I need carjacker repellent. Is the Serbu Super-Shorty a Shitpost?

I need carjacker repellent.
Is the Serbu Super-Shorty a Shitpost? Who manufactures a good one that isn't on backorder for years?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    muh dick

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y not just use shockwave?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will a hacksaw and a dream.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      $5 stamp is cheaper than tannerite plate carriers

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would absolutely not want to use one for anything but a range toy. They're pretty shit to shoot.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Remington Tac-13

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are they even affordable?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or just get an 870 and make some cuts

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MP5 clone.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Car jackers almost always come in groups of 2-4 dudes, so you want shootability and capacity. But in all honest, use situational awareness and just floor it out of there if your car is being bumrushed by a pack of nigs or spics. And always keep windows up and doors locked, especially in nig neighborhoods.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have a car, why would you prefer to stick around and fight when you can just drive off?

      The gun is not a replacement for running, it is an alternative for when running is impossible.

      By your logic, why does anybody CC? Why does anybody need a gun accessible at all when they can just run away?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it is an alternative for when running is impossible.
        If running is impossible then what the frick are the carjackers going to do with your car?

        >By your logic, why does anybody CC? Why does anybody need a gun accessible at all when they can just run away?
        Because people can't run as fast as my car can accelerate away from trouble. Just like a gun offers significant overmatch when it comes to the range you can engage at vs an attacker with a melee weapon or their fists, a vehicle offers significant overmatch over how quickly an attacker can move. There's zero reason to have a separate gun that you can't keep on your person specifically for fighting from your car rather than driving away. If anything, you're more likely to have it stolen by someone breaking into your car than you are to use such a gun.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have a car, why would you prefer to stick around and fight when you can just drive off?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure mark stopped taking orders for the super shorty, so even if you wanted on the list you're SOL.
    Closest thing you can get that's readily available is probably a shockwave.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if youre just wanting something that adds an instant Black person-be-gone factor then just opt for stainless or chrome 44 revolver with wood grips and a short(er) barrel. no kind of gun says frick off i will kill you more than a giant short barreled revolver with wood grips.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm looking for something that's actually effective in a life-or-death situation. I'm not interested in brandishing my revolver LARPing as a cowboy and getting shot by a hi-point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm looking for something that's actually effective in a life-or-death situation
        6000 RPM clutch dump.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >driving a manual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            is the best way unless in a traffic jam fren, even then its fun if you have a clutch plate stage 3 or higher, you can just bang through gears sitting still and make engine noises with your mouth.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >not driving a manual
            have fun getting carjacked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if youre thinking like that then just get whatever glock you like and carry with a 20/25 round mag or spring for an fn 5.7 and carry two 20s with you. or if you really wanted to take it to the ultimate conclusion, which im guessing you do if youre asking about meme shotguns, build yourself a pistol caliber ar. 10mm or 45acp with a 2-3 inch barrel and just keep it under the seat/in the car door ready to go.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          samegayging but frick it if you really want to be king shit go buy a p90 and buy the shorter barrel aftermarket, get it stamped and walk around like a secret service queer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Zw2HQbe.png

          samegayging but frick it if you really want to be king shit go buy a p90 and buy the shorter barrel aftermarket, get it stamped and walk around like a secret service queer.

          >muh capacity
          Most angles shooting in a car are going to slow you down vs how fast you can shoot at the range, and even with good splits at the range shooting a single target it will still take you a few seconds to get off 20 rounds. Do you think attackers are just going to stand around menacing you while you empty your magazine into them from a completely stationary position?

          >driving a manual

          What's the matter? Too complex for you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cruisin' on by in my hybrid getting 49 to the gal, collecting those sweet gov tax credits while manualgays stall out in traffic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              can't fingerbang a chick in the passenger seat in a manual either

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            anon said he wanted carjacker repellent. for the most part the only things to consider when being carjacked are that they usually occur in groups and you usually only have a couple seconds to respond. a meme shotgun is dumb as frick, so i listed off what would work well as Black person repellant (they are afraid of scary wyte pipo gunz), anon didnt like it, so i listed off the other kinds of weapons that you would want, all of them being high capacity. id rather have 30 tries than 15 even if i only needed the first shot. seriously what the frick homosexual. you name off something.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >id rather have 30 tries than 15 even if i only needed the first shot
              If you can't hit them with .00 buck then why the frick are you still driving? Go get your vision checked.

              can't fingerbang a chick in the passenger seat in a manual either

              this guy fricking gets it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >id rather have 30 tries than 15
              Why the frick do you think you'll get that many tries before the attacker fricks off or kills you? Do you not realize how incredibly long it takes to shoot that many rounds?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stainless or chrome
      Too flashy. A dark matte finish doesn't look the best but nobody will see that shit in the dark. You can pull it out and pop the Black before he can even get a shot off.

      anon said he wanted carjacker repellent. for the most part the only things to consider when being carjacked are that they usually occur in groups and you usually only have a couple seconds to respond. a meme shotgun is dumb as frick, so i listed off what would work well as Black person repellant (they are afraid of scary wyte pipo gunz), anon didnt like it, so i listed off the other kinds of weapons that you would want, all of them being high capacity. id rather have 30 tries than 15 even if i only needed the first shot. seriously what the frick homosexual. you name off something.

      Most SD situations are over within a couple shots, after their buddy goes down the rest aren't going to stick around and try to avenge him, but run away like the cowardly Black folk they are. You don't need to be a larperator planning to take down multiple attackers, a revolver is perfectly suitable. Choose your gun based on what you shoot best, I wouldn't worry about capacity unless you're carrying a derringer or something. 6 and up is adequate at the least.

      https://i.imgur.com/ORFXlvm.jpg

      >I need carjacker repellent.

      move to a civilized country

      >move to yuropistan
      >get mugged, carjacked, stabbed, and raped by gang of Black person immigrants in broad daylight
      >police officer hands you a citation for having a racist thought during this process
      >"at least I am civilized"
      >dies

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just get a hand gun goofy

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I need carjacker repellent.

    move to a civilized country

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy like five Ithica Auto and Burglars, they were specifically made for this shit.
    ...
    in the twenties, but still.

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