I can't tell if this is great or awful getup for a spy

I can't tell if this is great or awful getup for a spy

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically what said. There was a bunch of Punks in East Germany so dressing up as one wouldn't be too alarming. It would be like a KGB agent dressing up as a hippie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did that, Yuri Bezmenov mentioned infiltrating groups of hippie westerners who were in India back in the 1970’s.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"Here's some weed."
          >"Wooooooooow. You're like my biggest bro for life, dude."
          Doesn't seem too difficult

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just go there. There will be someone to fuck you.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably good. East Berliners copied Western Punk culture, and he is functionally doing that. On top of signalling he has money through the quality of his clothes. In all likelihood he could talk to people who hated the Russians and also people in the Russian military who perceived him as a drug dealer or someone who could get a hold of other contraband.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically what said. There was a bunch of Punks in East Germany so dressing up as one wouldn't be too alarming. It would be like a KGB agent dressing up as a hippie.

      He's on the Western side of the wall

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        west berlin has always had a flourishing gay scene, he'd have blended right in

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody looked like that in the 80s.

    People of today forget what a based decade that was.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically what said. There was a bunch of Punks in East Germany so dressing up as one wouldn't be too alarming. It would be like a KGB agent dressing up as a hippie.

      Except he looks like an obvious undercover cop and not a punk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because you're obsessed with flowers and see them everywhere and base your view on undercover work on popular media and memes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Flowers? What the fuck are you even talking about?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wake up anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe because you're stuck in this era of fashion. During that time, he looks like a punk. If you think he looks stereotypical, look back on what makes things stereotypical in the first place.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is dressed as an ordinary citizen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      May I ask for what the "Straw Basket on Head" Disguise is for?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It became associated with a particular sect of Buddhism (Fuke-shuu) in Japan, with the hat being used by the traveling monks to remove/suppress ego. Spies and assassins took advantage of this peculiar outfit since it gave them a good excuse for obscuring their identities.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the attire of a "Komusō" mendicant monk of Fuke school of Zen Buddhism. They'd travel around, wearing those baskets to cover their heads, and played a bamboo flute to meditate. Their wandering lifestyle combined with the face-covering hats unsurprisingly meant that they were often suspected of being spies.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also they had been given carte blanche by the shogunate to wander wherever they please without needing traveling papers, which was the main draw.
          This eventually led to a cat and mouse game where local authorities kept trying to find new ways to authenticate monks, and spies pretending to be monks kept learning more and more ways to better copy monks.
          iirc, it basically settled on making them play their flute, the real monks practiced special breathing patterns to walk and play for hours at a time, which can't really be replicated without a ton of practice that most spies just didn't have the time or teachers for.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Main draw for spies, that is. Everyone else needed papers authorizing travel. The alternatives would be to go without papers (dangerous, better stay off the roads and learn to climb walls at night to avoid gates), get forged papers (dangerous, if you're suHispanicious they could arrest you and send a courier to the authority who supposedly wrote your papers who would confirm they're fake) or get real papers from your boss (dangerous since now you aren't deniable unless he throws you under the bus).

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Main draw for spies, that is. Everyone else needed papers authorizing travel. The alternatives would be to go without papers (dangerous, better stay off the roads and learn to climb walls at night to avoid gates), get forged papers (dangerous, if you're suHispanicious they could arrest you and send a courier to the authority who supposedly wrote your papers who would confirm they're fake) or get real papers from your boss (dangerous since now you aren't deniable unless he throws you under the bus).

            Yeah, thanks to Lone Wolf and Cub I know this obscure piece of Japanese history.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is a Delta doing spy op?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would tier 1 units who routinely interact with intelligence agencies be involved with intelligence gathering

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bad answer

        Needed an excuse to dress up and hit the town.

        Good answer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needed an excuse to dress up and hit the town.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't Delta at that point, he was in an army SF unit with a stay-behind role - they cached weapons around Germany and were tasked with sabotage and recon jobs in the event the war kicked off. Absolutely fucking based, there's a decent book around somewhere.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They actually did plenty of actual field recon too, he talks about it in one of the podcasts

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I'll have to chase that up, that unit is fucking fascinating.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sauce

            8:30 mins in

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're a fucking legend anon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In case I fucked up the time stamp, earlier in the vid he points out its not the same unit that did the stay-behind shit that he was deployed with there

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No worries, haven't had the time to listen yet but I've got it new-tabbed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sauce

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read about SMUs. You might be shocked how flexible and unconventional oper8tors can be.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1989
    It was literally how normal people dressed back then. This is actually real grey man tier shit.
    The fact that he looks like a model or a fashion ad while doing it is just because he's in shape and you're not. Get in the gym, bros, then it doesn't matter what the fuck you're wearing you'll look good in it.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's what my german uncle looked like in the 80s but he was also into Harley Davidson Motorcycles to be fair

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      German uncle...loves leather pants, leather jackets, mustaches..."motorcycles"
      Anon, I....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where did your uncle touch you? did he ever take you to a leather club?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually a fairly convincing getup

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I 100% would have assumed he is a gay biker or something. Berliners are notorious sodomites, so Pat dressing up like a guy that fucks man ass is spot-on.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who grey manned better?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le hipster assassin disappearing into the crowd after a job well done (= a succcessful assassination), never to be seen again
      I wish I was 16 again, shit like this used to be so cash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kervniski ?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >[Push It To The Limit Intensifies]

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitchin stache

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "STASI could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this nachbarschaft before. There could be STASI anywhere." The leather of his coat felt good against his t-shirt. "I HATE STASI" he thought. Duran Duran's The Chauffeur reverberated the Berlin Wall, making it shake on it's cheap Soviet foundations even as the Red Man Dip circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of double agents after dark. "When you're a spy, you can wear anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I giggled

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fucking dying

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blessed post

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the ways of spook disguise is actually to stand out as much as possible. CIA did that in Iran for example, sending their glowmorons as a bunch of clueless American tourists who kept asking local law enforcement about directions constantly, same with locals and generally being loud and obnoxious. Suffice to say, it worked flawlessly.
      That said, dude is sporting pretty average 80s look.

      Tremendously based.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Chauffer

      I had no idea Duran Duran were THAT good, wow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Falco's Der Kommissar

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice anon

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >80's Germany

    Yeah nah everyone looked like that Anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm, literally undetectable in 1989 Berlin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This era killed leather jackets, jeans as well to an extent.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was disguised as a visiting Finnish tourist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does he have in his pockets?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a present for you, big boy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing. He doesn't even have pockets.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amyl nitrite

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you even need a disguise on the Western side of the wall. He could have shown up in a dress uniform with big ass binoculars and they couldn't have done shit

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry, but other than being jacked as fuck, he looks like guys in 1989's Berlin would've looked.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Hi-NRG intensifies*

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's just trying to look as cool as Viktor Bout

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did it all go so wrong bros?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >obese people
      Lacking in motivation to do exercises is what causes that physique. While people are born with different body types and metabolism/fat storage, all can be managed by exercises and a little bit of restraints in eating. Ectomorphs have slow metabolism, but can still maintain heir shape by exercising.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mesotypes
        deboonked

        >muh metabolism
        Your body is ridiculous efficient at couch potatoeing? That's great (and if we didn't live in an obesogenic dystopia you'd be an übermensch). It means your brunch can (and should be) be an egg mcmuffin instead of a triple-decked goyburger with soggy fries. If you insist on having the burger that's a problem squarely in your head.

        >muh exercise
        Controlling the amount of energy that goes through your pipe is much easier than busting your ass at planet fitness after chugging half a bottle of corn syrup. Fuck, a single energy bar will offset the energy expenditure of your average lardo at the gym. And sorry but there's no way you're going to make a fatass enjoy exercise for exercise's sake. That's like asking ghetto kids to enjoy calculus.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      calories

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jello puddin pops destroyed two nations.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because thats how people dressed in the 80s. Greymans are dressed based on the fashion sense on specific countries and cultures. I

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dr Disrespect bashing commies

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, it's Tom of Finland.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bootleg Glenn Hughes

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Protip: See the legs dangling? Yeah that photo was taken after the wall fell.
    "Spying" means just crossing the border and look at russian installations.
    Kek.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These motorcycle jackets were very popular in the late 80s, especially in Europe.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vokuhila
    >Pornobalken
    >Leather jacket
    >Terminator shades
    fucking perfect. compare it to the people in the background, same same. he looks like THE Uwe from 1989. suave.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think anyone would have suspected this was an American

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those Oakley shades were very exotic for Europeans back then.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is for Berlin

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awesomely fucking awesome.

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