. Profit?

      >There are people posting on /k/ right now who don't have enough guns, ammo, and food to supply a small army and enough trustworthy loyal friends to fill out the ranks in said army.

      Fight alone and you will die alone. Fight together and you will win the day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Writings on the wall homie. Everything's fine until it isn't.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some literally who is holding a sign once
          >this completely negates the economic Ponzi scheme we’ve been on since 1972
          >yes multicultural societies are the best that’s why they are so many historical examples of them working
          Frick off moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      History is full of examples

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    forgive me father for I have sinned, I was once that guy
    I am no longer but it weighs heavily upon me

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha no, i'm bringing the house to you
    >a-anon, what?
    >*knowing wink*
    >don't explain any further
    >walk away

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Told you, homosexual. You get the pink upper. Go rattlecan it and you can have a burger when you're done.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok, come on by, I have plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables, there's a spare room down the hall, don't forget you either cook or you do the dishes!

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody is going to make it alone. I don't mind when people say this, as long as when it actually happens they understand that everyone who eats, works.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know why but I always had this weird Fanta where I know when SHTF I’m going to die on the simple ground that I live in an urban area. However, I want my death to mean something so I store all types of information like makeshift weapons, medical manuals, survival guides, and even philosophy books as while I might not go on living I want to at least help contribute to humanity living as a species with a library of information that could help the person who stumbles across it. I know it’s weird but frick it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. When I kill you I'm simply eating all the food and using your books for a bonfire.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone ends up killing you in your own home for your stash of goods and pre-collapse information.
      Eat your heart out Oedipus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know I'm gonna die if shtf ever happens, my only real hope is I get to have at least a little fun before then.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my only real hope is I get to have at least a little fun before then.
        This, I just want to steal a sailboat and try to go explore the world, or maybe steal a sports car and get down to Tyndall AFB so I can try to be the last person in the world to fly an F-22. I don't expect to succeed in either of those things, but it's about the journey not the destination.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah i hope it happens when im at work so i can rob someone and fly to see my other family.
          t.-works at private airport

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a fantasy about buying one of those Czechoslovakian made 80% scale fighters and strafing people in the post apocalypse so you're a better man than I.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have a fantasy about buying one of those Czechoslovakian made 80% scale fighters
        Those things actually fly? I thought they were models.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope, they fly just fine. It looks like they're not terribly inexpensive by airplane standards either, even if it is a kit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember reading in a Command Magazine from the 90s a retrospective about Desert Storm operation, specifically it was the first time mass amounts of radio-controlled aircraft were used; they flew a bunch of trainer type prop planes to help overwhelm and locate Iraqi SAM sites before the real aircraft and pilots went in.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one wants to hang out with me, unless society is collapsing..

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 30 in June
    >never had a gf
    >still live at mom's place
    >saving up for a down payment on a house
    >have a car and finances all sorted out in my name
    >Cut out 90% of anime related things in my life, now I collect coins, learn about history, and play vidya

    Can I still make it bros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. You need experience to get experience.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cut out 90% of anime related things in my life

      No, you won't make it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even to buy a cheap and possibly shitty house (90-120k) you'll need around $10,000 cash for down payment, closing costs, attorney fees, etc. Good luck anon, seriously.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >30 years old
          >lives at home
          >thinks $10k is hard to come up with
          Dude how poor are you? Or how young are you? You could easily save that working any full time job if you lived at home and weren’t paying rent.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude thats not a lot of money and im a poorgay moron who hates the antichrist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use that money you saved to go on a trip to Thailand or the Philippines and get your dick wet so you finally get over your fear of women

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use your gun and kys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are doing fine. Age like wine and you will be fricking Chads daughters or whatever you kids say these days

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      same boat but almost 40
      waiting for the housing market to tank so I can finally buy a house instead of rent slave
      MORTGAGE RATES JUMP TO THE HIGHEST THEY HAVE EVER BEEN

      300k for a fricking trailer at 1500$ a month and a half acre is the best thing I can fricking find about now lads

      never trust biz. they told me housing prices would fall after the pandemic and that I should wait. now instead of a 2.1% mortgage its like 6.5% nationally.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The virgin schizo survivalist
    >The Chad communal tribe

    Oh yeah no you definitely don't want someone else to keep watch or help repair things or grow food or tend livestock or cook or clean.

    You'll obviously never get sick or injured

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of all the boards, I expect /k/ to be among best set after the great meme war. It'll probably look like Project Mayhem though, or maybe Caesar's Legion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I hope not the legion. It’s a miracle they even got out of Arizona with how badly managed the whole thing is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh we only saw the tip of the cuck army in the game. That one trader says their land is stable and no banditry. But im a yesman genocide all the tribes and rule over bones kinda guy so i think ceasar is lame

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    buddy of mine invited me ahead of time.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought joke actually died out, feels like a blast from the past.
    Whatever killed these meme is good?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friend of mine told me her and her husband were planning on raiding the local gun store in case of zombies. I reminded her that those who run said stores usually tend to use the wares within.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone thinks they're the main character

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone thinks they're the main character

      Kek they sound like they would be useful scavvers. No brains, all balls

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    well, you could try testing out quantum immortality (it doesn't exist, the soul playing you is just savescumming). the main character usually has special skills or a macguffin that enables him to survive/thrive when others don't, typically attracts others to his cause, and has things work out for him for the sake of the story

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny, my friends say this when they visit my parents home. they are doomer preppers.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a rare sight
    It's a "XxX-420_L0n3_W0lf-420-XxX" vs "I'm gonna be the war chief of my community!" Thread!
    I see why these died but it's a breath of fresh air compared to Ukraine posting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHTF posting is peak comfy. Retvrn to 2012 with zombie and SHTF threads

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish I had frequented this board more often before it became a war forum for discord kiddies. I want more survival/gunshit posting.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Infographics were cool but now it's easy glowBlack person accusations thread....well, maybe if they get too fun.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you want an idea of how pre-Ukraine war /k/ was like; back then (2019) it was schitzos talking about the "Everything Bubble" and how there would be a new worldwide Great Depression. There were people camping or LARPing about camping with BOBs or "survival kit" backpacks. Also more LARPing and speculation about postapocalyptic "solar flare", "civil war", or "giant earthquake" scenarios. The first few weeks of COVID were fun as /k/ was laughing at no-guns normies and winemoms for racing to gun stores, while talking about their stockpiles and equipment. I remember stockpiling a year's supply of flour, beans, and Maseca (beaner) in early February. Some people here went to their grocery store with military surplus gas masks to scare normies. Shit was fun.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it wasn't that great, but it was definitely better than >HURR VATNIK >HURR UKROP >HURR VATNIK ad infinitum

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If your life is shit and nothing good happens in it, then you're not anybody important.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just 3edgy5me anime MC backstories.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had some one say this once, I told them they're more than welcome to come, but they're going to have to provide their own food, water, protection, ammo, that they wouldn't just get a free ride, the response I get was
    >You're no fun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee that if you hadn't said anything, they would have considered it a tacit agreement that they were indeed entitled to all your shit and would absolutely show up if something happened

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Standard watch rotation is every 4 hours
    >6 shifts for watch per day
    >Bare minimum 6 people needed after SHTF to keep proper watch
    >12 people make one 4 hour watch per person every other day.
    It's funny when people assume they can do it all alone after SHTF. morons who need some place with beans to hold up are a valuable asset. Put a rifle in their hands and make them earn those beans, never let them forget who saved their life.

    Unless you have a huge family most people would be wise to have a few friends who know your place is chill during the apocalypse. If you start running low on supplies later just shot them and eat them. It's a win win. This is also why you need tons of extra gear so you can kit out at least 4 riflemen at once and ideally double that so the rifle team has backups of everything. This basic strategy will elevate you to defacto warlord of your area of responsibility.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unless you have a huge family most people would be wise to have a few friends who know your place is chill during the apocalypse. If you start running low on supplies later just shot them and eat them. It's a win win. This is also why you need tons of extra gear so you can kit out at least 4 riflemen at once and ideally double that so the rifle team has backups of everything. This basic strategy will elevate you to defacto warlord of your area of responsibility.
      based Warlorder

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”We are coming to your place if everything falls apart, Anon!”
    None of them have more than a handful of magazines for their guns and have literally zero survival, farming, hunting skills.
    I hate urbanites.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont understand how people cant grow things. U put it in the ground, water it, and trim off the dead bits. We arent growing le epic 102% thc buds here

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I dont understand how people cant grow things. U put it in the ground, water it, and trim off the dead bits. We arent growing le epic 102% thc buds here
        You know nothing about it though so why did you post you drug addled moron. Agriculture is not easy. It demands back breaking knowledge skill, some luck and the right materials including land seed, soil ,water, weather, fertiliser, drainage, herbicides fungicides and pesticides. Morons like you should appreciate your food more because you are most definitely incapable of growing it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd let a reasonably attractive woman hunker down with me if she's willing to be my breeding slave

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woman
      Should've said women. Be ambitious anon, but at the same time hedge your bets.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic not related, huh? That thing is so obese she's got a front ass.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You might wanna get tested for the gay anon.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >im coming to your house hehe xd
    cool im gonna eat you though

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >agree with whatever my moronic co-workers say about pop politics
    >own an arsenal of food, water, medicine
    >but absolutely no guns nor ammunition
    >especially not anything illegal, sawed off nor affixed with coat-hanger pieces

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sry bro, no vacancy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lil bo peep with a brand new b***h
      in the back of the club with the gothboiclique
      iced out teeth on an iced out whip
      with the limousine tints, you can suck my dick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >popping zoomers with face tattoos and homosexual cross earrings.
        life could be a dream

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOURE GOING TO HAVE THE BODY OF A GERIATRIC PATIENT BY THE TIME YOURE TWENTY-FIVE
        ITS GONNA BE FRICKING HILARIOUS
        YOUR IDOL IS A PUPPET CORPSE USED BY HIS SHITTY LABEL.
        SESH TILL I REST

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          mad youre not GBC? same bruh frfr

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do normies feel like they deserve to be taken care of by people who are more prepared and more capable?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?because they've been coddled by society there entire lives, you really expect people like that to just click online and get with the program? bruh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If my autistic ass can figure it out, they should be able to as well. You are right though.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    great! bring your friends.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally moving out of my moms house
    >she DEMANDS i leave half my MREs behind
    >i literally cant say no
    >have to say yes or she wont stop fricking nagging

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're leaving the house, that's your shit. Just take them when you got everything else out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh unless yr moms a b***h id say compromise and leave some, thus appeasing both parties honor. If its yr first time living on yr own you may need a helping hand somewhere down the line and its never a bad strategy to keep momma happy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does she think you will gorge yourself if you take it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she want you to leave the MREs behind? Is she planning to eat them?
      Are they, not yours?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how poor is she that she can't buy her own fricking MREs? They're not expensive by design.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're literally just trying to be nice you fricking spastic.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a rural property for SHTF
    >hidden, walled, has farmland, waterway and wells
    >gf mentions it in front of a co-worker she thought was a good friend
    >now everyone knows
    >people keep suggesting I take them camping there
    >make jokes about fleeing there when the next pandemic hits
    >"I guess we could work the land to keep our place, right?"
    >not a single one of them could keep a fricking houseplant alive for more than a month

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gf mentions it in front of a co-worker she thought was a good friend

      Good to know not only her coworkers can not be trusted, but neither can she

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Break up with her anon shes not worth it loose lips sink ships

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when society collapses i am gonna go nonce hunting

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that what having friends is like? Sounds nice.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>I'm going to anon's house if society collapses!
    My cannibalism plan is working perfectly.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sure thing bro but if you have no food or ammo to offer you will have to pay your rent as a butt-slave. How loose is your butthole?

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds nice, you're welcome even if society doesn't collapse
    i could use a friend

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >capable of defending a dozen people by myself
    >enough supplies for a dozen people more
    >panicking women will be the first to flock to me
    >this means a dozen women with their pussies wet from adrenaline, desperation and seeing me as the only competent male begging me for creampie breeding sex just like in my JAVs
    just kidding I'm from kazakhstan I'll shoot every female with an adult hip-to-waist ratio on sight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just kidding I'm from kazakhstan I'll shoot every female with an adult hip-to-waist ratio on sight

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not being excited for a slumber party
    Ok nerd

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have a bug out plan with best bros and physical maps to get to the meeting place
    NGMI.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres power in numbers, and your still the one with the gun. trade them security for labor, ezy pzy. besides, some of the people who would come knocking i actually like, and would even give a gun to in SHTF.

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