I got chased by a grizzly bear last night in glacier natl park

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you left a campfire unattended?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What no greentext?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bear spray or firearm?
      solo or group?
      backpacking off trail or near road/campground?

      this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mondane detail
      >Mondane detail
      >Turn around
      >shit jpeg
      >Mondane detail
      >and that's how I got raped by a bear

      You're welcome anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Mondane
        Your monkey picture was accurate.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whats a mondane?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We can tell this is fake because there's no video of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We can tell this is fake because we aren't gawked out fuckboys like you. If a griz chased oppie he wouldn't be alive to post about it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We can tell this is fake because we aren't gawked out fuckboys like you. If a griz chased oppie he wouldn't be alive to post about it.

      I got bluff charged, hissed at, teeth clacked by a black bear and I got video.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based, you in BC? If they're teeth clacking it usually means they're more afraid of you then you are of them, I always though it was the other way around until I looked it up. I've had that happen in my backyard as a child and my front porch as an adult, but I don't have pics so it didn't happen.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Based, you in BC?
          SE Alaska.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mind if I ask, what do y'all do for work out there? I've wanted to visit for a few years now, may be a great place to live.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not really sure what you mean. It's not different from any other city although we need Veterinarians.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >teeth clacking
          thought this is a sign of anxiety. but yeah, it's more of a warning that you are too close for their comfort.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't get anything on video except some trees.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, you're a nature blind urbanite.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bear spray is illegal in New York State. Meanwhile I have bears in my neighborhood constantly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Bear spray is illegal in New York State.
      Just get a gun license and carry a gun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      New York is gay as fuck. Bear spray also has lower OC content than shit you'd use on humans. And if the bear and wind are coming at you when you're trying to deploy bear spray, you're fucked. Get a jpx 4 or pepper spray paint ball gun, and don't go to New York. Also, gel pepper spray would be better anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no brown bears in Shit York
      Also guns still exist
      and you can probably beat up most bears unless it's a 500 pound boar male
      I've been trying my hardest to gain weight so I can get into the 300 pound class, but I'm 250 at 6'1 (i'm short I know embarrassing) right now and keep losing weight despite all my eating.
      I'm doing lots of exercise to also grow muscle like grabbing large stones and throwing them.
      I actually think I have the perfect amount of fat, good for cold, famine, and protection.
      Why is it so easy for animal to grow big and strong but so hard for humans?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you can probably beat up most bears
        Bears muscles are stronger pound for pound. If you're having trouble gaining weight start binge drinking, I only started gaining bulk after I started drinking more.
        >Why is it so easy for an animal to grow big and strong, but so hard for humans?
        God specced us for int, con and dex to be distance runners, and str was our dumpstat. We're the best in the world at running, but a chimp half our size could rip us limb from limb.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no brown bears in Shit York
        oh sweetie, you need to get out more, maybe check out fire island :3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is bullshit and you know it Bear spray is not unlegal in New York

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should throw molotov cocktails at them, apparently that's ok

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong board

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well let’s hear the story then… unless you’re larping. You’re not a larper, are you OP?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's just a little guy. Rub his belly and you'll be BFFs.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds fun

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it a stupid idea to fire a warning shot to scare a bear, especially if your little .38 snub nose ain't gonna kill it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. You have to shoot a bear many times in order to kill it with a caliber that small. Shotgun or .44 magnum but even then I'd go for shotgun

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, no, look, I dont doubt that you saw him. But what happened is when you saw him you were so scared shitless that you crashed your precious 10-speed into the stop sign, bumped your head on the curb and probably scared him half to death in the process. I'm right aren't I? That's what really happened, isn't it? ISNT IT?

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