If you had to design a 24hr MRE to be as cheap, nutritious and healthy as possible what would you put in it?

If you had to design a 24hr MRE to be as cheap, nutritious and healthy as possible what would you put in it?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Onions green. I’d eat it if it was sustainably harvested.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken, broccoli, rice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      correct in every way possible. 20% broccoli, 30% rice, 50% chicken. As bland as possible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ultimate meal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And powdered Schlitz Malt Liquor

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Random canned meat, random canned fruit, lard, whey powder, 20 granola bars, vitamins, and 2 packs of cigarettes

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs, all of then

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beans, rice, chewing gum, Benadryl, drink mix, water purification tablets, and two mini-bottles of fireball whiskey.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Benadryl
      ....how much Benadryl are we talkin?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enough to have the Hat Man as your battle buddy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't roll out with the spiders
          literally the most powerful force in the extended benedryl universe.
          but at the cost of restless leg syndrome, i'm afraid.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not Caleb ? I heard he lives again

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how much can you carry?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Counter it all with no-doz. Summon Patton to fight alongside you.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken on the morherfuckin bone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hoop your paper work too

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those mini pizzas you get at costco, some UHT milk, some sugar, and teabags

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post got cut off. What do Bong 24h rations have in them?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      filled to the brim with tea and biscuits

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    36 hard boiled egg whites and 1 multi-vitamin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna make it.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dehydrated potatoes 1/8lb, dried beef 1/2lb, cheese 1/16lb, beans1/8lb, , 2 coffees, 2 salt, 2 sugar, 1 cigar, matches, 2 shots of whiskey, toilet paper, tabasco sauce, porno mag, lotion.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vinogel and Pervitin

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deenz n crackers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Despite my best efforts I have never been able to develop a taste for deenz.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you try them by themselves? I can't stand them mixed in with other things but by themselves I think they are ok.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fucking hate canned fish, slowly been stomaching it more and more. I'd rather Herring Fillets than Deenz though.

        literally only buy canned fish. starve yourself until they taste good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried deenz nuts?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >decide to try canned fish out because PrepHole memes it as 10/10 protons
      >take a bite, feel a crack
      >pull out pieces of its backbone so large that I can study its detail
      I can get over the taste, but that one episode made me permamently disgusted with any canned fish that's not minced.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I dont bother with deenz, stocking up on tuna chunks in oil instead. Same goes for the beans, fuck soakaing them in baking soda solution for whole night and then cooking for 6 hours. Lentils are better in every way - red ones take literally 15 minutes to cook. Dont ever believe prepper memes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t even need to soak beans dude. Just cook them in an instant pot for an hour.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Th bones are half the appeal. Ther are fun to eat from bigger canned fish like salmon or mackerel.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I won't ever eat canned fish because of this shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Th bones are half the appeal. Ther are fun to eat from bigger canned fish like salmon or mackerel.
          Based. Don't forget balut!

          >decide to try canned fish out because PrepHole memes it as 10/10 protons
          >take a bite, feel a crack
          >pull out pieces of its backbone so large that I can study its detail
          I can get over the taste, but that one episode made me permamently disgusted with any canned fish that's not minced.

          >omg the animal flesh I am eating was once an animal! I'm so disgusted!
          If you're this much of a pussy about seeing the reality of your food then go vegan or have a nice day. You're like the hypochondriac grandmother that refuses to eat fish if the head is still on because it has a face.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >balut!

            I tried this with a chicken egg. It's not bad. It also freaked my gay friend out and he started gagging, wich is always nice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking hate canned fish, slowly been stomaching it more and more. I'd rather Herring Fillets than Deenz though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (you)

        >decide to try canned fish out because PrepHole memes it as 10/10 protons
        >take a bite, feel a crack
        >pull out pieces of its backbone so large that I can study its detail
        I can get over the taste, but that one episode made me permamently disgusted with any canned fish that's not minced.

        Fuck I forgot picrel, motivation for you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prefer Pickled herrings with rye bread to spread it on while sprinkled with pickled onions and capers
      very delicious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are some good sauces to add beside hot sauce?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vinegar is fine. Hispanicier mustard is okay. Fish sauce or fermented shrimp to make the flavor stronger if you want.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use old bay seasoning from time to time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you get ones packed in oil or tomato sauce, you can chuck it into some pasta.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season sardines in the new container?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not sprats
      ngmi

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah these too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smoked oysters in olive oil
      Smoked kippered mackerel in brine
      Deenz in oil
      Sometimes canned salmon if it's good stuff
      Little bit of sourdough bread or some triscuits/ritz. Great food for living a long life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delicious. Also good mixed in with baked oven backed jasmine rice (cooked in chicken broth) with shrimp

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fried peanuts, tons of peanuts
    fried peanuts with salt
    fried peanuts with cheese flavor
    fried peanuts with paprica
    deep fried peanuts, slightly burnt
    peanut butter for dessert

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love it but you'll be shitting gravel.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Each ration should be a blind black bag with a single piece of a helicopter so that the unit can piece it together and fly somewhere with palatable food. Doesn't have to be big, can be just one person+cargo like that one from Mad Max so they'll fly that food back to the unit.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McDonald's

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oats and potatoes

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sardines in tomato sauce (no added sugar)

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pemmican, beef jerky to balance fat/protein, vitamins

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that isn't in the russian ones. Holy shit, for as expensive as they are they suck ass.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    British for 24 hours. French RCIR for 12 hours.

    I want to try the Japanese and South Korea ones after seeing videos on them but good luck getting hold of one without paying wayyyy over the top.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just copy French RCIR, simple as.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A single bar that has 3000 calories and daily vitamins crammed into it along with a pack of cigarettes and a beer. Included is one of those cold pouches so you can chill your beer in the field

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pemmican, hardtack, and Liquid IV

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meth

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meth

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mushrooms and hot sauce

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based McChicken enthusiast. Back in my day you could get two McChickens and a large sweet tea for $3.25.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dozen eggs, bottle of apple brandy, bottle of hard cider, salt, pepper, chili powder, can of beans, 1kg of bologna

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 box/squad or person ?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would eat nothing but choco brownies with a separate hot custard, flapjacks, boiled hard fruit sweets and meatballs in sauce with dense bread.
    Oh and maybe something with fibre so I don't have giant hard shits.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dried apricots
    Prunes
    Beans
    "Bran Muffin", only it's a flat slimy loaf like typical MRE items
    4x strength instant coffee

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Meal 1
    Bread, crackers, spread, jam, dried fruit, coffee or cocoa
    >Meal 2
    Lots of carbs, rice or potato, meat or fish, sweet drink solvable in water and a dessert like a cookie or mini cake
    >Meal 3
    Magnesium and iron rich, cornflakes and milk powder, some nuts, more dried fruit, spread and light crisp bread
    >Snacks
    Bubblegum, Schok ka kola, Small pack of fatty crisps, additional drink

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pie an mash
    pie sosij an mash
    beans pie sosij an mash
    beans an mash
    beans an beans
    pie an beans
    mash an mash
    pie an pie
    mash
    pies
    sausages
    beans

    anna cupper tea

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No spam?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    instant noodle

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Small jar of peanut butter.
    Water purification tablets.
    Instant folgers coffee powder.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You certainly win at the "cheap" aspect.

      >folgers
      eww

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got carbs, fats and proteins. Throw in dehydrated veggies and you're set.
        >ewww
        You will take your suffering and enjoy it.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chocolate
    pepperoni sticks
    fiber pills
    multivitamins

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just jagermeister and some ice cream sandwiches (preferably It's Its.) that's all you need. it's a big secret. you'd just need some dry ice in there to keep it cold.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meat, various
    Sauerkraut for vitamins, longevity and to aid digestion
    Some simple carbs like rice or noodles.
    Different sauces so soldiers can trade.
    Also some mineral/vitamin/etc supplement.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tuna
    Mustard
    Crackers

    Peanut butter
    Granola bar
    Honey

    Burger
    Fries
    Milkshake

    Liquid IVs with every ration

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what I brought on my last 4 day backpacking trip. Is cheap, tastes good, feels satisfying, does not go bad, and does not require any cooking or preparation. Just divide this out by 4.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Helps to actually include the image.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >diet salt

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Contains both sodium and potassium. Works as an electrolyte supplement.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just have a big bag of each of the appropriate salts so I can mix up snake juice from time to time. Works great on a fast. Speaking of, I should fast again, its been a while.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A gallon's worth of dried milk powder. We're putting the soldiers on GOMAD and they're going to stay swole as fuck.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kabanosy. Everyone eat them here when going PrepHole
    >shelf stable in room temperature
    >600+ kcal/100g
    >tasty
    >made from pork and chicken, so much cheaper than beef jerky
    >lightweight packaging meant only to block the smell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not snappin into an Slim Jim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much sodium in this fucker? Almost afraid to ask

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Five pound bricks of compacted M&Ms.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Former IDF here. Our MRE's are inedible and shit. We mostly resort to ordering takeout (since our own towns are always nearby) or scrounging from the nice shit the UN gives palestinians as aid. I lived on UNRWA-issued doritos and Gatorade for Khan Yunis in 2009.

    I'm so envious at western armies and their fabulous meals. Ours are russia-tier

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aren't they just cans of tuna and crackers?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They’re really not that bad. We just love whining about them to convince people we suffer. We do have a hard life but the tuna’s not the reason. But that’s just me I’ll eat fucking anything and if it has protein I’ll take double. Grew up with 14 siblings

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >We just love whining about them to convince people we suffer
          Yep, sounds like the garden gnomes to me.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Every serviceman I’ve met in every country loves to whine about conditions. But yes, we garden gnomes especially love to whine. Especially about food. We complained to god for giving us the manna!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The funny thing is that you make such damn good hot dogs.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m missing the joke!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No joke. Hebrew National hotdogs are a fucking top tier brand of hotdogs in the US despite being grocery store cheap, since them being Kosher means that you don't fuck with them the same way that Oscar Mayer does.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm so envious at western armies and their fabulous meals
      Stop buttfucking the the Palestinians all the time and you'll have a lot of shekels left over to buy all the MREs you want. Nah, there's a guy with a sugar rocket over there, better role the tanks instead

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        buttfucking them is fun tho. I'll stick to ordering dominos for the bunk

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Instant espresso powder.

    Melatonin pills.

    Colorox wipes.

    Baby wipes.

    Fire starting fuel tablets.

    Anti fungal cream.

    Jalapeño cheese packet.

    Dark rye bread slices

    Instant oatmeal with milk powder.

    Creatine drink mix

    A toothbrush preloaded with paste.

    Meat and pasta in rich sauces.

    Water purification tablets.

    Hydration bladder/canteen cleaning tablets.

    Beef Jerky

    Dry fruit and nut mix

    Everything is fortified with vitamins, minerals, and fiber. So we don't need to worry about veggies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melatonin is bad for you. Otherwise not bad. You should have a gravity filter instead of just tablets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is melatonin bad for you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Evidence suggests that it leads to violent behavior, rape, welfare addiction, speech impediments, and lower IQ.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, intellectually limited person.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The main thing I hear is people going crazy from lack of variety, so I'd focus on simple ways to add variety, simple variations on recipes and flavors so that if there's say a dozen base recipes, you've got 5-6 flavor varieties of each so you can go a couple months without a repeat.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beans
    bacon
    whiskey
    lard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about lettuce? the men need their vitamins

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would essentially just issue the old freeze-dried LRP ration with the addition of an MRE style heater, some kind of wine concentrate similar to vinogel, and a small pouch of pipe tobacco. Soldiers would also be issued a pipe.
    My military will never have morale issues.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A bag , inside is a piece of paper, with and arrow, pointing you to the soldier next to you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He got the same ration as you

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some almonds and a 2 pound bag of M&M's

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McRib. That was the original purpose of it.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut butter and jelly

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can of peas
    BIC lighter x2 (taped together)
    Small bar of choccy because you deserve it

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MC DICKS

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cum jars

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut butter.
    Lots of peanut butter.
    A peanut allergy is a weakness that should not be tolerated.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lobster rolls and vanilla-strawberry flavored soft served ice cream and a glass of Karkade.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Protein bar
    >seasoned chicken
    >broccoli and carrots
    >seasoned rice
    >heating pad for above 3
    >garlic bread
    >energy drink mix
    >chewing gum
    Would be a good all around kind of meal I think

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, meant garlic crackers, not bread. It’d be an on the go thing. Also OP said 24 hr so that’s lunch
      Breakfast:
      >Oatmeal
      >honey + crackers
      >coffee mix
      >granola bar
      Dinner
      >shredded beef+Onion stir fry
      >soup mix (can drink from cup it has)
      >generic fruit juice
      >more chewing gum

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheesy potatoes

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spam
    >Rice
    >Corn/broccoli
    >mini Siracha bottle

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat ze bugs

    Let's be honest this is the future for zogbots

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vegetarian omelette

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crayons and grape juice

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russian mre's seem pretty nutritious

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pemmican.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KFC impossible nuggets. Drink of onions. Cricket flavors paste.

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