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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only what you see here bud

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see what we got. These here are the top of the line. Scientifically engineered and all that crap. Guaranteed by some Sierra Club butthole not to hurt a chipmunk IF you step on it! Personally, I think they're for pussies and homosexualS! Now THESE are Vietnam jungle boots. Cost you half as much, last you twice as long, and are great for stomping QUEERS! 'Course when you're done you have to clean out the waffle with a stick, but what the hell, you can't have everything, right? Am I right or wrong?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not some sort of postal worker... are you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        look how big lasers were in 1984. I guess a lot of that is probably battery though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually the battery pack was remote with leads running through his jacket sleeves, and he would fire the laser with his left hand.

          People really underestimate how far this stuff has come.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And not even solid state, helium neon gas laser. Fricking cavemen.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is the most interesting fact I've learned on this board in months. Amazing.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did actual handgun lasers not exist at the time, or what?

              it was custom made by surefire, imagine the price

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did actual handgun lasers not exist at the time, or what?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, that is an actual handgun laser.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why the need for this remote battery setup with wires running down his sleeve? I am just asking for a little context here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's like asking why 80's cell phones were so big.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                old things big
                new things small

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Old laser and battery tech improved over the years. Gas lasers were big. Diode lasers came out in the mid 90s and were much smaller. Alkaline batteries were big with a smaller output than today's Lithium batteries. Having a frick huge power source visible doesn't have a cool factor.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Weird. I still have some of my lasers from the early 90s, and they look identical to the ones they sell today. It's the small, golden-colored keychain lasers, and they're pretty much identical to the ones they have today.
            And yes, I'm aware that it's not 1984, but I'm surprised they shrunk that much in such a short amount of time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      d-fens

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick was his problem

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexuals and Black folk and the government.
          He made that very clear.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know your fondness for plasma but, I can whole heartedly endorse the new breed of Uzis

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Wick IX / Terminator IX -- the ultimate action film sequel mashup?

    Imagine John Wick fighting the Terminator because of... reasons; and imagine the Terminator's been programmed with Gun-Fu kata and all that wild oper8or jazz John Wick pulls off. But then... the Matrix is already a thing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you also trans?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arnold says this
    >you respond with a confused "what?"
    >he then pins you down, pulls down your pants, and starts sucking you off
    >you're too afraid and confused to do anything but let out the occasional gasp as he sucks you to completion
    >he gets up and goes back to what he was doing like nothing happened afterwards while you can't stop blushing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to plebbit now, filthy homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, posts like that have been here for longer than you have.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And we tell them every time to kys every time you mentally deranged homosexual.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's fine but the
            >you're a fricking redditor!!!!!!
            shit is both homosexual and factually incorrect

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Response:
      >"FRICK YOUR butthole"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude a family was just gunned down today.

    Can we not do this shit right now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it your family?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well then if they feel bad about it, they can just come here and say it.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oozie Nein Millimeetuh

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Arnie get jaw surgery?

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