Based, you in BC? If they're teeth clacking it usually means they're more afraid of you then you are of them, I always though it was the other way around until I looked it up. I've had that happen in my backyard as a child and my front porch as an adult, but I don't have pics so it didn't happen.
New York is gay as frick. Bear spray also has lower OC content than shit you'd use on humans. And if the bear and wind are coming at you when you're trying to deploy bear spray, you're fricked. Get a jpx 4 or pepper spray paint ball gun, and don't go to New York. Also, gel pepper spray would be better anyway.
There's no brown bears in Shit York
Also guns still exist
and you can probably beat up most bears unless it's a 500 pound boar male
I've been trying my hardest to gain weight so I can get into the 300 pound class, but I'm 250 at 6'1 (i'm short I know embarrassing) right now and keep losing weight despite all my eating.
I'm doing lots of exercise to also grow muscle like grabbing large stones and throwing them.
I actually think I have the perfect amount of fat, good for cold, famine, and protection.
Why is it so easy for animal to grow big and strong but so hard for humans?
>you can probably beat up most bears
Bears muscles are stronger pound for pound. If you're having trouble gaining weight start binge drinking, I only started gaining bulk after I started drinking more. >Why is it so easy for an animal to grow big and strong, but so hard for humans?
God specced us for int, con and dex to be distance runners, and str was our dumpstat. We're the best in the world at running, but a chimp half our size could rip us limb from limb.
No, no, look, I dont doubt that you saw him. But what happened is when you saw him you were so scared shitless that you crashed your precious 10-speed into the stop sign, bumped your head on the curb and probably scared him half to death in the process. I'm right aren't I? That's what really happened, isn't it? ISNT IT?
Maybe you left a campfire unattended?
What no greentext?
bear spray or firearm?
solo or group?
backpacking off trail or near road/campground?
this
>Mondane detail
>Mondane detail
>Turn around
>shit jpeg
>Mondane detail
>and that's how I got raped by a bear
You're welcome anon
>Mondane
Your monkey picture was accurate.
whats a mondane?
We can tell this is fake because there's no video of it.
We can tell this is fake because we aren't gawked out frickboys like you. If a griz chased oppie he wouldn't be alive to post about it.
I got bluff charged, hissed at, teeth clacked by a black bear and I got video.
Based, you in BC? If they're teeth clacking it usually means they're more afraid of you then you are of them, I always though it was the other way around until I looked it up. I've had that happen in my backyard as a child and my front porch as an adult, but I don't have pics so it didn't happen.
>Based, you in BC?
SE Alaska.
Mind if I ask, what do y'all do for work out there? I've wanted to visit for a few years now, may be a great place to live.
I'm not really sure what you mean. It's not different from any other city although we need Veterinarians.
>teeth clacking
thought this is a sign of anxiety. but yeah, it's more of a warning that you are too close for their comfort.
You didn't get anything on video except some trees.
Oh, you're a nature blind urbanite.
Bear spray is illegal in New York State. Meanwhile I have bears in my neighborhood constantly
>Bear spray is illegal in New York State.
Just get a gun license and carry a gun.
New York is gay as frick. Bear spray also has lower OC content than shit you'd use on humans. And if the bear and wind are coming at you when you're trying to deploy bear spray, you're fricked. Get a jpx 4 or pepper spray paint ball gun, and don't go to New York. Also, gel pepper spray would be better anyway.
There's no brown bears in Shit York
Also guns still exist
and you can probably beat up most bears unless it's a 500 pound boar male
I've been trying my hardest to gain weight so I can get into the 300 pound class, but I'm 250 at 6'1 (i'm short I know embarrassing) right now and keep losing weight despite all my eating.
I'm doing lots of exercise to also grow muscle like grabbing large stones and throwing them.
I actually think I have the perfect amount of fat, good for cold, famine, and protection.
Why is it so easy for animal to grow big and strong but so hard for humans?
>you can probably beat up most bears
Bears muscles are stronger pound for pound. If you're having trouble gaining weight start binge drinking, I only started gaining bulk after I started drinking more.
>Why is it so easy for an animal to grow big and strong, but so hard for humans?
God specced us for int, con and dex to be distance runners, and str was our dumpstat. We're the best in the world at running, but a chimp half our size could rip us limb from limb.
>There's no brown bears in Shit York
oh sweetie, you need to get out more, maybe check out fire island :3
This is bullshit and you know it Bear spray is not unlegal in New York
you should throw molotov wienertails at them, apparently that's ok
wrong board
Well let’s hear the story then… unless you’re larping. You’re not a larper, are you OP?
That's just a little guy. Rub his belly and you'll be BFFs.
Sounds fun
is it a stupid idea to fire a warning shot to scare a bear, especially if your little .38 snub nose ain't gonna kill it
Yes. You have to shoot a bear many times in order to kill it with a caliber that small. Shotgun or .44 magnum but even then I'd go for shotgun
No, no, look, I dont doubt that you saw him. But what happened is when you saw him you were so scared shitless that you crashed your precious 10-speed into the stop sign, bumped your head on the curb and probably scared him half to death in the process. I'm right aren't I? That's what really happened, isn't it? ISNT IT?