If you're fat, don't larp in front of a camera. You make the rest of us look bad

If you're fat, don't larp in front of a camera

You make the rest of us look bad

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You make the rest of us look bad
    You mean fat people?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fat people, gun people, tacticool spergs. People in general, really.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sasquatch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      samsquamch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=aF94M3_aKyNwu1Tv

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's not that fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >guy is a walking lard ball
      >not that fat
      humans arent supposed to look like that anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homie he looks like a meatball

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no he doesn't, he looks like a meatball on legs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a spicy meatball on legs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >massive gut
      >not that fat
      b***h are you for real?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he is at least 80lbs overweight if not 100lbs+, dude is morbidly obese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm obese and he's way fatter than i am. He's a certified red blooded american lardass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      back to /arg/ ash

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Skinniest american soldier

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sasquatch
    fat people who try make their size part of their personality are so damn lame. same with the self-identified "funny fat guys" in every social group who just yell over everyone and never seem to notice they only get crickets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. unlikable fat guy

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're fat, have a nice day faster than you already are

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As a fatass who doesn't LARP what's your problem skinnygay?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate fat people because you're ugly slobs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your body is a temple and you defiled it, you disgusting slob.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >body is a temple
          The human body is gross and disgusting no matter how much of a PrepHolegay you are. The sooner we become machines the better.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Until then, lay off the Cheetos

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't eat that much I'm just a lazy frick but it doesn't matter since I want to die anyway for reasons unrelated to being fat or not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This could be unironically related to doing no physical exercise. Give it a try, it helped me. For starters, rather low intensity, endurance, like cycling.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            spoken like a true disciple of the omnissiah!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              low carb and calorie deficit is so easy when you choose the right food tho.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >relies on your fat cells being willing to relinquish lipids before your body cannibalizes muscle tissue

              Yeah, fatty, you don't lose muscle when cutting if you lift every day as well. But you never wanted to put the effort in to finding that out.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              low carb and calorie deficit is so easy when you choose the right food tho.

              >relies on your fat cells being willing to relinquish lipids before your body cannibalizes muscle tissue

              Yeah, fatty, you don't lose muscle when cutting if you lift every day as well. But you never wanted to put the effort in to finding that out.

              If he wants to lose weight, he should go on a caloric deficit and also exercise. Doing cardio will immediately burn calories and building muscle can improve on your metabolism to be able to utilize more energy efficiently.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cut fructose
                increase fiber
                buy NOTHING with "added sugar"
                get some exercise

                Counting calories is not necessary if you do the above.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to cut fructose or sugar to lose weight. The main thing here is to bave a caloric deficit and to condition your body to use energy in a more efficient manner than to just store it. Also, don't forget to supplement any micronutrients.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >metabolic disprivallaged
              Huh? Does he realize he can increase his metabolism by exercising?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate fat people because you're ugly slobs

      I hate fat people because you're ugly slobs

      Your body is a temple and you defiled it, you disgusting slob.

      Until then, lay off the Cheetos

      You're trying too hard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oink oink tubby

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't LARP. I'm a trained killer, who does not need to pretend. I have 30 pounds of extra weight, in order to survive and be the grey man. My beer belly is my greatest camo and could also protect my vital organs from a stab wound. Everyone expects some muscle head to be the bad ass; however, no one even looks twice at the middle age killing machine with 30 extra pounds. I have had everything taken from me, and I don't care anymore. I been everywhere and seen everything, and personally have no fear of dying... I look forward to it. The only reason I live is to bask in the hared of my enemies. If there ever will be a time someone faster or meaner kills me, then they still have not defeated me, in fact they have done me a favor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > I have had everything taken from me, and I don't care

      b***h wife divorced you, huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the greatest grey man technique on this board

    • 1 month ago
      Beer_Gut_Boomer

      Who summoned me?

      Down 30 since that pic.
      Izempic of course.
      Damn good insurance.
      $25 a month

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gatekeeping 70% of America is fricked. Fat people should be accepted. Modern sized.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      l-lacking the self discipline to not devour an entire box of fudge rounds is the new normal guys I swear!
      Please get on a treadmill.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    trust me, his fatness isn't making the larpers and wanna-be's like you look any worse.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are you staring at other men homosexual

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obese gang gang at 6'2 and 165kg
    Those last 15kg were after i started training though so I'm hoping at least some of it is from that.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >us

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy weapons guy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s definitely heavy

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I crazy or does he have a W01 patch on there lmfao

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fat dudes in gear IS gun culture.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can be fat and enjoy guns but I agree, you need to larp as an aristocrat or wealthy villa owner or something. Dress nice, trim your beard real good and you won't look ridiculous shooting your gun.
    You'll still be fat though.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fork put-downs till failure. Not that difficult

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How effective is a plate carrier than only covers like 1/4 of your torso?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Larp until you're not fat

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >My gawd, it's like I'm looking in a mirror
    Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

    >Do you like baseball, Johnny?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think he likes porkchop sandwiches

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gear companies should not make gear towards fat people. If you want to larp, lose weight to buy gear that fits you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Gear companies should not make gear towards fat people
      Half of their civilian customer base will go away lmao. A good portion of tacticool larpers are complete hambeasts.

      [...]
      [...]
      If he wants to lose weight, he should go on a caloric deficit and also exercise. Doing cardio will immediately burn calories and building muscle can improve on your metabolism to be able to utilize more energy efficiently.

      This, fatBlack folk have no excuse. Eat less than you burn, no money needed to pay the israelites for bullshit that does it for you like ozempic or special diet plans. Just put down the fricking fork for a while and you're good to go.
      >t. former fatass that went on the auschwitz diet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Eat less than you burn
        He doesn't have to eat less, he can just exercise and be able to achieve a deficit in no time in 30 minutes. Jog, step, curl and etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A good portion of tacticool larpers are complete hambeasts.
        Then encourage them to lose that fat to be able to fit tactical gear. No gear company should make a size 40 waist.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That wouldn’t be profitable

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Im sure gucci gear companies already have their pockets full from DOD contracts.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >let’s just make less money

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have Austrian field pants with 40-42 inch waist. I didn't know they made people that big in Europe. With all the fats in law enforcement and federal organizations it wouldn't make sense to make all that and not sell it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Europe is also suffering from obesity problems, anon. Its a epidemic among poor/rich nations in general.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post more fat asses in tactical larp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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