if you don't have an underground shelter, you WILL die

if you don't have an underground shelter, you WILL die

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and if you DO have an underground shelter, you will die a month later.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the door swings inward you fricking idiot

      i bet you thought you were all clever with your GOTCHA moment

      but you're as clever as a stick of butter in the microwave

      do everyone a favor and stop fricking posting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does inward swing help if there is rubble on it? You'll just drop hundreds of pounds right on top of you and bury your only escape.
        Door swing only matters on vertical doors.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he didnt say anything about the door. idk why you projected that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the door swings inward
        then it's easy to pound through

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't the "gotcha" you think it is, moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > moronic access to shelter
        > moronic tires
        > moronic car

        checks out

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he has a nice epoxy floor tho

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can get the same results in 4 hours and a home depot garage floor epoxy kit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well shit, now I know what to do about my basement with the chipping, probably leaded, paint on the floor

              t. 1st time homeowner

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >moron attacks arguments that weren't even made because he's insecure
        wew

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what? no moron i mean once your out of supplies you're gonna come up and probably die because theres nothing left.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what about breathable air
        that will take care of those rats real quick
        dejayquanon will make sure to shit in all those wypipos' vents

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if you don't have an underground shelter, you WILL die
      wrong

      >and if you DO have an underground shelter, you will die a month later.
      wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and if you DO have an underground shelter, you will die a month later.
      the worst of the radiation is gone in just days

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        where does the radiation go?

        that's right, in the soik, water, trees, plants, animals, and buildings

        now instead of a quick death, you get a slow painful death

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how radiation works, you moronic homosexual.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            then explain to the class why several hundred square miles around Chernobyl are still highly radioactive

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's not highly radioactive dude.
              The majority of the exclusion zone is well within the background radiation levels that can be found elsewhere on earth.
              A nuclear exchange would also not produce the same amount of radioactive contamination that a nuclear reactor would.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't.

                >5.6 roentgens per second is totally fine

                frick off you morons

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly it is because people live there and they are ok. The plant is also still active.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >inside the reactor building
                >during the meltdown
                Why are you so insistent on being wrong?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not great, not terrible.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do... do you think that radiation doesn't go away over time? That was the estimate of it during the meltdown in the 1980s FOURTY YEARS AGO you absolute DIPSHIT! Is Hiroshima still covered in nuclear radiation? What about Nagasaki? The test sites in Nevada? Come the frick on!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It isn't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Because the surrounding forests are covered by trillions upon trillions of tiny graphite and corium nanoparticles, something that doesn't happen with a nuclear bomb, which just sprays ionizing radiation in every direction. Radiation does not actually make things radioactive. FFS

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well it can make some things radioactive. Metal can become radioactive pretty readily when exposed to fast neutrons

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Because fricking reactor with RADIOACTIVE FUEL went KABOOM and now you have ALL THE FUEL in form of tiny pieces everywhere
              If you pick all that shit and clean it up janny then the place wont be radioactive anymore but we are talking about soviet union - do you really think they would put any effort into something like that? Look at the current state of chernobyl if you cant answer it yourself

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              well explain this gigahomosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                American investment
                aka they decided to win

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                he was talking about the radiation levels moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                huh the bomb radius wasn't that big

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That is not how radiation works my man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        isn't it the millions of tons of dust launched into the atmosphere that's the real issue?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No because ground bursts haven't been a thing since the 80s.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >ground bursts haven't been a thing since the 80s.
            Dumbest statement ITT, and there have already been some doozies

            Modern counterforce doctrine requires MORE ground bursts than old-fashioned countervalue MAD state terrorism bullshit

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Garage collapses on your exit.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't have an underground eel pit, you WILL die

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fun fact: no one knows how eels reproduce

      there are theories, but no one has captured any eels' life cycle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        most likely it involves eeljaculation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Boooooooooooooo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong
        > in 2022 scientists tracked silver eels to their spawning grounds, where the females release millions of eggs that are externally fertilised by the male eels.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So the same as any other fish

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >that are externally fertilised by the male eels.
          not if i get there first

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, Anon. We know how eels reproduce.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take a big fat shit all over your trap door, that way when you try to leave you'll be showered in my long smelly turds.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if i pee in it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You did remember to learn how to cultivate plants & crops, farming, how to filter potable water, how to administer first aid & medical care, and basic survival work, right anon? You didn't just spend all of your time shooting bottles at the range and collecting MREs from the army surplus store, right? Right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everything but farming.
      I'm more of a foraging and hunting kind of guy.
      Farming is too committal. If you have to abandon your crop before it's ready, you'd wish you knew how to identify local edible plants and animals.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        During that scenario everyone is going to starve including you. The woods will be pecked clean.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm more of a foraging and hunting kind of guy.
        Who the frick talks like this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          foraging and hunting guys

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHy is it so obvious to spot though? It's like you're asking to get gay raped by Post-Apocalyptic raiders

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These bunkers are a waste of money — because they’ll never be used, not because they don’t work. If the nuclear public warning announcement comes on, you have a leisurely 15-20 minutes to get into the bunker — enough time bring down essentials to ensure some comfort for a while even.
    …if you’re at home.
    ……during a nuclear attack
    So the actual chance of needing and being able to use the bunker is super low. It’s just preying on people’s anxieties over security. Like when COVID hit, I bought a few boxes of MREs. I *knew* there was probably not going to be any real food shortages — but even though I knew that intellectually, my emotional reaction to FUD made me make an irrational buying decision. At the time I coped to myself "well I can always just eat them anyway" and I did in fact eat most of them over time so it’s not like a total waste — but it was still a wasteful purchase. Don’t fall for FUD and let people prey on your anxieties like that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I only just finished my last roll of toilet paper. haven't had to buy any in 4 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Main defense of the real nuclear shelters is against fallout. Depending on explosion range fallout can hit area hours alter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Oregon untouched
        So if the bombs drop, this is the the place to go.
        Was pic related actually a nuclear survival game?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit i remember playing this in school for history class assignment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i bought so much crap during the covid scare
      still makes me smile
      and my ex profited from it too as i thought money was gonna be seized soon
      good times, i still miss it
      everything was so calm and spiritual during the lockdown weeks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You thought money was going to be seized? What drives people to these levels of delusion

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i thought money was gonna be seized soon
        You thought the people with the power to print as much money as they want were going to go steal it out of your bank account instead?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >…if you’re at home.
      >……during a nuclear attack
      Lucky for me I never leave the house

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      work from home chads stay winning.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do tornado alley Black folk really? Flyover bros, tell me...whats it like?

    t. never been in a thunderstorm one could even call "severe"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wind buffeting my brick walls
      >debris flying everywhere
      >bed is next to the window the winds are pushing against
      >"frick it, I'm tired. If I die, I die"
      you just get jaded, it's more of a concern how long the power will be out, not the storm itself.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shelter under the roof of a paper and wood house
    I would personally improvise a pool on top of that door, leave a car on top of it or just blow smoke into the vents that are probably close by on the outside of the house

    this one might be cool for a hurricane, but if its for a social collapse, then you'd be better off moving to the a cabin in the middle of nowhere like WV where the chances of anyone finding you would be very very slim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this one might be cool for a hurricane, but if its for a social collapse, then you'd be better off moving to the a cabin in the middle of nowhere like WV where the chances of anyone finding you would be very very slim
      This, I have a hunting leasehold on 12,000 acres in west Texas. Shit hits the fan that's where I am going. About two dozen of us have leases on the land, but I doubt anyone else is going to beeline for it. No permanent residents on the land but a bunch of habitable buildings, running water, plentiful game. Only hard part is getting a garden going. Nearest major arterial road is like 50 miles and nearest city is about 150 miles, well out of the way and its not on the way to anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >high ground near a river but in a place that it wont flood and kill you
        >away from cities
        >plant stuff that will attract animals to hunt
        >plant ez food
        >be ready to bug out
        >perhaps have a secluded building to hide if necessary

        It's insane to think that in a disaster a city would be a good place to "survive", if SHTF get used to losing modern comfort and its back to survival mode everywhere

        No need to have a massive farm and shit, but smaller, well armed and prepared groups in properties that are prepared to resist natural disasters and invasions is ideal. No need to do anything crazy either, stock food, have basements for safe storages, dont build in stupid placed, grow what you can, hunt what you can, have traps all over the place and stablish defensive posts

        https://i.imgur.com/AiqtyNA.png

        >hurricane
        I don't think you know what really does damage in a hurricane, my dude. Most buildings built in Florida are required by law to be able to handle very high wind speeds. The real issue is flooding, and the OP's shelter would be a drowning chamber if that garage ever flooded. My guess is tornado shelter, and it's probably a very effective one. In a tornado scenario you'll only have to be down there a couple of days at most before rescue arrives.

        I'm well aware, the door MIGHT be watertight, or might be one under that shitty door, still, anyone who wants to kill you while you're under that, would 100% kill you unless its someone extremely stupid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hurricane
      I don't think you know what really does damage in a hurricane, my dude. Most buildings built in Florida are required by law to be able to handle very high wind speeds. The real issue is flooding, and the OP's shelter would be a drowning chamber if that garage ever flooded. My guess is tornado shelter, and it's probably a very effective one. In a tornado scenario you'll only have to be down there a couple of days at most before rescue arrives.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >middle of nowhere WV
      frick off were full

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >raised beds
        What a cute hobby you have there.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why? I don't live in tornado alley.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I have an underground shelter and I'm willing to bet it's a damn sight more luxurious than OP's (at the very least it's got a proper door instead of a hatch)
    On the other hand, I hope we don't have family visiting when the bombs fall. The awkwardness of inviting my parents or, worse, my in-laws to spend 72h sheltering amidst the whips and chains makes death by nuclear hellfire seem almost preferable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The awkwardness of inviting my parents or, worse, my in-laws
      boomer alert

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whips and chains
      well you can always hang those pesky inlaws by their nipples

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You will die regardless.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >live in hurricane territory
    >get to live out doomsday scenarios every once in a while
    >get to scratch the prepper itch
    >it stays reasonable and practical because you're just trying to stay comfy for a week or two rather than try to be self sufficient for the rest of eternity
    Why haven't you taken the Gulf Coastpill?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ive always wondered what this was like. Ive lived in mild climates my whole life. Always thought maybe itd be cool to go down there get a nice sturdy hotel room in the path of a solid hurricane one year and just kinda see how it goes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, we're full.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      d'you have a powerbank fed by a generator?
      it amazes me some midwest people go through week-long outages every few years and still dont have anything but a dusty generator, if even that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now you get to experience the wonders of 5 figure home repairs and maintenance.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the days after the fall of civilization when me and the lads are in our travelling raider/merchant convoy, if we come across stuff like that, we'll pause specifically to pile a bunch of big rocks on top of it.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my bunker is the family mine that is also filled with toxic radioactive waste

    the feds won't come for your guns if their gieger counters are going off and the guns are already too radioactive for osha to handle. The roads are all asbestos sealed in with dioxin too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are in the midwest arent you

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would eat nothing but old moldy taco bell meat and fart down the air vent until the bunkernerds emerge from their sarcophagus

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to survive a nuclear war?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because mutant pussy won't rape itself. I actively pine for nuclear war so I may rape the ashes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want a big six-tittied, twelve vagania'd mutant girl

        this, mutant girls just do it better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want a big six-tittied, twelve vagania'd mutant girl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Virginia?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i must unite the New California Republic

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good
    nobody wants to be a cave israelite

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you'll die anyway
    everyone dies some time

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NPCmobile
    You're already dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Always thought those cars were hideous

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You're already dea.... ACK!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >two seater
      >not even mid engined
      Why bother

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking phone didn't upload the picture

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are unlikely to survive a nuclear war with a private shelter since a nation without a well organized and widescale civil defense is going to suffer through anarchy and starvation even years after the conflict.

    In Finland since the 1960s all new buildings with over 1200 m2 of floorspace are build with suplied shelters. On top of this there are underground warehouses stocked to the brim with food and arms so that we can continue the war indefinitely against a less well prepared enemy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1st pic from my grandmothers apartment building, the 2nd from just around the block

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I have one, will I live forever?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *shits in your air vent*

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that where they'll find the bodies, anon?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >park car on top of door
    >your entire family dies
    Raiderchads win again

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nobody ever explains or shows how to build underground despite this being the most important skill probably needed for SHTF survival. how the frick do you do it without everything collapsing? how do you become a vietcong tunnel making machine?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Google DIY root cellar and shelter

      and call 411 to mark cables before digging

      it can cost up to $100k to replace fricked up cables and insurance doesn't cover it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >411
        don't you mean 511?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          apparently it's 811. could have sworn it was 411 but that's for local directory assistance

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile, under every house in Switzerland

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >luftschutzraum
      lmao Switzercucks need to protect themselves against air?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Air shooting room
      Swiss is not a serious language.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "Schutz" means guard or protection, not shooting.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go spam your shitboxes on o like normal, homosexuals
    nobody cares

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