I know?

I know /k/ is big into hunting but do yall ever just let nature provide without firearms? What's the legality of eating floor meat in the woods? Does it count as poaching if you didn't kill it but it happened out of season? Game wardens are pricks and I don't want to get a citation or fine

i found a deer like this once in the woods. It was really mangy and skinny and missing some hair but meat is meat. Turned that son of a b***h into jerky and ate like a king.

Citygays wouldn't understand. Can't handle a real mans dinner. Didn't get sick or nothing. Haven't had deer in a year and ironically I've been losing weight and having trouble with my balance and am constantly pissing. Need more road deer to get my strength back

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on the state game wardens will let you harvest roadkill if you call them to check the carcass. Unless PrepHole lied to me

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who wrote this? The parasites of the deer taking over your brain?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      another citygay who turns his nose up at perfeclty good food. I'm glad I left San Francisco for West Virginia to get away from you homosexuals

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >i found a deer like this once in the woods. It was really mangy and skinny and missing some hair but meat is meat. Turned that son of a b***h into jerky and ate like a kin
        never ever eat carcasses dead from disease op is an actual real moron who should have a carer

        I'm country born and raised and you never ever eat diseased dead meat, you are to be obviously baiting or if nor have to be from a city. You may as well be telling anons to gargle rat poison. Fricking c**t. How'd you know it did not die of poisoning moron?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          stop being such a pansy. I eat mushrooms and berries I find in the forest all the time. Only time something bad happened was when I made a salad garnished with those weird white flowers/weeds that grow on the side of the road with the spiky seed pods. Happened during my lunch break at Walmart. Got fired for that one lol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I don't give a shit if you are genuine and not thorw the grenade in the toilet tier bait and die you're a fricking moron that's just Darwin in action, it just to let anyone reading w2ho gets your dumb bait into their head they may as well be eating poison. Never ever eat an animal carcase that you find lying. Plenty of nasty poisons and diseases will and can be in it. Animals don't drop dead for no reason.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You will never surpass mushroom anon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Are you trying to tell us that you dosed yourself with datura at walmart?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i don't know what it was called but that's how I got banned from costco for huffing redi whip/duster and jumping into the frozen turkeys at thanksgiving

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >never ever eat carcasses dead from disease
          Even snakes know this shit, thats why playing dead is a thing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            All sort of nasty poisons can get in meat too and stay there simple example is Milk and meat can become contaminated when animals eat grass and other plants that are radioactive but slow poisoning where toxins build up is a thing. Also many kinds of disease and wound will release toxins as well as they progress that will be in the muscle and blood, that's aside from liver fluke, worms , lymes disease, tb and a whole host of other shit. Learn to hunt deer and be taught the signs of disease in a liver , lungs etc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Might be prions from wasting disease

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've fine bro. I got the vax. Noting is gonnahappen to me. If I get sick I'll just drink some mad dog 2020 to chase it out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know cooking your meat kills all the parasites, right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you're cooking meat long enough to kill prions, that shit's blacker than the African gentleman currently inside your butthole.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong enjoy your bse animal could have died of any kind of slow poisoning or toxin or disease than released toxins

          https://www.cdc.gov/prions/cwd/index.html

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_wasting_disease

          Americans have it so fricking bad. You can't even eat meat anymore without dying.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry anon. CWD has been found to be spreading in the European deer populations recently.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            part of the nwo to restrict the food supply. Wasting disease is a depopulation agenda because they don't want people off the grid hunting. Same shit for Lyme disease. Cruetzfeld Jacob disease is just relabeled Kuru because admitting that cannibalism exists in America is bad for business. Funny how it only affects a certain ethnicity

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I was just thinking about the relationship between prion diseases and cannibalism, BSE was basically caused by feeding cows to cows.

              "Cattle are believed to have been infected by being fed meat-and-bone meal (MBM) that contained either the remains of cattle who spontaneously developed the disease or scrapie-infected sheep products."
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it gets darker when you realize humans have genetic resistance to certain prion diseases. Whatever happened in the paleolithic wasn't pretty.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Poor neanderthal. The normies ate and raped him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Poor neanderthal. The normies ate and raped him.
                homo-normieus ate homo-bigbrainus

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Nerdy Neanderthals gets hunted by a tribe of Sapien Stacies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Neetanthals raped and hunted by homo-immigrantsmalbrainus

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Neetanthals raped and hunted by homo-immigrantsmalbrainus
                ] Archaeological evidence suggests that there was a tenfold increase in the modern human population in Western Europe during the period of the Neanderthal/modern human transition,[176] and Neanderthals may have been at a demographic disadvantage due to a lower fertility rate, a higher infant mortality rate, or a combination of the two

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Neanderthals
                A number of examples of symbolic thought and Palaeolithic art have been inconclusively[52] attributed to Neanderthals, namely possible ornaments made from bird claws and feathers[53][54] or shells,[55] collections of unusual objects including crystals and fossils,[56] engravings,[57] music production (possibly indicated by the Divje Babe flute),[58] and Spanish cave paintings contentiously[59] dated to before 65,000 years ago.[60][61] Some claims of religious beliefs have been made.[62] Neanderthals were likely capable of speech, possibly articulate, although the complexity of their language is not known the Neanderthal brain was larger in the temporal, occipital, and cerebellar regions, indicating differences in brain development

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that sounds like mass cannibalism, would make sense why we are the last humans

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                dunno why anthropology is so cagey with what happened to the other homonids. We obviousily fricking killed them. They didn't die out. Even if some survived inertia took care of the rest. If man has original sin that and eating human flesh would be it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Does it count as cannibalism if they are a different hominid?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Does it count as cannibalism if they are a different hominid?
                They murder raped anon and we Europeans have neantherthal bigbean dna so yeah.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                god humans are fricking Black folk lol this is all some sick joke lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                t. plantBlack person

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I live on an island that I won't name and we have 0 cases of that shit here. You can eat any carcass you find as long as you cook it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You can eat any carcass you find as long as you cook it.
                No, no you can't. For frick sake can you read.

                All sort of nasty poisons can get in meat too and stay there simple example is Milk and meat can become contaminated when animals eat grass and other plants that are radioactive but slow poisoning where toxins build up is a thing. Also many kinds of disease and wound will release toxins as well as they progress that will be in the muscle and blood, that's aside from liver fluke, worms , lymes disease, tb and a whole host of other shit. Learn to hunt deer and be taught the signs of disease in a liver , lungs etc

                >All sort of nasty poisons can get in meat too and stay there simple example is Milk and meat can become contaminated when animals eat grass and other plants that are radioactive but slow poisoning where toxins build up is a thing. Also many kinds of disease and wound will release toxins as well as they progress that will be in the muscle and blood, that's aside from liver fluke, worms , lymes disease, tb and a whole host of other shit. Learn to hunt deer and be taught the signs of disease in a liver , lungs etc

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Again, literally not a thing where I live.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're a special kind of stupid where you live and nobody cares then. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Never eat found animal carcases that died of unknown causes. If you don't or won't understand why you are borderline clinically 'tarded.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            TSE and BSE are in Europe too and there are many many other diseases and parasites and toxins. Learn to hunt part of that is when you are dressing an animal you killed to know how to check the liver etc for signs of disease

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_wasting_disease

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Can CWD spread to humans, i though it was because of worms eating the deers brain and making them moronic, cooking should stop that shit right?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >cooking should stop that shit right?
              no

              >Can CWD spread to humans
              , by 2004 a study for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) suggested, "[m]ore epidemiologic and laboratory studies are needed to monitor the possibility of such transmissions".[7] The epidemiological study further concluded, "[a]s a precaution, hunters should avoid eating deer and elk tissues known to harbor the CWD agent (e.g., brain, spinal cord, eyes, spleen, tonsils, lymph nodes) from areas where CWD has been identified".

              bse CAN prion diseases absolutely can

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's a prion (misfolded protein) not a worm. I think what you're thinking of is brain eating amoebas? Or maybe those nasal cavity nematodes that skunks get?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Iirc CWD is caused by something that affects mooses or some shit and when it gets into a deer it doesn't know what to do so it just fricks everything up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nice attempt at bait

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong enjoy your bse animal could have died of any kind of slow poisoning or toxin or disease than released toxins

        https://www.cdc.gov/prions/cwd/index.html

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_wasting_disease

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >B4A3D6DE-D2FC-4277-84BA-8(...).jpg
      It's an ios pic id shit post.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the prions in his carrion eating brain wrote this.. same stupid shit was posted on /x/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and you know what Black person? I'll post it again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          north carolina squat brain

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A fine shitpost.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One time I was out camping, walked out on the trail, walked back on the trail, total time elapsed about thirty minutes.
    When I get back to the starting point I see a roadkill snake that hadn't been there when I went out.
    I cleaned it, cooked it, and ate it, bones and all.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all these dumbass nuckas responding to a shitpost as if it were genuine

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It was really mangy and skinny
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_wasting_disease

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you repost a random image and a random comment from some post in /x/?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's lonely, most of us are

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a quail that my dog killed
    He was delicious

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’d say this is poor bait but look at the thread

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've eaten a bunch of roadkill - deer, birds - but I would never eat something old or that had died of disease. You're asking for it.

    These days I'm a lot more successful at hunting and my freezers are full.

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