I miss conscription

I miss the controlled but actually not controlled chaos that the shitshow was
sure you get paid 100€ a month but that was money for ciggies

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked my conscription too, got to shoot guns, hike in the woods and forget about the outside world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hike in the woods and forget about the outside world.
      NVGs were great for star gazing when it was cloudy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Move to Russia.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why?
      russians, if they can do their conscription in estonia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Consctiption is the only alternative for countries with a small population.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? I enjoyed the camaraderie and spending time in the wilderness, but I'm not a fan of getting ass-fricked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I enjoyed the camaraderie and spending time in the wilderness
        The midnight fire watch in tent, cooking tinned food from MRE on tent stove and boiling some supersweet tea. Going out for a ciggy in -30C wearing nothing but undies and boots with my Galil thrown over the shoulder. Doing live fire squad excercises in deep snowy forest. It was peak comfy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude... We do conscription for the very explicit reason of NOT wanting to live in Russia.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked conscription too, shooting with MP7s was nice

      Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Conscription in Russia is not as fun because it comes with mandatory butt sex hazing. No thanks. Also the commander may make you become a trap prostitute for Western business men.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Getting captured, transported to enemy base, interrogated and released at night in a thick forest was not a good time. I don't even know how I managed to get back to friendly lines, took my map away and gun and told me to go find my team. At least they gave me a ciggie before I left.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Join defence league

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't, it was biggest waste of my life I ever experienced, and it made me hate army and the state.
    If you never got in, you can still delude yourself by thinking 'Yeah, my country is defended by competent people' instead of peak dicksucking pen pushers and drunkards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its not like most people do anything smart with their time anyway during that time

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got paid a whopping 8€ a month during mine.

    So no ciggies for me, didn't smoke thank god.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i was the companies ciggie merchant when in forest. sure i got woke up at 3am but i made money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >anything smart with their time anyway during that time
      Like studying or working? Or actually handling firearms.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Like studying
        if you're i school you can delay it
        >or working
        unless you're korean the less than one year it wont matter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >one year of lost savings or postponed knowledge won't matter, just go to arrmy to jerk off and run few miles everyday for a year

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cry more, gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            are you israeli?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, I just have IQ high enough to know spending time with moronic, incompetent state wankers who got their rank for sitting on their asses for long enough is a waste.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >or postponed knowledge won't matter
            yeah, i typed delay the service
            it looks like school was fricking useless on you anyway lmao

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >100 euros a month
    Jesus..I was making $500 a month as a private.. how do conscripts even afford to drink?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      500 a paycheck* my bad. It was actually $1k a month

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You only got paid every two weeks?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >feel like less of a man for not serving
    >99% sure i would have hated it anyway

    Why is the brain like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it sucks but it dosent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >top 10 coping strategies
      Tell yourself the GWOT ended before you had a chance to see combat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because you are.
      Because hating it doesn't change the fact that it's collective, masculine responsibility for your own society. What out there is more masculine than taking up arms against a foreign enemy for the sake of your own people, your home and your loved ones. It's the quintessential culmination of a masculine existence, for good or bad.

      You gotta accept the truth if you want to get over it somehow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I actually do work for the military but in civilian fashion.
        I get to play with radars on a weekly basis but I actually get paid for my time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        peak brainwashed moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >masculine existence is getting killed for whatever profit your handlers want you to

          Weak slave.

          t. low-test men, homosexuals and possibly even women

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you talk like a woman
            do you say sports are just watching sweaty men too?

            he thinks he is better than everyone else because shekels

            Jew-loving Black folk

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i have foreskin
              how can i be a israelite lover?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              take your meds Hernandez

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Projecting Black person-Hispanic low IQ troony
                Rope and go back to rebbit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Black person Hispanic troony reddit? globohomosexual zog israelite based cringe redpilled bluepilled, blackpilled chad stacy incel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have to go back, hideous Black persontroony.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >masculine existence is getting killed for whatever profit your handlers want you to

        Weak slave.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you talk like a woman
          do you say sports are just watching sweaty men too?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he thinks he is better than everyone else because shekels

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Battle is the most significant competition in which a man can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base.

          You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major battle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because military service dignifies the man, it has been like this since ever

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want back.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was enjoyable 13 years ago, not sure if it would be enjoyable now, i guess it depends on the time of the year.
    October/November/early December? No fricking way you can get me in to forest to be miserable and putting up tents in +2 Celsius weather and raining sleet.
    That money was good if you were still living with your parents, i dont think you can afford a pack of cigarettes and a coffee in cantina daily with that money anymore.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do they actually motivate you guys to do anything if you decide to be a shitheel and half-ass it/hide from your job/do things poorly?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Making your life miserable while you're in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean because the shit pay and the tard-work, they're kinda already doing that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peer pressure is one hell of a drug.
      And if you´re a pain in the ass enough they just send you home and make you come back in few years time. Eventually after you´ve wasted everyones time for 10 years they´ll just put a note on your papers that says that you´re a just a bit of a simpleton, maybe even moronic (good luck getting a fun loicense after that).

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