i just shattered one of these in the closet of the master bedroom. am i and my whole family dead?

i just shattered one of these in the closet of the master bedroom. am i and my whole family dead?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not yet

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are you still able to type??

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is my whole family dead?
    That depends, are any of them deathly allergic to stupid questions?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just went into anaphylactic shock reading your post so i guess i am??

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, there is a tiny tiny amount of mercury in there.
    It’s not like all the shit you buy from china doesn’t have all kinds of poisonous metals in them.
    Your body slowly gets rid of any mercury anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s not like all the shit you buy from china doesn’t have all kinds of poisonous metals in them.

      pretty confident this is why autism started spiking along with online ordering / drop shipping in the 90s.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP’s neighbor here. Just found his whole family dead. F

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the wife's body still warm?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I pray you had proper PPE on, that shit can linger in the air for weeks, even months. Is your house downwind? You might have to put down your pets to save them the suffering.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a tragedy
      The poor children

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