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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't he shoot at the bees or try his mace or taser on them?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spray mace on the bees
      >Now they're more aggressive
      >And covered in mace

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek
        NYPD has a detective who is the dept. bee expert. Should have called him.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao, seriously?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, when I lived in NJ I read an article about the dude. They call him when there’s a search warrant and lots of bees and also consult with him about CSI stuff.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting. Has he actually helped to solve any difficult cases with his apicultural skills?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think so, IIRC there was a story about him in the NYT. He has a regular detective job if I recall but he’s the “bee guy” on call.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine beeing covered in stings and having open wounds and on top it all, mace gets into them.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he try to shoot the bee in the leg??

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    even bees hate zoggies

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS HIP TO

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bee expert arrives after watching scene on news
    America is so fricking kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this it what makes muttland a superpower.

      In most countries people would either wait for the government to do something or just use the good old 'not my problem' approach.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be honest, in most countries the cop would've either run as fast as he could in a straight line or gotten into the car instead of waggling around swatting at bees like a dumb c**t.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You say that until you get a face full of bees. Then all sense goes out the window and monkey brain kicks in

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He tried to get in the car, his buddy said no and started backing up at 0:25

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Incorrect,. Cop waved off his buddy in the car because he knew that the bees would have just followed him in and then they'd both be eclosed with bees stinging them.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Happened to my friend once. He jumped in the car with his brother and they both got fricked up, then the friend got his ass beat when he got out of the hospital.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those bees held a grudge, damn

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this it what makes muttland a superpower.

      In most countries people would either wait for the government to do something or just use the good old 'not my problem' approach.

      Volunteerism is a wonderful thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swarms of bees are worth a decent amount of money. Most areas have a sign up list for beekeepers so they have a chance at any spotted swarm. Never call an exterminator for honeybees because beekeepers will literally do it for free.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, were pretty based. honestly though pissed none of those neighbors could simply open their garage door, let the cop, then close it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where else have we seen this before. That Texas school shooting where a Border Patrol Agent stormed the school while those lazy pigs were standing around and where else?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were the Bees Africanised?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. I've never heard of regular honeybees attacking that aggressively. Typically you can just jog away a few dozen feet and be safe.

      Swarms of bees are worth a decent amount of money. Most areas have a sign up list for beekeepers so they have a chance at any spotted swarm. Never call an exterminator for honeybees because beekeepers will literally do it for free.

      Unless they're africanized*
      Beekeepers are currently trying to breed out most of the aggression in africanized bees but it's a slow process and they're MUCH more likely to swarm. This is why you keep a queenguard on your hive so she can't escape. Too late for that now obviously.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        its also though, the africanized bees are less susceptible to hive collapse and shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. Much more resilient to parasites and diseases with the unfortunate side effect of being total buttholes. You can't even introduce a regular European queen to an africanized hive without the workers killing her.

          jesus christ why didnt anyone help him

          To be fair anyone with a bee allergy would probably be dead. Sometimes it takes two separate instances of being stung to even find out you have an allergy. I knew another beekeeper that didn't find out until she was stung months after the first time.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You can't even introduce a regular European queen to an africanized hive without the workers killing her
            Fricking savages, everything on that planet needs to go extinct. Well atleast they had the sense to worship white people in their good ol' hay days but that was due to forced submission, never will they be able to out of their own will. They're just incapable.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You can't even introduce a regular European queen to an africanized hive without the workers killing her
            Fricking savages, everything on that planet needs to go extinct. Well atleast they had the sense to worship white people in their good ol' hay days but that was due to forced submission, never will they be able to out of their own will. They're just incapable.

            eeeeh that isn't entirely true
            ANY hive can be requeened but it takes a shit ton of effort and it isn't always guarenteed. The workers have to get used to the queen's pheremones in order to accept her as one, its like blood types in humans if anything
            if worse comes to worse you can euthanize the hive, though it isn't recommended since its still a hive of honey bees, but if they present a danger to anyone near them, then its the best thing to do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ why didnt anyone help him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they wanted to remain the unstung heroes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goddammit Carlos you little shit!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because they wanted to remain the unstung heroes.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          paramore chic lean

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE PAIN!

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bees are hardcore, man, and probably one of the first sorts of biological warfare mankind used, there's tons of accounts of them being used in sieges, open warfare, and even at sea. Even against heavily-armored enemies a swarm of angry bees will still cause horses to panic and force people to shield their eyes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also as a fun fact, researchers have used bees to detect explosives by feeding them TNT-laced syrup, and they're extremely good at finding landmines, with a >99% rate of detection and only 1-2% false positives.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think people are just unaware of the true power of Bees as weapons. Your good ol' classic Bumblers might not be top tier, but those wasps and hornets will end your day. The Oriental Hornet we saw in Iraq would literally send squads running. All it takes is for one person to kneel in the wrong spot and that big tough weapons squad is now running around crying while dumping water on themselves. We are talking 3,000+ Hornets ready to frick your shit up.
      There is a reason baskets full of hives was used in ancient warfare. Dropping your bee hives onto the attacking enemy is a sure fire way to keep them from the walls.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit did he go into shock?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like, with that many angry bees over that long that's a ton of pain. He's bleeding pretty bad from his face by the end of the video.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit did he go into shock?

          he smashed his face into the sidewalk when he fell
          it looks like he knocked himself out and then it took a bit to come back to reality

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ, that's fricking bad. I didn't think it would look this bad in motion but it looks horrific. Honestly hope anyone apart of that gets better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit did he go into shock?

      Bees can straight up just kill you like that. Even if you're not allergic, you get stung enough and you'll have a similar reaction.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What bees could do this-
    >Africanized bees
    13% of the bees doing 56% of the stings.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll say again, if ants as a whole decided to wage war on humans, we would lose

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ants are estimated to make up about 15% of all terrestrial animal biomass.
      We're just lucky the supercolonies are busy going to war with each other instead of trying to take over.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He lived. He was a volunteer with the LAPD

    https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-05-18/los-angeles-expenses-lapd-volunteer-stung-bees-attack-viral-video

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who in their right mind volunteers to be a cop with the LAPD? Am I reading that right???

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone who wants to brutalize and shoot people for free I guess, it's LA so it's probably normal for them to be psychopaths

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bee yourself

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh man that is fricking funny and sad at the same time. i imagine it happening to my dad and i get sad lmao

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Africanized bees are aggressive and violent just like their human counterparts from there.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tommy Boy was right once again.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This incident proves it's high time we impose common-sense bee regulations. Think of the children & volunteer cops.

    >Proposed tactical bee regulations, California style:
    >Hive limits: no more than 5 bees per hive
    >Must have stingers removed and in a locked case separate from bee during swarming (transport) to new location
    >All bees must have background checks
    >Psychological testing of bees. Angry bees to be denied stingers
    >No stinging allowed within populated areas
    >Only allowed to sting at state certified regions

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf lmao what a moronic way to respond to being attacked by bees. Do you run? No, just slowly waddle around swatting at them. Do you get in a car where only 10-20 max will follow you in? No, keep waddling, bash your head on the ground a few times too. Those things can fricking kill you if you're stung enough.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you run?
      Running from a swarm only hurts you. The bees release a pheromone on you for them to track you and the more you exert yourself the more heat you give off and each time you exhale you release more and more C02 which attracts them. You can't run from a swarm.
      >Do you get in a car where only 10-20 max will follow you in?
      He didn't want to get in because the other person would also be trapped inside a vehicle with bees. You severally under estimate how many bees can be attached on a person and how close the stick by a person. A bee hive can have over 40,000 bees in it and a swarm typical has several thousand bees. He would be lucky to only have a couple hundred bees on his person.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can the bees really fly faster than a human can run?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the weather conditions and the type of bee, but they sure as shit can keep up with you under normal conditions. The draft you create alone from running lets a whole swarm tailgate you. It also riles them up.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bee Lives Matter peaceful protestors defeating de evil whyt man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricker. You owe me a BEEr you just made me spill after causing me to laugh.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so how do we weaponize bees for personal defense?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Befriend the colony and they will come in your time of need.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FUJIWARA no Munesuke (1077 -February 22, 1162) was a noble (Juichii (Junior First Rank), Daijodaijin (Grand Minister of State)) who lived in the late Heian period.
      >he gave a name to each bee and tamed them and he ordered and the bees to sting each person he did not like.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    orcas and now the bees has declared war against humanity. wtf is going on?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is a volunteer cop?
    Are they like the police versions of militias/auxillaries?

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