I miss conscription

I miss the controlled but actually not controlled chaos that the shitshow was
sure you get paid 100€ a month but that was money for ciggies

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked my conscription too, got to shoot guns, hike in the woods and forget about the outside world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hike in the woods and forget about the outside world.
      NVGs were great for star gazing when it was cloudy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Move to Russia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why?
      russians, if they can do their conscription in estonia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Consctiption is the only alternative for countries with a small population.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why? I enjoyed the camaraderie and spending time in the wilderness, but I'm not a fan of getting ass-fucked.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I enjoyed the camaraderie and spending time in the wilderness
        The midnight fire watch in tent, cooking tinned food from MRE on tent stove and boiling some supersweet tea. Going out for a ciggy in -30C wearing nothing but undies and boots with my Galil thrown over the shoulder. Doing live fire squad excercises in deep snowy forest. It was peak comfy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude... We do conscription for the very explicit reason of NOT wanting to live in Russia.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked conscription too, shooting with MP7s was nice

      Why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conscription in Russia is not as fun because it comes with mandatory butt sex hazing. No thanks. Also the commander may make you become a trap prostitute for Western business men.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting captured, transported to enemy base, interrogated and released at night in a thick forest was not a good time. I don't even know how I managed to get back to friendly lines, took my map away and gun and told me to go find my team. At least they gave me a ciggie before I left.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join defence league

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't, it was biggest waste of my life I ever experienced, and it made me hate army and the state.
    If you never got in, you can still delude yourself by thinking 'Yeah, my country is defended by competent people' instead of peak dicksucking pen pushers and drunkards.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not like most people do anything smart with their time anyway during that time

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got paid a whopping 8€ a month during mine.

    So no ciggies for me, didn't smoke thank god.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was the companies ciggie merchant when in forest. sure i got woke up at 3am but i made money

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anything smart with their time anyway during that time
      Like studying or working? Or actually handling firearms.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Like studying
        if you're i school you can delay it
        >or working
        unless you're korean the less than one year it wont matter

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >one year of lost savings or postponed knowledge won't matter, just go to arrmy to jerk off and run few miles everyday for a year

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cry more, fag

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you gnomish?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, I just have IQ high enough to know spending time with retarded, incompetent state wankers who got their rank for sitting on their asses for long enough is a waste.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >or postponed knowledge won't matter
            yeah, i typed delay the service
            it looks like school was fucking useless on you anyway lmao

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >100 euros a month
    Jesus..I was making $500 a month as a private.. how do conscripts even afford to drink?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      500 a paycheck* my bad. It was actually $1k a month

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You only got paid every two weeks?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >feel like less of a man for not serving
    >99% sure i would have hated it anyway

    Why is the brain like this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it sucks but it dosent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >top 10 coping strategies
      Tell yourself the GWOT ended before you had a chance to see combat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you are.
      Because hating it doesn't change the fact that it's collective, masculine responsibility for your own society. What out there is more masculine than taking up arms against a foreign enemy for the sake of your own people, your home and your loved ones. It's the quintessential culmination of a masculine existence, for good or bad.

      You gotta accept the truth if you want to get over it somehow.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually do work for the military but in civilian fashion.
        I get to play with radars on a weekly basis but I actually get paid for my time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        peak brainwashed retard

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >masculine existence is getting killed for whatever profit your handlers want you to

          Weak slave.

          t. low-test men, homosexuals and possibly even women

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you talk like a woman
            do you say sports are just watching sweaty men too?

            he thinks he is better than everyone else because shekels

            garden gnome-loving morons

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i have foreskin
              how can i be a garden gnome lover?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              take your meds Hernandez

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Projecting moron-Hispanic low IQ chud
                Rope and go back to rebbit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron Hispanic chud reddit? globohomo zog garden gnome based cringe redpilled bluepilled, blackpilled chad stacy incel

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to go back, hideous moronchud.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >masculine existence is getting killed for whatever profit your handlers want you to

        Weak slave.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you talk like a woman
          do you say sports are just watching sweaty men too?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he thinks he is better than everyone else because shekels

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Battle is the most significant competition in which a man can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base.

          You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major battle.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because military service dignifies the man, it has been like this since ever

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want back.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was enjoyable 13 years ago, not sure if it would be enjoyable now, i guess it depends on the time of the year.
    October/November/early December? No fucking way you can get me in to forest to be miserable and putting up tents in +2 Celsius weather and raining sleet.
    That money was good if you were still living with your parents, i dont think you can afford a pack of cigarettes and a coffee in cantina daily with that money anymore.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do they actually motivate you guys to do anything if you decide to be a shitheel and half-ass it/hide from your job/do things poorly?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Making your life miserable while you're in

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean because the shit pay and the tard-work, they're kinda already doing that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peer pressure is one hell of a drug.
      And if you´re a pain in the ass enough they just send you home and make you come back in few years time. Eventually after you´ve wasted everyones time for 10 years they´ll just put a note on your papers that says that you´re a just a bit of a simpleton, maybe even retarded (good luck getting a fun loicense after that).

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