WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ONLY SUPPLY SCREW PACKS IN GROUPS OF 1000s when I ONLY NEED TWO FUCKING SCREWS??!!?
BECAUSE THEN I HAVE TO THROW AWAY 998 SCREWS AND I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT RETARD MORON FOR NOT KNOWING THIS WHEN EVERY FUCKING RETAIL STORE IN THIS SHITHOLE STATE SELLS AN OPTIONAL PACK OF 2 (TWO) TO 10 (TEN) INDIVIDUAL SCREWS, THEN I HAVE TO FUCKING DRIVE BACK TO WHERE WE DUMPED THEM BECAUSE OUR CO IS A FUCKING GOLDFISH THAT DIDNT REALIZE THAT WE NEEDED FOUR FUCKING SCREWS FOR THE CRG WHILE HE BITCHES AND MOANS AT ME DESPITE ALWAYS FINISHING TASKS ON FUCKING TIME WHILE HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE TIME FOR INSPECTIONS!!!!!!
I FUCKING HATE THE ARMY SO MUCH I SHOULDVE FUCKING STAYED IN SCHOOL FUCK OFF!!!@
Thank you for your service.
Anon, there are soldiers in other armies that don't even get the right ammunition for their weapons.
Anon, being in the army is all about getting screwed, you should know that by now.
Always nice to see people enjoying the green weenie
Run a trivia night and give them out as prizes.
>just dumping shit rather than keeping it on hand for future use
Why? I've worked construction and oversaw the inventory for one of the trades. Keeping parts on hand at a job site even if it wasn't touched for the duration of the job was common.
Considering the officer involvement, it can probably be chalked up to management ocd.
I work in manufacturing and we normally try to keep our situational tools and materials on hand, but mid and upper management sometimes come down and have fits about it because they think the epitome of workspace cleanliness is to have zero materials stored nearby that aren't going to be used immediately. So then we either throw it all out or get it re entered into the system even if it's counted as consumable and thrown out by the tool crib guys anyway since they never have room to take it back.
>officer asks you for screws/cables/anything else like that
>doesn't trigger your retard alarm
>don't immediately double check to see if it's the right part, how many he needs, and what it's for
YOU failed the both of you, dumbshit.
Is there an Ace Hardware near you? It's always been a good stop for those 1s and 2s of screws I've dropped into the abyss of an engine bay. Some stores even started carrying gun screws.
Truly, the magic that only big green can deliver
Army solutions for Army problems
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Army way. And by gawd you will do things the aaaarmy way!
instead of throwing them away you keep them and sell them on the internet retard, that's making the job work for you. You are choosing to do things the hard way then bitching about it, but then again I'm smart and didn't join so, thanks for your service lmao
>WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ONLY SUPPLY SCREW PACKS IN GROUPS OF 1000s when I ONLY NEED TWO FUCKING SCREWS??!!?
I came here to laugh at you, but yeah, that's kinda fucking retarded.
You’re either being hazed, or it’s legit. Welcome to the Army.
>BECAUSE THEN I HAVE TO THROW AWAY 998 SCREWS
You could keep them for later in case you need them, moron. You sure are missing more than two, anyway.
pocket the extra screws and sell them when you're on leave doofus
>There is the right way
>There is the wrong way
>And there is the Army way