If guns/weapons could talk what would they say?

If guns/weapons could talk what would they say?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

      Yeah'd

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They do talk, its called the muzzle blast.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Thus his trusty sword makes answer, Well divining his intentions: Why should I not drink thy life-blood, Blood of guilty Kullerwoinen, Since I feast upon the worthy, Drink the life-blood of the righteous?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >take me shooting
    >take me shooting
    >let's have another range day!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    some of mine would probably be crying or just fucked up from the amount of abuse they got over the years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just imagining the retarded howling of ten million mosins.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Kill them all..."
    Shh... We're in a Walmart right now, I just want groceries.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mine sound like Findom mistresses

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6MDQBVAIBCA

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BRAP I turned myself into gun morty,
    I'm Ballistic Rick!! XDD

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "But I eject from there!"

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think my S&W 29 would be begging for death by now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What did you do?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if my FAL would thank me for rebuilding it..

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