I want to make a feeder and water dispenser that sits around me at my desk. This would keep me productive without having to stop. Is this possible? What would I put in the feeder?
I want to make a feeder and water dispenser that sits around me at my desk.
>keep me productive
It won't. Working without moving for long periods is killing you slowly. It's also making you work worse.
My job is dependent on how many assignments I do and my pay is also tied to that. Being able to do more without stopping would earn me a lot more. I'm sure the idea of a setup like this is a bit dystopian though.
We already have this...
Height adjustable desks
Treadmills
Fucking phones that allow you to work while moving
>i need to live like a pet hamster to keep my boss happy
You're fucking pathetic.
maybe some sort of mix with dried veggies, fruits and meat to at least keep a balanced diet
>This would keep me productive without having to stop.
I don't see a toilet in this setup, if you're constantly eating an drinking you're going to be constantly pissing and shitting.
Instead of an elaborate feeding system, just don't eat. Intermittent fasting helps with mental focus. Hungry? Just ignore it. The water situation, have a straw and a big jug of water, you don't need a hamster water dispenser. Add some electrolytes to it though if you're fasting.
But the whole premise of this setup is retarded. Productivity is improved with breaks, particularly breaks in which caffeine is taken, if it weren't then our corporate overlords wouldn't permit us to have them. The coffee break was invented by a necktie company to boost their workers performance.
Lastly, get a better job.
no need of water dispenser
instead of making a food + water dispenser, just make some slop with basic digestive oats or something with added multivitamin and a little caffeine
>instead of making a food + water dispenser, just make some slop with basic digestive oats or something with added multivitamin and a little caffeine
Drink up, OP
this
>cook and blend oatmeal
>blend in some milk, fruits, caffeine/coffee, and protein powder
simple as
Something like a camelbak will be best for the water, or just any reservoir with a length of silicone hose. Attach it to the side of your head where you can pull it in with your tongue.
Food is something you don't need that much of, so I don't see the point in a feeder. You're better off just manually eating a couple of times a day.
>. You're better off just manually eating a couple of times a day.
OP clearly posted tasty bait and all of you humor deprived boomer stiffs are giving me cancer.
Don't be a pussy OP, drinking water will slow you down, even if it's from a comically oversized hamster bottle. What you need is a cannula and an isotonic drop. That will sort out your hydration issues with zero impact. You could even add a cocktail of nootropics or maybe some heroin to make you forget how shit your life is.
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