i carry a grenade with me everywhere i go so i can feel safe

i carry a grenade with me everywhere i go so i can feel safe

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you cram it or jam it?

    • 11 months ago
      noot430

      i'm not sure, i just keep it in the pocket of my corduroys

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perfectly normal and reasonable. A huge number of people just quietly carry a grenade. The fact that they are reasonable people is demonstrated by how rarely they place them selves in positions where they have to use their grenades. Many people like to sleep with grenades or an explosive vest to feel a sense of control over death.

        Fake, grenade carriers nearly always wear dungarees. it is how they identify each other in crows so as to space out and form an optimal defensive grid

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The emotional safety grenade
    Everyone does it. You are nor special.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is a grenade a good self-defense weapon /k/?

    • 11 months ago
      noot430

      >i carry a grenade with me everywhere i go so i can feel safe
      literally the best, no one fricks with someone with a grenade

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The other day I was thinking about a Murder mystery thriller movie but the guy kills everyone with a grenade

    • 11 months ago
      noot430

      lets make a xavier the rene-graenade angel episode about this

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get attacked by someone trying to steal your wallet
    >blow yourself up with him
    Now that’s chaotic neutral

    • 11 months ago
      noot430

      >put grenaders in wallet attached to long string
      >he pulls the wallet away
      >25 seconds.time
      >fale hard.mpegmovmp5

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s time we loonytunesmaxxed here on /k/

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I carry around an ACME branded Anvil for self protection
          >The size of it scares off any would be robbers, and the sheer weight of it keeps my glutes and thighs at maximum peak.
          >no skipping leg day here, friends.
          >when someone does try to come at me, I just pull it out from my pocket
          >usually their confusion stuns them for a moment while I drop it on their head
          >works every time, 10/10 would reccomend.
          Honestly, still better than 9mm.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn’t even carry around a folded hole to stick under opps legs
            Fricking noob

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >toss hole under assailents feet
              >they fall through
              >dust off my hands and start walking away
              >they fall ontop of me in a comedic fashion
              Sounds more like a personal liability to me.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only a single nade
    NGMI kid

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a floofy haired japanese school girl by any chance?.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he's a swarthy man living in sweden.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't afford grenades, so whenever I feel threatened I just shit my pants. It's kind of the same in a way.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit thread

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Germans really dont allow fun do they

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stick me to that butt plug and put it inside you.
    Using underpowered loads could get you killed one day. Anything less than 5 kg of C4 under your jacket won't be able to stop a group of 150 bonglanders or any other group of hostiles. My dad used to carry a thermonuclear warhead but that's overkill if I have to be honest, a blast like that could accidentally anihilate innocent bystanders.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use a grenade for home defense. Makes room clearing much easier. It's arguably the safest way to clear and definitely safer than a gun.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grenade carry is one of few times open carry is prudent.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a grenade
    >he doesn't wear a claymore vest

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yukari posts here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, c**t.
      You can have it back when I'm done.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you come to chicago please? i want to to feel unsafe here, and lob one at the roaming pack of Black folk we have here. pretty please

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, frogBlack person.

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