Perfectly normal and reasonable. A huge number of people just quietly carry a grenade. The fact that they are reasonable people is demonstrated by how rarely they place them selves in positions where they have to use their grenades. Many people like to sleep with grenades or an explosive vest to feel a sense of control over death.
Fake, grenade carriers nearly always wear dungarees. it is how they identify each other in crows so as to space out and form an optimal defensive grid
>I carry around an ACME branded Anvil for self protection >The size of it scares off any would be robbers, and the sheer weight of it keeps my glutes and thighs at maximum peak. >no skipping leg day here, friends. >when someone does try to come at me, I just pull it out from my pocket >usually their confusion stuns them for a moment while I drop it on their head >works every time, 10/10 would reccomend.
Honestly, still better than 9mm.
>toss hole under assailents feet >they fall through >dust off my hands and start walking away >they fall ontop of me in a comedic fashion
Sounds more like a personal liability to me.
>Stick me to that butt plug and put it inside you.
Using underpowered loads could get you killed one day. Anything less than 5 kg of C4 under your jacket won't be able to stop a group of 150 bonglanders or any other group of hostiles. My dad used to carry a thermonuclear warhead but that's overkill if I have to be honest, a blast like that could accidentally anihilate innocent bystanders.
Do you cram it or jam it?
i'm not sure, i just keep it in the pocket of my corduroys
Perfectly normal and reasonable. A huge number of people just quietly carry a grenade. The fact that they are reasonable people is demonstrated by how rarely they place them selves in positions where they have to use their grenades. Many people like to sleep with grenades or an explosive vest to feel a sense of control over death.
Fake, grenade carriers nearly always wear dungarees. it is how they identify each other in crows so as to space out and form an optimal defensive grid
>The emotional safety grenade
Everyone does it. You are nor special.
Is a grenade a good self-defense weapon PrepHole?
>i carry a grenade with me everywhere i go so i can feel safe
literally the best, no one fucks with someone with a grenade
The other day I was thinking about a Murder mystery thriller movie but the guy kills everyone with a grenade
lets make a xavier the rene-graenade angel episode about this
>get attacked by someone trying to steal your wallet
>blow yourself up with him
Now that’s chaotic neutral
>put grenaders in wallet attached to long string
>he pulls the wallet away
>25 seconds.time
>fale hard.mpegmovmp5
It’s time we loonytunesmaxxed here on PrepHole
>I carry around an ACME branded Anvil for self protection
>The size of it scares off any would be robbers, and the sheer weight of it keeps my glutes and thighs at maximum peak.
>no skipping leg day here, friends.
>when someone does try to come at me, I just pull it out from my pocket
>usually their confusion stuns them for a moment while I drop it on their head
>works every time, 10/10 would reccomend.
Honestly, still better than 9mm.
>doesn’t even carry around a folded hole to stick under opps legs
Fucking noob
>toss hole under assailents feet
>they fall through
>dust off my hands and start walking away
>they fall ontop of me in a comedic fashion
Sounds more like a personal liability to me.
>Only a single nade
NGMI kid
Are you a floofy haired japanese school girl by any chance?.
No, he's a swarthy man living in sweden.
I can't afford grenades, so whenever I feel threatened I just shit my pants. It's kind of the same in a way.
Shit thread
Germans really dont allow fun do they
>Stick me to that butt plug and put it inside you.
Using underpowered loads could get you killed one day. Anything less than 5 kg of C4 under your jacket won't be able to stop a group of 150 bonglanders or any other group of hostiles. My dad used to carry a thermonuclear warhead but that's overkill if I have to be honest, a blast like that could accidentally anihilate innocent bystanders.
I use a grenade for home defense. Makes room clearing much easier. It's arguably the safest way to clear and definitely safer than a gun.
Grenade carry is one of few times open carry is prudent.
>a grenade
>he doesn't wear a claymore vest
>yukari posts here
Thanks, cunt.
You can have it back when I'm done.
can you come to chicago please? i want to to feel unsafe here, and lob one at the roaming pack of morons we have here. pretty please
have a nice day, frogmoron.