I had a leg surgery this spring because I fractured my leg and they inserted a metal plate and screws.

I had a leg surgery this spring because I fractured my leg and they inserted a metal plate and screws.
Please tell me it disqualifies me from military service
I dont want to go bros

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no,you will be a loader in T-62M

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't they just 3-man it anyway to conserve manpower despite lack of autloader?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he meant OP will be loading the rest of the crews cocks in his ass

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It disqualifies you from dating my daughter I ain't having no tin man in the family.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I ain't having no tin man in the family.
      hahahahahah

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you don't need legs to fall out of a plane comrade

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you're gonna be a logi truck driver.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No, MEPS didn't give me any problems about it when I told them, and I broke my tibia when a car fell on my leg. So I imagine they won't give a shit if they're conscripting you.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    should have replaced the leg with a gun

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think so. A buddy of mine compound fractured his thigh on a motorcycle and deformed his fingers real bad also
    >He joined the Army and did 10 years as an officer!

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What am I doin' here?

    Please Mr. Putin, I don't want to go
    Hey, Mr. Putin, please don't make me go
    I had a dream last night about the comin' fight
    Somebody yelled "attack!"
    And there I stood with a ATGM in my back.

    Please Mr. Putin, I don't want to go (forward ho!) aw
    Look at them bushes out there
    They're moving and there's a Ukie behind every one
    Hey, Mr. Putin-you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
    Hey charlie, duck yer head!
    Hm, you're a little bit late on that one, charlie
    Ooh, I bet that smarts!

    What am I doin' here?

    Please Mr. Putin, I don't want to go
    Listen, Mr. Putin, please don't make me go
    There's a slav a-waitin' out there, just fixin' to take my hair
    A coward I've been called 'cause I don't want to wind up dead or bald

    Please Mr. Putin, I don't want to go (forward ho) aw
    I wonder what the Ukraine word for friend is
    Let's see friend kemo sabe, that's it
    Kemo sabe!
    Hey out there, kemo sabe!
    Nope, that itn't it
    Look at them out there
    They're runnin' around like a bunch of wild Blackids
    Heh, heh, heh
    Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They'll strap you to the top of a tank, a cuck cage for the cuck cage.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    walk in with a limp

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nyet Sergey, in fact metal plate ENHANCES your durability in combat. Load Cattle car number 17, track 2 at the rail station tomorrow.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're taking the plate back for war materials.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That just means you have built in body armor. Welcome to the infantry comrade

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Only Russians with previous military experience will be subject to mobilization, Shoigu said, adding that conscripts and students will not be called up yet.

    I am now accepting enrollments for my new school the university of st. pidorsburg. tuition starts at however much you've got.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I am Russian Minister of Education. These FSB gentlemen will escort you to basement for rectal electrode tax audit. Hopefully you have my tax ready before you reach bottom step.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >broken leg, eh?
    >you can either be a minesweeper or a tank shield
    Off to the front you go, Ivan.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pls feel sorry for me
    Fuck you, wojakmoron, you're not even Russian, anyway.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well now you have dermal armor plating in your one leg, congratulations comrade, you are the true epitome of Soviet science.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pick up the mosin, Sergei.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >AND IT’S ONE, TWO, THREE, WHAT ARE WE FIGHTIN’ FOR?
    >WE DON’T GOT NO GRAIN
    >NEXT STOP IS YOOKRAINE
    >AND ITS FIVE SIX SEVEN OPEN UP THE SURLY RAPES
    >AINT TO TIME TO WONDER WHY, MONKE WANTS US TO DIE!

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let your squad mates know, they will cut off your leg and use it as armor

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nyet

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized, one of the main reasons Russia is so upset at trannies is that you can't draft women

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are you russian? Go to Finland or take a one-way foreign "trip".

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is problem comrade? Metal leg makes you stronger. You will be in first wave.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cyborg super soldier, you say? VDV is just the place for you.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You will probably be used as platoon runner, given how dysfunctional your country is.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy the trenches Vadim

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THAT LEG MAKES YOU EVEN MORE RESISTANT TO BULLETS, SOLDIER. NOW MOVE MOVE MOVE

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yes, leave your email

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I need an email for ?

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My friend broke his leg and they didn't draft him, they even allowed him to leave the country.
    But that was in Ukraine, kek.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off back to the factory

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