Yeah, when I lived in NJ I read an article about the dude. They call him when there’s a search warrant and lots of bees and also consult with him about CSI stuff.
To be honest, in most countries the cop would've either run as fast as he could in a straight line or gotten into the car instead of waggling around swatting at bees like a dumb cunt.
Incorrect,. Cop waved off his buddy in the car because he knew that the bees would have just followed him in and then they'd both be eclosed with bees stinging them.
Happened to my friend once. He jumped in the car with his brother and they both got fucked up, then the friend got his ass beat when he got out of the hospital.
Swarms of bees are worth a decent amount of money. Most areas have a sign up list for beekeepers so they have a chance at any spotted swarm. Never call an exterminator for honeybees because beekeepers will literally do it for free.
Where else have we seen this before. That Texas school shooting where a Border Patrol Agent stormed the school while those lazy pigs were standing around and where else?
Probably. I've never heard of regular honeybees attacking that aggressively. Typically you can just jog away a few dozen feet and be safe.
Swarms of bees are worth a decent amount of money. Most areas have a sign up list for beekeepers so they have a chance at any spotted swarm. Never call an exterminator for honeybees because beekeepers will literally do it for free.
Unless they're africanized*
Beekeepers are currently trying to breed out most of the aggression in africanized bees but it's a slow process and they're MUCH more likely to swarm. This is why you keep a queenguard on your hive so she can't escape. Too late for that now obviously.
Yep. Much more resilient to parasites and diseases with the unfortunate side effect of being total assholes. You can't even introduce a regular European queen to an africanized hive without the workers killing her.
jesus christ why didnt anyone help him
To be fair anyone with a bee allergy would probably be dead. Sometimes it takes two separate instances of being stung to even find out you have an allergy. I knew another beekeeper that didn't find out until she was stung months after the first time.
>You can't even introduce a regular European queen to an africanized hive without the workers killing her
Fucking savages, everything on that planet needs to go extinct. Well atleast they had the sense to worship white people in their good ol' hay days but that was due to forced submission, never will they be able to out of their own will. They're just incapable.
>You can't even introduce a regular European queen to an africanized hive without the workers killing her
Fucking savages, everything on that planet needs to go extinct. Well atleast they had the sense to worship white people in their good ol' hay days but that was due to forced submission, never will they be able to out of their own will. They're just incapable.
eeeeh that isn't entirely true
ANY hive can be requeened but it takes a shit ton of effort and it isn't always guarenteed. The workers have to get used to the queen's pheremones in order to accept her as one, its like blood types in humans if anything
if worse comes to worse you can euthanize the hive, though it isn't recommended since its still a hive of honey bees, but if they present a danger to anyone near them, then its the best thing to do
Bees are hardcore, man, and probably one of the first sorts of biological warfare mankind used, there's tons of accounts of them being used in sieges, open warfare, and even at sea. Even against heavily-armored enemies a swarm of angry bees will still cause horses to panic and force people to shield their eyes.
Also as a fun fact, researchers have used bees to detect explosives by feeding them TNT-laced syrup, and they're extremely good at finding landmines, with a >99% rate of detection and only 1-2% false positives.
I think people are just unaware of the true power of Bees as weapons. Your good ol' classic Bumblers might not be top tier, but those wasps and hornets will end your day. The Oriental Hornet we saw in Iraq would literally send squads running. All it takes is for one person to kneel in the wrong spot and that big tough weapons squad is now running around crying while dumping water on themselves. We are talking 3,000+ Hornets ready to fuck your shit up.
There is a reason baskets full of hives was used in ancient warfare. Dropping your bee hives onto the attacking enemy is a sure fire way to keep them from the walls.
Jesus christ, that's fucking bad. I didn't think it would look this bad in motion but it looks horrific. Honestly hope anyone apart of that gets better.
Ants are estimated to make up about 15% of all terrestrial animal biomass.
We're just lucky the supercolonies are busy going to war with each other instead of trying to take over.
This incident proves it's high time we impose common-sense bee regulations. Think of the children & volunteer cops.
>Proposed tactical bee regulations, California style: >Hive limits: no more than 5 bees per hive >Must have stingers removed and in a locked case separate from bee during swarming (transport) to new location >All bees must have background checks >Psychological testing of bees. Angry bees to be denied stingers >No stinging allowed within populated areas >Only allowed to sting at state certified regions
Wtf lmao what a retarded way to respond to being attacked by bees. Do you run? No, just slowly waddle around swatting at them. Do you get in a car where only 10-20 max will follow you in? No, keep waddling, bash your head on the ground a few times too. Those things can fucking kill you if you're stung enough.
>Do you run?
Running from a swarm only hurts you. The bees release a pheromone on you for them to track you and the more you exert yourself the more heat you give off and each time you exhale you release more and more C02 which attracts them. You can't run from a swarm. >Do you get in a car where only 10-20 max will follow you in?
He didn't want to get in because the other person would also be trapped inside a vehicle with bees. You severally under estimate how many bees can be attached on a person and how close the stick by a person. A bee hive can have over 40,000 bees in it and a swarm typical has several thousand bees. He would be lucky to only have a couple hundred bees on his person.
Depends on the weather conditions and the type of bee, but they sure as shit can keep up with you under normal conditions. The draft you create alone from running lets a whole swarm tailgate you. It also riles them up.
>FUJIWARA no Munesuke (1077 -February 22, 1162) was a noble (Juichii (Junior First Rank), Daijodaijin (Grand Minister of State)) who lived in the late Heian period. >he gave a name to each bee and tamed them and he ordered and the bees to sting each person he did not like.
why didn't he shoot at the bees or try his mace or taser on them?
>Spray mace on the bees
>Now they're more aggressive
>And covered in mace
Kek
NYPD has a detective who is the dept. bee expert. Should have called him.
lmao, seriously?
Yeah, when I lived in NJ I read an article about the dude. They call him when there’s a search warrant and lots of bees and also consult with him about CSI stuff.
Interesting. Has he actually helped to solve any difficult cases with his apicultural skills?
I think so, IIRC there was a story about him in the NYT. He has a regular detective job if I recall but he’s the “bee guy” on call.
Imagine beeing covered in stings and having open wounds and on top it all, mace gets into them.
Why didn't he try to shoot the bee in the leg??
even bees hate zoggies
ITS HIP TO
>bee expert arrives after watching scene on news
America is so fucking kino
Unironically this it what makes muttland a superpower.
In most countries people would either wait for the government to do something or just use the good old 'not my problem' approach.
To be honest, in most countries the cop would've either run as fast as he could in a straight line or gotten into the car instead of waggling around swatting at bees like a dumb cunt.
You say that until you get a face full of bees. Then all sense goes out the window and monkey brain kicks in
He tried to get in the car, his buddy said no and started backing up at 0:25
Incorrect,. Cop waved off his buddy in the car because he knew that the bees would have just followed him in and then they'd both be eclosed with bees stinging them.
Happened to my friend once. He jumped in the car with his brother and they both got fucked up, then the friend got his ass beat when he got out of the hospital.
Those bees held a grudge, damn
Volunteerism is a wonderful thing
Swarms of bees are worth a decent amount of money. Most areas have a sign up list for beekeepers so they have a chance at any spotted swarm. Never call an exterminator for honeybees because beekeepers will literally do it for free.
yeah, were pretty based. honestly though pissed none of those neighbors could simply open their garage door, let the cop, then close it
Where else have we seen this before. That Texas school shooting where a Border Patrol Agent stormed the school while those lazy pigs were standing around and where else?
Were the Bees Africanised?
Probably. I've never heard of regular honeybees attacking that aggressively. Typically you can just jog away a few dozen feet and be safe.
Unless they're africanized*
Beekeepers are currently trying to breed out most of the aggression in africanized bees but it's a slow process and they're MUCH more likely to swarm. This is why you keep a queenguard on your hive so she can't escape. Too late for that now obviously.
its also though, the africanized bees are less susceptible to hive collapse and shit.
Yep. Much more resilient to parasites and diseases with the unfortunate side effect of being total assholes. You can't even introduce a regular European queen to an africanized hive without the workers killing her.
To be fair anyone with a bee allergy would probably be dead. Sometimes it takes two separate instances of being stung to even find out you have an allergy. I knew another beekeeper that didn't find out until she was stung months after the first time.
>You can't even introduce a regular European queen to an africanized hive without the workers killing her
Fucking savages, everything on that planet needs to go extinct. Well atleast they had the sense to worship white people in their good ol' hay days but that was due to forced submission, never will they be able to out of their own will. They're just incapable.
eeeeh that isn't entirely true
ANY hive can be requeened but it takes a shit ton of effort and it isn't always guarenteed. The workers have to get used to the queen's pheremones in order to accept her as one, its like blood types in humans if anything
if worse comes to worse you can euthanize the hive, though it isn't recommended since its still a hive of honey bees, but if they present a danger to anyone near them, then its the best thing to do
jesus christ why didnt anyone help him
Because they wanted to remain the unstung heroes.
Goddammit Carlos you little shit!
>Because they wanted to remain the unstung heroes.
paramore chic lean
THE PAIN!
Bees are hardcore, man, and probably one of the first sorts of biological warfare mankind used, there's tons of accounts of them being used in sieges, open warfare, and even at sea. Even against heavily-armored enemies a swarm of angry bees will still cause horses to panic and force people to shield their eyes.
Also as a fun fact, researchers have used bees to detect explosives by feeding them TNT-laced syrup, and they're extremely good at finding landmines, with a >99% rate of detection and only 1-2% false positives.
I think people are just unaware of the true power of Bees as weapons. Your good ol' classic Bumblers might not be top tier, but those wasps and hornets will end your day. The Oriental Hornet we saw in Iraq would literally send squads running. All it takes is for one person to kneel in the wrong spot and that big tough weapons squad is now running around crying while dumping water on themselves. We are talking 3,000+ Hornets ready to fuck your shit up.
There is a reason baskets full of hives was used in ancient warfare. Dropping your bee hives onto the attacking enemy is a sure fire way to keep them from the walls.
Holy shit did he go into shock?
Looks like, with that many angry bees over that long that's a ton of pain. He's bleeding pretty bad from his face by the end of the video.
he smashed his face into the sidewalk when he fell
it looks like he knocked himself out and then it took a bit to come back to reality
Jesus christ, that's fucking bad. I didn't think it would look this bad in motion but it looks horrific. Honestly hope anyone apart of that gets better.
Bees can straight up just kill you like that. Even if you're not allergic, you get stung enough and you'll have a similar reaction.
What bees could do this-
>Africanized bees
13% of the bees doing 56% of the stings.
I'll say again, if ants as a whole decided to wage war on humans, we would lose
Ants are estimated to make up about 15% of all terrestrial animal biomass.
We're just lucky the supercolonies are busy going to war with each other instead of trying to take over.
He lived. He was a volunteer with the LAPD
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-05-18/los-angeles-expenses-lapd-volunteer-stung-bees-attack-viral-video
Who in their right mind volunteers to be a cop with the LAPD? Am I reading that right???
someone who wants to brutalize and shoot people for free I guess, it's LA so it's probably normal for them to be psychopaths
Just bee yourself
oh man that is fucking funny and sad at the same time. i imagine it happening to my dad and i get sad lmao
Africanized bees are aggressive and violent just like their human counterparts from there.
Tommy Boy was right once again.
This incident proves it's high time we impose common-sense bee regulations. Think of the children & volunteer cops.
>Proposed tactical bee regulations, California style:
>Hive limits: no more than 5 bees per hive
>Must have stingers removed and in a locked case separate from bee during swarming (transport) to new location
>All bees must have background checks
>Psychological testing of bees. Angry bees to be denied stingers
>No stinging allowed within populated areas
>Only allowed to sting at state certified regions
Wtf lmao what a retarded way to respond to being attacked by bees. Do you run? No, just slowly waddle around swatting at them. Do you get in a car where only 10-20 max will follow you in? No, keep waddling, bash your head on the ground a few times too. Those things can fucking kill you if you're stung enough.
>Do you run?
Running from a swarm only hurts you. The bees release a pheromone on you for them to track you and the more you exert yourself the more heat you give off and each time you exhale you release more and more C02 which attracts them. You can't run from a swarm.
>Do you get in a car where only 10-20 max will follow you in?
He didn't want to get in because the other person would also be trapped inside a vehicle with bees. You severally under estimate how many bees can be attached on a person and how close the stick by a person. A bee hive can have over 40,000 bees in it and a swarm typical has several thousand bees. He would be lucky to only have a couple hundred bees on his person.
Can the bees really fly faster than a human can run?
Depends on the weather conditions and the type of bee, but they sure as shit can keep up with you under normal conditions. The draft you create alone from running lets a whole swarm tailgate you. It also riles them up.
>Bee Lives Matter peaceful protestors defeating de evil whyt man
Fucker. You owe me a BEEr you just made me spill after causing me to laugh.
so how do we weaponize bees for personal defense?
Befriend the colony and they will come in your time of need.
>FUJIWARA no Munesuke (1077 -February 22, 1162) was a noble (Juichii (Junior First Rank), Daijodaijin (Grand Minister of State)) who lived in the late Heian period.
>he gave a name to each bee and tamed them and he ordered and the bees to sting each person he did not like.
orcas and now the bees has declared war against humanity. wtf is going on?
what the fuck is a volunteer cop?
Are they like the police versions of militias/auxillaries?