I miss the controlled but actually not controlled chaos that the shitshow was
sure you get paid 100€ a month but that was money for ciggies
I miss the controlled but actually not controlled chaos that the shitshow was
sure you get paid 100€ a month but that was money for ciggies
I liked my conscription too, got to shoot guns, hike in the woods and forget about the outside world.
>hike in the woods and forget about the outside world.
NVGs were great for star gazing when it was cloudy
Move to Russia.
why?
russians, if they can do their conscription in estonia
Consctiption is the only alternative for countries with a small population.
Why? I enjoyed the camaraderie and spending time in the wilderness, but I'm not a fan of getting ass-fricked.
>I enjoyed the camaraderie and spending time in the wilderness
The midnight fire watch in tent, cooking tinned food from MRE on tent stove and boiling some supersweet tea. Going out for a ciggy in -30C wearing nothing but undies and boots with my Galil thrown over the shoulder. Doing live fire squad excercises in deep snowy forest. It was peak comfy.
Dude... We do conscription for the very explicit reason of NOT wanting to live in Russia.
I liked conscription too, shooting with MP7s was nice
Why?
Conscription in Russia is not as fun because it comes with mandatory butt sex hazing. No thanks. Also the commander may make you become a trap prostitute for Western business men.
Getting captured, transported to enemy base, interrogated and released at night in a thick forest was not a good time. I don't even know how I managed to get back to friendly lines, took my map away and gun and told me to go find my team. At least they gave me a ciggie before I left.
Join defence league
I don't, it was biggest waste of my life I ever experienced, and it made me hate army and the state.
If you never got in, you can still delude yourself by thinking 'Yeah, my country is defended by competent people' instead of peak dicksucking pen pushers and drunkards.
its not like most people do anything smart with their time anyway during that time
I got paid a whopping 8€ a month during mine.
So no ciggies for me, didn't smoke thank god.
i was the companies ciggie merchant when in forest. sure i got woke up at 3am but i made money
>anything smart with their time anyway during that time
Like studying or working? Or actually handling firearms.
>Like studying
if you're i school you can delay it
>or working
unless you're korean the less than one year it wont matter
>one year of lost savings or postponed knowledge won't matter, just go to arrmy to jerk off and run few miles everyday for a year
cry more, gay
are you israeli?
No, I just have IQ high enough to know spending time with moronic, incompetent state wankers who got their rank for sitting on their asses for long enough is a waste.
>or postponed knowledge won't matter
yeah, i typed delay the service
it looks like school was fricking useless on you anyway lmao
>100 euros a month
Jesus..I was making $500 a month as a private.. how do conscripts even afford to drink?
500 a paycheck* my bad. It was actually $1k a month
You only got paid every two weeks?
>feel like less of a man for not serving
>99% sure i would have hated it anyway
Why is the brain like this?
it sucks but it dosent
>top 10 coping strategies
Tell yourself the GWOT ended before you had a chance to see combat
Because you are.
Because hating it doesn't change the fact that it's collective, masculine responsibility for your own society. What out there is more masculine than taking up arms against a foreign enemy for the sake of your own people, your home and your loved ones. It's the quintessential culmination of a masculine existence, for good or bad.
You gotta accept the truth if you want to get over it somehow.
I actually do work for the military but in civilian fashion.
I get to play with radars on a weekly basis but I actually get paid for my time
peak brainwashed moron
t. low-test men, homosexuals and possibly even women
Jew-loving Black folk
i have foreskin
how can i be a israelite lover?
take your meds Hernandez
>t. Projecting Black person-Hispanic low IQ troony
Rope and go back to rebbit
Black person Hispanic troony reddit? globohomosexual zog israelite based cringe redpilled bluepilled, blackpilled chad stacy incel
You have to go back, hideous Black persontroony.
>masculine existence is getting killed for whatever profit your handlers want you to
Weak slave.
you talk like a woman
do you say sports are just watching sweaty men too?
he thinks he is better than everyone else because shekels
Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Battle is the most significant competition in which a man can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base.
You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major battle.
Because military service dignifies the man, it has been like this since ever
I want back.
It was enjoyable 13 years ago, not sure if it would be enjoyable now, i guess it depends on the time of the year.
October/November/early December? No fricking way you can get me in to forest to be miserable and putting up tents in +2 Celsius weather and raining sleet.
That money was good if you were still living with your parents, i dont think you can afford a pack of cigarettes and a coffee in cantina daily with that money anymore.
How do they actually motivate you guys to do anything if you decide to be a shitheel and half-ass it/hide from your job/do things poorly?
Making your life miserable while you're in
I mean because the shit pay and the tard-work, they're kinda already doing that.
Peer pressure is one hell of a drug.
And if you´re a pain in the ass enough they just send you home and make you come back in few years time. Eventually after you´ve wasted everyones time for 10 years they´ll just put a note on your papers that says that you´re a just a bit of a simpleton, maybe even moronic (good luck getting a fun loicense after that).