I love the f35 and it's advanced features!
Lets discuss it's supreme air supremecy and the might of the US military!
I love the f35 and it's advanced features!
I love the f35 and it's advanced features!
Lets discuss it's supreme air supremecy and the might of the US military!
Thirdies don't like it when we publicly appreciate our MIC
of course not, turdies are poor and stupid. all they can be is mad.
First off. That's an F22. Second you will never touch the tummy.
>you will never touch the tummy.
Why even live?
>you will never touch the tummy
It's over
>they haven't groped the F35
ngmi
I bet she smells fragrant like an Italian bakery.
Probably pungent like anchovies, garlic and Gorgonzola
>defined abs
>mons pubis
GUYS IS IT HOT IN HERE
it's like a finely sculpted and athletic tummy of a woman
damn
uohhhhhhhhh plane belly erotic
But I actually have. I could barely contain my nut.
Sadly, the F-35 is the absolute worst looking aircraft on the ground. Something about the gear being down makes it look so much more round and shitty. First thought is "the plane is meant to fly so it's ok if it looks bad on the ground", but that's the only time you'll ever see it up close. You'll only get the worst view of it outside of soulless digital photos.
uuuuuoooh amy's belly
what's the technical engineering reason for it to be...like that, instead of just flat like you'd expect it to be
what?
You a fuckin fag or something?
Is this the thread?
that is fucking horrifying
>"What's the matter, never had your dick sucked by a 80 million dollar plane before?"
gay plane
Heterosexual plane
Uh oh, another hilarious mishap in Ukraine? What was it this time, more turret tossing? Another trench droned?
>sorry for your lots
im not ruling out that someone forgot to fap before posting
A couple of days ago, TASS posted a headline referencing troops relocating to more defensable positions further back from the Dneiper, the promptly deleted it. Could be related.
>tfw datamined leaks
Why's Tenshinhan attacking it with his Kikoho? What'd it do to him?
Swarthoids lose their minds when their shithole country crashes a mig 21 or something gay like that, naturally, the swarthoid projects this gay dilation sequence onto America, as if money were an actual issue
Shitskins are crying about losing su-25 today
This is such a forced thread. Nobody is sexually attracted to planes.
Cute misdirection planefucker.
Indeed they do not. The United States Air Force has no reason to check the online browsing history of recruits. There is no risk or possibility that they are regularly searching for and viewing sexual depictions of aircraft. It is completely safe.
>This is such a forced thread. Nobody is sexually attracted to planes.
A casual google search shows that you are wrong
Have you not seen the documentaries about the woman who has sex with doorknobs and the dude who has a romantic relationship with his car and puts his dick in its exhaust pipe? If people like that exist, there are surely ones who are attracted to fighter jets, especially F-35
>Fuck the US tax payer
And you care why?
R ant u thirdies happy when US fucked?
>might of the US military!
Israel military*
They used it to shoot down a cruise missile so technically yes
Do the israelite-35s have cool desert camo too?
>Do the israelite-35s have cool desert camo too?
Not unless a star of David roundel is desert camo
>Turdies ESL babble their way into a planefucker degenerate thread
Good, I wish the jeets and degenerates just replied to eachother instead of shitting up actual threads.
How many f35s would Ukraine need to gain aerial supremacy?
Why does some brown homosexual care about "le US taxpayers"? It's not like you live in the USA.
i want cum cum sexy
>might of the US military
They have a new type of WMD. In works since 2004, probably first tested mid 2010s but this I cannot confirm with full certainty (unlike the program’s existence).
Tunable. At low powers kills everything alive with no collateral damage (as in, to the infrastructure etc.), at high power effect is relatively similar to a nuke. In any case, there is no radioactive residue or any long lasting hazard in the environment. It can be used to sterilize the area of any life, then march in immediately.
Delivery is almost instant, there are no means of interception - the only way to protect oneself is to hide deep underground.
Definitely the biggest thing since the atom bomb; the advantage it grants may be even bigger than nuclear weapons gave when they were first developed.
Wish my planefu F35 delivers that antilife bomb to Moscow
It is not a bomb, I’ve mentioned how the delivery is almost instant.
It’s a (certain) particle beam.
>t. just watched the new Kurzgesagt video on weaponized electron beams
It’s not electrons. And I don’t watch any German videos.
cool fanfic bro
Is it really?
>come to weapons board
>to complain about cool weapons
I came here to talk about pistols because I'm not a glownagger/israelite shill
This fag even shills this plane on PrepHole of all places
post slutty holes
How good is the datalink compared to the f16 systems?
Isn't the entire point of the fat35 it's advanced stealth and datalink capabilities? You don't need to be able to dog fight when you have the cross section of a dragonfly moving at mach 2.4 and can shit on everyone from 1,200 miles away using drone wall hacks. Not so much air supremacy as it simply doesn't allow anyone else to exist in the sky by nature of existing.
I like the Russian and Chinese stealth shitboxes more because I think they look better.
ur dum and gay, stupid dum gay frog. stupid
B21 is SO KAWAIIIIIII~
If that isn't a full body vacuum sealed latex suit I don't know what it.
I've touched a KC-46, it's surprisingly coarse. I always expect planes to feel glossy.