I live in a state and am about to work in a job where I am not legally allowed to carry a pocket knife

I live in a state and am about to work in a job where I am not legally allowed to carry a pocket knife

I was thinking I would buy a multitool that can act as a roll of quarters in my hand, any suggestions?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What job?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry about it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has to do with gay sex then, 100%. My guess is ball washer on a gay porn set.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Janitor at a public school, eh?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, sounds pretty cozy though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's fun, but the pay is shit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that can act as a roll of quarters in my hand
    Why are carrying around a roll of quarters anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prostate stimulation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he’s israeli

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not, that's just a euphemism for what people use to make their punches hit harder

      pretend we're living in 1920 when quarters were still used and you ran into a hooligan in the street

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >roll of quarters hit harder

        this is moronic. we don't strike with the fingers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the weight anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            negligible amount vs the amount of force you can leverage with your musculoskeletal system. But I'll give you it would be funny

            >punch a guy
            >quarters spaghetti everywhere
            >like you just won a slot machine or something

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Force = mass x acceleration
            Mass of a punch is ~70% bodyweight (depending on your technique)
            Roll of quarters = ~225g
            90 kg adult male(198lb)
            So you're adding .3% Force to a punch, assuming your acceleration is the same(which it probably won't be)
            And a multitool weighs less than a Roll of quarters
            Not to mention it prevents you from properly reinforcing your fiat, and something weirdly shaped like a multitool will just cause you to break your hand, and maybe rupture tendons.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you could use it for hammer fists, I picked a flashlight btw

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I used a small hand held flashlight when i was bouncing. Great at blinding people then sucker punching or gorilla smashing them with a few extra ounces in your hand

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                indeed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, hammer fists are almost impossible to land unless you have gained an advantageous position (such as mount) especially if you don traing striking regularly.
                A fist load is also adding nothing to your hammerfist, unless part if the tool is sticking out and doing the striking, which will almost certainly be deemed lethal force, and if the person was not a lethal threat, then congrats, enjoy 10-20 years in prison.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can use hammer fists from bottom position

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but if you're bottom in a slef defence situation you need to get the frick out of there and not throw shitty little punches.
                So you need to know some basic grapling.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hitting someone in the head with a flashlight is painful, fact

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and if you know anything about fighting, especially a "street fight" pain compliance almost never works.
                People often get stabbed or cut and not even know until later

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pain compliance almost never works.
                I wouldn’t rely strictly on pain compliance techniques but when I worked the bars pain compliance absolutely does work on people. Hell, cross facing people works on other martial artists too and I’d argue that’s a pain compliance technique.

                You’re so much against the cano pants RBSD weirdos that you’ve gone too far in the other direction. There absolutely is some stuff you can use on the streets than you can’t in proper sporting competition.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >People often get stabbed or cut and not even know until later
                tbh because most knifes used for fights are shitty little ones that won't cut or stab anything imminently vital unless you get someone in EXACTLY the right spot.

                but yeah, carrying something just to "reinforce" your fist is dumb. But something like a flashlight you should have anyway for other reasons and might as well use it if it's already in your hand.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A flashlight is an amazing defense tool, but not because it's a fist load.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can “use” most strikes from bottom position but you can’t generate any fricking power because your back is against the floor you moron. Your girly hammerstrikes from bottom aren’t going to do anything but annoy the guy raining bombs down on your head. You have to fight for position.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                19 year Olds who think they can fight because the impotently slap a heavy bag sometimes have no understanding of an actual fight.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would hit a heavy bag barehanded for an hour a day

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing to brag about, everyone in this thread has met OP's mom,

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody cares

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                actually they did because they asked

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                While I agree somewhat with this post you can absolutely land hammerstrikes while standing especially against people who don’t know how to defend against strikes or manage distance and end up getting way to close. In fact, while rabbit punches are, for good reason, illegal in most striking sports hammer fisting a guy on the back of the head on the streets is a quick way to put them down
                >hitting someone with a flashlight is lethal force
                I doubt it unless you actually beat a guy to death. Also just leave and don’t call the cops.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you can land them, but it's not easy, and if you could land the hammerfist, you could 100% land a standard punch, and you'll land more standard punches, specifically straight punches, as they have more range, and are harder for untrained people to defende than punches with an arc.
                I have a mean as shit standing hammer fist, on the bag and pads, it's super low percentage in sparring.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to consider that Drunk morons don’t fight like real fighters. People will go in hent over head first and start windmilling their arms. From a Thai clinch yes you can knee them but you can also hammer strike them on the back of the head where their hands are not protecting them to good effect I’ve done this.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thai clinching in a street fight
                I love muay thai, it's what I train the most. I also love when a muay thai guy comes and spars mma rules, just give them the plum, and you get a free bodylock/single/double

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the weight anon.

          negligible amount vs the amount of force you can leverage with your musculoskeletal system. But I'll give you it would be funny

          >punch a guy
          >quarters spaghetti everywhere
          >like you just won a slot machine or something

          honestly I have no idea how well it would work, I did some boxing training, you're right the knuckles part is the main thing

          Why do you gays always need some sort of weapon on you? You remind of that guy who made a thread about going on a cruise to the Bahamas and needing makeshift weapons for his four hour excursion in a tourist port. Just go to work you gay, or better yet learn some boxing, wrestling, jiu jitsu, etc. Will do you a lot better than a knife in the long run.

          ur posting on the weapons board moron wtf

          btw I chose a flashlight, goes with what I'll need to do at my job as well, pretty dogshit compared to the gang members I could potentially come in contact with but oh well

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it would be a felony if I brought a knife on the property

            >make it a point to state that something bad could happen to you if unarmed
            >"lol knoives r scary deal with it"
            >something bad happens
            >hold employers liable for banning workplace protection and sue
            e z $$$

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's state law

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                which state? because as a Jersey gay I want to dunk on someone with somehow even worse laws.
                >a-at least we have castle doctrine

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you have like 3 options, california, illinois, new york

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sue the state then dumbass

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the state literally took away the second amendment and me the no money gay is gonna take the entire state down, good one

                >I hit pretty hard
                No you don't, and you have clearly never trained.
                have a nice day LARPer

                I actually do and have

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you should have enough money to sue by the time somebody assaults you, usually the really gay jobs pay well

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have never trained I any reputable fighting skill, otherwise you would know that the fist load is completely useless.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did a lot of heavy bag training, and I agree real brass knuckles would be better but a flashlight is better than nothing

                Lmao, sure thing tard, what do you train?

                I used to punch a heavy bag like 1 hour a day ish

                It's almost April. Lowes and Home Depot will hire anyone over 18 with a fricking pulse

                I'm already basically in at this job, not gonna change now, and I make more doing this than pretty much all the other options available to me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks punching a heavy bag is training
                My
                Fricking
                Sides

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it literally is boxing training, fricking moron, why does canelo punch the bag in his training, is it because he isn't training, frick off homie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's after decades of direct instruction from a world class trainer, to fix his issues (you hitting a heavy bag is reinforcing bad habits) as well as hours of sparring, every week, for years.
                Yeah, then he hits the heavy bag in a press release because mouth breathing plebs who can't fight think it's impressive.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                punching people is far less complicated than you believe, you literally just practice punching shit, trainers aren't going to do shit for you punching shit, no matter how many pep talks you get

                god I hate modernity, muh trainer

                jack dempsey didn't need a trainer, he just walked in anywhere and asked a guy if he wanted to fight, punch shit, you will get better at punching shit because of brain body connection, if you spend hours a week punching shit you will become good at punching shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being moronic.
                Look at your posts, this is ego posting, you don't know how to fight, full stop.
                Now accept that fact, accept what you're doing won't ever help you in a fight, bite the bullet and join a boxing/kickboxing/mma/muay thai/bjj gym, and within 6 months you will be light-years beyond your current "skills".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                practicing a skill makes you better at a skill, if you spend over 5 hours a week punching a heavy bag you will have good punches, trainers are just there for motivation, a trainer can't make you do anything creatively in the ring, that really matters, they can tell you to avoid doing things that are stupid, but they won't improve your punches generally, that just takes hours of practice

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not if your punches are bad form and you're standing still with no head movement. All you're doing is practicing being a rock'em sock'em robot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cool, and you're practicing being a fairy with weak homosexualy punches

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't need to punch, wrestled in college. I'll throw you on the neighbors' roof like a fricking forgotten frisbee. And I'm not trying insult you either, just pointing out how limited only hitting a heavy bag is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm heavy as shit, you aren't throwing me anywhere

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 215 and I used to toss heavyweights around. Unless you're some 500lb ham planet, gravity will not save you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You really don’t even need wrestling to beat a ham planet. Give him one gentle kick to the knee and he’ll collapse under his own weight.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I used to wear steel toes for that reason when working the door. Kick em in the shin and push them over like a bowling pin.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >punching an inani ate object that can't fight back with bad technique translates to fighting
                Lol, lmao even
                Underage&ban

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro practicing punching is actually bad, just do movement drills like coach said

                you are the problem with modernity, you are a giant homosexual, when marvin haggler went out to his log cabin and did his crazy ass training, do you think any candy ass trainer recommended that, no, because trainers are just failed athletes really, it isn't really a stroke of genius that propels most people to be trainers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >moron who can't fight trying to act tough rather than learning to fight
                Lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron who pays another man to learn how to fight instead of training

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What he’s doing is actually training. What you’re doing is larping

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he is doing someone else's training, which may or may not be effective

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect. If you really think you know your shit then take an amatuer fight and prove it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are a giant fricking moron, there is no such thing as perfection, there is only the work you put into something

                who runs floyd mayweathers training camps, and if you answer anyone other than floyd mayweather, you are a giga moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Roger mayweather and Floyd mayweather senior trained Floyd mayweather junior. Holy shit you’re dumb.

                he is doing someone else's training, which may or may not be effective

                The man who teaches himself has a fool for a master

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh shit, was miyamoto musashi a fool, damn, undefeated on the battlefield

                floyd mayweather runs his own training camps, no one else tells floyd what he should be doing on any given day

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're not Musashi or Floyd Mayweather. You're just some fat vulnerable narcissist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're just a dumb weak butthole who doesn't want to hurt his hands training, suck a wiener

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I don’t know how to tell you this but people who have boxing coaches do in fact hit things with their hands. I know this may be a shocking revelation but it’s true!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Musashi didn’t tech himself either, he created his own style AFTER he had already been taught swordsmanship. Why do you keep making shit up?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he went out on his own at like 14

                you are absolutely seething that you can train yourself to be a fighter

                of course sparring is important but you can train fighting skills without a trainer, just like anything else

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you can train fighting skills without a trainer, just like anything else
                Yes all those famous completely self taught champions

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've learned plenty of things from my hundreds of hours watching fights, probably thousands, are you going to say that isn't training as well

                did it help mike tyson to watch historical fighters or not, was it only his trainer or his intense drive that made him the best

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just take a fight anon. You know what you’re doing right? I believe in you!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you're such a student and enjoyer of boxing that you only work a heavy bag a few hours a week and think it makes you a fighter? Please join a gym and get in the ring with someone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hitting a heavy bag is boxing training

                I'm not saying I'm the best and I never claimed to be, it is your asshurt opinion that hitting a heavy bag isn't training, seethe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just take a fight. Why do you keep ignoring this suggestion? I’m not asking you to fight the heavyweight champion just take an amatuer fight and prove you’re a fighter

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro, why aren't you the champ, you surely are a profession fighter right

                hitting a heavy bag is boxing training, you are fragile and have a small wiener, suck me off tifa

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not a professional fighter but I have fought competitively. Something you evidently will never do coward.

                lol, lmao even

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so what's your record

                You keep comparing yourself to fricking Tyson, Musashi and Mayweather- go humble yourself. Also, aren't you the fat /misc/ moron who posted pics of himself flexing in his underwear the other day? He wouldn't shut up about hitting a heavy bag either.

                fighting isn't complicated, it's based on work ethic, and self motivation, not trainers, and you are a megalithic moron if you do not understand this

                that means, the best fighters dictate their own training and don't need trainers because they work more and harder than a trainer has time to work them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't fight
                You're not a fighter.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never said I was, I said I trained boxing and I punch hard

                reread the thread, moron, or kys, who cares at this point, I wouldn't be afraid of you no matter what your "training" is either

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I never said I was a fighter
                >I just claimed to know all about fighting and that I was basically like Miyamoto Musashi
                Lmfao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                reread the thread, you said you needed a trainer to train boxing, but you really don't, you just need to train boxing, which I did

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How do you know you punch hard? Does the heavy bag tell you? Are you talking to it, anon? Also, you shouldn't be afraid of me, because I won't hurt you. You sound hurt enough, Black person.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well, I know how hard I punch and I compare myself to other people I've watched hit the heavy bag

                it's a basic physics problem

                oh wait, you think I need a trainer to understand basic physics as well

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit, now he's a physicist

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no I just know the basic different between what hitting hard and not hitting hard is

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >heh, by my calculations I’m 18.67% more powerful of a pinched than the professional in this video based on the angle and physics of the bag movement. Checkm8, real boxers
                Terminal levels of autism

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.nasa.gov/stem-content/force-equals-mass-times-acceleration-newtons-second-law/

                I just know I have higher mass and acceleration than most men so I hit harder than them, because I have a big bone structure and wide shoulders, pretty easy calculations honestly

                does a physicist need to tell you that george foreman hits hard, fricking maggot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you film yourself in front of a measurement board and go frame by frame to collect acceleration data? I have a feeling you don't even film yourself to review your form.
                >hur dur I watch hours of Mythbusters and can tell from the pixels that my punches are as powerful as Ivan Drago

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nope, don't need to, basic common sense

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fighting isn't complicated, it's based on work ethic, and self motivation, not trainers
                How would you even know? You’ve never fought by your own admission

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You keep comparing yourself to fricking Tyson, Musashi and Mayweather- go humble yourself. Also, aren't you the fat /misc/ moron who posted pics of himself flexing in his underwear the other day? He wouldn't shut up about hitting a heavy bag either.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He killed a man at 15, he didn’t just go off on his own. In fact as a young adult he joined his family to fight against a rebellion and studied under various masters. I don’t know why you’re so dead set on making up this head canon that the best fighters in the world never actually learn shit from anyone.

                In fact, if your so keen to prove this is in the case, why don’t you take a few amatuer fights and see how you fare?
                >you’re just seething!
                I have enough medals to my name to keep my ego in tact lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jack Dempsey absolutely had a coach he learned from his brother. He also wrote a book on boxing to teach others. He also had a very well known manager named
                Jack learns that organized fights for him wtf are you talking about?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's not how he got started fighting, he did it for money in bars and shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, sure thing tard, what do you train?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a 5th Dan black belt in Aikido

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shall not be infringed
                you can bring a knife

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                funny

                You can “use” most strikes from bottom position but you can’t generate any fricking power because your back is against the floor you moron. Your girly hammerstrikes from bottom aren’t going to do anything but annoy the guy raining bombs down on your head. You have to fight for position.

                jesus christ you're moronic, if I hammerfist the grooves of this flashlight into some buzzcut headed moron he's going to start bleeding all over the place

                and of course this is just assuming I can't manhandle the guy, the only thing I'm worried about is a gun really, a knife would be pretty bad as well but not as bad as a gun

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t actually read enough of the thread to know you meant striking with a weapon from bottom. Still, you ought to fight for a better position because even if you cut their head open you’re still going to get pummeled by the guy on top

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Black person homosexual doesn't know that if mounted, the bottom person usually can't reach the top person's head with strikes, but the top can hit the bottoms head with strikes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bottom doesn't mean full mount you giga moron, I've watched over 100 ufc events

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're on bottom and not in mount, say gull guard, then sweep the b***h and then strike from the top.
                If hald guard fight for the sweep, full guard then sweep, or stand up from half.
                If quarter guard, you're about to be mounted usually.
                If bottom side control you ain't pu ching shit effectively, and while getting out of bottom side isn't that hard, if you just hang out on bottom half you're going to get destroyed.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bottom doesn't mean full mount you giga moron, I've watched over 100 ufc events

                I also have an abnormally tall torso for my height, genetics and shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The point is to add weight and rigidity to your fist, double moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're dumb.
        I'm guessing you can't have a pocket knife cause you're 12 and mommy said no.
        "Role of quarters for a punch"
        TurboBlack person stop getting fighting advice from WWE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it is illegal to carry a weapon for my job

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bring a small flathead screwdriver, wear steel toe boots, boxcutters, mutlitools. There are a million ways to circumvent thia but you are too stupid to think of a single one. God fricking help you if you ever go to prison.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              technically anything that could be considered a "weapon" is banned, so that would include all of that shit because I'm not a construction worker

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I cant imagine what dystopian job has such strict rules so I'm just going to call you a moron for taking it in the first place. Go work in a home improvement store. They pay well and you're surrounded by creative and fun weapons.
                >conduit bender warhammer
                >carpet pole forklift battering ram
                >a literal wall of axes and hammers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Learn how to fight, and/or get a different job.
                Fricktard

                oh shit I didn't know jobs grew on trees

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's almost April. Lowes and Home Depot will hire anyone over 18 with a fricking pulse

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Learn how to fight, and/or get a different job.
            Fricktard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not, I'm just happy to see you.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh do you get searched daily on your job?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP you don't need a roll of quarters to feel safe working at an Amazon warehouse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, lmao, worst comes to worst run into the robot sortation area after pulling an e-stop. what a loser and probably brown.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just carry a multitool

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you gays always need some sort of weapon on you? You remind of that guy who made a thread about going on a cruise to the Bahamas and needing makeshift weapons for his four hour excursion in a tourist port. Just go to work you gay, or better yet learn some boxing, wrestling, jiu jitsu, etc. Will do you a lot better than a knife in the long run.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do you gays always need some sort of weapon on you?
      Because most people can't disarm someone with a knife (seriously, go get a friend and a pair of markers and try drilling knife defense) without getting stabbed.
      >Will do you a lot better than a knife in the long run.
      I'd much rather have a gun, pepper spray, or a baton to deal with edgy bois than my bare hands. You have never been in a dangerous situation in your coddled life, otherwise you'd get it.
      >t. martial arts gay w/boxing & bjj skills

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the point moron, OP is implying he wants to defend himself with a knife, and he can’t have one at work, so I doubt he can have anything you listed. Do you seriously think someone on the weapons board is going to actually suggest trying to disarm a knife wielding man? I was just saying knowing how to fight is a better tool to have in your arsenal than a knife, especially when you can’t have any sort of weapon on you for 8+hours/5 days a week. Might want to work on your reading comprehension a bit moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if he had reading comprehension he wouldn't be working a mcbezos job where he has to work like a trained rat all day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing you’ve ever boxed is another man’s wiener with your tongue.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because I don't want to fight you. I don't want to risk getting cut or stabbed or even punched. It's amazingly easy to get severe brain damage from getting knocked unconscious. I always do my best to escape any confrontation, but if I'm ever unable to, I'm going to draw my gun on you. If you keep advancing, I'm going to shoot you and I'm going to shoot to kill. If you want to severely injure me, frick fighting fair. I'm going to bring every ounce of force to bear.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a job where you have a duty of care or is it because of some pencilpusher wigging political stances up your ass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would be a felony if I brought a knife on the property

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you live in a troony state? set some standards for yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was born here, I hate it

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking a fist load will will help
    >not already knowing how to fight through training a proper fighting style(s)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hit pretty hard and I'm pretty big, most criminals are pussies with guns, lightweights, I'm just afraid of a gun, anything else I really don't give a shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I hit pretty hard
        No you don't, and you have clearly never trained.
        have a nice day LARPer

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest advantage in a fight is numbers. The man who makes ten friends will kick the shit out of any single fighter.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to hit a heavy bag and think it was good enough, especially paired with youtube videos.
    Then I joined an MMA gym, and learned I don't know shit.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you morons still posting ITT?
    are you all homosexual or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's just posturing trying to protect their fragile egos.

      Also, Black person.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexuals think hitting a heavy bag isn't boxing training, frick why did every boxer in history do it

        samegay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexuals think hitting a heavy bag isn't boxing training, frick why did every boxer in history do it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did other things under supervision and guidance you fricking gigamoron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and, hitting a heavy bag is still boxing training, and honestly basically half of the training you will be doing as a boxer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >heavy bag is half the training as a boxer
            This coming from a guy with zero knowledge of boxing training. Please do some sparring at some point and film it for my pleasure.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what I said is a fact, period

              you are using ad hominem because I beat you squarely every step of the way

              He killed a man at 15, he didn’t just go off on his own. In fact as a young adult he joined his family to fight against a rebellion and studied under various masters. I don’t know why you’re so dead set on making up this head canon that the best fighters in the world never actually learn shit from anyone.

              In fact, if your so keen to prove this is in the case, why don’t you take a few amatuer fights and see how you fare?
              >you’re just seething!
              I have enough medals to my name to keep my ego in tact lol

              I have learned plenty of things from plenty of people and thousands of hours of watching fights, I have also learned things from hitting a heavy bag an hour a day

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So then take a fight

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                for what, not much financial gain in the sport

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bro I love boxing im totally a boxer I train everyday
                >what? You want me to box someone else? Am I getting a million dollars for it? Frick that then that sounds awful
                What an embarrassing cope

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cool, so how many fights have you had

                >you like marksmanship bro and shooting guns accurately
                >well why haven't you signed up for the army, gosh aren't so tough now

                this is how much of a stupid homosexual you are

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so what's your record

                [...]
                fighting isn't complicated, it's based on work ethic, and self motivation, not trainers, and you are a megalithic moron if you do not understand this

                that means, the best fighters dictate their own training and don't need trainers because they work more and harder than a trainer has time to work them

                >what’s your record
                My primary martial art is judo which I have trained for the past ten years, though I have dabbled in bjj, Muay Thai, catch, etc. over the years. I don’t have a “record” but I have quite a few medals from when I was younger. How many fights have you had?

                Oh wait it’s zero lol.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                never said I did, I said I punched hard and I trained boxing, reread my posts

                >fighting isn't complicated, it's based on work ethic, and self motivation, not trainers
                How would you even know? You’ve never fought by your own admission

                because I have basic logic which you are pretending you don't have for this moronic argument you've stuck yourself to

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hey guys let me tell you all about x, I’m an expert in X
                >what do you mean I’m not an xer? I never said I was! I never said I do x! I just know everything about doing x!
                Do you see how moronic you sound yet?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you specifically said hitting a heavy bag isn't boxing training, so you're an idiot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hitting your bag in your basement by yourself with zero instruction is not boxing, that much is correct

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if that isn't boxing then hitting a heavy bag isn't boxing

                lol what instructions is coach giving you on heavy bag, are you that moronic that you don't know how to hit it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >are you moronic that you don’t know how to hit a heavy bag
                I guarantee if you posted a video of you getting a heavy bag you would look like shit on it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if looks mattered then we could name thousands of successful fighters who look like shit and win all the time

                big country nelson for example

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >again compares himself to great fighters

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fighting is mostly genetic, if you are strong, have a big frame, wide shoulders, you will be a good fighter generally

                look at george foreman, watch him hit the heavy bag, it isn't flashy and it actually kind of looks like pure shit, he's bending over halfway and just throwing huge haymakers repeatedly, no jab jab hook, no variation generally

                it really isn't that complicated, you can get extremely far in fighting just based on genetic gifts, hard work also helps, even if you don't have the "perfect" jab, like you homosexuals keep pretending your ymca trainer is giving you with his 4-20 record in fighting

                suck me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fighting is mostly genetic
                I’m sure you know from experience

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have good genetics, you're a fat frick who will get gassed doing basic footwork and head movement.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously hitting a heavy bag in any way will harden your body and make you a better fighter. And it's not difficult to record yourself if needed anyway.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a heavy bag hardens your body

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you aren't hardened by hitting a heavy bag then you are doing it wrong. Repeated shock to the entire body like that obviously hardens people. Lifting and exercise alone won't do that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sometimes people look like shit because they are shit. In facts that’s true 99.9 percent of the time. I highly doubt no fights McGee the anonymous shit talker with zero experience is actually a secret killing machine

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fighting is mostly genetic
                I’m sure you know from experience

                You don't have good genetics, you're a fat frick who will get gassed doing basic footwork and head movement.

                seething extremely hard, ad hominem attacks, bruised egos, keep seething though, I'm sure that will sort out your ptsd

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hiring a trainer is for morons!
                >posts a video of a great fighter with a great trainer
                lmao

                Seriously hitting a heavy bag in any way will harden your body and make you a better fighter. And it's not difficult to record yourself if needed anyway.

                Then post a recording

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he's literally just throwing huge haymakers at a heavy bag, which part is the trainer doing here, holding the bag and taking concussive force like an butthole

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I’m sure foreman paid that guy millions of dollars to hold the bag. That’s all he ever does.

                Who posts videos of themselves on PrepHole? You know I'm not going to do that.
                You'll just be a homosexual who thinks anyone is shit for not doing things exactly how the expert you idolize taught you anyway. I know this beforehand just by the way you are all wienery and talking shit just like all of the other generic gays you're identical to. You think you're special when you're not.

                Learning from an instructor is how you learn any skill in an efficient manner. Competing against others is how you prove competency in that skill and, to a great extent, learn what that skill is all about. You don’t do either because you’re a LARPer with an incredibly fragile sense of self that shits his pants and cry’s the second any anon suggests you’re not really boxing just because you swing wild at a heavy bag sometimes. Nevermind the fact that you have the audacity to condescend to actual fighters about what fighting is all about. Your embarrassing yourself.

                Please keep posting though this is very entertaining

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek you think he paid his trainer millions, let's talk less than 100 thousand

                guy holds the fricking heavy bag while foreman gives him concussions, tells him "keep it up champ", and that's about it, brings him his water, tells him, "he's tired champ"

                as a fighter, you can basically train yourself, sure, a trainer is fine for getting the basic skills and some form of motivation if you never had a father and join a gym to practice sparring

                but the rest of it is really a self determined journey, and you can learn the basic skills on your own, by practicing your technique until it is "perfect"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please show the class this perfect technique. Also, 100k in the 70s would almost be worth 1 million today you gibbering flabby moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                for foreman the perfect technique was throwing frick off haymakers and moving forward with his hands open to block punches, for ali it was his style, for mayweather it's the philly shell

                there is a reason I put perfect in quotes you massively moronic Black person

                men train themselves, and they hire trainers to fetch their water, if you need a father figure that's fine

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What your perfect technique, musashi

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >man who never has been in a fight
                >LET ME TELL YOU WHAT MAKES A GREAT FIGHTER
                Just get a shitty forearm tatoo, an oversized dodge ram and an affliction shirt already.

                men dictate their own training, it is a simple fact, they generally join a gym and learn the basic skills and then quickly progress into their own training program, using the gym for sparring purposes

                if you knew anything about how fighting works and the general industry in general, you know that successful fighters have personalized training and it isn't dictated by their trainer, they dictate their own training camp

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you knew anything about how fighting works
                >man with literally zero fights
                How do you get CTE from a heavy bag?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've followed the industry for like 7 years atleast, watched hundreds of events, I know how fighters structure their training camps when they become successful

                they pick their sparring partners and focus on things they personally need or want to train

                you realize this right

                the coach is only there for the basics generally, for instance conor mcgregor, he developed his own style and I don't think his coach had anything to do with his capoeira development or training

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bro I watch tv I’m basically a ufc fighter
                Lmfao, is this you?

                ?feature=shared

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                k, ad hominem ptsd vet is seething here at basic facts

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody is seething anon you’re being mocked. Keep posting

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes because hitting a heavy bag isn't training for boxing

                I know, you are the enlightened one

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you the guy who wrote the Navy Seal copy pasta, holy shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no I've just followed the industry for a long time and I know how fighters structure training camps

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most fighters cut weight and do cardio too, try it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hitting a heavy bag is cardio

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Boxers run a lot. Try it tubby

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I’m telling you bro I’m just like a pro
                >trust me bro I watched so much tv

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So is fricking your mother doesn't mean I'm ready for a marathon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you weren't ready for using your brain today either

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've seen your mom, do you really think I want my brained turned on for that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I’m telling you bro I’m just like a pro
                >trust me bro I watched so much tv

                ptsd vets getting amogged on the internet by basic logic, is hitting a heavy bag, training for boxing, yes or no

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >amogged
                Holy shit he’s an incel too lmfao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's pua speak from like 2008 zoomer

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Equally pathetic

                [...]
                they are vets holy shit, absolutely seething that I'm not saluting another man and dictating my own training in my own life

                and I had the audacity to say I punched hard without reporting to a superior

                [...]
                nah I actually don't hang out here, it has absurd small dick vet energy

                I’m not even a veteran I have no idea why you’re still going on about that lol. Even so I respect zogbots opinions on combat a lot more than yours, gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                zoomers posting on PrepHole is a mistake, go back to snapchat moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is 100% the same guy who posted his half naked selfies last week seething in some Ukraine thread

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to see.
                Is he like flabby or bloatmaxxing?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >muh vets
                Not only am I in better shape than you, I'm also better train in hand to hand and weapons training. Also thanks for the pension, tax payer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >amogged
                Holy shit he’s an incel too lmfao

                they are vets holy shit, absolutely seething that I'm not saluting another man and dictating my own training in my own life

                and I had the audacity to say I punched hard without reporting to a superior

                https://i.imgur.com/cp2ylal.jpg

                This is 100% the same guy who posted his half naked selfies last week seething in some Ukraine thread

                nah I actually don't hang out here, it has absurd small dick vet energy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Show me on the heavy bag where the vet touched you, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hooorah

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                morons.... uhhhh..... find a way

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you knew anything about how fighting works and the general industry in general
                And you do, man with no fights?
                > you know that successful fighters have personalized training and it isn't dictated by their trainer, they dictate their own training camp
                So you think that fighters hire their trainers for no fricking reason they just make up the training themselves? You realize half the trainers job is developing the training plan right? Do you think professional football coaches are just moron with a whistle that don’t do anything while the players train themselves also?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes because I've watched hundreds of events and how fighters structure their training camps

                obviously football is a team sport and nothing like fighting

                sure the fundamentals will always be there but you really don't need a trainer for that, because you've already learned that as a successful fighter, the trainer is just there to keep things organized, hold the mitts, etc

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >man who never has been in a fight
                >LET ME TELL YOU WHAT MAKES A GREAT FIGHTER
                Just get a shitty forearm tatoo, an oversized dodge ram and an affliction shirt already.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tattoos are for plebs, I'm guessing you have one though, hah, I would never get one, typical pleb shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                100k isn't a million

                so 100k in whenever it was is 100k

                you said a million when it probably wasn't, if he paid him 1 million in 1970 he's an even dumber butthole than I thought

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Amazing how many people who idolize "expert advice" are too scared to even learn to hit a heavy bag full power without gloves or wrappings and are utterly convinced that it's completely impossible to do without immediately fricking yourself up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, boxers hit heavy bags too. I don’t know why you think this is impressive to anyone. I’ve only ever cross trained striking and I’ve hit the bag plenty

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who posts videos of themselves on PrepHole? You know I'm not going to do that.
                You'll just be a homosexual who thinks anyone is shit for not doing things exactly how the expert you idolize taught you anyway. I know this beforehand just by the way you are all wienery and talking shit just like all of the other generic gays you're identical to. You think you're special when you're not.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why not, you already posted pictures of your flabby fat body on /k/.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't have a weapon on premises
    >state law

    OP will be working at a school. JESUS ANON WILL BE AROUND KIDS CALL THE FEDS

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't work where you are going to be patted down or walk through metal detectors anon. If you are already speaking of a job where this doesn't happen, then you know what to do.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any suggestions?
    small bar of mild steel

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok I have a question for all the vets out there, will you punch harder the first time you hit a heavy bag, or if you hit a heavy bag for several months for an hour a day

    which person punches harder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After hitting a punching bag, your technique may improve slightly enough to increase the acceleration, or impart more %mass behind it.
      Years of fruitless solo heavybag training won't get you half the way a few mo the of proper training will.
      And that's just talking pu ching power/technique, solo heavy bag training will teach you literally 0 of the other vital fighting skills

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        proper heavy bag training, you're funny man

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is gold, I honestly can't tell if it's trolling or a 16 hear old who actually thinks his fantasy can fight because he slaps a bag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you think hitting a heavy bag isn't boxing training, you are mentally ill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's really a problem of moronic level reading comprehension, which has been a problem on this board since forever.
      See

      I did a lot of heavy bag training, and I agree real brass knuckles would be better but a flashlight is better than nothing

      [...]
      I used to punch a heavy bag like 1 hour a day ish

      [...]
      I'm already basically in at this job, not gonna change now, and I make more doing this than pretty much all the other options available to me

      and

      >thinks punching a heavy bag is training
      My
      Fricking
      Sides

      1st anon claimed that based on his experience hitting heavy bags, flashlight is better than a normal fist. 2nd anon literally mocked the idea of hitting a heavy bag being boxing training.

      To answer that question. If you had two people, one who trained hitting a heavy bag, but no other activity that could be considered boxing training and the second did no boxing training at all or hit a heavy bag, who would fair better in a fight based off that information?

      It's also worth noting that the statement
      >hitting a heavy bag is boxing training
      does NOT imply that hitting a heavy bag is the only training necessary to become a good fighter.

      Thank you for attending my TED talk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        indeed, I honestly don't even know if a flashlight would be good in the hand, I did a lot of barehanded heavy bag training

        I know brass knuckles are better because no one wants to be hit with iron

        flashlight just allows some hammerfists that would hurt pretty bad, I don't know how much it would help with normal straight punches without the knuckle part

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If you had two people, one who trained hitting a heavy bag, but no other activity that could be considered boxing training and the second did no boxing training at all or hit a heavy bag, who would fair better in a fight based off that information?
        They would do the same, both equally trash.
        The person hitting the heavybag might actually do worse, since they are spending time building and reinforcing bad habits and poor technique

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dude this is pure cope. You can tell if the way your hitting a heavy bag will hurt you and you can tell if you're hitting faster or with more powerful.
          It's like saying a guy who's never shot a gun will do the same or better than a guy who's only ever shot a gun on his own, because he may have developed bad habits, ignoring he's almost certainly improved himself someone compared to when he first ever fired a gun.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do anons want to know the true OP strat, the best meta(for a non lethal threat)?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have friends and jump homies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from

      dude this is pure cope. You can tell if the way your hitting a heavy bag will hurt you and you can tell if you're hitting faster or with more powerful.
      It's like saying a guy who's never shot a gun will do the same or better than a guy who's only ever shot a gun on his own, because he may have developed bad habits, ignoring he's almost certainly improved himself someone compared to when he first ever fired a gun.

      , get PrepHole and train a striking and grappling combat sport so you’re well rounded in all areas of hand to hand fighting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meant to say aside from

        Have friends and jump homies?

        dude this is pure cope. You can tell if the way your hitting a heavy bag will hurt you and you can tell if you're hitting faster or with more powerful.
        It's like saying a guy who's never shot a gun will do the same or better than a guy who's only ever shot a gun on his own, because he may have developed bad habits, ignoring he's almost certainly improved himself someone compared to when he first ever fired a gun.

        Is just coping about his self training larp

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          our typing styles are totally different, someone is just using basic logic on PrepHole and it offends you

          I would be insulting you constantly, this gay is trying to reason with you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao, sure bud, whatever you say. I’m really offended and not laughing at you for being a moron. Talk more about how you totally amog everyone

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm amogging you on PrepHole that's how beta you are

              you report to me now, I'm your superior officer

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok but what about a real knoife?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Type "multitool" in aliexpress or your equivalent and grab one.
    Bonus that it's Chinese so stabbing someone might also give them cancer.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I live in a state
    Prove it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah? name every state

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet I could if I wanted to, but I don't wanna!

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cant carry a knife
    >so im going to buy a multi tool (that has a knife in it) to punch people with

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      implying

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