i had a hilarious weapon idea.

what if you took a walmart thunder tank, modded the engine and frame to take adult weight, and made solid rocket booster propelled shells, effectively creating a cheap Sturmtiger.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You zoomers have such fried brains that you can't even articulate comprehensible sentences. Please have a nice day immediately.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. Needs real tracks.

    • 1 month ago
      yoink

      ah right. should do that as well. with that, is it feasible?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, it does have tracks, but only goes 3.5mph.

        • 1 month ago
          yoink

          "modded the engine" remember. it will still go as slow as condensed milk though. maybe 10 MPH max

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you need to enclose it to protect from rocket blast.

        • 1 month ago
          yoink

          what material would work?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            polycarbonate. essentially would just look like a tank version of the popemobile.

            • 1 month ago
              yoink

              cool. i plan on making this as a project once i can afford it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IMO why not picrel? It's actually designed for physical work and load bearing.

  3. 1 month ago
    yoink

    what if i make the shells rocket propelled dildos?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >modded the engine and frame to take adult weight
    At that point there's nothing meaningful left of the original

    • 1 month ago
      yoink

      pretty much. but im too stupid to build a whole frame and motor and everything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i think you should go shopping for a bulldozer instead of perusing walmart's toy aisle

        • 1 month ago
          yoink

          nah, i like the comedic-ness of a toy tank with a rocket mortar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Check out grind hard plumbing on YT

      • 1 month ago
        yoink

        thanks for the encouragement brother.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wanna see a Barbie jeep that does 90mph and other crazy shit like that, those are your guys. Premium drone footage in the vids too.

  5. 1 month ago
    yoink

    tell me it would not be hilarious to go to a little kids nerf war and start firing cluster shells full of those nerf foam ball things.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely based, and we need more homemade tanks on this board.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A smaller version of the Ripsaw? Would be scary

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