Let's see what we got. These here are the top of the line. Scientifically engineered and all that crap. Guaranteed by some Sierra Club asshole not to hurt a chipmunk IF you step on it! Personally, I think they're for pussies and gayS! Now THESE are Vietnam jungle boots. Cost you half as much, last you twice as long, and are great for stomping QUEERS! 'Course when you're done you have to clean out the waffle with a stick, but what the hell, you can't have everything, right? Am I right or wrong?
Then why the need for this remote battery setup with wires running down his sleeve? I am just asking for a little context here.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's like asking why 80's cell phones were so big.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
old things big
new things small
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Old laser and battery tech improved over the years. Gas lasers were big. Diode lasers came out in the mid 90s and were much smaller. Alkaline batteries were big with a smaller output than today's Lithium batteries. Having a fuck huge power source visible doesn't have a cool factor.
Weird. I still have some of my lasers from the early 90s, and they look identical to the ones they sell today. It's the small, golden-colored keychain lasers, and they're pretty much identical to the ones they have today.
And yes, I'm aware that it's not 1984, but I'm surprised they shrunk that much in such a short amount of time.
John Wick IX / Terminator IX -- the ultimate action film sequel mashup?
Imagine John Wick fighting the Terminator because of... reasons; and imagine the Terminator's been programmed with Gun-Fu kata and all that wild oper8or jazz John Wick pulls off. But then... the Matrix is already a thing.
>Arnold says this >you respond with a confused "what?" >he then pins you down, pulls down your pants, and starts sucking you off >you're too afraid and confused to do anything but let out the occasional gasp as he sucks you to completion >he gets up and goes back to what he was doing like nothing happened afterwards while you can't stop blushing
Only what you see here bud
Let's see what we got. These here are the top of the line. Scientifically engineered and all that crap. Guaranteed by some Sierra Club asshole not to hurt a chipmunk IF you step on it! Personally, I think they're for pussies and gayS! Now THESE are Vietnam jungle boots. Cost you half as much, last you twice as long, and are great for stomping QUEERS! 'Course when you're done you have to clean out the waffle with a stick, but what the hell, you can't have everything, right? Am I right or wrong?
You're not some sort of postal worker... are you?
look how big lasers were in 1984. I guess a lot of that is probably battery though.
Actually the battery pack was remote with leads running through his jacket sleeves, and he would fire the laser with his left hand.
People really underestimate how far this stuff has come.
And not even solid state, helium neon gas laser. Fucking cavemen.
This is the most interesting fact I've learned on this board in months. Amazing.
it was custom made by surefire, imagine the price
Did actual handgun lasers not exist at the time, or what?
Anon, that is an actual handgun laser.
Then why the need for this remote battery setup with wires running down his sleeve? I am just asking for a little context here.
That's like asking why 80's cell phones were so big.
old things big
new things small
Old laser and battery tech improved over the years. Gas lasers were big. Diode lasers came out in the mid 90s and were much smaller. Alkaline batteries were big with a smaller output than today's Lithium batteries. Having a fuck huge power source visible doesn't have a cool factor.
Weird. I still have some of my lasers from the early 90s, and they look identical to the ones they sell today. It's the small, golden-colored keychain lasers, and they're pretty much identical to the ones they have today.
And yes, I'm aware that it's not 1984, but I'm surprised they shrunk that much in such a short amount of time.
d-fens
what the fuck was his problem
gays and morons and the government.
He made that very clear.
I know your fondness for plasma but, I can whole heartedly endorse the new breed of Uzis
John Wick IX / Terminator IX -- the ultimate action film sequel mashup?
Imagine John Wick fighting the Terminator because of... reasons; and imagine the Terminator's been programmed with Gun-Fu kata and all that wild oper8or jazz John Wick pulls off. But then... the Matrix is already a thing.
Are you also trans?
>Arnold says this
>you respond with a confused "what?"
>he then pins you down, pulls down your pants, and starts sucking you off
>you're too afraid and confused to do anything but let out the occasional gasp as he sucks you to completion
>he gets up and goes back to what he was doing like nothing happened afterwards while you can't stop blushing
Back to plebbit now, filthy homosexual
Anon, posts like that have been here for longer than you have.
And we tell them every time to kys every time you mentally deranged gay.
that's fine but the
>you're a fucking redditor!!!!!!
shit is both faggy and factually incorrect
>Response:
>"FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE"
Dude a family was just gunned down today.
Can we not do this shit right now?
Was it your family?
Well then if they feel bad about it, they can just come here and say it.
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Oozie Nein Millimeetuh
Did Arnie get jaw surgery?